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#1 Lorax (cs9341-224.austin.rr.com)[22184]
First comment on a Mark4 report...can't be...
#2 (fjwilson.reshall.uc[22186]
First comment by someone who read it =). Good game, and my money is on Mark4 for the grudge match! I think people severely underestimate NWTR/NH old school skill, especially NWTR-NH old school people. It's playing with people that are good that makes us good.
#3 Fallen (63.196.41.198)[22189]
ROFLMAO. [9]NTT sure has a lot of attitude. Another great report from Mark4.
#4 (real.nauticom.net)[22190]
Dang Mark4, you are a reporting firecracker. I am having severe trouble focusing on report writing, due to the fact that I had this new job offer to deal with and the game that Johnny and I are working on to think about. This report was great. Maybe one of the most enjoyable reports I've ever read.

When I get as pissed off as NNT, I just turbo-concede and log-off before I make a jackass of myself and say stupid shit like that. Especially when people are recording it... sheesh.

Protector-of-Aiur and I beat Roku in a game when his partner sucked and left really early for minimal reason. It was still a bitch of a game. He nuked Protector alarmingly soon, while still having defenses to hold a lowtech 2-1 rush.

I ended up sequentially dropping all of his expansions with a 6 reaver drop that was only 3 by the last one while Protector and the rest of my units attacked the front door. I've never seen a guy make so many SCVs in my life, and I have to say that I was proud NOT to lose a 2-1 situation to him, cuz he's good.

I'd like to see Mark4 vs Roku, DuDeY, NNT or whomever steps up... especially NTT after he talked trash. ONLY MARK4 IS ALLOWED TO BE A TRASH TALKING BASTARD, EVERYONE ESLE MUST BE POLITE!

Dang... do I dare give this a 10 after the Rook Report? This report is better... I think I'll wait and let others rate this one.









#5 Guitarzan (t62202.turbonet.com)[22194]
Nice report. It sounded like someone made too many mistakes to be a great game though... But, as always, Mark4 writes an excellent report. Something about your style is really fun to read. I'd give this a 9, if I were a rater...

One last thing...

PLEASE kick NTT's butt. That's all I ask. Is that too much? I can't stand attitudes like that. Sure, a little arrogance here and there is good, but come on, that guy's a putz.

Guitarzan





#6 yavoon' (a24b31n65client221.hawaii.rr.com)[22195]
thanx for the dialogue at the end, thats some funny shit.

I always laff when some poor sucker has to throw in the 'you don't have a life' argument for getting his ass whooped.

#7 Fractal_Wave (24.65.24.97.bc.wave.home.com)[22197]
Mark4 is my hero.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave


#8 Macdonough (dial208-161.star-telegram.com)[22198]
This was a really great report. It kept my attention very well the entire time.

Too bad for NNT. What a jerk. He deserves to lose for having a loser attitude; so kill him Mark.
Although NNT's attitude was really uncalled for, I can actually understand his anger...kindof. I feel that way sometimes when I get owned by some queer because I was playing stupid or something. Oh well.
I'm looking forward to that report.



#9 Lemuroo (nor-90-60.Reshall.Berkeley.EDU)[22199]
Haha.
and this BR is gonna go up at i2e2's webpage as well.
hehe.

someone's gonna have his foot in his mouth.

and for once it aint gonna be me!
whee


#10 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[22204]
Cliffhangers suck mark, and for that you deserve a one.
*remembers a certain ffa*
Erm nm that.
#11 <img "/images2/n_fls.gif"> (I.have.a.very.cool.ip.address.here)[22205]
Did you kick his ass Mark?

I can still remember during my summer, my record against Roqu 1v1 is pretty even. =] That was when I was good, so now he would've kicked my ass.
#12 Drefsab (rc61.Rmax1.globalsite.net)[22206]
hahaha, NTT forgot to activiate his no life hack... what a loser. good job reporting that Mark, the post game discussion was almost as good as the report itself.

