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"I started to get that feeling right then, maybe Luke in episode four force feeling. Not reliable but enough to take out that chobo death star."
-ADQ3




#1 Pika_Flare[29960]
ppp9066.on.bellglobal.com
Cool. First comment....
#2 Pika_Flare[29961]
ppp9066.on.bellglobal.com
Wow, weird BR. Heh. Nuclear scourge. ^^
#3 probe[29964]
dt121n65.tampabay.rr.com
bleh
sukk
#4 TheCabbit[29966]
bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com
ERrrrrr....
#5 RootBreaker[w][29970]
s4-146.mpls.k12.mn.us
Hehe, your graphics editing was funny. Nuclear scourge, parachuting lurkers. Hehe.
#6 Miker Lord[29978]
136.169.05.dn.dialup.cityline.ru
Well, at least you were patient enough to wait for it to load :)

The whole idea of SC is for FUN, right? Sometimes we take it all too seriously.

Maybe my br sucks, i wouldn't argue - tastes differ, but at least it's DIFFERENT.



#7 [29985]
relay.atinc.com
The thing you whipped up isn't polished in writing or graphics to a great degree, but it was still pretty funny to see the nuclear scourge and parachuting lurkers.

What might have actually happened in the game is totally lost...

I wouldn't call this a battlereport or a fictional story. It's more the equivalent of a fun slideshow or Sunday comic.

And your Lessons are stolen from the "rules of combat"

Still, for what it was, it was pretty neat. Since I am rating based on "reports/stories", I can't give it more than a 5.0, but I still found it entertaining.







#8 Baxter-O'Bixby[29988]
adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
I for one was pretty entertained; make the next one a little longer and make the different elements of the game/story/whatever-it-is cohere a bit more. Blowing up all the hydras wasn't really a worthy end to it... I might have had a collision between newly hatched Nuclear Scourge inadvertantly nuke the Zerg base. :)
#9 Miker Lord[29994]
55.172.10.dn.dialup.cityline.ru
My "lessons" were stolen from Halflife: Opposing Force, actually.

It all started from the pictures of a Nuke Scourge, which I made for supremestarcraft.com, then I made the Lurker Drop and then...guess what, I found the site called something like battlreports.com...And I thought that I could spoil the mood to someone else. So I wrote whatever occured to my mind, added the pics, and here we go - more space is taken by some crap at br.com...it might sound stupid, but this whole br was made within 15 minutes, 14 of which were used for downloading the .gif file to my server...

I didn't expect you to rank it, you don't rank everything, do you?

Though it sounds a lot like Beavis&Butthead, but still you can either "like" something or "dislike". There's nothing in between it. So tell me, did you like it or not? (Don't start "it was neat, but bla bla bla"...)

I'm working on v2.0 of this br, so be ready.







#10 Mogalin[29996]
cgowave-0-224.cgocable.net
Different... the big scourge and 'chuting Lurkers were funny... but most of the pics (if u look on the minimap) weren't even from the real game, doh!
#11 youallsuck![30001]
s007n206.csun.edu
fuck you and your lame report. ill meet you in bw any day bitchass.
#12 [30003]
136.2.1.101
I liked it just because it was different. I have read and rated over 5 or 6 or 8 hundred battle reports, so variety and humor are greatly encouraged. I am looking forward to version 2.
#13 Talon[30006]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
I didn't read it but whatever.
#14 [z]RubberDucky[30009]
dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net
Heh, I thought about doign this once but decided the file would be huge. Instead I waited to see if someone did somethingin flash, and they did so i did it to =p


Anyway funny report, i liked it =]


#15 |]agomar[30413]
gateway.ncdsb.com
Dude, this thing is totally tubular!
#16 jimmy[133840]
144.139.221.217
funny

NJ




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