| #1 Dev (reshall-138-179.oit.edu)[14686] |
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| This was my little attempt at creativity and to break the standard battle report mold. Enjoy. (: |
| #2 [FLS]prozerran[14688] |
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| This format is pretty cool.. Very creative idea, although it's hard to put a better and more detailed game this way. I suggest putting some poems in the middle of some other good games. I think it'll be very enjoyable to read some style of good battles. |
| #3 [5th]Krebster (spider-wm084.proxy.aol.com)[14689] |
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I want this to get a 10 now.
I said now!!! |
| #4 Fractal_Wave (24.64.215.34.bc.wave.home.com)[14691] |
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I cannot, repeat, ~CANNOT~ stop laughing. HOT DAMN is this excellent. I wish I was a poet.....Dev, where've you gone, where've you been? I've been missing tyderis in NoHunters....
But Dev? Are you newbie bashing AGAIN?
;+)
Hope to see you on soon.
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #5 Gutiarzan (204.188.62.202)[14692] |
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This BR rocks! By far one of the most entertaining ones ... not to mention the fact that the talent required to write this one makes it deserve a 9-10.
I love creativity. I can even understand the game. However, it didn't seem very hard....
Guitarzan |
| #6 -=Judicator=- (cx237983-a.msnv1.occa.home.com)[14695] |
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| 7!?!??!!? wtf =[ |
| #7 Johnny_Vegas (pool0448.cvx9-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[14696] |
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This poem was quite good.
Some say it's damn fine,
That's why Johnny_Vegas will give it a NINE! |
| #8 DFA (spider-wm073.proxy.aol.com)[14698] |
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This was so great
I really must say
I would give it an eight
if i were........A RATER ( sick minded people)
DFA |
| #9 Laean (dtkim.reshall.ucsd.edu)[14700] |
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This br was so great
And so darn inspiring
No more shall I masterbate
While furiously clicking
On those medics, instead I shall
Dedicate my life to sc practice
So that one day I will
Do this br justice |
| #10 L'iLNips[Fatal] (r149155-4166.dobiecenter.com)[14701] |
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| Tyderis, you may not be the best player but you can write reports. Keep it up man. I just love it when Protoss goes Carriers and still loses. It's great. Terran Ownz!! |
#11  (0.np1.np.dialup.naut[14703] |
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Johnny Vegas is back from Reno, Nevada...
...and, um,...
I am happy about that.
*insert golfclap here*
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| #12 Dev (reshall-138-179.oit.edu)[14704] |
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| YRM! I'm so disappointed... no comment about my report? :( |
| #13 Capster (firewall5.lexis-nexis.com)[14705] |
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Check the goliath part, before steady add remarkably, or amazingly, solidly,it neads an adverb.
Awesome job |
| #14 Anal-banana (gauntlet2.bridge.com)[14709] |
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There was an old man
Who lived by a crick
And every bright night
He played on his - banjo
For the lady next door
Who smiled at him,
And looked like a - charming
Young lady who rolled in the grass
And in the bright moonlight
You could see her bare - legs
In the pool where she swam like a duck
And then in the bedroom
They started to - talk
About stories like the one I now tell
And if you don't like it
You can just go to - bed!
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| #15 .Praetor (fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu)[14710] |
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Excellent Dev. The rythum was perfect. The only hitch was needing something for goliath. It sort of caught.
High gold! |
| #16 (relay.atinc.com)[14716] |
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I thought that by rhyming,
and given the timing,
You'd be sure see,
a thought was from me,
Sure J V is back,
and I am a hack,
but I thought my stanza,
was, um...
...um...
sort of like a comment that I liked it. |
| #17 Mark4 (strangers.bragg.army.mil)[14719] |
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| Rock me! Love it. |
| #18 RasterOps (aspext.gd-is.com)[14729] |
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| Very good :) |
| #19 [5th]Krebster (spider-tj022.proxy.aol.com)[14730] |
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WTF i said 10 now!!!
umm there once was a man from venus....
err nevermind |
| #20 TheRubberDucky <FONT COLOR="Red">(BR.COM Admin)</font> (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.n[14735] |
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| This definately would've gotten a ten (8.7 doesn't cut it) had you included just one picture, perhaps just the stats screen =] Very well done though =] |
| #21 -TheBlackSoul- (spider-pa052.proxy.aol.com)[14742] |
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| Anal-Banana=funny banjo rofl. Dev KICKASS report. excute the guy who gave you a 7 this deserves a 10. |
| #22 Von Doom (d3o943.telia.com)[14768] |
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Yeah, that was a good one..