Dref
#13 -=Elminster=- (lennon.vianet.net.au)[22208]
Hehehehee, give NTT a break, he's not the only such person. 8)Btw how's bnet like now ?
#14 Sp|nE (207.239.12.200)[22209]
Damn nice br, havnt read a better one for a while. I can understand how NTT felt though ... i mean that was a pretty important game and he was just looking for a scapegoat, not that that made what he said acceptable. I will want to see Mark4 own him though =]

9.7
#15 [MrFurious] (pega.globetrotter.net)[22212]
While reading the BR, I felt you were being unfairly mean to NTT. The guy made a single mistake (not walling in his choke) that cost him the game.

We have ALL been the recipients of 2-1 early rushes in team games and those make us feel like total newbies and a burden on our partners.

It is only while reading the after game chat that I realized the reason why you berated him so much in the BR. Namely the fact that he was a prick afterwards.

This brings me to the question of objectivity in reports. When a football game announcer sees a mistake on the field he states it. He doesn't say the player has no skillz or that he is a whining jackass even if that's true.

Reading the after game chat I agree wholeheartedly with your assessment of him and I hope you did kick his butt in that game (The fact that you announced the BR was upcoming is a clue to who has won but...).

I just think your personal feelings shouldn't have been included during your actual report of the game itself.

Cheers,
MrFurious
#16 (strangers.bragg.ar[22214]
Let me respond to Mr. Furious. First, 2v1 rushes are stoppable. If Kain and NTT had tried to double Roqu, they wouldn't have had a good time of it. The wall in would have stopped it. Likewise vrs Crow with his sunken defenses. Kain wasn't going down easy either with the cannons at his choke.

But NTT not only didn't wall in his choke, he put his bunker in what I consider the worse place for a defense vrs an early game rush. Add that to his early tank strat and you have a situation which top 2v2 players like X'Ds are going to take advanatge of. I stand by my criticism of his tactics.

As far as getting personally involved, that was his choice. He started whining for my doing an action I was required to do, save the game at certain points. I didn't care for that too much, but held my counsel in the game. He offered up a challenge pretty quickly after the post game conversation.

As far as who won the 1v1, read the report. Keep in mind that to get into i2e2 you have to be considered one of the top players in the world, so don't get your hopes up. And as NTT said in the 1v1 "You're an old man. You don't have the mouse clickspeed or reflexes to compete."

There is generally a good reason players don't go out of thier way to piss off reporters in sports.

#17 T_Mac (on-tor-blr-a58-02-266.idirect.com)[22215]
Heh, being in your 20's means your over the hill ;)
#18 VeNoM~Sage (214.oakland-05-10rs16rt.ca.dial-access.att.net)[22216]
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#19 VeNoM~Sage (214.oakland-05-10rs16rt.ca.dial-access.att.net)[22217]
Oopsy. Sorry about that last one. What I meant to say is I watched a game where [9]NTT played [HoK]~mO.Om~ and NTT got owned. All he did was bitch and whine. And he was Terran too...I think that is his best race. I really don't like the guy, so it's nice to see him get publically owned.
#20 [MrFurious] (pega.globetrotter.net)[22220]
Thanks for the quick response Mark,

I also standby any criticism you had of his tactics. In fact, At the beginning of the report when you say he goes for factory units without a wall-in, I immediately winced and groaned "Oh boy he's gonna get it..."

The fact that he whined also is reportable because he did so, and it is your duty to report these.

What I have a problem with is when you say things like "NTT finally contributes some actual help with a wraith." The sarcastic nature of that remark oozes out and colors the reader's perception. If NTT had not been such a cad, would that have read "Ntt manages to courageously scrounge up a wraith to help" which in a sense would also have been wrong...

Maybe I am just playing devil's advocate here. But we have to remember the power we have as reporters to make someone look either gay or godly with just a turn of a phrase.

About your chances in the 1 v 1, let me just say that between a choice of NTT and you as partner: I would pick you old man... anyday. Cause I don't need him to whine about what i sucky partner I am!

Cheers,
MrFurious
"So old my left hand's tied up in arthritis so I have to play mouse-only"
#21 (strangers.bragg.ar[22221]
I see your point. Of course he wasn't going to start bitching at Kain cuz Kain wouldn't have tolerated any of that =].

