| #1 PissedDucky[27919] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
| Yeah I know Im stupid for posting it again but I had to fix something and the comments section in the last vers wuz fuxed up =[ |
| #2 ::nobody::[27920] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
Ducky, read my post in the forum, im sorry about fuxing up the comments, but it 'twasn't my fault...was my comps =/
anyway, awesome report, but the only reason i lost to proud was 'cuz my girlfriend called =) my triangular tank push ruled all =) I woulda won too and Deon Da Supa Peon would be revenged =P oh well, great report
2nd comment, sorry about messing the other one up =/ I'm a retard
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #3 [z]RubberDucky[27921] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
Yeah ur a retard.
I can't believe the fuxing toys section wont even fuxing come up in the Flash 4 PROGRAM!!! dammit it somehow deleted my 3-part Deon Da Supa Peon comic and my Avenge Deon tic-tac-toe game =[ |
| #4 ::nobody::[27922] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
Once again...I thought the report ruled! I wanna see the game! =) SORRY bout the screw up!
Ducky ownz my bonez =)
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #5 [z]RubberDucky[27923] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
oh doh it decided that when my comp crashed (It crashed like 20 times during the entire process of this thing, and thats why it's so huge - it crashed when I tryed to trace the pix so I coul dmake them Vector graphics, and thus smaller) that I hadn't saved it so I completely forogt =[
oh well it wasn't much, except the Tic-Tac-Toe game took me forever to work out right (It was a SCV w/ a super man cape as X and a Probe [Probe made me do it =p] as O)
Oh well I'll just re-do that part and upload it to the server so that it works right. However ya'll will have to doa re-load if you wanna read the Deon DA SUpa Peon comix = |
| #6 Rupeo[27924] |
| 2Cust73.tnt10.sfo3.da.uu.net |
| Very impressive ducky. Lots of work went into this I see, and it was a very enjoyable read. Id suggest mixing in a few minimap picts, that would have made a diffucult to follow game much clearer. That and it wasnt clear right away wether the game type was 2v2 or ffa. |
| #7 [z]RubberDucky[27926] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
Doh... I always forget that =[
WEll, for those of you who don't know, More often then not, I'll have the two teams seperated into brackets. And I don't like reporting team games because it makes me feel "mediocore" |
| #8 SisterRay[27931] |
| hal9000.resnet.tamu.edu |
| Excellent report! I can tell you put a lot of work into this. Using Flash was a great idea... Very professional looking. Couple of suggestions: On my 1024x768 desktop, the text was a bit small... I'm not sure if flash lets you change the text size, but bigger would be better imo. I agree with Rupeo that a few minimap shots would have helped. Oh, and can you add music with flash? The metallic forward/backward sounds really screamed "add in a rock and/or roll soundtrack". Once again, congrats on the first flash BR (or is it the first?)! I'm impressed! |
| #9 The Unknown[27933] |
| nebulus.edex.net.uk |
Amazing Report.
"We shall never see his like again" - Deon the Peon
10
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| #10 TheCabbit[27936] |
| bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com |
| how do you do flash? |
| #11 TheCabbit[27937] |
| bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com |
| Ducky = Gosu, This report = Gosu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG *dies from the Gosu aura extending from Ducky* (Sorry, im just sucking up shamelessly... heh=) But seriously, cool report =] |
| #12 [27939] |
| CWIP-T-005-p-107-247.tmns.net.au |
OMG
This is one good report! :)
You can't see blue very well on a black background though dude. :(
JOHNNY VEGAS, WRITE MORE REPORTS!
This report took so bloody long to completely long, I finished 2 cans of Bundy and Cola waiting for it to finish |
| #13 Fox^1[27941] |
| www-proxy.service.digital.com |
Wow ducky you didn't use gay, gosu or chobu more than 10 times. Great flash I loved it.
Fox^1 |
#14  [27945] |
| buri.campus.vt.edu |
| Good job Ducky... however the Flash freezes my NS4.61 on the page where I say "Queens with Muta Attack" and I can't push the Next button without locking up. |
| #15 Mogalin[27947] |
| 209.226.37.5 |
| Ducky is good manner man, he make good BR and no dis |
| #16 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[27948] |
| port-1-14-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net |
<font color="#FF0000" size="2" face="Arial">Oh God. "I can't read [this color] on [this color]", "You need music", "The text was too small", "Waaaaah"
Oh well. Ducky, this kicks ass. You have attained the title of "Ass of Badness".
