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#1 ::nobody::[31040]
dt0f4n84.san.rr.com
Of course I will get my own first comment, silly!
Hope you liked it!
Ciao!
::nobody::


#2 Talon[31041]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
2nd 2nd 2nd!!!!! YES!!! MY NAME WILL FOREVER BE ENGRAVED ON THIS SITE AS THE ONLY PERSON TO GET SECOND COMMENT ON A NOBODY REPORT!
#3 Negative Creep[31042]
pool-209-138-61-14.dlls.grid.net
The Calvin and Hobbes theme is cool, good work!
#4 +Srwuio+[31043]
spider-wb061.proxy.aol.com
Calvin and Hobbes==own

That was a great idea

#5 Talon[31044]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Nobody oans
#6 [31046]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
Sharander has such a sexy belly!

Calvin and Hobbes & Bloom County = best comic strips ever =]

nobody = oan =]

probe = gay =[





#7 Dialtone_[31047]
xtr900.x-treme.gr
::Nobody:: you rule ans suck for the same reason...just today i was pllaning on making a report on the userfriendly comic strip :(

As for the report,i'll just say this:
"you be makink very good report"


#8 ::nobody::[31048]
dt0f4n84.san.rr.com
Talon: hehe 2nd = gosu
Bob: Shar's belly is damn sexy =P you oan!
Dialtone_: thanks, and I'm sorry =/ didn't mean to snuff ur idea.
Srwuio and negative creep: thanks!
Ciao!
::nobody::




#9 TheCabbit[31049]
bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com
Well I feel gosu, I got in the first digits... THIS IS GOSU!
#10 Dialtone_[31050]
xtr900.x-treme.gr
Oh by the way,i read your rant,well thought if you want my opinion,although i do have my disagreements(lots actually).I'll go fight evil now,bye...
#11 ::nobody::[31052]
dt0f4n84.san.rr.com
Dialtone: ooh, I'm glad u visited the link =) if you want to tell me your opinions, e-mail me at theonlynobody@hotmail.com like I said before it tho, I have lots of disagreements with it and i wrote it! =P

As for the report, I'm glad u all liked it! =)
Ciao!
::nobody::



#12 Sp|nE[31055]
dialup0858-pri.voicenet.com
ah gj. as usual though i tend to have trouble understanding what is going on unless all the big pics describing battles have a little picture of the mini map showing where everything is going on =P. that would be nice for us brain damaged folks.

but nontheless it was a great idea w great pics and nice writing ... the usual eh? =]

9.5



#13 The.Confessor[31056]
user-2ivel56.dialup.mindspring.com
OMG this OWNED and OMG Mog, u dissapoint me, raar! Nobody, plz write all my future reports so i can get all 10s too. ^^
-The.Confessor

#14 psionic_jedi_ (now using PsIoNiC~ZeRgLiN)[31057]
sdn-ar-002nypougP268.dialsprint.net
Calvin and Hobbes own your bonez
#15 S^O[31058]
spider-wn082.proxy.aol.com
omgay, its only the second post and already like a million comments. probably a million more before i finish this comment. lalalalalalalleleelelelelelellolololoolululululululululu okay, im dun. Now i gota read it. and ther will proably be a billion more comments by the time im done reading this, making it impossible to comment on how great you probably did. god i just wasted a lot of time....
#16 wallabystein[31060]
ip123.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net
holy crap, man, this kicked ass! What's with you and your skills? Did you make a deal with Satan? Is that it? God your sick! SICK! Anyway, you know it would have been better with me in it.. I guess now that you're done this one we can start trying to play a BR worthy game again.. Did you know that you're my inspiration? In everything, I mean. When I go grocery shopping I ask myself "Would Nobody buy firm or extra-firm tofu? Does he prefer Prem to Spam?" Anyway, very nice work, it 'oanz'
#17 [31067]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
Did someone say this BR "OANED" yet?
#18 Shampoo[31070]
24.65.81.66.on.wave.home.com
lol probe finally got whats coming to him

i played with probe many times but he always seemed semi-nice to me though

this has got to be the best br ever!

Such an original idea
:nobody: make your next report based with pics from the anime/manga Ranma 1/2 if u know about it that would oan

#19 Microman[31071]
203.12.221.212
User Friendly and this report both OAN!
Linux also oans, pitty no starcraft yet :(

Nobody: u so gosu :P
Die Probe!

Microman :P
#20 GiZmOKiD[31076]
194.170.2.34
omg omg omg!

u make jealous!

sheesh

./me feels inferior :(

First of all, i LOVED the theme!, it was just perfect...great idea man, splendid!

err..duh..Mog got owned again, can we have something new next time? :P


great stuff!

btw, what programs do u use to make these BRs and err...how much time to u take (hourS) to make a "nobody style" BR ?

later

keep it up

#21 Fractal_Wave[31080]
24.64.215.34.bc.wave.home.com
Nobody's my hero.

