| #1 kakaru[27019] |
| c1015460-a.htfdw1.ct.home.com |
| woo first comment =D |
| #2 GhOsT~LiZarD[27023] |
| 1Cust202.tnt8.tco2.da.uu.net |
| LMAO, that chat thing was fun my man Chuck ownz u hahahaha. Good one!!! |
| #3 Alita99[27024] |
| urel88.URel.Berkeley.EDU |
I like the historical definition of what today we take for granted as (for some poeple anyway) the end all of insults.
More! More! =p
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| #4 ~Talon~[27030] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
| This had better be good, cause the last 6 reports posted suck stunningly large portions of hippo dick. |
| #5 [MrFurious][27031] |
| pega.globetrotter.net |
| Whoa Talon, pressure's really on me now =] |
#6  [27032] |
| 1Cust57.tnt28.tco2.da.uu.net |
| Rock me!! This was entertaining as hell. MrFurious for history teacher! |
| #7 ~Talon~[27035] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
| That was funny, and more so because of the above mentioned sucking of dick. |
| #8 eye.am.me[27037] |
| 3dial-33.ncweb.com |
| Cool report! Everyone loves history mixed with humor :) 'specially when it's in terms I can understand |
| #9 [MrFurious][27038] |
| pega.globetrotter.net |
Hey! I have the second highest rated BR on the first page! second only to Dref's... Cool!
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| #10 [MrFurious][27039] |
| pega.globetrotter.net |
Hey! I have the second highest rated BR on the first page! second only to Dref's... Cool!
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| #11 Drefsab[27040] |
| rc79.Rmax2.globalsite.net |
I really enjoyed that... I remember reading about that battle somewhere... This was a much more interesting version though...
Good job,
Dref |
| #12 [MrFurious][27043] |
| pega.globetrotter.net |
Dref, you might have heardof the 1989 Kenneth Brannagh movie based on the play by Shakespeare...
Anyone who found this funny should rent this as a next step. I know Shakespeare can be hard to understand, just keep a copy of this br near you as you watch and you should be fine. :)
Cheers,
MrFurious |
| #13 Sp|nE[27045] |
| dialup0632-pri.voicenet.com |
| Euro history makes me sick. Nice idea though ... |
| #14 Fractal_Wave[27046] |
| 24.65.24.202.bc.wave.home.com |
Hey Furious.
Pluck Yew.
:)
Me likey.
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #15 [BNS]Sleeper[27051] |
| CWIP-T-007-p-110-178.tmns.net.au |
| Hehe, this was a mad report, a little different too for variety :) |
| #16 +AnathemA+[27058] |
| sdn-ar-009azphoeP258.dialsprint.net |
| hmmmm... i read the shakespeare, didn't see the movie, nice succinct report. try something like the battle of the bulge in WWII, or maybe midway, or Getysburg, or some other nice battle. perhaps waterloo? unfortunately you would have to read War and Peace (1400+ pages) and there is no movie... whatever. just do more like it |
| #17 AoS[27059] |
| line215.navpoint.com |
marvelous!!!
do another!!
The battle of Hastings, or the bulge, or something!
ROFLMOL!!! |
| #18 [ToJ]Mark[27060] |
| NYCMBE05-22.splitrock.net |
| ROFLMOL?? |
| #19 anal-banana[27069] |
| ns2.bridge.com |
| haha that was great. Now do poictiers |
| #20 I Hate Medics[27076] |
| sss20-07.inre.asu.edu |
Great! Supurb! Excellent! I loved it..
Genius idea man. Knights being Goons, a million laughs!
Do another!
History is fun, when Furious teaches!
Medic'Hater |
| #21 Ampion[27077] |
| gateway.vaxjo.se |
The funniest report so far!!! I just wish I wasn't in school, 'cause when I laugh people look funny at me =)
I agree with Mark4, you Should be a history teacher! Do anotherone!!!! |
| #22 [MrFurious][27084] |
| bha3-s12.mtl.colba.net |
| Thats weird... The map picture doesn't seem to be loading anymore... |
| #23 rast[27102] |
| 208.13.208.254 |
| This kicked ass. What moron gave it only an 8? |
| #24 [CAT]Willzzz[27105] |
| pc63.cc.rhbnc.ac.uk |
| That just owns, 10 and +1 becuase the english won :) |
| #25 Dark~Ferret[27106] |
| fw3000.twtradepublishing.com |
Very creative - very entertaining.