In my defense, let me say I actually toned it down a lot from my first draft. There was a lot of stuff that I didn't include in the report regarding our interaction. It was pretty offensive.
#22 [MrFurious] (pega.globetrotter.net)[22222]
One thing I can't understand is how a player of that caliber can say that a wall-in wouldn't have made a difference. If you buid it correctly, your marines have only one way in which they can pass that means so do the lings.

Anyway what do I know? Heartcutter would be better to comment on wheter a wall-in is good vs zerg or not. maybe he can answer this.

#23 [MrFurious] (pega.globetrotter.net)[22223]
I guess i just identified myself with the underdog in this case.

I have had people ask me not to report games when it would make them look bad. Hell, once both the winner and the loser asked me that because the game was won in such a gay fashion that both would look bad.

I considered heavily but decided not to report mainly because there was no way I could make the BR itself any good either.

Should I have reneged on my duty? People have the right to know if the map of the week is a gay map. saves them precious dl time.

Anyway I am rambling...
#24 [z]RubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[22225]
Well. Mark4 just took the damn most reports thing =[ him and aqd3 combined have 42 =[ i have 41=[
#25 (staff-8.ahnet.net)[22228]
Mark4 is a reporting machine!! And gee Ducky I didnt realize you had 41 reports. wow.

Anyway, folks I'll be writing that report up tonight, because of popular demand. Well.. at least by this weekend. hehe. I've been known to be lazy.

Let's just say old timer Mark4 teaches the snotty brat a few lessons.

-JV
#26 Mantra! (CE1-P-UNET.unet.maine.edu)[22230]
NTT looked very bad in that report, but that doesnt make him a bad player. You let him get going at all and he gets HUGE amounts of units. (Me and ~crimson;.~ lost to him and kain in the first round.)
I dont contend that he wanst acting like a jerk; he was. But I would jus tlike to point out that he probably would own badly just about any of you.
#27 (1Cust116.tnt3.rdu1[22231]
That is the contention, isn't it Mantra? Wait for Johnny's report and see what happened.
#28 [CAT]willzzz (pc244.cc.rhbnc.ac.uk)[22235]
Well I suppose dark purple text on black is better than black text but it's hardly ideal...

Hmm I wouldn't like to wall in on a 2v2, my partner might not like me :(
#29 shockwave (exchange1.sensable.com)[22237]
Mantra!:
<I>But I would jus tlike to point out that he probably would own badly just about any of you.</I>
Don't underestimate the skill level of people like Mark4 and JV and others. They're not proven "top" players in the community, but I'd definitely have confident that Mark4 and others could compete with folks like NTT and not get slaughtered, perhaps win. I guess just by reading the BRs, I don't notice too much of a difference between so-called top level players and our own local folks.

I understand all the issues that Mr.Furious brought up about bias in reports. In journalism, we learn that by creed, you pretty much have to attempt to report everything objectively, but that's professional journalism. BRs are BRs, there's lots of "flavor" in them and I think sometimes it's entertaining (read Agent911's reports) unless it gets abusive. So I guess the question of whether it was "abusive" is the issue. But if a player is a jerk to you through the game, I think you're entitled to say a few words so I hope at least we agree on that even though we might contend that you shouldn't allow it to affect your characterizations of his playing ability in your BR.

And against Terran/Zerg, who DOESN'T build a bunker at their choke? I mean, that must be the most newbie mistake in the world, he deserves to lose just for that. Seriously, any player who doesn't bunker with his wall-in is just a pathetic excuse for a Starcraft player. (NOTE: This is an inside joke, Mark4 and I played a game against Terran/Zerg and I bunkered at my wall-in instead of my choke and almost lost us the game to an early rush :-( ).

#30 [MrFurious] (bha6-s32.mtl.colba.net)[22244]
Schockwave,

I am not sure I follow you, isn't your wall-in at your choke?

also, When walling in you need to have that drawbridge effect so you can go help your partner if he whines (huk huk).