Twip - just another person who can't take constructive criticism |
| #17 Sp|nE[27950] |
| 207.239.12.200 |
Hehe, thats funny. Twip complaining about other people whining. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black =P
Hrmmm ... i'll be honest ducky. I didnt really enjoy the BR. I had a lot of trouble keeping up with the action, where the battles were taking place, how many expansions people had. I didnt even know nobody/alita were dead for a while! Also, the graphics were good, but not amazing. I've seen better. And I simply couldnt keep up with what was going on. Plus, like CB, i got stuck after the queenmutalisk thing line. Kinda weird...
I can tell you tried pretty hard though. Flash is creative and new and shit, so ill give ya that too. Overall, pretty good
8 |
| #18 ::nobody::[27961] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
Bah. you and FLS get 9+ scores while my report festers away with two 9s *humph* Go against conformity and comment on my report! Hehe. j/k I love this report more than i love my dog...wait, no i don't. anyway, Ducky you must teach me the ways of flash =)
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
#19  [27963] |
| fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu |
| 10 |
#20  [27974] |
| staff-8.ahnet.net |
| WOW! Nice work Duck. Who says battle reporting wont teach you stuff? Great work with shockwave dude! That's awesome you went out and purchased a $500 software package just to create a battle report. =] (hehe yeah right) |
| #21 AmazedKrebster[27978] |
| 216.20.43.13 |
| ducky im gonna spam your inbox with 35028982305 emails about how much this report kicks ass^^ |
| #22 [z]RubberDucky[27984] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
Yeah..Right..
I just downloaded a 30 day trial version =]
It's cool =p
SisterRay: You should be able to right click on it and select "zoom in" which will alllow you to read the text better.
TheCabbit: It's like a GIF animator, only 10x easier =]
Fox^1: Yeah I did, I just put it at alpha = 0% so you couldn't see it =p
CattleBruiser: Doh =[
Mogalin: Damn straight!
About music, I didn't include music because it was HUGE (This report alone was 536kb, imho br shouldn't take forever to d/l)
Maybe if I figure out how to make a br w/ music less than 1.5-2 meg I'll do that, but If I do be prepared to wait a while if you don't have a gosu dsl or something
Johnny_Vegas: Go to www.macromedia.com (Avoid clicking on the games button!) and then search around a bit, you'll find the Flash 4 section soon, and you can get a 30day trial tehre. It's pretty cool =] |
| #23 Evire!![27993] |
| ip73.king-of-prussia.pa.pub-ip.psi.net |
Is this the first time sound has been introduced into a battle report? If so this deserves some credit for it. Nice job. Now... let's extrapolate from this and get some kick ass music goin during a report!
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| #24 Anonymous[27994] |
| spider-to034.proxy.aol.com |
| The Flash idea was great...on finding the Flash 4 software, it's real easy to find warez...not that I support that kind of thing. |
| #25 [z]RubberDucky[27995] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
It's the first time Flash has been introduced into a battlereport that was completed =]
Poodoostie guy's isn't even near completion, and mine alreadly is =] |
| #26 [z]RubberDucky[27999] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
Sigh.
