| #1 AlexanderYoshi (bgm-34-180.stny.rr.com)[19626] |
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WOW! First Comment! Coolio!
Keigu,
AlexanderYoshi |
| #2 Jim-the-Car (cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com)[19627] |
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| blast, foiled again! |
#3  (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[19628] |
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omfg i suck ass its by "Bpb the Newt"
jesus i suck
Johnny plz fix asap =[ |
| #4 Pitt (c697830-a.nwbtn1.ct.home.com)[19630] |
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| The toasty alone gives it a 10. All that other shit just helps! |
| #5 King-Lewis (modemcable070.142-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net)[19635] |
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Weeeeeeeeeee ! Kad just cant lose FFA. He never do. Even if he gotta backstab ppl and ally to survive he WILL WIN ! But DoomDragon really deserve all credits in this game for all those nice nukes ! GO nuke GO !
Good job again on that report Bob
My favorite part was "Ronin started to build machines shops ... cuz he is an imbecile "
YEAH DAMN STRAIGHT !
Peace all, cya on bnet |
| #6 ~Talon~ (cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com)[19637] |
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| "Toasty" ROFLMAO |
| #7 Wisest~Yoda (ppp85.blueriver.mwt.net)[19639] |
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wow
gay |
#8  (fjwilson.reshall.uc[19642] |
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| How much money did Ronin have, to build all those machine shops? This BR was so GAY! I loved it. |
| #9 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[19647] |
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| He said he had 5000/1500, because he was playing like a newbie (which he was). |
| #10 LionLord (d185d0f6d.rochester.rr.com)[19648] |
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Hmm... terrible report... horrible. It deserves a 0.
j/k, it was good, and the animations were nice. I could use the words "awesome", "incredible", "awe-inspiring", and "god-like", but I won't - they're far too much of an understatement =) The only word suitable for this report has already been repeated at least a thousand times in the BR (if you haven't guessed, it's "GAY"). =)
Just one problem here though, BpB_The_Newt (and no, I didn't misspell the author's name). A real BIG problem: Your BR came after nobody's. *cough* a person named ::nobody::, that is.
Say, BpB_The_Newt, are you related to Bob_The_Newt? |
| #11 Dewd (200.242.192.4)[19651] |
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| no.. not underlined font.. :( |
| #12 Sid6.9 (gatekeeper.swedish.org)[19652] |
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Man that battle report was just, well, umm, gay! I mean I've seen gay battle reports before but this was just gay! I mean if gay battle reports were in the dictonary, there'd be a picture of Bob the Newt by this battle report.
Anyways besides it being gay and all, this was one hell of a funny as report! Man you got the mad skillz there Bob.
But still the report was gay. And Richard Simmions saying "Toasty" at the end, well it wins my "Flamer of the year" award. If I actually had an award like that.
Sid6.9 |
| #13 SuperGeneral (cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com)[19660] |
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Great report. Nothing wrong. Halfway through that minimap image was really well done.
<img "http://lightning.prohosting.com/~ss-omega/Rate/Rate_10.jpg" align="left">Great job. Kickass. Well done images, and too many pointless ones. Humourous. Just needs less of Richard Simmons.
-SuperGeneral
http://connect.to/omega |
| #14 necrosausage! (chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at)[19662] |
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necrosausage!s gay scale:
6) PersianPow - 0 - toss arent gay at all :-p :-b
5) DoomDragon cuz of the nukes - 2.5 on the gay scale
4) Kadabra for backstabbing - 8.5 on the gay scale
3) ronin for playing like a newbie and for the hilarious machine shop wallin - 10.0
2) This BR cuz of all the gay pix - 10.5
1) Johnnys ratins system cuz I cant give this BR a 10.5 - 12.5 on the gay scale
Bob, this rocked =)
uh oh I can only give
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| #15 |RAID| (162.42.18.194)[19663] |
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Well, kindof funny, kindof moronic (a wall-in of machine shops, ha), but hey, gotta love the nukes. Still, openly allying in an ffa is just plain wrong :) it's worse then gay, it's richard simmions. Hell I still remember the time kad did that to me on a dire ffa I had in the bag ;p. Oh, and on a sidenote, nuking zerg is easy, blind blind blind blind, nuclear launch detected, "oh god damn jesus christ", assorted splattering noises.
|RAID| |
| #16 ::nobody:: (dt0f7na9.san.rr.com)[19665] |
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haha! i loved it...my only gripe is that you stole all my thunder! geez man, i finnally get my report up and you post a kickass one too...we gotta talk next time to aviod this from happening =) Oh, btw...was my 9 your doing?... =P
Anyways, great report, funny as hell, I loved it.
