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#1 (pool0008.cvx24-bra[15846]
1st comment whore=ME
#2 (HNW0511.RESNET-STUDE[15847]
You know how Johnny did that?

I told him "Dev got the first BR after the new layout!"

then he stole my 1st comment whoring position. =]



#3 Dev (reshall-138-179.oit.edu)[15848]
Long live the text-only report. (: Let me know what you think, people!
#4 (pool0008.cvx24-bra[15849]
hey FLS its not my fault I'm a backstabber!
#5 (relay.atinc.com)[15861]
Hey... it's the real me and not some jackass posting viewed sourcecode under my name! YAY!

Great report Dev. You know what would have been better on those carriers than scourge? One single EMP blast and 2 mutas with one shot each. Man, I thought this was going to be the report with the plague/emp combo that sounds so effective but never actually happens.

I luved it though! I'm the biggest fan of All Text reports.
(honestly, it was really well done, we have some great reads on the front page of the reports section today)




#6 Dev (reshall-138-179.oit.edu)[15891]
I wonder why my reports generate so few comments.
#7 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[15908]
It's your nick name. Frankly, it sucks. Change it to something more eye-catching like YourRoleModel. My fucked up enter key isn't working so I'm going to continue rambling until it works, or i find an alternative. BTW Ducky For Rater!
#8 Ioti (205.168.7.27)[15909]
I think people like to debate more on reports with "too many" pics. :-) BTW, the new site layout kicks ass. And I've never had the pleasure of executing an emp/plague combo, but I imagine it kicks much ass. EMP is prolly one of the most underrated Terran abilities in the game. Say somebody has 4 templar, all huddled up... That equals 4 irradiates = 300 energy, and you have to wait for the HT to die so you don't have them casting a final storm, plus they can still archon merge. On the other hand, 1 emp = 100 energy = no energy left to cast storm (they are now nearly useless), plus you can catch anything nearby like cannons or other units in the blast = no shields... and if the HT decide to archon merge, yet ANOTHER emp will work great. Against lone templar, irradiate may be better than EMP, but against multiple templar or templar with other units nearby, emp is definitely better.
#9 Ioti (205.168.7.27)[15910]
Oh, and worried about that sair swarm with unlimited d-webs? EMP again... 12 arbiters coming at you? EMP, the hallucinations will die and the real one won't have energy for the recall! That requires quick thinking, but it can still work. :-)
#10 (relay.atinc.com)[15916]
Don't feel bad about not being a comment whore. Go get yourself some free ROOK WALLPAPER from the Images/Credits section and you'll feel better.

TheRubberDucky... you were like, pretty close to being a rater during your one period of sanity where you were posting kickass reports and showing mental stability and stuff... I remember that there were discussions of making you a rater. I forget what happened after that. Mark4 went to clean rater house and there were fewer spots than we thought.

I think Whoop might the only new rater... not even sure if he's official yet.

Hey Ioti, glad you like the look of the site. It means alot to us... we really tried to make it more enjoyable and interactive. I think it's fun to open your report and see your "rook rating booth" you can even go back into old reports and see individual ratings this way.

LOL, maybe someday we'll make Rook T-Shirts or something.







#11 (HNW0511.RESNET-STUDE[15920]
Thank god we didn't make that decision. =P

BTW, Whoop's icon should have the ` thingy on the right of his name, not left. hehe just something minor for my every favorite WhOoPiE! hehe. Make him official!

#12 (strangers.bragg.ar[15929]
Actually Whoop isn't officially a rater yet. But when YRM makes you a little "rater" tag, how far away can you be? =]

Unfortunately for Ducky his sanity slipped for a little while. Heck, he even posted some halloween story a few days ago where he talks about dressing up in womans clothes and how gay I am. Talk about two subjects that just didn't need to be combined =p.

I'd just like to point out I've had rook wallpaper for a week now! YRM, when you sent out that image I actually went through the trouble of editing it to save as a windows bitmap so I could immediately set it to be my wallpaper. =]God I love that scene!



#13 (relay.atinc.com)[15932]
See Dev? Comments!

Maybe if Whoop becomes official, I'll move the dang ' thing... heck he has 23467374 names... maybe one is `Whoop and one is Whoop`.

I also made a rater tag for Bob_the_Newt, so having a tag sitting there don't mean squat! Well, I guess it means you have a shot.

Lotsa peoples want to be rataZ... poor Mark4. Mark, you should make them do chores for you in competition. "Clean this gun" "Sweep my floor" etc...




#14 Dev (reshall-138-179.oit.edu)[15941]
Great. Can I have comments about my damn REPORT now? :P
#15 Fractal_Wave (proxy1.gvcl1.bc.wave.home.com)[15962]
DEV OWNS MY BONES.

How's that?

;P

My dear Dev, for one thing your name owns, and secondly, so does this report. This is almost as good as the report of Me vs. Whoop....only I wasn't in this one. Keep 'em coming. Or else.

)

All the best,
Fractal_Wave

#16 MikeyMonty (1Cust204.tnt12.nyc3.da.uu.net)[15997]
Great report Dev. Everything but Ultras, I think, and matchups of all three races vs. all three races make for some cool team strats.
#17 (fjwilson.reshall.uc[16054]
This match was awesome Dev!!! I'm starting to think that zerg and terran are the best team matchups. It's all about medics and ultralisks man, medics and ultralisks.

P.S. I wish I knew how to get comments too =).
#18 Dev (reshall-138-179.oit.edu)[16055]
I've never had to post in defense of my own nickname before...

Dev's the short form of my real first name. It's what everyone calls me, so I've grown fond of it. (: I couldn't get it on battle.net without lame symbols, so I chose a more... pretentious name. I still use Dev for our vicious little inter-dorm LAN battles, though. (:
#19 (relay.atinc.com)[16119]
Maybe instead of writing a good, clean report, you should put a contraversial reference to Mark4's new skill hack for the 1.7 patch.

The patch just came out and he's already hacking! Johnny_Vegas has it too, but he can't use it in 2-2 games with me because I have a patch that counters it.
#20 Azhure (203.56.100.67)[16289]
So what is Dev short for? Devil maybe? ;)

That was an awesome report of an awesome game. Go all text! Down with the picture nazi's! =)
Definitely deserves a higher rating!

Ok, now I've had my whinge...

That was some of the best teamwork I've ever heard of - and not just the Irradiate/Restore thing. All the way through you guys were together. You can tell you play a lot of LAN together. :)

Kickass Dev - write more like it!

Azhure.

P.S. I think Mark4 and women's clothing go pretty damn well together actually...



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