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"i had oral sex with a baracuda"
..(Fox).. (stolen from lewis' qotm)




#1 Pika_Flare[23942]
ppp9093.on.bellglobal.com
1st...I own. =)
#2 GameOverZ[23946]
proxy.siscom.net
2nd>1st
#3 ~Talon~[23947]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Wow, the comment section is longer than the report!
#4 thecabbit[23949]
bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com
go'kul...sounds like an offtake of "Goku" from DBZ...hmm =]
#5 I_Cud_B_Better[23961]
proxy2-external.rdc1.on.home.com
Uh...u fuck up the HTML or sometin? =]
#6 [z]RubberDucky[23967]
dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net
that sucked
#7 - - Holocaust - -[23972]
SNFCA020-0124.splitrock.net
hmm.. i think im going blind.. all i saw was the heading.
#8 Executor[23975]
cache4.ihug.co.nz
Nobody is interested in rubber_ducky's opininion
#9 donald duck[23978]
user-33qt12i.dialup.mindspring.com
that was the most awesome report I've ever red...congratulations!!!
#10 Mogalin[23984]
cgowave-0-225.cgocable.net
Spectacular! So well thought and provocative!
"Insightful and Inspiring" - raves the New York Times
#11 [z]RubberDucky[23996]
dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net
From each end of the universe, comes two great beings, each completely opposites of eachother. One is known to the world (Or a very small, stupid portion of it) as "Mogalin" defender of all evil, impersonator of the New York Times, the other, TheRubberDucky, known to the same very small, stupid portion of the world, who represents all evil, and this report, if there is any difference at all.
#12 [z]RubberDucky[23997]
dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net
Who are these people that keep making stupid remarks about me?

It doesn't really make any sense, because none of you have any idea who I really am (Regardless of what you think, haha go Tha liquid donqui)

so just stfu and stop saying stupid shit that kinda makes me look stupid



#13 [24001]
32-pool1.ras11.calan.agisdial.net
FUCK YOU!!!!!
#14 Warphead[24005]
merkur.vo.lu
Amazing...
#15 Sp<font size="+4">|</font>nE[24007]
207.239.12.200
I am gosu
#16 Sp|nE[24008]
207.239.12.200
Evans about to post
#17 Sp|nE[24009]
207.239.12.200
Hes trying to copy my html command^_^
#18 Evire!![24010]
207.239.12.200
Sp<font size"+10">|</font>nE, you suck.
#19 Sp|nE[24011]
207.239.12.200
There we go
#20 Sp|nE[24012]
207.239.12.200
Oh my god he did it wrong, what a chobo
#21 Evire!![24013]
207.239.12.200
damn it..


Sp<font size="+6">|</font>nE, you suck.




#22 <HR>Sp|nE</HR>[24014]
207.239.12.200
testing
#23 Evire!![24015]
207.239.12.200
No one can beat my choboism.
#24 Sp|nE[24016]
207.239.12.200
Damn wrong html, oh well its cool
<hr>
<hr>
<hr>
<p>
huk




#25 Sp|nE[24017]
207.239.12.200
More <font color="FF0000"><font size="+1"><b>mad</font></b> html skills

<bl>testing</bl>







#26 Sp|nE[24018]
207.239.12.200
Ugh, i suck. What's the command for blinking letters? I forget it
#27 Evire!![24019]
207.239.12.200
No one can beat my choboism.
#28 Celedor[24020]
203.172.6.98
Brilliant work of fiction. I will contemplate further on the matter, of course. (ala poorly translated Japanese RPG)
#29 :P[24024]
svwebw02.statestreet.com
dang, this generated 30 comments hehe
#30 :)[24027]
svwebw02.statestreet.com
might as well use this as a testing area

<font=times roman><font color=#990021>yeehaw</font></font>
<h1 align=02><font color=#951282>yoohoo</h1></font>


#31 Snowreaver[24036]
206.152.157.250
The sad part is, I sat and read these comments.
#32 WhitVosb[24038]
1Cust172.tnt1.charlotte.nc.da.uu.net
All I got was the heading! wtf is up w/that??!!
#33 VRAM1974[24040]
ch1blm.bellglobal.com
This peice of dog shit joke from fucking Satan gets 2 times more comments than my 6 hour pointless BR which only 2-3 people actually liked.
I think my next BR will be a joke to invoke you all to comment on it... such as the heading "1v1 with Grrrr..." and then make the text white on white with broken graphics just to see how many of you think I am actually that gay.
#34 ~Talon~[24044]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
<blink><b><font color="blue">M</font><font color="green">e</font></b></blink> <i><font color="purple">></font></i> <b><blink><font color="red">Y</font><font color="yellow">o</font><font color="orange">u</font>.</blink></b>
#35 ^^[24046]
svwebw02.statestreet.com
<font color=#483200>H</font><font color=#283370>e</font><font color=#769848><</font>
<font color=#423201>W</font><font color=#213200>h</font><font color=#124200>o</font>









#36 ^^[24047]
svwebw02.statestreet.com
<font color="#483200">H</font><font color="#283370">e</font><font color="#769848"><</font><font color="#423201">W</font><font color="#213200">h</font><font color="#124200">o</font>




#37 yang_yang[24050]
ns1.seagate.com
hello!!! my name is yang_yang.. im a 16 yr old boy thats seeking for a good gf.. im athletic and enjoy long walks on the beach at night.. i enjoy basketball and reading.. if ur a pretty girl that enjoys the same things .. give me a call.. at 555-6537
#38 -)CummingBurd(-[24065]
spider-tr011.proxy.aol.com
SOrry guys, didnt mean that. I was typing, and then i accidently pressed the report button instead of the preview taht sucked. So anyway, I typed alot, and then something screwed up and I lost it all. Sombody delete this, BTW.
#39 -)CummingBurd(-[24066]
spider-tr011.proxy.aol.com
SOrry guys, didnt mean that. I was typing, and then i accidently pressed the report button instead of the preview taht sucked. So anyway, I typed alot, and then something screwed up and I lost it all. Sombody delete this, BTW.
#40 [z]RubberDucky[24073]
dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net
I bet Ying_Yang is banned by the time jv reads that
#41 um[24074]
svweba03.statestreet.com
why should he get banned?
#42 VRAM1974[24075]
depth.martinet.com
SP|NE YOU <FONT COLOR=RED><BLINK>SUCK</BLINK>
By the way, asking what the tage for blink is... is like asking what the word for gay is.
#43 VRAM1974[24076]
depth.martinet.com
Hm, maybe I'm the one who sucks. Why doesn't <BLINK> work?
#44 VRAM1974[24077]
depth.martinet.com
What a worthless peice of spam. Let's see if this ends it...
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