9...er...10 =)
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #17 Von Doom (utfc2.utfors.se)[19666] |
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Damn that took long to load..
LOTS of pics..
This I will print, with ur permission..
I´ve been away for some time, and when I get back here, there is MANY
great reports... I dont have time to read em all..
So I´ll just read URs...
GAY!! (the report that is..)
ugly peeps pics.. blagh..
What can one say..
10! |
| #18 Mikequake (98C8D09B.ipt.aol.com)[19668] |
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| to f*cking long to load the page on my shy,56K connection.Battle report was allright |
| #19 JoLLy~TeAcuP<font color=red> (BR.COM TeaCup)<font color=black> (proxy3-external.[19670] |
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| Bob owns u. I didn't think it took long to load. Great report man. |
| #20 <font color="FFCC00">Mogalin</font> (cgowave-0-224.cgocable.net)[19671] |
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Me likey ... Bob it took too short to load on my Cable Connection ;)
I have never seen KaD lose a FFA ... he backstabs, allies, and turtles like mad. Plus he thinks he is the king of UMS.
Why does A-X suck so bad? The world may never know ...
Well there wasn't enough RS so put more in!!
That report was gayer than Doom's attempt to nuke a Zerg.
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| #21 <font color="FFCC00">Mogalin</font> (cgowave-0-224.cgocable.net)[19672] |
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| BTW Bpb, call me up some day to get some BR lessons ;) |
| #22 patheto (rigel.tct.net)[19673] |
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Those nukes were incredible. three cheers for doomdragon!!
And the only things that were missing to make this game even more gay are:
Turbo-newbies
gay web
d-matrixed infested (now that would have been obvious teaming).
dark swarmed ghost.
lockdown
irradiate(i can hardly believe it. tons of ht and neither broodling nor irradiate????)
You gotta be gay to write such a kick-ass report!!!!!
Rook should were a welding helmet, not sunglasses!
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| #23 probe (242694hfc135.tampabay.rr.com)[19676] |
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| me = god |
| #24 <font color=orange><font face=xenotron>Phoenix-S-</font></font> (r-174.139.allte[19679] |
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| I saw about half these images yesterday snooping through Bob's files, he said I was like Peon I think. Or maybe he said I was like probe. Dunno! |
| #25 Persian (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[19680] |
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Awesome Bob. It's finally finished. We played this game in September, hehe. We'll all I have to say is Gay. Wait, one more thing.
DIE KAD!!!
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| #26 Peon-of-war (SNFCB711-23.splitrock.net)[19681] |
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| good br |
| #27 <img "/images2/n_fls.gif"> (I.have.a.very.cool.ip.address.here)[19685] |
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wow I'm jealous Bob.
I can foresee the tears from T_mac's eyes from the joy of watching his style getting a 10 from a BR.
This report is excellent! hrm.. lemme see.. should I gave it a 8 so my next one possibly beat this BR? hrm.. lemme think.
