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-Johhny_Vegas




#1 SnowSquall (a1-1a052.neo.rr.com)[20708]
Wow.. another YRM report at long last. It's been way too long. Welcome back! I don't even have to say nice report, now do I?
#2 (relay.atinc.com)[20711]
Well... I think it's a top notch report, but I'm partial. I went light on images due to posting them in i2e2's webspace, but I think it's humorous enough to make up for it. Dudey is a real character.
#3 [5th]Krebster (spider-te081.proxy.aol.com)[20713]
Really good. Why didn't you post the dire game? Too boring?
#4 Snowreaver (206.152.157.250)[20715]
Since the successor Snow won't say it, I will. Nice report, YRM.

Lack of intense images doesn't really remove from your style... don't put so much weight on them. You're an excellent writer, besides the BR content itself.

#5 Boyd of ZINJ (poplar.usaa.com)[20721]
~B~

Greetingz... WOW!!! Great report... one thing... those two people... why did they lack mouthz?! Were they the old "Beavis and Buttheadz" of the Protoss. The PICz of the killing of the DT was awesome. I seen that happen to me - ONE other time - but trust me... i almost called FOUL cheat and hacker. That is so kewl. Good work. This is one of the few postz where i am under 10 !!

YIPPEEEE Itz Friday (i work and read the postz at work while I am not busy) - so come this Monday I will be back logged to a billion postz



Boyd







#6 <font color=FFCC00">Mogalin</font> (cgowave-0-224.cgocable.net)[20722]
I like the smart comments that the 'toons made =)
My sister made cinnamon rolls i better go grab some!
#7 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[20726]
YRM! You have ignored me several times, when I ask u if ur bring that game. I guess your not =[ Unless you plan to get an 11 or something....
#8 Dark~Ferret (fw5500.twtradepublishing.com)[20732]
YRM, kick'n ass and taking names - and pot-shots- as usual!

Great report. Dudley and I should team up, that way he can carry the team! (I really know what being carried is like, since it is always me sucking balls).

More reports, More reports Y R M!



#9 T_Mac (on-tor-blr-a58-03-1019.idirect.com)[20733]
Great job
#10 (fjwilson.reshall.uc[20738]
Why? Why must you torment me so? Every time you post something, it is right after me? Know how many comments I got before this report? 23. Know how many after (so far)? 0. Stop the madness....
#11 (fjwilson.reshall.uc[20741]
Sigh... I forgive you YRM, great report. I loved the cartoons!!! Dudey's 6-pack should have been changing from full beers to empties =).
#12 JSH (martinsix.ne.mediaone.net)[20742]
Those cartoons were awesome. :)
#13 (relay.atinc.com)[20744]
1- They were Protoss this game, so they don't have "pie holes".

2- In response to RubberDucky. I am really sorry. TheRubberDucky and [5th]Krebster played as zerg and terran vs Yavoon' as toss, in a bonifide 2-1 on Polaris Prime. Yavoon' won after 1.5 hours. Yavoon' played mistake free and very well, but he still should not have won. Ducky and Kreb made many errors and didn't work too well as a team. Yavoon won the whole game WITHOUT using storm, but a ton of gayweb and goons and zealots. Eventually, he used arbiters and scouts to fight off the Doom Fleet that Krebster waited way to long to get. Yavoon outscored them both added together by a large amount. Ducky was pretty offensive during the early game. It was a good game and report worthy, but every time I tried to write it... I just couldn't. I'd get an hour into it and still just be a fraction along. Call it writer's block. It's hard to write a report that details the litany of errors that allows one person to beat two players, even though TRD and Kreb are far from newbies. I really intended to write it, but I just couldn't do get it from my head to the keyboard.

3 - C'Mon Praetor, your stuff rulz. And yeah, I think that with just 5 images, I had all the images I needed for this one, so I quit there. I didn't do a title animation because I didn't want to take advantage of webspace from an unknown provider.

Thanks for the nice comments, I'm glad you liked it.





#14 (relay.atinc.com)[20749]
Oh, and the reason we didn't report game one is because it happened previous to this and we didn't ref or watch it.
#15 necrosausage! (chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at)[20751]
heh, the cartoon looked cute and was fitting, but I think u mispelled the name "marven" in some of the pix... no biggie tho (it said "marvin")

kewl report. 9.

BTW: when do I get my "necrosausage! - rater" pic for the comment section? :) I mailed u a while ago but got no answer yet... plz send it to me if u haf time...



