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#1 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[9992]
GOD ON EARTH IT WORKS!! MWA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! YaY now I have a chance at that 7.1 + !! YaY!!!! Please rate this, it is a battlereport, and I'm growing tired of starcraft, but not of battlereport writing! I intend to keep improving until I get better. BTW, expect to see several war2 newbie:newbie reports. They'll be good games alright, but I think I've played starcraft longer than anygame other than dune 2 (which, btw, I am playing tommorow, as part of my now titled "Turn back the clock and play now-crappy games"
#2 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[9993]
Oh yeah, btw, I made all my pics stored in the communtiy WestHollywood on geocitites.com !! haha I'm gay!
#3 TheRubebrDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[9995]
Okay, I just realized mistake numero uno, My spell checker has "terran" in the dictionary, and it auto-corrected Terrian (in Honey The CAt's move) to Terran
#4 TheRubebrDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[9998]
Okay, I just realized mistake numero uno, My spell checker has "terran" in the dictionary, and it auto-corrected Terrian (in Honey The CAt's move) to Terran
#5 Blank (123.hartford-11-12rs.ct.dial-access.att.net)[10001]
worms erheheheheh
#6 Necrosausage! (N202P003.dipool.highway.telekom.at)[10003]
Trying to make a Worms: Armaggeddon BR withouth 17230471230473 screenshots = futile. There is just too much action :)

Worms = Fun, I played deathmatch vs the puter till 3am last night and now my rank is COMPETENT (means like 2300 ladder points in SC ;)

For your reply to my post at YRMs: No, Im not a total newbie, I played Worms1 and Reinforcements, but I have to say that I dont like the gay red bar between the worm and the crosshair in Armaggeddon - the bar in Worms1 was much more accurate, and currently Im often horribly missing due to this (especially with the molotow coctail, which has very gay aiming). Neways Armaggeddon rulez, but sorry, I wont be able to play you online till I get my CABLE MODEM (wheeeeee, cable modems go Austria! - in 2-3 months Ill get it), since its so expensive to be online over the phone that I only play SC online right now...







#7 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10011]
Weellll I did gete evry move! and I think its good

#8 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10020]
WHEEEEEEEEEEE My 4th 7.0!!!! Now if only I could get higher than that. What do you think it needs? I think I've butchered my spellchecker so much that it thought some of the mis-spellings we're spelled right. Maybe a little more emphisis on a certain team? Maybe write the entire report from 1 worm's point of view? I wrote this the entire week, but I only spent an hour sorting through the pics, and the rest of it was writing the HTML out by hand, which is painful, but atleast now I know how to make my pix work, GeoCities!
#9 TheRubberDucky (Real one) (spider-ti024.proxy.aol.com)[10024]
You fools! this is the <i>REAL</I> THERUBBERDUCKY!!!! REmember me from MAYYYYYYYYYyyyyYYYYYYYYYYY this guy is gay
#10 SqueakyMonkey (24.95.178.188)[10042]
Heh, I havn't played Armageddon yet, but I couldn't get enough of Worms 2 when I borrowed it. Suicidal worms with banana bombs are hard to stop. I still have all those awesome intro movies in my HD somewhere...
#11 TheRubberDucky (4.3.100.44)[10043]
Well, what do you mean "phat as shit" Shit ain't fat my friend. BTW, Necro, that "gay red bar" is there cuz they wanted u to see more of the screen. And the weapons look much cooler that Worms 1 and reinforcements. Worms2 would have been the best game ever if they kept mole bombs in it. They're cool. I wish I hadn't turned down the opportunity to beta test worms2 becuz I wanted to continue playing war2 =[ (I didn't really get the oppourtunity, but I signed up like 999 times)

I wanna know who rated this a 6.0??? It went from a gold to a crappy ass 6.5. I have a feeling it was either YRM, who even though he is retiring, sorta, he wants to make sure he keeps me scrathcing to get that 7.1. Maybe it's Mark4, who's pissed cuz he died in this br.