Does anyone else besides me feel that Low-tech mass units rule in 2 v 2 games? a slow tech build seems always best...

MrFurious
#31 <font color="blue"> <b><i>SSD4</i></b></font><dsofisdoifjsofodsjfosjdfojosjfsof>[22246]
Well, if you saw [9]NTT's zerg you wouldn't want to play him, he rocked pillars toss, ( this was not i2e2 ) and he really is good with toss.

Also, Mark4's skill is OVER-estimated, He is good sure, but not the top or whatever. I'm not saying anything bad mark, you know yourself, I don't think, if the " ELITE " are trying, you have a chance. I didn't, until Maynard helped me alot with my game. Well, later.

#32 Sp|nE (dialup0804-pri.voicenet.com)[22258]
NTT isn't the elite of the elite though. He's no Maynard.
#33 (chello212186163122[22264]
9.

and for NTT: I dont think that he played like 2 games per week for the last 4 months, cuz even tho Im in x17 rather rarely I saw him a couple o times (and when Im on it must be early afternoon for him if he is american, I doubt that thats the best time to be on for a guy with heaps of social life...)

neways, before reading the comments afterwards I was thinking "mark, u are one cocky bastard", but after reading em I must say its ok to make him look as bad as he was :)...
#34 (relay.atinc.com)[22271]
Mark4 sucks. He hasn't beaten anyone good. Zileas stinks and was out of practice, that's why Mark's wins vs him don't count. He's never beaten Whoop or Heartcutter when they were playing their best and he wasn't playing his best I think. Mark and Johnny never beat Thorn and Schizo 3 in a row to my knowledge. It sounds to me like Mark4 is suggesting he beat NTT, but he must be lying.

Plus, Mark4 has secretly admitted to me that Ahscar owns him, so he must just be average at best. After all, it's not like the X clan has ever beaten anyone good right?

Additionally, when Maven invited Mark4 to come play some games at Maven's Haven, it was just because Mark was a newbie and they wanted to beat on him.

The only reason why, when Mark4 and I team up, that we've only lost a few out of very many, is because I carry him. Everyone knows how great of a player I am after all.

So now I have logimically provemed that Mark4 is averagage at bestust... arguu with THAT!!!

#35 (1Cust180.tnt1.rdu1[22276]
I AM just average, which is what makes this so cool. I'm playing for all the average people who just enjoy the game vrs a pro who, from what I see, isn't enjoying it much at all.
#36 ligiant (labs169201.langara.bc.ca)[22278]
Mark4 = chobofucker, you no match to NTT you FOOL!!
What a dumbass you are!
And johnny, STFU when you obs a game. if you think NTT sucks WHY DON'T YOU PLAY HIM 1vs1, i hate fucking newbies like you guys say shit after OBServed the games but not play the game.
btw NTT is also a dumb refucker who can't take the loss, but he is a way better playER THEN THOSE CHOBO REPORTERS. ^^
#37 ligiant (labs169201.langara.bc.ca)[22279]
Mark4 = chobofucker, you no match to NTT you FOOL!!
What a dumbass you are!
And johnny, STFU when you obs a game. if you think NTT sucks WHY DON'T YOU PLAY HIM 1vs1, i hate fucking newbies like you guys say shit after OBServed the games but not play the game.
btw NTT is also a dumb refucker who can't take the loss, but he is a way better playER THEN THOSE CHOBO REPORTERS. ^^
#38 ligiant (labs169201.langara.bc.ca)[22280]
Mark4 = chobofucker, you no match to NTT you FOOL!!
What a dumbass you are!
And johnny, STFU when you obs a game. if you think NTT sucks WHY DON'T YOU PLAY HIM 1vs1, i hate fucking newbies like you guys say shit after OBServed the games but not play the game.
btw NTT is also a dumb refucker who can't take the loss, but he is a way better playER THEN THOSE CHOBO REPORTERS. ^^
#39 ligiant (labs169201.langara.bc.ca)[22281]
Mark4 = chobofucker, you no match to NTT you FOOL!!
What a dumbass you are!
And johnny, STFU when you obs a game. if you think NTT sucks WHY DON'T YOU PLAY HIM 1vs1, i hate fucking newbies like you guys say shit after OBServed the games but not play the game.
btw NTT is also a dumb refucker who can't take the loss, but he is a way better playER THEN THOSE CHOBO REPORTERS. ^^
#40 <img "/images2/n_fls.gif"> (I.have.a.very.cool.ip.address.here)[22282]
heh this dude is funny.
#41 Dark~Ferret (fw5500.twtradepublishing.com)[22283]
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#42 Sp|nE (dialup0804-pri.voicenet.com)[22284]
More annoying though =[
#43 ^~CrOnO~^ (ts1-41.f1804.quebectel.com)[22290]
I think when you talk about 'average', you edit the word a little. Take the total of the players playing Brood War(Mostly playing BGH or some shit like that) and do an average of their skill sort of, and we can see that No Hunters ppl are about in the 10% best if not more.
#44 Drefsab (168.91.128.60)[22291]
Gee, and posting the same comment 4 times in a row makes you much cooler than the rest of us.