#16 IceShadow (129.89.126.92)[20755]
Nice report. Even though I missed my reports on i2e2 due to Hone wanting to ref one, and one player not showing up for the other...But, this makes up for it. On Monday, I get to co-ref Tiranosaurus and Maynard. That's right. <i>Maynard</i>. That is, if it's not too late for him....

IceShadow

#17 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[20760]
Ack1 I know what u mean YRM. That 2v2 u played that IW as gonna correct my mistake in making u look like a newbie was exactly the same =] I spent about 5 hours total on it, but barely got past the initial builds. It was just too much of a task at that time for me to do. (Back then I was doing my br's ni 3-4 hour long sittings late at night, which took me down alot)
#18 Drefsab (rc63.Rmax1.globalsite.net)[20761]
Great report YRM. Good writing on an interesting game. The low amount of pictures is a bit disappointing and there were no huge battle shots, but that shot of the reaver splash hitting the DT made up for everything. That was cool as hell. Its nice to see a player thinking on his feet and even though Dudey got caught unprepared, if he had lost his Nexus to that DT, the game could have ended very differently.

Again, great report and you know you and me can take Mark4 in a 2v1... hehe

Dref
#19 UltraliskDrop (mail.novalibra.com)[20765]
Nice report. Those cartoons were freakin hilarious =]
#20 (real.nauticom.net)[20772]
I made you one necrosausage. Ask Johnny why it doesn't work... I made you one right off the bat.
#21 <font face="Gothic Copperplate Light">~Talon~</font> (cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.[20774]
Let's just see if this works...
#22 [20777]
No it didn't work, and you fucked up the comments section. Go practice elsewhere.
#23 soulsplitter' (spider-wk082.proxy.aol.com)[20781]
Nice BR YRM, really funny!!
#24 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[20788]
No way am I reporting newbies =[
We all know IN-Bob will beat them down 2v1 using pure Bob power.
Real cool report (well it is YRM . . .) but why are they white if they're toss? I thought toss were like green or something.
#25 ~Curious~ (spica.anonymizer.com)[20795]
Hmmm.
#26 ::nobody:: (dt0f7na9.san.rr.com)[20796]
as always, nice job...there aint much left to say =)
ciao!
::nobody::
#27 patheto (rigel.tct.net)[20804]
Solid report, but there was something amiss... I didn't feel any real sympathy - you were dudey bashing(Go YRM Go), and having to picture them as arrogant guys(which your pix did a GREAT job of conveying)didn't help to make me identify with them either. I'd give this a 9, but not a 9.1.
Guys...I don't like the way you're looking at me... GUYS! No!Arrggggghhhh...


BTW, where is the rating system that allows decimal fractions, like 9.7?
#28 (real.nauticom.net)[20809]
I think it should have been a 9.141327 Where's my six digit rating system?
#29 Macdonough (dial210-3.star-telegram.com)[20817]
Age of Kings does rot your SC skills! The game rocks but I had to give it up because it's so wierd/different. It's not as bad as C&C tho, cause C&C's clicking is all messed up and backwards.
#30 Fractal_Wave (24.65.24.97.bc.wave.home.com)[20818]
YRM owns me

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#31 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[20821]
AOK makes u want to quit all other tactics and become a master tank pusher against someone with 20range psi storm for free =]
#32 (chello212186163122[20856]
just testing...
#33 (chello212186163122[20857]
ya it worx, but the ! s gone :-/ :-
#34 <img "images2/n_necro.gif">! (lah.bleh.bli.blah)[20877]
Would this be fine neo?

~[FLS]prozerran
#35 Von Doom (utfc2.utfors.se)[21028]
Hoooya..
Great report..
Though I have´nt heard of the guys U mention, offcourse i've never played KALI...
Too expensive.. :)
Oh, and whats up with the comments??
the comment bar looks really odd!!!
#36 SexyBitch (208-48-61-115.nas2.TBR.gblx.net)[21106]

Im so damn sexy.

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#37 [21189]
Nice report YRM. You is the reporting god. Anyway that was funny in the chat when Mark4 said "AOK=fruit of the devil". hehe
#38 hardon[54476]
AC8F5D10.ipt.aol.com
<font size=100>
spank me
#39 Blackfox T[69559]
telco107.comcity.de
Nice report but I can't see the pictures!
#40 (relay.atinc.com)[69837]
dyn-wien-209-94.dyn.columbia.edu
hey
#41 [69839]
dyn-wien-209-94.dyn.columbia.edu
hey again
#42 WickedPirate[76702]
pm102.osg.net
whannubhell?
goddamnsonofabitch
whannubhell?



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