#12 KoRnRuLz[FTL] (207.19.142.228)[10047]
Phat as shit -simpler way of saying the pictures were the whole battle report =)
#13 Persian-POW (24.4.254.2)[10056]
Well Ducky, it doesn't look like this report will get a 7.1 one. You'll have to write up a BR for one those games where you kicked my ass. Weren't you 6-0 against me this weekend?
No, it was 8-0.
Ducky owns me.

#14 .Praetor (209.63.107.30)[10058]
How different is Armegeddon from plain old Worms 2?

BTW, this report rocked!!!

#15 JSH (128.119.178.150)[10061]
Damn Ducky, someone gave you an 8. Too bad that you also got a 6. :(
#16 TherRubberDucky (4.3.100.44)[10068]
Who gave me an eight/?? Whoever it is, if the ladder abuse, I'll give them 7000-8000 points. Free. j/k =] I think my br's would be much better as my writing style evolves. Don't expect the pictures to evolve as much as YRM, just cuz I'm not gonna be able to do that, ever, but it's fun to write these br's, Maybe someone will give it another gold, and I'll get the 7.1!!!! YaY
What do I need to do to become a rater? Get a certain amount of gold bengallases? Torture Bengalasses until JV lets me? Attack JV with kakarus? BTW< my new bnet name is "PowerPuffBoy"
#17 .Praetor (209.63.107.60)[10084]
TRD, I gave you an eight.
I liked your writing, the pictures were decent, and I admit to a certain bias concerning non-SC games.

To get a rater, you need to become a respected battle-reporter. I think you also need to be considered stable.

So that sort of puts you out. And how did I get considered?




#18 TheRubberDucky (4.3.100.44)[10095]
Stable? How can I be considered a little box house thing with horseys in it? I think my br's are evolving, albiet slowly. Maybe if I changed my name to "TheStableDucky" they'd let me in!
#19 Cashew-of-Doom (sktnsk01d05100163.sk.sympatico.ca)[10157]
Worms rocks, so does this report.
Although br's about worms are kinda different than most others, since it's turn based.
#20 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10168]
Whe u get dat foo?
#21 Persian-POW (proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[10169]
Actually since you owned me in all those game over the weekend I decided to make it.
#22 YourRoleModel (relay.atinc.com)[10205]
I was the initial rater that gave this report a 7.0, so I guess it went down, then back up. Glad it's still gold, this was one of the Duck's better efforts.
#23 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10224]
For those of youthat enjoyed this, I've decided to stop writing starcraft reports, because frankly I always tend to miss a very important fact, while here in worms, I get a shot of everything, so I can go take a piss while the comp plays it's turn, and I umm....piss... Anyway, I'm already working on a nother one, me vs Freaky-Moron, expect it by friday =] BTW, I've just realized I may be not able to play sc for a few weeks, which is all the more reason to do these reports, possibly a myth report, or maybe a war2 report. Right now I have to go finish my article for warcraft addicts =]
#24 TheRubberducky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10227]
Most memorable comment I've ever gotten.
<b>Mark4</b>
</i>Great tips there. I'm sure glad you clued me in on how corsairs and vultures don't kill each other too good =] </i>

Check out my first report! It sucks. But it's the best one I had for a looooooooonng time. 6.7 on my first br =] Unfortunately now a days I tihnk it'd get about a 4. Maybe a 5

Hahaha I'm jsut trying to generate comments! So far I've never had more than 40 comments per report





#25 TheRubberducky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10228]
Most memorable comment I've ever gotten.
<b>Mark4</b>
</i>Great tips there. I'm sure glad you clued me in on how corsairs and vultures don't kill each other too good =] </i>

Check out my first report! It sucks. But it's the best one I had for a looooooooonng time. 6.7 on my first br =] Unfortunately now a days I tihnk it'd get about a 4. Maybe a 5

Hahaha I'm jsut trying to generate comments! So far I've never had more than 40 comments per report
#26 gh (ip181.tucson3.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[10501]
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#27 Executor[23657]
p232-tnt3.akl.ihug.co.nz
why do you comment on your own reports so much ducky? Haven't you got a life? Or is it because you want people to think that your BRs get more comments I don't get it..
#28 [z]RubberDucky[29230]
dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net
Executor is an ass-hole.
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