Dref
#45 Drefsab (168.91.128.60)[22293]
Heh heh, I just got home from work and this comment thread has gotten very interesting over the past 8 hours.

Mark4 you are the "Braveheart" of the "Average Players". Lead us to victory! We're ready for a war. Just don't get your guts twisted out at the end of the movie. That would suck.

Dref
#46 Snowreaver (206.152.157.250)[22295]
Jesus... NTT went a little overboard there, tournament loss or not. I hope you kick(ed) his ass.
#47 [MrFurious] (bha9-s32.mtl.colba.net)[22297]
Ligiant,

Do you see Jerry Rice asking John Madden to stop criticizing? How about The Montreal Canadiens asking the tons of reporters that follow them for a game so they can prove their are not pee-wee players?

If a guy wants to be called a professional he has to accept that there will be people called reporters who will follow his exploits and comment when he does and and also when he messes up!

Much like football, starcraft is a strategy game.This means that you can discuss correct tactics in given situations even if you are not a player yourself.

For instance in Hockey I know that when there is a penalty called you will have a few minutes in which you will have a numbers advantage over your opponent. I know that you need to have a line of good players that have been chosen expressedly to take advantage of that. Could I be on the Canadiens's power play? Hell no! But I can sure as hell discuss who should have been on it and no one has the right to shut me up.

Would NTT own me? sure, probably with an SCV rush too. But as a fan I have a right to wonder about his terran strategies in a public forum. That's what spectator sports are all about!

Cheers,

MrFurious
#48 Silent Strike (237.freehold-08-09rs.nj.dial-access.att.net)[22313]
I gotta defend NTT on this one. No one is even showin a thread of stick-up-for-NTT so I will. He was damn good when he played often. He beat me 3 of 4. Roqu is decent, 1217 terran on bnet I believe. I am 1-1 vs him, his loss as zerg vs my protoss on rivalry.
#49 ligiant (labs169197.langara.bc.ca)[22318]
[MrFurious],

You are right, but my point is: chobofuckers can't beat NTT in 1v1, NTT is a good player but those 2 observers are NOT. but they just pissed on NTT and said they can beat NTT. it's IMPOSSIBLE.
Although NTT is a fucker who can not take the loss, he still a good player. aT least better then those 2. there is nothing wrong to talk about tactic after game, but don't bother the players. so CHOBOFUCKERS PLZ PLZ PLZ STFU. ^^
#50 +Goofy+ (139.182.170.84)[22319]
Hmmm, well this is a tempest in a teapot. Thanks to ligiant's illuminating take, it seems to me that NTT actually has quite a bit of class -- compared to his friends.
#51 +Goofy+ (139.182.170.84)[22320]
Hmmm, well this is a tempest in a teapot. Thanks to ligiant's illuminating take, it seems to me that NTT actually has quite a bit of class -- compared to his friends.
#52 +Goofy+ (139.182.170.84)[22322]
Bleh, I hate repeat posts.