Inventive..
9 |
| #23 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#333333"> (port-4-31-56k.gallipoli[14790] |
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<font color="#FF0000" size="2">There was an old woman
Who lived in a shoe.
She had alzheimers.
I think I'm a poet and don't know it. Or something like that. BTW, Dev owns. |
| #24 [IceBerG] (ip-205-40.phx.fr.dancris.com)[14804] |
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| Sounded like you've <b>been</b> here all week writing that. ;-) Good job... If I were a rater, a 9 would be fine. ;-p |
| #25 Cashew-of-Doom (sktnsk01d05170162.sk.sympatico.ca)[14836] |
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Hehe, I know some poems, but I won't post them because everybody has already. Anyway, this was hilarious. You should do more like this, it may not be as detailed but is DEFINATELY as entertaining.
Great job. |
| #26 Anal-banana (ns2.bridge.com)[14840] |
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Twip rofl! She had alzheimers hahahaha.
Some limericks (my favorites):
------------------------------
There was a young lady from Crue
Whose limericks ent at line two.
There was a young man from Verdun... |
| #27 [Heaven]~Legion (spider-te081.proxy.aol.com)[14844] |
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| ROFLMAO this so funny...when in sped a probe who caught a grenade in the face...YUMMY!! d:P |
| #28 JSH (nscs34p3.remote.umass.edu)[14852] |
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| Fresh concept on a lousy game! Good job Dev. :) |
| #29 Dev (reshall-138-179.oit.edu)[14876] |
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| In my own defense, it's really hard to do this kind of thing for a game that's NOT either a newbie stomp or total, turbo-rush defeat. (: |
| #30 Tub_Thumper (168.31.235.121)[14916] |
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<FONT COLOR=LIME><FONT SIZE=7><B> This was a masterful piece of work. Besides, the newbie deserved to die.
WSCSOLFG,
Tub Thumper
</B></FONT> |
| #31 Tub_Thumper (168.31.235.121)[14917] |
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<FONT COLOR=LIME><FONT SIZE=7><B> This was a masterful piece of work. Besides, the newbie deserved to die.
WSCSOLFG,
Tub Thumper
</B></FONT> |
| #32 Tub Thumper (168.31.235.121)[14918] |
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| I'm sorry. I didn't mean to Spam. I really liked it. |
| #33 Johnny_Vegas (control.ahnet.net)[14947] |
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Damn it's still funny 2 days later!
This is an instant classic Dev. |
| #34 Defilias (user-2iveg6c.dialup.mindspring.com)[14977] |
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| As a Poet, I can really appreciate the difficulty of this, excellent use of rythem, that and your terran owned :) |
| #35 patheto (fw1.st-clair.net)[15015] |
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The game was ownage, and the description not very detailed... j/k, okay?
This deserves a ten, honestly.Or at least something >9.5
Admitted, the game was not very good, but such creativity needs to be rewarded, plus the excellent poem, which must really have been hard work (or did you smarty raters ever write a good poem, eh? ;) ).
And one thing for TRD: This was quite clearly a text-only br. A pix wouldn't have improved it in the least(or you were being sarcastic, in which case I'll shut up...NOW). |
| #36 }{ello_Nasty (216.13.80.2)[15162] |
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Interesting format.
Way to kill that toss newbie. |
| #37 smackemupagus[69803] |
| ith2-d9b.twcny.rr.com |
| owns :) |
| #38 Cearas[82092] |
| proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au |
| LMAO, ownage. |
| #39 PeaceableGhost[165058] |
| 207.75.229.75 |
| I'm still confused as to how this ended up with |
#40  [165059] |
| dsl-216-227-87-168.gtcom.net |
| Ended up with what? |
| #41 PeaceableGhost[165064] |
| adsl-75-45-188-2.dsl.sfldmi.sbcglobal.net |
| asdf. What I meant to say was "ended up with only @40 comments". Not sure what happened. |
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