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| #28 Tariq (yul16.dialin.netaxis.ca)[19688] |
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2 words
own
phat
1 |
| #29 <font color="FFCC00">Mogalin</font> (cgowave-0-224.cgocable.net)[19692] |
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| Who is this Phoenix f00l? He stole my trademark yellow!! |
| #30 Mekila (pool0338.cvx9-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[19694] |
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| Go bob! nice report =) |
| #31 DoomDragon (port6-19.gettysburg.desupernet.net)[19695] |
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| Let me begin by stating a fact: You will <i><b>NEVER</i></b> win a FFA that kad is in. He will do ANYTHING to win. Ally, backstab, anything. I loved that game. I LOVE NUKES! And it's easy to nuke a zerg, just load a dropship with 5 ghosts and 3 medics adn ahve 2 SVs follow. Blind any nearby overlords, EMP any nearby queens, and if they have too many overlords to blind them all d-matrix the ghots and heal for your life. Result: One dead zerg main. Bob, thank you for finally posting this, and this definatly deserves a 10, and I'M IN A TEN REPORT! YES YES YES! Ok, who thinks I should stop now? HUK HUK ^.^ |
| #32 1badassmarine (207.212.135.73)[19697] |
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Nuke Rush = Gayest Strategy (can it be called a strategy?) in StarCraft. Three cheers for DoomDragon!!!
Oh and a decent Battlereport on the part of Bob_the_Newt
:-)
1badassmarine |
| #33 Sp|nE (dialup0543-pri.voicenet.com)[19700] |
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| Nice report bob the fruit =] |
| #34 Drefsab (rc82.Rmax2.globalsite.net)[19701] |
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This report was just too damn funny. Machine shop wall in... hahaha
Dref |
#35  (strangers.bragg.ar[19702] |
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| Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you: "Bob_the_Newt"-rater. |
| #36 Warphead (johnny.bath.ac.uk)[19706] |
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| Man, Bpb, this kicked ass |
| #37 T_Mac (ts3-10t-117.idirect.com)[19711] |
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| Bob, after this amazingly queer br, i think you should retire, and never post a br again...... especially ones that im in........ |
| #38 [5th]Kefka (client-151-198-137-95.bellatlantic.net)[19712] |
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| Bob u jus soo.. good.. i need lessons on graphics=[ with PSP ps.. have my child^^ |
| #39 Persian (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[19713] |
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LOL, TMac died to 1 probe.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH |
#40  (pool0266.cvx29-bra[19715] |
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| Damn, this is an awesome report. Great work bob! Glad you like the australian dude's banner.. hehe |
| #41 <font color=orange><font face=xenotron>Phoenix-S-</font></font> (lrar6pp14.allte[19716] |
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I didn't use yellow you liar! Its orange! I put my name like this: (s are used for <s
(font color=orange)(font face=xenotron)Phoenix-S-(/font)(/font)
And I'm pretty sure i'm on your ICQ list somewhere, look for a Phoenix-S-. |
| #42 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (dover-216-196-38-97.raex.com)[19719] |
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I'd just like to say in my defense that my alliance wouldn't have worked if Doom haden't agreed to ally up. People seemed to forget that. Not that it matters. I was determined to make this battle turn from a shitty over-powered toss ownage report, to a gay ass allied ffa worthy of being br'ed. And just to set the record straight, I don't always win ffa's. I remember 2 games where I got ganked early on from all sides and almost died, but because of my evil cunning I was able to force a tie :P
Bob may be a total queer, but he sure knows how to make a report. He did a great job on this one and Im glad to see it has all 10.0's so far. Good job Bob.
P.S.
Did anyone see the secret message he had in the report? It was just a stupid little =[ but it's there. |
| #43 [5th]Garett (spider-th021.proxy.aol.com)[19720] |
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This is the gayest piece of trash ever,wow this sucks,thats why i give it a 10.
(this should be a quote lol) |
| #44 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[19722] |
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| Actually its a link kad. |
#45  (pool0554.cvx12-bra[19729] |
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I have to admit when I saw all the 10 ratings I had my doubts.....but now I'm a believer. This report owned. I was laughing somewhat throughout but when Ronin had the wall of add ons I almost fell out of my chair laughing. OMGAY!
Nice work. :)
A-X owns you and your mom. |
| #46 Ronin~ (1Cust108.tnt6.syracuse.ny.da.uu.net)[19732] |
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A-x sux only because apex doesnt know jack about starcraft :] this game was incredibly fun, it's too bad most of the funny comments i make are x-rated so bobo wont put them up here. my wall-in owns ur bones
and king
stfu u newbie :] |
| #47 loserboye <font color="red"> </font> (24.66.200.212.ab.wave.home.com)[19737] |
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<font color="orange">
very nice BR very gay game
i think Boob_the-newt
should get a award or somthing
i hate COLORS</font> |
| #48 Limp_Bizkit666 (131-pool4.ras10.calan.agisdial.net)[19743] |
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<font color="orange">Why are people writing in colors? it is not going to attract more attention!!!!..
anyways, lovely report, Newt...it truly as gay as you....
hehe....newt is a gay reptile, it cuts it's own tale and play with them....
