| #1 I_CANT_WIN[25896] |
| spc-isp-hfx-uas-08-35.sprint.ca |
| wow, first comment |
| #2 Fox^1[25897] |
| www-proxy.service.digital.com |
| Second :( |
| #3 BLuRReD[25900] |
| 209.57.26.2 |
ha ha ha. I dont care about ratings either. Your reports crack me up. Sure they may be a bit on the sick side, but hey, if it livens the place up what can you do right?
BLuRReD |
| #4 The O[25902] |
| ts044d24.lap-ca.concentric.net |
I have to agree with you there BLuRRed. I mean, who cares what the report gets? It's not like there's any prizes or anything. I just was given a different set of tools, so to speak. Hope you guys like this one, I doubt many will, but I gotta tell you it was damn hard. Harder than a lot of battle net fights, I'll tell you that. Enjoy.
The O |
#5  [25906] |
| staff-8.ahnet.net |
| Hmmm.. That was good for a laugh. I've heard the vodoo dick joke before though. It's a good one. |
| #6 The O[25907] |
| ts044d24.lap-ca.concentric.net |
Here's Johnny <In a crazy vioce with head sticking through door frame>
Yeah the Voodoo Dick Joke is a classic. Not too many people have heard it though for some reason. My new goal is to include a sick, completely unrewarding (morally at least) joke at the beginning of every battle report. Coincedentally this is the first report I've bothered to spell check, so it's probably not as hard to read =) For anyone who missed out the Orange Dick joke, check out my report from yesterday. Oh, and does anyone know if there are any ie2v2 reports still to come? See you fools later.
The O
"The only difference between me and a madman, is that I'm not mad" |
| #7 [z]RubberDucky[25913] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
| oh well as long as u don't completely mess it up and make the site look like some kinda a sex-stories site like the other one this kinda humor isn't gonna generate a complaint from me |
| #8 The O[25914] |
| ts044d24.lap-ca.concentric.net |
| Well Ducky that has to be the nicest thing you've said about any of my reports (lol). If all the reports were like this I would write different ones. I just noticed a severe lack of "adult" type humour in most of the reports on the site. So I decided I'd "fill" that void. No pun intended. Has anyone else out there tried the SCV rush? |
| #9 Alita99[25916] |
| urel88.URel.Berkeley.EDU |
Pretty soon these reports will be nothing more but off color remarks and comments...
Oh wait, that's how they are NOW!
=p
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| #10 The O[25919] |
| ts044d24.lap-ca.concentric.net |
I've never truly understand where they come up with the term "Off Colour". I mean, if it's "off colour" wouldn't that just make it a different colour, thus making it "on colour"? Oh well, weird. Yeah I'm getting a little tired of this style already. I think I'll try something different. Maybe a report toatally devoid of foul humour, and in good taste?
Is it possible? Yes. Will we show it? Hell No. Why? Because he his telling the truth, and the more he tells it the worse it gets. So tell me what you think.
The O
"Idiot Savant"?
"No, I'd say just plain Idiot hits a lot closer to home" |
| #11 Laean[25920] |
| dialup-209.245.65.215.LosAngeles1.Level3.net |
| Man you respond to just about each and every one of the comments your br gets! Well I liked it, keep it coming. |
| #12 The O[25921] |
| ts044d24.lap-ca.concentric.net |
Yeah, well I'm supposed to be "working" right now for my job, which gives me plenty of time to check out the comments on my reports. Just don't tell my Boss that =)
The O
"If I have seen futher than other men it is because I have stood on the shoulders of giants"
In other words, I stole everything from my employees |
| #13 Executor[25922] |
| cache4.ihug.co.nz |
| The report cracked me up |
| #14 Fractal_Wave[25934] |
| 24.65.24.97.bc.wave.home.com |
Funny, and very old joke...but you should read T.T.boy's report if you want to see really good starcraft sex...
"TTboy beats off (not literally) Johhny_Vegas"
What a great line...
