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" Long ago, there was a boy, almost a man, who wished, on his birthday, to become a man. Sitting in his home, waiting for the world to see his strength, poise, and stature, he wished only to gain the respect and trust of his peers. What he got instead was Starcraft, and it was better then all that other shit. "
- LoZeR-X's The First Battle Report by LoZeR-X




#1 Cronoss[FF9] (63.196.41.198)[16732]
First comment? Time to go read...
#2 Cronoss[FF9] (63.196.41.198)[16733]
First comment? me? Yay! Time to go read...
#3 Lag Monster (catvnet-116-96.catvnet.com)[16734]
Raar... Phear my lag
#4 Guitarzan (204.188.62.202)[16736]
Nice report, even if a little plain. One question though--How did Steve mysteriously turn into Stan...? Just wondering :)

Guitarzan

#5 The-Dark-0ne (proxy1.gvcl1.bc.wave.home.com)[16745]
Via the magical typo :)
#6 Federation (194.203.119.130)[16778]
Its fairly obvious somewhere along the way to the zerg base- Steve the probe got his twin brother Stan to cover for him. Steve didnt realise that while he was having a swift pint, his brother Stan was being ripped t shreds.
#7 (relay.atinc.com)[16790]
"as you can see" does that mean you tried to include pictures but couldn't?

They don't upload unless they are JPGs, under 50K, and (I think) under 400x400.

Poor Stan, he never even realized that his brother was after the protoss afterlife insurance.



#8 T_Mac (ts7-72t-30.idirect.com)[16797]
6 mutas beat off 2 archons? Doh!
#9 BomberII15 (spider-tj074.proxy.aol.com)[16834]
And 2 dragoons mind you! My favorite part of the report: "there are little green boogers with sharp things after me!" LOL! Hillarious! Nice job.

Later
BomberII15






#10 Omnipresent (catvnet-116-96.catvnet.com)[16840]
The six mutas didn't beat off the two archons, rather they got slaughtered, buying time for my massive force of lings to return and get slaughtered themselves, barely holding off the assault. All of this while his zealots took out my peon line ;). Needless to say that wasn't the brightest part of the game for me.
#11 The-Dark-0ne (proxy1.gvcl1.bc.wave.home.com)[16924]
Federation got it spot on about the whole mysterious steve stan thing and ya the pics i took got erased accidently and this was after I had finished the report. About the muta thing sorry i got that mixed up it happened like Omnipresnt_One said. Sily me



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