To ZZnYkcudSuck I heard you the first time. Stop emailing me, I'm not going to help you write reports, and that doesn't mean that I suck "gay squirrel nuts" so stop bothering me about it, before you incur the wrath of my trjoan horses! (If I can get them to work, which i iwll) |
| #27 ~CB~[28001] |
| buri.campus.vt.edu |
| So what happens after the muta-attack line? |
| #28 [z]RubberDucky[28002] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
| CB, that was near the end, you know what happened, I just can't post that because it would destroy the battlereport. |
| #29 SqueakyMonkey[28004] |
| osh1-69c.twcny.rr.com |
I want cool toys! Why doesn't that work? BR.com toys would rule, you could get an NH playset, and everyone would sit there and chat or sleep. <br>
You could get the Regulars set with BGH bashing action, and of course, the YRM Action Figure would be the hardest to find and most sought after.<br>
You guys should start cranking out the merchandise, and give me a cut since I thought of it.<br>
Oh yeah, and nice report, or something like that... |
| #30 loserboye[28005] |
| BESS3.cbe.ab.ca |
i see The::Confessor (ithink) has alrdy got a Mark4 Statue by his bed (if we all beleive Drefsab)
so i just have to go make a .Praetor 1(it would be much better) |
| #31 SuperGeneral[28015] |
| cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com |
| So, it was flash? Big deal! Well, atleast mine was frames for a reason. It allowed easy reference to the stuff, and the thingy with the doo bob. Flash had a few sounds, and dats it. Ha, you even got bitched at for screwing up text color/sizes. BTW, thanks for the link :). I consider it my site, not urs :). Good report anyway, i need photoshop. |
| #32 RS.anime(RS)[28016] |
| sfe-nm6-158.ix.netcom.com |
| KICK ASS DUCKY flash is a gosu product for someone new to it this owned. |
| #33 [z]RubberDucky[28029] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
| You suck SG =] |
| #34 [z]RubberDucky[28047] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
| RS, Flash is pretty cool. I can pretty much make anything you've ever seen on the internet, except i only have 25 or so days left to play with it, unless I decide to get a crack for it (No way I'm gonna spend 500$ on something I wont use for anything except br writing =[ ) |
| #35 sKoZaK~pRoZaK[28048] |
| 24.65.14.170.bc.wave.home.com |
damn, sweet br
could use some minimap pics though, and a better ending would've been nice, but from what i hear Nukes>Sunkens&Spores
peace |
| #36 [z]RubberDucky[28049] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
| dats only coz i told u that |
| #37 sKoZaK~pRoZaK[28050] |
| 24.65.14.170.bc.wave.home.com |
ummm.... so?
its still true....
=]
PeacE |
| #38 FoReSt-DeNzIaN[28051] |
| 24-216-4-15.hsacorp.net |
| ummm, It's probably just my comp, but I can't see the report I am using Internet Explorer 4.01. somebody plz help |
| #39 [z]RubberDucky[28056] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
| u prolly don't have shockwave installed, www.macromedia.com |
| #40 Cpt.Gosu[28059] |
| r-174.44.alltel.net |
First one to know my arse, get to see it before you release it my arse.
Damnit duck I hate you 8( |
| #41 pureghetto{BC}r[28077] |
| RN241-163.resnet.uoguelph.ca |
| sup all? Very good post...quite original. Bleh, so long though. I hate battle reports, take so long to ready, dunno why I read em at all |
| #42 Alita99[28086] |
| proxy1.frmt1.sfba.home.com |
If I had known orange was really CattleBruiser (some pseudonym he may or may not wish to protect) prior to the game, I might have gone after him instead of ::nobody::! =p
nice report Ducky, but still not a 10.0!
=(
@>---'---,----
For those of you having trouble viewing the flash aspect of the battlereport, you may need to move or copy Netscape to the Program Folders directory (the "exe" along with all the ".dll", ".cfg" and "tlb" files), then try installing flash 4.0.
Then, when that's done, type the following into location field of your web browser:
http://lightning.prohosting.com/~ss-omega/flashbr/br1.swf
Either click on "download" or "open" and you should have a working copy of Ducky's flash report!
Enjoy! |
| #43 I'm a goner[28101] |
| Flex210.dlBEcon.WAU.NL |
| Looks good and makes me feel WARM inside... |
| #44 tff~skullbattalion[28110] |
| hoproxy2.proxy.lucent.com |
ducky ive liked your reports before so any one esle can go to hell. good report. dont take me litteraly, after all im just a skull. what do you call a skull? me without skin.
ducky rules
skullz = ownz your bonez |
| #45 A HeLpEr :)[28132] |
| 1Cust159.tnt1.sylvania.oh.da.uu.net |
Hey ducky, If you dont want that 30 day trial to end, i have the serial num. if youd like it. post yer email and ill send u the num, if not thats koo too. I found I didnt wanna spend a fortune on something for the internet and for fun :)
seeya |
| #46 [z]RubberDucky[28135] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
coo
rubberducky@hilarious.com
Heya JV can u do me a favor and change the title fo the br from Winter Conquest to Winter Storms? I just realized I named it wrong, and when it's named Winter conquest all the lightning effects I put in th ebr look out of place =[ |
#47  [28151] |
| strangers.bragg.army.mil |
| Very original, and I can tell you tried really hard. I did have a little trouble following all the action, but FFA is like that. Including some mini maps could help, but who the heck am I to talk? I always don't use them cuz they are a pain in the ass for a relatively low payoff =[. The paragraph of bitching before the flash part was so endearing =] |
| #48 [z]RubberDucky[28164] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
Bah, I agree. All teh minimap does on this is increase file size, and file size = bad.
