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"Vultures own Goons"
Bob_The_Newt




#1 Fallen[27190]
63.196.41.198
wtf is this?
#2 [oA7]Carnifex[27191]
cf3k-2.paradise.net.nz
That was incredible, the tank + Battlecruiser idea is perhaps the best ideaa in the history of the world... Wait! I just checked and it has officially been declared as the best idea in the world!
#3 Probe[27192]
dt121n67.tampabay.rr.com
BTW, the name of the strategy is Blue Fifty Two!
#4 yavoon'[27193]
a24b31n65client221.hawaii.rr.com
hehehehhehehe
#5 Pitt[27194]
c697830-a.nwbtn1.ct.home.com
Interesting strat but may I suggest a different name?

Thanks, I think you should call this "The Johnny Vegas - My partner was just double rushed and lost more than 4 peons" strat. :)

#6 [a1]Peon[27196]
user-2iniosp.dialup.mindspring.com
the intense micro was difficult to get through, but i made it... Thanks probe, i shall revere you as a god from now on, cus obviously your Terran strategical mind is far superior to that of everyone else... PPPPPLLLLLZZZZ make another strat.
#7 Chargon[27197]
56K-249.MaxTNT4.pdq.net
That would own my toss any day.
#8 kakaru[27198]
c1015460-a.htfdw1.ct.home.com
HEY JACKASS
i have used that strat for months
just because you came up with a fancy name for a strat doesn't mean you can say you invented it
don't steal creadit and say you made that up fool

j/k =)
hehehe
stan






#9 JSH[27199]
pmroch1-8.rconnect.com
I see a flaw in ur build order! Ur opponent had a higher score than u. So ur build order sux, u suck, and u are a gay fag. Besides EVERY1 knows that TOSS > TERRAN. Just ask elite players like psionic_jedi and n1ghtshade and read their highly convincing battle reports, u dumb gay homo. Stop playing Terran u gay ass, Terran sux and you suck for playing them when every1 knows they suck. U are gay and I can kick ur ass every day of the week. BTW Blue Fifty Two is a gay name.
#10 Smoking_Skull[27200]
SARUSR-IP40.xcelco.on.ca
Whoa JSH can't you take a joke or what? Probe never said anything about Terran owning toss and terrans don't suck. They all have pros and cons. Just take a chill pill dude.
#11 [27201]
SARUSR-IP40.xcelco.on.ca
OH BTW probe I must try that strat one time. I'm guaranteed to get in the top 16 now and win the championship with it heehe. end of sarcasm.
#12 Smoking_Skull[27202]
SARUSR-IP40.xcelco.on.ca
OH BTW probe I must try that strat one time. I'm guaranteed to get in the top 16 now and win the championship with it heehe. end of sarcasm.
#13 JSH[27203]
pmroch1-8.rconnect.com
OMG sarcasm is so lost on some people.

Unless I missed his sarcasm.

Argh!



#14 probe[27204]
dt121n67.tampabay.rr.com
thankyou everyone, i know i am godly
#15 T_Mac[27205]
ts7-57t-18.idirect.com
hehehe, jsh
#16 [HS]Persian[27206]
proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com
TMAC get on BNET now!!
#17 [27207]
chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at
new name for this strat: "eeomtiyeoms"

even-earlier-offensive-maneuver-than-in-yavoons-early-offensive-maneouver-strat

#18 AlexanderYoshi[27213]
bgm-34-231.stny.rr.com
I know, You can improve that BO by hitting the "S" button on your CC before you ALT+Q.

Then your score will equal that of your opponents!

(me > probegod)



#19 {SA]Raider[27214]
204.164.70.201
I can't believe you posted this after our chat yesterday:)

Cheers
{SA}Raider


#20 PeonRapist[27218]
nas-82-248.houston.navinet.net
That's a gosu strat! I can't execute it! :(

peon

#21 [27221]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
Best BR ever!
#22 REALLY PISSED OFF DUDE[27222]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
OMFG WHO GAVE IT A 10!?!?! THAT IS JUST GAY!
#23 Snakeyez[27226]
ppp8923.on.bellglobal.com
Alt-XX is better! i like it when koreans tell me to do that to "SPEED UP GAME HIT ALT-XX"
#24 Sp|nE[27227]
dialup0246-pri.voicenet.com
Do you guys realize that if a non-NWTR regular had posted this he would have been flamed to hell? Gay =[
#25 psionic_jedi_ (a.k.a. N1ghtshade)[27228]
sdn-ar-001nypougP057.dialsprint.net
hmmm, JSH? I am not that good. I'm average, good for my age, but just an average player who likes toss. Psionic_jedi_ and N1ghtshade are names I use. I hope you are joking
#26 little_flubby[27231]
proxy1-external.hwrd1.md.home.com
Was this suppose to be funny? If it was suppose to funny, then HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA j/k. If it wasn't suppose to be funny, then I think that you have to go see a doctor.

Oh, and by the way, comment #9, terrans do not suck. All races (in starcraft and in the real world) are equal. Do you think Blizzard meant for 1 race to suck and 1 race to be the best????