:)
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #15 Chronobored[25953] |
| CWIP-T-005-p-107-7.tmns.net.au |
| Great report! Papa likes! |
| #16 The O[25959] |
| ts033d43.lap-ca.concentric.net |
Fractal:
Yeah T.T. Boy is the man. Hard to beat, so to speak. Highest rating I've ever seen without pics.
Thanks guys.
The O
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| #17 AxeGrinder01[25965] |
| GDFKB104-13.splitrock.net |
I always get quite a laugh whenever I read your reports and this is no exception. You are filling the void quite well. LOL!!! Keep up the good work. Though you might want to work on the jokes, I have heard them both before. Godd idea though.
Peace
Axe |
| #18 The O[25968] |
| ts033d43.lap-ca.concentric.net |
Hmmm, Void....
LOL, yea I'll try to pump as many as I can out over the next few days, before my double major kicks my ass (again). Thanks for the comments. I'm suprised so many people would actually read a report about an SCV rush =)Albeit a very sexy one.
The O
"How come every time my girlfriend sees me naked she always professes what a could Catholic she is"? |
| #19 The O[25969] |
| ts033d43.lap-ca.concentric.net |
| Shoot, I mean good catholic. Must be a freudian slip or something... |
| #20 yang_yang[25971] |
| sdn-ar-021casfrMP113.dialsprint.net |
the voodoo dick joke is from funnymail.com .. i used to tell it to everybody at my school.. cracked everyone up.. including teachers
btw .cool BR |
| #21 The O[26009] |
| ts036d44.lap-ca.concentric.net |
The first was definitely the most explicit, that's for sure =). This report was written when I humiliated one of my friends by finishing his last pylon with an SCV and he said "bet you couldn't win a whole game with em'". So, is anyone ever going to rate this thing or what?
The O
"I'll make you regret the first time your mom got that twinkle in her eye" |
| #22 _CraZy_[26015] |
| px1he.ss.wave.shaw.ca |
| Ever rush a bgh playing newbie with Scvs? ITs really funny , I woulda had him too but his ally helped him out =( |
| #23 The O[26018] |
| ts036d44.lap-ca.concentric.net |
An actual live player? No lol, they must really, really suck to fall for an SCV rush. I'm working on my new report now. I think I'll call it "Sheep lovin', and other tales of the heart".
The O
"Son, the only reason you're here today is K-mart had 6 packs of bud on sale".
"Awww Shit dad, you didn't have to tell me that"
"No Son, you see your mom was the cashier"
"Whew you had me worried there for a second"
"And she got licked on 2 beers..." |
| #24 SqueakyMonkey[26067] |
| osh1-69c.twcny.rr.com |
| THIS is the way vs. comp reports should be. If your gonna do one, this is what it should look like. My only complaint is that I had to change my resolution so I wouldn't have to scroll over (god damn I'm lazy). <p>Gimme a sec and........back to normal settings. |
#25  [26073] |
| 11.crrg2.xdsl.nauticom.net |
| What kind of rating do you think it deserves? 10? 7? 5? 1? Just curious. |
| #26 InsaneRatings?[26133] |
| helios.compusa.com |
| how do you set up the computer for insane AI...do you have to have a mod to do this? |
| #27 The O[26141] |
| ts011d27.lap-ca.concentric.net |
YRM
Well, I think it deserves a rating based on how much people enjoyed it. It's not really up to me to say, becuase I don't really care per se, I just wanted it to recieve SOME kind of rating. I hate that damn NR. But I think a 7 is perfectly fair, after all it is not really a BR, but more of a humour peice. I don't write reports to get 10's. I write them becuase I actually get a kick out of the writting process.
Insane
Yeah all you have to do is open up the scenario editor and modify challenger for insane AI, I used Stardraft + Scened++
but I think the one that comes with the game works as well. Believe me, it's not really any harder under Insane, the same trick works =)
The O
"Excuse me miss, I'd like to talk to you about my prerequisites for next semester".
"What about them"
"You see I failed some"
"How many"?
"All of them"
"Wow, that's not good"
true story (unfortunetely) |
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