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#1 Lemuroo (nor-90-60.Reshall.Berkeley.EDU)[12524]
Sweet, there's a typo in my game description.

fan-farking-tastic.

moo =



#2 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[12526]
Gay 4.0 at the very most
#3 Eggfoo-Young (r67h91.res.gatech.edu)[12528]
Lemuroo: Great strategist and player who runs a mean early game and viscious mid to late game.

<b>The Battle Report</b>
After the great report by YRM, Lemuroo begins the first of many assaults on the new standards set. Knowing it would be hard to follow up, Lemuroo chose to scout out the battlefield and aid other writers with the new scoring scale with this report.

<b>What we have learned</b>
<li>Theres a long dry spell after a YRM report</li>
<li>People don't take sarcasm here, or are really dense (not this report... if you know then you know).</li>
<li>Automatic -5 points for lack of minimap animated gif nowadays (joking).</li>
<li>This YRM report lets me wait to post my upcoming reports which gives me time to do homework</li>
<li>It's really fun to imitate a YRM report in your comments</li>
<li>Battle report comment pics, anyone figured out how or why? Cause then I just might put up some nice animated gifs of the comment battles</li>
<b>Notes</b>
Take this light heartedly people. Nothing worse then trying to have fun and getting flamed for it. Good report YRM. Good skills Lemuroo. Good night everyone. :)

Eggfoo-young (chinese food that doesn't quite go down well)














#4 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip252.tucson3.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[12542]
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#5 Toilet-Duck- (wiley245h088.roadrunner.nf.net)[12558]
Best report ive had the pleasure of reading..

-Toilet-Duck- moos-



#6 Cerebrates Unite (speedfreak.shelby.net)[12581]
I don't like your report because you didn't make new paragraphs. This report sucks a zerglings left and right nut. Anyone who types without making new paragraphs shouldn't be allowed to make a battle report. I think this report should receive a 10.0 for the crappiest report ever.
#7 TheTeckMan (user-2ivecgi.dialup.mindspring.com)[12621]
wow br.com supports unordered lists (just learned about those today heh heh) I wonder what else it can do, I know I can't use cool colors which incredably sucks they should make the comments page be hexidecimal compatible! oh yeah and the report sucked
#8 cmr data (sfe-nm6-73.ix.netcom.com)[12627]
WHat The living shit? it said that it was a "follow up" to YRM's report. Well it was short craply writen and badly spelled. And anouther think YRM's reports HAVE PICTURES where is this stinkers pics?
#9 Lemuroo (nor-90-60.Reshall.Berkeley.EDU)[12635]
hehe, part of the reason why i love making really dumb BR's is to see just the reactions that i can get.

sigh, how amusing.

yet, my perverse interest in reading the comments probably doesn't reflect too well on my maturity =(

moo sigh





#10 -MrCow- (tsmia5-3.gate.net)[12755]
Y did this even get a 2.5? ANY1 rate it a 1????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#11 jeezumcrow (svwebw03.statestreet.com)[15171]
funniest report i have read, hehe i love this guy, totally doesnt give a shit about rates, flaming, or whether his br is worth reading. I was laughing all day throughout work just from reading Lemuroo's reports and the comments with it hehe



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