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#1 -=Phanta=-[24997]
proxy-ext2.omen.net.au
FIRST COMMENT YEAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!

HAHAHAH <cough> HAHAHAHHAHHA

#2 -=Phanta=-[24998]
proxy-ext2.omen.net.au
Ok i just read it.
nice report, id give it a 8

But compared to everyone elses report, ive give it a 6 =(

BTW. Did you know, if you put words in "<" and ">" it doesn't show?
Prolly some html thing, i suck at html, so i wouldn't know.











#3 TheCabbit[24999]
bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com
Ok, what set off the mines in the peon line when Orange tank/vulture dropped on it? SCVs hover and don't set them off...=PP. ANYWAY, this was a great report, nice =]
#4 Barage[25006]
dialup-63.210.78.120.Atlanta1.Level3.net
"My dad says 'dope is for dopes,' but he only says it when he's drunk"

How in the world could I NOT read it. It was funny, informative, insane, and the battle wasn't bad either. All you needed was my name in the report (easy to do: "Two guardians couldn't stand up to the terran barrage").

So what's the prize? :)



#5 Ghar[25007]
modem26.pm3-1pool.directinter.net
Good report and nice pictures. Keep it up.

Btw, SCV's don't set off spider mines =P

#6 BLuRReD[25010]
209.57.26.2
man, i thought this report was funny up until the end graphic, then i laughed a whole hellova lot more :)...that is some funny stuff man.

BLuRReD

#7 [25014]
staff-8.ahnet.net
Cool report. Funny.
#8 Snowreaver[25017]
206.152.157.250
I'm kinda curious as to what set off the mines in the peon line, myself.. :>
#9 Wallabystein[25018]
pm162-94.dialup.netidea.com
Shit, you know, I have no idea what set off the mines.. you saw the pic, there was nothing there but SCVs... Maybe.. uh, phantom, mine-setting-off SCVs? Most likely I missed a suicidal marine or something.. I'm gonna go look at my many screenshots again and maybe I can post an answer to this mystery..
#10 Wallabystein[25019]
pm162-94.dialup.netidea.com
Yeah, so I just looked at some unused screenshots, but I don't have a shot of any mines exploding. The next shot after the one I posted has the tank exploding, surrounded by SCVs, and some marines coming to help standing right over top of where the first mine was laid. It's a mystery.. Oh, here's a new theory: There was a siege tank off the screen that shot the vulture, killing it, and because it was so near the spider mine, killing it with the splash too.. This would make some funky explosions and stuff.. Christ I don't know. I think the most likely theory is the phantom SCV myself... If Zane knew you could comment maybe he could shed some light, he saw it too. In fact I believe his exact words were "mines,boom,:)" as the battle played out.
#11 Wallabystein[25020]
pm162-94.dialup.netidea.com
Oh, and barage: your father's a wise man...
#12 darecyar[25022]
pool0191.cvx2-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net
hmm..theres a marine shooting at the vulture, maybe that's what set it off?
#13 Wallabystein[25025]
pm162-71.dialup.netidea.com
maybe, just maybe... Too bad the players haven't commented to tell us.

#14 TheCabbit[25028]
bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com
gee i asked a stumper question =D
#15 [z]RubberDucky[25032]
dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net
This report is a gosu report
#16 Accrue-X[25081]
sdn-ar-001tnchatP164.dialsprint.net
Hehe, well nice report. Everyone in x17 tourney might as well give up =P

We all know who's going to win (hint:A-X)
J/k
Ahscar-X



#17 [25091]
chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at
funny.
pretty one sided, but funny.
hmm.
dunno wether to give 8 or 9...
well the battle was rly one sided (I knew they gna lose when they did this stupid rush), so its 8.



#18 Volkskrieg[25317]
cacheflow2.mpinet.net
I sent in marines periodically to draw the tank and vulture fire so my scvs could finish kill them with minimal losses. I think one of the mines killed a marine, and my seiged tank below the fracus killed one with splash damage.
I wish you had taken account of just how many kills my scvs had, they were some hardcore miners.
Too bad I didn't bring them along to help tranith, I'm sure the push would have been successful long before guardians with the help of those bloodthirsty scvs.
#19 IceKiller[25358]
207.124.94.70
I think that the terran player set up the mines cause he was expecting some kind of defense, but defense comming from normal infantry, not from the peon line.

Well, im just trying to help the guy, he has being kicked too much on the previous comments :).

Ahh off course, good report, funny, good graphics (of key moments)and i will say 8.5, this guy is funny and has a great narrative.

Peace.
#20 kiwistein[25527]
pm181-186.dialup.netidea.com
The most trivial, one-sided, pseudo-humorous piece of clap-trap that ive read in years.
-keep up the good.....well ok.......well downright terrible work. Who am I kidding this took no work. This , in fact, took negative work. I should get my time back for reading this. I should also be paid (cash please) for my oh so truthful, and painfully down to earth constructive criticism. What's constructive about it? This is: Go to Mexico. Find a dirty, smelly, mexican beggar. Ask him if you could buy his brain for 20 pesos. He will probably talk you up to 30 pesos. Trust me, its still worth it. Buy said brain and get a brain transplant. I swear brain transplants work and you WOULDNT die..... and if you did then....oh well mission accomplished. Oh and by the way i have dis-honored your family.
-Ciao
#21 wallabystein[25670]
pm162-109.dialup.netidea.com
haha bitch in heat!
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ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
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