LOVELY REPORT!!!! just the gay Simmon's picture is worth a million rating, but because the rest of the report sucks (hehe) it only deserve a 10....
very good report, and hope you make the gayest report of all time...
byeeya, and keep it UP!!!</font color="orange"> |
| #49 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (dover-216-196-38-23.raex.com)[19744] |
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| And one more thing, I didn't want the game to end 2v1. I fully intended to backstab doom and win the game by myself. Unfortunatley, my isp farted out on me and I got a dis. |
| #50 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (dover-216-196-38-23.raex.com)[19745] |
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| And i didn't forget to ally ronin. I unallied with the intent of killing him for attempting to aid persian :P |
| #51 Persian (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[19752] |
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| Die Kad!!! |
| #52 Persian (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[19753] |
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| I hope everyone sees how intelligent I am by my comments. |
| #53 <font color="FFCC00">Mogalin</font> (cgowave-0-225.cgocable.net)[19763] |
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| I use the colours because actually, it DOES attract more attentio ... besides it is my trademark |
| #54 Fractal_Wave (24.64.215.34.bc.wave.home.com)[19764] |
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Speaking as a rationial, politically correct human being, I abhor the use of "gay" as an insult on Battle.net , and in this Battle Report.
But, it was fucking godly.
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #55 [5th]Krebster (spider-to051.proxy.aol.com)[19768] |
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Speaking as a rationial, politically correct human being, I abhor the use of "gay" as an insult on Battle.net , and in this Battle Report.
But, it was fucking godly. ™Fractal_Wave i completely agree with that. It was still funny because people like Richard simmons are flagrantly gay. Oh well fractal is still right it shouldn't be used as an insult nice report anyway tho.
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| #56 (pool0292.cvx12-bra[19769] |
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I have to admit when I saw all the 10 ratings I had my doubts.....but now I'm a believer. This report owned. I was laughing somewhat throughout but when Ronin had the wall of add ons I almost fell out of my chair laughing. OMGAY!
Nice work. :)
A-X owns you and your mom. |
| #57 <img "/images2/n_fls.gif"> (I.have.a.very.cool.ip.address.here)[19770] |
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heh whoop,
you still need to bug YRM to fix your logo, since it's Whoop' not `Whoop. ^^ |
| #58 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[19774] |
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| Trust me all the gay stuff is in fun =P |
| #59 kakaru (c1015460-a.htfdw1.ct.home.com)[19811] |
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ahhahahahahahaha awesome report
<font size="+4">TOASTY!!!</font>
=) |
| #60 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (dover-216-196-38-76.raex.com)[19818] |
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| Kad > Kak |
| #61 Heartcutter (office-193.x.beyond.com)[19893] |
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Great Report!
-HC |
| #62 Dabel (r67h91.res.gatech.edu)[19896] |
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| Damn dude... I fly off for thanksgiving... come back and bobs report's up. Thanks for the link - too bad I haven't worked on the site. and a 10 it is!!!!!!!!! Good job bob. |
#63  (relay.atinc.com)[19948] |
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Nice work Bob... Thanks for making it entertaining Doom and Kad, even by sinking to map hacking depths by allying in a FFA after you lost. I hope that everyone learns a lesson from this and gang rushes Kad out of every FFA he's ever in.
No offense Kad, but you've just made yourself the obvious first target in every FFA ever. Doom as well. Personally, I'd lose just to take you out.
