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#1 MuLLay{Sky} (spider-wl013.proxy.aol.com)[18753]
Wow, I think that this is a better strat then what you had before.

MuLLay

#2 UpgradedKakarus (lavoisier.cybercable.fr)[18754]
Comments Comments Comments!! :) Cmon we wana hear some of your opinions here
#3 Headless_Clown (cr647412-a.flfrd1.on.wave.home.com)[18761]
I'd like to see some comments on counters to this counter...then some counters to the counter to the counter...and then, i'd need a beer cuz i'd be too confused from thinking about counters to counters to counters. The commando marines idea is a good one. A couple queens mighta helped him (but with all his gas going into guards, i'd be a tough trade off...150 gas per queen plus researching ensnare and broodlings.) ensnared marines don't do so well, even against lings/hydras and especially against guards. Anyway, what do i know? i'm just a stupid headless clown with some wacked ideas.

Lurking in the sideshow,
Headless_Clown


#4 JSH (nscs40p14.remote.umass.edu)[18762]
Halfway decent report, but there were too many spelling and capitalization errors. IMO if there's enough of those errors it detracts from the report's quality overall. Obviously one or two is nothing but alternating between i and I and spelling a lot of words wrong is bad. It makes it look like you just threw it out here without proofreading it.

So therefore this is not an 8. I don't think the report was even all that great either because you basically said who was gonna win. Sure a new strat is nice but that can probably be better posted on a strat forum instead. Oh well.

IMO this is between 5 and 6.



#5 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[18766]
Cut him a break, you cant expect french people to do stuff right.
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#7 HolyAnarchy (dialup-166.90.238.244.Detroit1.Level3.net)[18776]
WTF is this...get to a safe sex forum or something, jesus.
#8 NewbieMcNasty (20Gigboy.pittsburgh.resnet.pitt.edu)[18782]
Good report, whew, I thought for a second it was going to be about those 3 games that you raped me, because my battle report record is only 1-3 now.

Commando Marines!

That is a good idea, because I have been losing to muta/ling/guardian far more than lurkers lately. Also, what do you think is the best unit to go for from your starports, to counter early guards:

wraiths - Hit and run vs guardians =)
Force speed upgrade for cloak detection =)
die to mutas when they have detection =(

Valks - Take range advantage with hit and run =)
Can completely dominate air if you get enough =)
can't kill guards quickly =(
Must have armory =(

SVs - Irradiate crushes guards =)
Good against non-air also =)
slow to build and save mana =(
gas =(

It really is a tough desicion of what to go for.......




#9 <img "/images2/n_fls.gif">[18784]
haha newbie my BR.com record is like....
20-1-13

wait how did I disc here???
#10 Tariq (yul37.dialin.netaxis.ca)[18807]
Nice report.
Actually I'm suprised ThinkPink died like that.
Usally hes more carefull. I've played with him and hes a good zerg player but is kinda out of practice.
Btw hes was #10 season2 using the nick TheBestOne.
That drop was evil though ô¿ô.

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#11 Limp_Bizkit666 (140-pool3.ras10.calan.agisdial.net)[18812]
damn, those sex pants cost 10 bucks for one?

it's too much...i will start talking when i can get 1000 for 1000 dollars.....it will only last me a week or two, hehe, but tell me if you can......

e-mail me @
necro_nympo_pyro_Maniac@i'mlyingsoShutUp.com

hehe,
byeya...


oh, yeah.....your report was cool too
#12 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (a200-20.tusc.kent.edu)[18823]
As I've told Ghost~Lizard soooo many times, this report was just another example of an excellent story shot to Hell by lack of html and pictures. Why do you two insist on doing this Kak? I mean you have a great BR to tell but you make it look like crap. And Bob, your wrong. Just because he's French is no reason to have spelling mistakes. The fact that English is is second language should give him determination to get it right. Just because you can't spell words in English doesn't mean he can't either :P

Kak, this was still a decent report and I think that if you throw some html and pics in your next attempt, you could get a 9.0 easy.
#13 Snowreaver (206.152.157.250)[18833]
Sex pants are a special upgrade for Ghosts, available only if you build a DSL add-on at the sci facility.
#14 patheto (207.210.177.253)[18836]
hey headless!
u said linghydra isn't that good against medarines. then what would you recomment? i mostly use linghydra power builds with queens or defilers, and they really aren't too good til you get dark swarm or the Green Goo.
IMHO, guards cost WAY too much, die to easily, etc. and ultralisks are simply unaffordable except as defense breaker.

Dark swarm is the best counter in my opinion. what do you guys think?
#15 L'iLNips[Fatal] (209.217.149.155)[18842]
Hey Kadabra,
Shut the hell up, u faggot!! What is wrong with an all text report. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!! So get off people's back and invest your time elsewhere. Kak, U OWN!! Keep it up man!! Terran Ownz!!
#16 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (dover-216-196-38-70.raex.com)[18874]
An all text report is crap and most of the br staff agreed or it would have a higher rating. Just cause the occasional homosexual oriented person such as you or Bob likes it doesn't make it good. Besides, in my comment I said it was a good br but pics and html would make it a hell of a lot better. Next time, read the fucking post before you goo your pants and relieve your sexual frustrations out in a forum.
#17 Rapmaster (cr890597-a.slnt1.on.wave.home.com)[18911]
.... or into a pair of sex pants hehe

(sorry , I could not miss the chance to make that joke)
#18 IceD-Tree (charlotte.TCNJ.EDU)[18947]
I think its funny that ppl try to gang up against Kad. He always makes them look
like stupid asses because he actually has some idea of how to argue while they
whine about utopian far-fetched principles.

BTW: Kak, the report was ok but would've been 10x better with some pics =(
#19 patheto (207.210.177.253)[18963]
Ok, so no far-fetched ideologies here. The last good game I wrote a br on wasn't too long ago, and without the slightest idea of how html works, my smurf fractal_kakaru cashed in an 8.0

And I did the report in 80 minutes. Argue with that, Kadabra

BTW, do you seriously think that .praetor's reports aren't good????
#20 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (dover-216-196-38-104.raex.com)[18988]
The arguement is, that with pics and html they could be 10.0 every time. The writing is good but becuase of lack of effort or plain lazyness, this never happens. But we are straying of the topic at hand which is kak, and how he needs to add pics to spice up the report. People like praetor who have superior writing can get away with no pics, but in reports like this one, pics are needed to help show wtf was going on. Besides, pictures just add to all reports in general.



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