BTW if anyone w/ 56k read this report, could you please tell me how it loaded, and if it just jumped straight to the animation at the start? |
| #49 [GNG]Jaab00[28171] |
| sdn-ar-002kylexiP318.dialsprint.net |
| I have 56k, the first thing I saw was the spinning Welcome animation. Btw the report took very little time to load, maybe I was just lucky ;P |
| #50 DFA[28183] |
| spider-wc041.proxy.aol.com |
HELLA SWEET !!
Damn i use crappy aol to check it out and it says it connects at 26.4 and it loaded up in like 1.5 mins. make it bigger and better more mini maps and sound, that NLD at the end was sweet too bad no pics of it. but just add at LARGE D/L time in the Title for all the 9600 baud people to avoid.
Did that serial # work, hopefully i wanna see more of these come out soon=]
DFA |
| #51 rabid fox[28185] |
| spider-wd083.proxy.aol.com |
| i have a 56k modem, and if i'm lucky i can connect at 26k(darn aol). it loaded right up, took about 30 sec. it was great. music would have been a very nice addition to it, but you can just call me spoiled. |
| #52 ProudToBaNewbie[28186] |
| proxy1-external.avnl1.nj.home.com |
wow ducky this was *almost* as good as ::nobody::'s report :) heh I loved both of them so much.. but you forgot to mention that no less than 6 deon's were slain at the claws of my viscious lings and or other various units i might have controlled. And you forgot the great wall of spores.. :( a sight to behold indeed..
After reading this I realize alot of what I didn't get the whole game, like why ::nobody:: never finished me.. thanks Alita! and to all : cattlebruiser has a wraith fetish so beware!
great report ducky :)
- ProudToBaNewbie
oh btw, the most heinous evil gay unit zerg has is defiler dark swarm + 0/0 cracklings! i would have raped cattle! |
| #53 Alita99[28191] |
| proxy1.frmt1.sfba.home.com |
No problem ProudToBaNewbie. Us Zerg have to stay together... unless we're left alone with each other and Kerrigan is nowhere to be found!
I hope you can return the favor sometime! =p |
| #54 DFA[28228] |
| spider-to073.proxy.aol.com |
| I think that was a proposition? errrr |
| #55 Oddjob0047[28324] |
| ts5-14.amery.spacestar.net |
| I dunno about this getting a 10...great report, really good to read, but the game had a dumbass ending (disc?) it kind of made it seem like you reported the first game you observed, just to show off your awesome flash skills. Other than that, great report. |
| #56 [z]RubberDucky[28344] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
Huh?
I clearly stated that CattleBruiser was the obviouswinner... |
| #57 [z]RubberDucky[28361] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
| Also, I'm extremely picky about what I report. I won't waste my time on pure crap coz its boring to read and boring to write. And my definition of pure crap is just about anything that is less than 2 sided =p |
| #58 King-Lewis[28365] |
| modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net |
OMFG this report deserve a 10 fro originality. Noone did thsi before. that was so cool. Good job ducky.
Peace all, cya on bnet |
| #59 Dagomar[29621] |
| static-47.itcanada.com |
The report was god, but . . .
It might make sense to you that people send you so much stupid mail when you mention you tried to download some stupid porn pic 10,000 times. Geez man get a real girlfriend. You must be deprived or something. |
| #60 hakob gevorgyan[101125] |
| tcache-mtc-tj01.proxy.aol.com |
hello, i joined your site by surfing the net... and
the thing that happend on september 11 will never be forgoten. thank you for having the american flag on the top of your webpage. god bless you and america! |
| #61 aquacore[133659] |
| 24-205-54-75.gln-eres.charterpipeline.net |
| http://http://63.217.30.240/genocide |
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