I look forward to your future "re-enactments".
BR writers like you keep this site interesting and entertaining.
Keep writing...
D~F |
| #26 Syndrome Zed[27113] |
| wmblab-Rye.neuro.emory.edu |
| Wow! Truly Excellent! You might actually get some of the morons on Bnet to learn something if you keep this up! |
| #27 Snowreaver[27117] |
| 206.152.157.250 |
| This rules. :> |
| #28 jeezumcrow[27118] |
| svwebw03.statestreet.com |
this was fucking hilarious,
i also liked your side story about pluck yew
hehe, this deserves a 9 or 10 |
| #29 +srwuio+[27125] |
| spider-wa024.proxy.aol.com |
That report was great Furious!! Loved it man, it was so funny. You are a pleasant mother feather plucker! Yeah I cannot say that even once without stumbling.
Pluck Yew,
+srwuio+ |
| #30 Strom[27129] |
| ext208.mosx.com |
Pretty funny report. I'm pretty danged sure that the French cut off the first two fingers of the right hand of captured English Longbowmen. The English equivalent of the middle finger salute involves two fingers, not one...
Strom |
| #31 Inadequate[27137] |
| first.firstunion.com |
Great 'report,' very entertaining =]
Do you ever go to the AoK forum at AoK Heaven?
There was a post on the pluck yew thing that was worded exactly the way you worded it...wondering
anyways, thanks for the read =] |
| #32 [MrFurious][27144] |
| bha14-s42.mtl.colba.net |
Inadequate,
The battle report was my own doing of course. However the last cool fact section was lifted entirely from one of the sites I used to make my research. The post you saw on AOK must also have lifted it straight from there.
Cheers,
MrFurious |
| #33 Shifty_the_arab[27152] |
| stealth.win.co.nz |
| I thought they were going to cut off two fingers and thats were the V for Victory sign came from .Could be wrong .Great report. |
| #34 -BF-Teacher[27161] |
| 209-130-221-28.nas1.roc.gblx.net |
Furious Kicks Ass! I loved it! Haven't read a full report barring Dref's since Mark4 did all the tourney BR's. This is awsome. I was intimidated at first by the "other" denotation. But knowing u wrote it forced me to keep on clicking right through the scary unknown (i.e. the fog of war).
~Teacher |
| #35 [MrFurious][27163] |
| bha1-s1.mtl.colba.net |
Shifty,
That is a very good possibility. Like I said I only have one source corroborating the Pluck Yew story. My best friend seems to think you could still shoot arrows using your fore finger and you third (what's its name in english?).
I have also read that the word fuck has its origin with a edict of the King sayong that only nobles could have sex for fun. You would hang a sign in your house saying:
Fornicating
Under The
Consent of the
King
Cheers,
MrFurious |
| #36 ~i~Dragon~[27164] |
| cs9342-10.austin.rr.com |
It's your ring finger... Where you put your wedding band...
And you can't shoot using your ring and fore finger, you forget that your two fingers are holding onto the back of the arrow ot hold it on the string... Try putting a pencil between your fore and ring fingers and then try to pull those to fingers back to your hand, they'll slip apart and won't hold the arrow against the force of the longbow... You have to be able to pull the fingers back to your palm cause straightening them out is the way of releasing the bow. |
| #37 NotDefault[27316] |
| cr710281-a.surrey1.bc.wave.home.com |
More! More! Who could've ever known that historical battles could have been that funny? :) (no offense to people that already find them funny)
NotDefault |
| #38 ::nobody::[27858] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
awesome...simply awesome. =)
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #39 Chuck Razool[63769] |
| BU-WCS3-SAND.NIPR.MIL |
I always thought that the word was an acronym, hung on the jail cells of whores, who were in prison:
For
Unlawful
Carnal
Knowledge
But I could be wrong... not a historian. |
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