YourRoleModel's ffa tip for the day... NEVER play FFA with people who know you or have heard of you. I'm going to keep all of my FFAs in Ladder games with random strangers from now on, where I am unbeaten this season. When you play with people who know you, some crazy inbred teaming and backstabbing happens. Personally, I've never allied w anyone in a FFA and never will... =P
Congrats on becoming an official rater Bob... |
| #64 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (a200-20.tusc.kent.edu)[19953] |
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Well DUH Yrm :P
The whole point of allying was to make myself a target, stir up trouble, and give people a good laugh. I've played a dozen ffa's already where I get ganked right away but its all in the name of fun. Im still 84-9-2 (win, loss, forced draw) in ffa games anyway :P |
| #65 SoBe (3-2-25.ore.fiber.net)[20052] |
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| Well everyone has already said stuff about everything so what can I say?? O well good BR. |
| #66 IceD-Tree (charlotte.TCNJ.EDU)[20076] |
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Kad, EVERY TIME YOU LOSE YOU WHINE LIKE HELL
IF SOMEONE DOESN'T ALLY YOU YOU WHINE LIKE HELL
I've been in 2 ffa's out of 11 with you that i've actually won!!!
you are a backstabber that whines whenever you get attacked....
BUT I STILL ALLY WITH YOU AND YOU BACKSTAB ME WHEN YOU
GET BACK ON YOUR FEET! WHY DO I LET YOU DO IT! ARGH
oh and nice report Bpb =p |
| #67 [20130] |
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| Wow, I finally went back and read this... OMFG it was so funny. hahaa.. Ronin you crack me up dude. Wall of machine shops was the shit. =] |
| #68 BomberII15 (spider-te072.proxy.aol.com)[20164] |
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Lol this was really amazing, well deserving of a 10, and damn funny too. I love nukes.
BomberII15 |
| #69 Sexy^Orangutang (spider-wb052.proxy.aol.com)[20267] |
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Hey, dont dis A-X!! i did a BR on a pair of the group, and they kicked ass!!!!!
anyways, hella funny report, i gibe it a 9.9
i love the videos u had...how do u do em?? |
| #70 Boyd of ZINJ (poplar.usaa.com)[20281] |
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heh...
sorry i could nothelp myself on the graphicz
Boyd |
| #71 simpleranger[43947] |
| 98AA41EB.ipt.aol.com |
| where can i get Dark temple? [the map this game was played on] |
| #72 BackStabinLiar[49273] |
| 63.239.42.130 |
Thanks Bob!!!!!!!
::splashes panties in giddy laughter::
peace
BackStabingLiar |
| #73 -IcE-Storm[62298] |
| spider-wn011.proxy.aol.com |
| Kick ass report...10 |
| #74 Richard simmons[68038] |
| cache2.gw.utexas.edu |
| toasty! |
| #75 Snork~Dimmy[72205] |
| proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au |
| fuck you all, last comment bitches |
| #76 TDM[72228] |
| ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com |
| Last comment you D<s>u</s>immy! |
| #77 Outsider[73735] |
| spider-wl064.proxy.aol.com |
| No Me |
| #78 omfg[80568] |
| spider-wg034.proxy.aol.com |
this isnt a 10
|
| #79 Krebster[94956] |
| tcache-ta01.proxy.aol.com |
| first |
| #80 hah[97230] |
| adsl-151-199-157-174.norfva.adsl.bellatlantic.net |
| mine |
| #81 Rectal_Ogre[105476] |
| c41230.blktn1.nsw.optusnet.com.au |
| I remember reading this ages ago. too bad the pics are screwed now, i wish someone would fix the pics. Or even put the whole thing in a zip file to download. |
| #82 -=~KaDaBrA~=-[137905] |
| oh-newphiladelphia5a-a-226.wre.adelphia.net |
| And the last surviving fighter makes his mark :P |
| #83 [141741] |
| 103.b.001.hob.iprimus.net.au |
| look at me, i can fly! |
| #84 Jimbo[143675] |
| uucc1-pub.dttus.com |
| NOOO get the pics back up PLEASE! I saw this report years ago and it was hilarious. Bob, please, for old time's sake, figure out how to get this puppy back to its original form! |
| #85 wakiki[154957] |
| cable-68-113-94-134.mtv.al.charter.com |
Heh, last.
Not having pics sucks :( |
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