#27 RS.anime(RS)[27243]
sfe-nm6-213.ix.netcom.com
why is probe still allowed at this site?
#28 Dead_Dragon[27249]
user-2inikgd.dialup.mindspring.com
This is so pointless, it's funny.

#29 [27251]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
Why do so many people not get this, or even worse, not get the comments?

And spine - No, this is funny. If anything we like it less cuz probe posted it =o
if yav posted it, on the other hand =P
#30 Snakeyez[27256]
ppp8885.on.bellglobal.com
Sp|ne is jelous of us nwtr regluars ^^
#31 Snakeyez[27257]
ppp8885.on.bellglobal.com
-Pitt- insted of the The Johnny Vegas - My partner was just double rushed and lost more than 4 peons" strat. Lets call it "the deep 4"
#32 Sp|nE[27262]
dialup1708-pri.voicenet.com
.... i wasn't laughing.
#33 probe[27276]
dt121n67.tampabay.rr.com
you know im godly, just accept it and stop talking.
#34 The-Dark-0ne[27281]
proxy1.gvcl1.bc.wave.home.com
Who gave this a 10?
#35 The-Dark-0ne[27283]
proxy1.gvcl1.bc.wave.home.com
Who gave this a 10?
#36 ~LifeIsPeachy~[27286]
207-172-102-32.s540.tnt1.sbo.ma.dialup.rcn.com
Shit, this is straight from the book of Korean Ladder gayness. A 10?!? WTF? A 1 is a little too low, but I'd give it a 4-6. Not like there was any realy effort put in, and it really takes away from the game when ppl pull this crap over and over
#37 Merry_Death[27295]
dialup-209.244.72.100.LosAngeles1.Level3.net
Oh shit...who gave this crap a 10?
Damn, iz the best strat ever...it even OWNs Grrr

scary...

hey, I found out dat this strat works on ALL races against ANY race...
#38 [27322]
pool0836.cvx10-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net
I tried it but can't get it to work. I think T_mac has mastered a different but similar BO but it takes till mid game normally for it to work. Oh well
#39 [27330]
chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at
comments which own on this site:

snakeyez

whoop
#40 Celedor[27343]
208.160.228.120
The guy who gave this a 10 was on crack. C'mon people, you were given abilities as raters because you were deemed to have enough judgement to not give reports like this a 10.
#41 JSH[27345]
pmroch1-4.rconnect.com
I'm thinking a /sarcasm HTML tag needs to be invented so that certain people will understand when someone is being sarcastic.

Yeesh.
#42 JoLLy~TeAcuP<font color=red> (BR.COM TeaCup)<font color=black>[27346]
proxy3-external.elcjn1.sdca.home.com
LOL
somebody gave it a 10 ^^
#43 JPaikman/ObiWanJebroni[27356]
user-2ivfv9r.dialup.mindspring.com
?

JPaikman/ObiWanJebroni
#44 NotDefault[27757]
cr710281-a.surrey1.bc.wave.home.com
Well, this is probably the most controversial reports in the histroy of www.battlereports.com! (not that I would know)

And yes, Probe, I got the joke. :)

And yes, JSH, I got the joke. :)

NotDefault
#45 SCV[27766]
c3-1c021.neo.rr.com
What else can i say besides...
huk
#46 tff~skullbattalion[27832]
spider-tq081.proxy.aol.com
son of a bitch! that was pretty ,well id like to say funny but it wasnt. i liked the large amount of thought it took. now i must rest my eyes from such a long comment list! this should be flamed i give it one cracked skull for your originality and lameness, but hey i liked it.)
#47 SqueakyMonkey[27843]
osh1-69c.twcny.rr.com
JSH, that /sarcasm tag doesn't work, what gives?
Wait a second, that WAS sarcasm. I'm so stupid sometimes...
#48 [z]RubberDucky[28573]
dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net
Nope. The most controversial report was when ProZerg~Hybrid was accused of maphacking.
#49 Jinmaster[28755]
209.185.104.6
Ya know, I hate it when I try to play Ladder and I MUST play a random korean who MUST choose random and MUST leave the game if it's Terran. Why can't ehy just pick the damn zerg, I know they want to. =)
#50 Probely, The Wonder Probe[39975]
host-209-214-198-6.mem.bellsouth.net
That's pretty good strat. I figured a way that it can work with Protoss, too! It's almost the same, except you're Protoss. I hope you guys can get through the difficult journey of using this strat for Protoss, after having mastered it with Terran. For Protoss, I like to call it the "I'm in way over my head, and I just realized it."

And, I agree with Jinmaster... *mutters* stupid koreans...
#51 probe[51782]
242849hfc20.tampabay.rr.com
i wish i was as cool as i was then as i am now.
/me sucks
#52 probe[120677]
653469hfc220.tampabay.rr.com
er, i mean, i wish i was cool like that now

or something

wtf what is the proper way to say that!
#53 Duke Zrh[136064]
217.26.74.20
Zerg Rules Blood blood Blood
#54 vds[156864]
c-67-163-221-11.client.comcast.net
fsdfsdfsfsdfsd



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