Last add:

"Mark4=Chobofucker"

This silly, absurd quote would look hilarious under a banner.
#53 ligiant (labs169197.langara.bc.ca)[22323]
[MrFurious],

You are right, but my point is: chobofuckers can't beat NTT in 1v1, NTT is a good player but those 2 observers are NOT. but they just pissed on NTT and said they can beat NTT. it's IMPOSSIBLE.
Although NTT is a fucker who can not take the loss, he still a good player. aT least better then those 2. there is nothing wrong to talk about tactic after game, but don't bother the players. so CHOBOFUCKERS PLZ PLZ PLZ STFU. ^^
#54 Sp|nE (dialup0804-pri.voicenet.com)[22325]
OMG STOP TRIPLE POSTING
#55 [MrFurious] (bha12-s10.mtl.colba.net)[22329]
Ligiant,

Please show me where they said they coud beat NTT... I don't recall seeing that in the report...
#56 ligiant (labs169197.langara.bc.ca)[22345]
well, please read the chat again carefully MRfurious.
#57 ligiant (labs169197.langara.bc.ca)[22346]
you are Mark4's fan eh? [Mrfurious]?
told you he suck. -_-;;
#58 Sp|nE (dialup0804-pri.voicenet.com)[22353]
Dude stfu they never said they could beat NTT, and it certainly seemed to me that he was giving them more crap than they gave him.
#59 ligiant (labs169197.langara.bc.ca)[22357]
god damn sp|ine stfu u poser.
#60 ligiant (labs169197.langara.bc.ca)[22360]
god damn sp|ine stfu u poser.
#61 Sp|nE (dialup0804-pri.voicenet.com)[22363]
If your gonna insult me at least spell my name right plz
#62 Lemuroo (nor-90-60.Reshall.Berkeley.EDU)[22390]
Hehe :)

whoo! go scrubs!

hmm, chobofucker.

personally, i think that it'd be a lot better if you called him a chocobo-fucker.

those little ostrich rat bastards are too cool.
#63 <img "/images2/n_fls.gif"> (I.have.a.very.cool.ip.address.here)[22398]
I told u guys ligiant is funny!
#64 i dunno. do you?? (we-24-30-96-174.we.mediaone.net)[22405]
LOL NTT has no manners (^-^)sure is pist loosing. I got 1 thing for you NTT....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
#65 (pool0747.cvx26-bra[22427]
Man Chobofucker has a nice ring to it.

not quite as good as OMGAY but hey its all good
#66 AnderKryst (edjproxy1.edwardjones.com)[22452]
I like ligiant, he's funny.

You know, had NTT been, say Korean, how would the response be?

'Oh, typical for a Korean.' 'Korean's suck, and they are all cheaters.' Etc.

Nope, because NTT is an 'elite' player, he should not be subject to any abuse. Because NTT is 'elite' that gives him the right to act like a complete jerk. I'm guessing that NTT is also a 'Kali-player' and we all know Kali-players are better than their Battle.net-spawn counterparts.

Yep, status has it's privledges, and those privledges do not include common decency.

You know, Mark4 may have gone a little overboard according to some, but I think after reading the entire report, he was justified.

ligiant: How do you know beating NTT is impossible? Is he simply the best out there? And, how are you such the great judge of SC/BW talent that you are? I'd like to know that.
#67 (pool0409.cvx26-bra[22483]
Man Chobofucker has a nice ring to it.

not quite as good as OMGAY but hey its all good
#68 (relay.atinc.com)[22497]
Well ligiant, now that the 1v1 of Mark4 vs NTT is posted, how stupid do you feel? Just curious.
#69 KoRnRuLz[FTL][23146]
ppp62.bcpl.net
[9]NTT seems arrogant, what a lamer.

KoRnRuLz <A HREF="http://go.to/ftl">[FTL]</A>
</BODY></HTML> wcnation.com opening Jan
#70 JawaAvenger[55516]
d6-22.hntnny.optonline.net
Looks like 5 Wraiths to me.
8P
#71 BigD[108091]
px2so.cg.shawcable.net
An oldie, but a goldie.



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