Maarrrrvelous work man. Keep it up.

die probe
;)

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#22 Drefsab[31081]
rc71.Rmax1.globalsite.net
Nice graphical work and a wonderfully original idea. A well deserved 10. :-)

Cheers,
Dref
#23 [31083]
1Cust121.tnt15.atl2.da.uu.net
Calvin and Hobbes>all
#24 Sharandar[31090]
199.94.75.149
I'm so humbled by the majesty in which Nobody presents me =P Damn man, this report was just amazing. Nob makes me look all gosu =P. Well, gotta say...probe got what was coming to him. Freak wouldn't shutup all game =). Tigers always have a plan.

Sharandar
#25 Dyslexic_Zealot[31092]
199.94.70.58
Damn nobody, why don't you own just a little more?
#26 probe[31093]
dt121nb9.tampabay.rr.com
<font color=72> wtf am i cursed? NONE OF THE PICS WORK FOR ME
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY *runs off screaming yelling gay*

btw i oaned u all
and i invented oan, with ducky, so u should phear us
#27 p[31094]
dt121nb9.tampabay.rr.com
wtf am i cursed? NONE OF THE PICS WORK FOR ME
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY *runs off screaming yelling gay*

btw i oaned u all
and i invented oan, with ducky, so u should phear us


#28 probe[31095]
dt121nb9.tampabay.rr.com
oh nm, geocities is sucking incredible ammounts of anus right now, so nobody can view any geocities pictures or files anywhere

Whee.
#29 probe[31096]
dt121nb9.tampabay.rr.com
and one last thing, i was being sarcastic about all the commanding

i do that alot when i play with a partner i dont know, its sarcastic u fools

and nobody really lied about a lot of shit, just to make the br better, but i wont get in to that
#30 walllabystein[31098]
ip131.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net
OOK man this oosis so dubmb of me but I thought because bI was on the interrrnet that I would opost a thing ahere.

Nobody as you know I woas drukn eaolryire on BENT and It ohucht because I was connectied to the intermnet that I twould cofo to go to the istes and fpost thingks n a drunken mannnner@!

Wow, someobody in channel clan sx17 thought taht i was pretending to be drunk, and othoanother guy thought taht It was patheticxk to ben On a computaer whdile drunk but you have no idea ahow FUN itns is! realye I love doinfg this and I will drink HOOTCH and go no battle rnet ofter I'm gladn I didn't go hdto seeee the movie prnicess bride wiht my room matise tonight! Even thioguh thery said therey would be some godod looking igirls ther!@ but THtasi ok beacuse I don'
#31 wallabysetein[31099]
ip131.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net
ok realyly I doidnnt mena to paost tht last one!

WHant I wals gonna say ist hat I dno'nt tneed tot go and get girla s they came to me! because I was am wallabystein!~
oOK now I willt ell you what I dedi. I was playing agahem after you left ,n obydy and I woN! It was laddder on bmy friendins gacoount!@ He is now 1023! tahta is goodo because I wan a terna v zrerfg I WIDlhel while I was drunk! Arypoe you imperrsse? I think I would be because it's not easy@! I guesss Why I mam uyposteing everytwherer adrunk is because wI'v e never iused a computar wihile I wasd runk and it's reallyp lots' of fun! Yous should try it sometime nobobyd@! And you shoeld get otuhres to be drink as well because thetn weh cauld all go on drunk! Yaou and me and I _hateMaedecs!@ Yeoah, sorroro
onr
or yw
or we yo
or we colud
or wo
or we caul
or we could all be high or sometithng but maybe not becaus in the statse that's danguerouvs because there are strightter lAWS aAGiainste it! there

OK SI would lik eto apoligivee
I AM apoligivisng
apa
ok
I am apologizing to the admins of this site for my d
drunken rampbling!@ Because it is wring I shouldn't do this onin publick buceause it's not a pkbilic thing unless your are in a bar and I mam not, decid
defintetly wrong!

AOt atni by the mawy, I ANd me my roomamate Ate a lott of borwenies! We welill hane to say 'sarry ' torrmmorrow I bet because thta's bad. Maybe we shold ever make some cookies or sometihng fyor the crest of the hous.


OK noboyd, I know yiou won't mind that I do this,... in fact you might evern find it pretty finny,... I'm not veryf drunk now.. bet I was when we were looking ant the sixy and thinkincg about hovw the claounds aroe so close to sUS!@ Me werer in a field and teh electiremtc thingcsa were himmuing relly lounid! I don't woant to get oeelelcetir
etel
electrocuted! That wolud be suxky! HUK HU KME korea! I lost to a keoreatn guy once, I think he was hakcing too caues he vnever scouted me.. Weired? Yes. Very. What a drunken reamixbling this has been woo!@ ID hope you find someithnnng like a sthred of coherency in there because I don't wanst to waste your time DONET REDA THEIS!
#32 wallabysetin![31100]
ip131.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net
HHAhh my reoomeate has browine! ALl over his shoues because we mabde a bigf mess. HIs socks I mean poor guy because he has socks g]coverede is chocaalate at least I HOPE it isaote that!@ HAHAHAH mady
maybe it's poop1!
#33 Heartcutter[31103]
adsl-63-198-40-138.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Great stuff. I'm baked and drunk right now, and happy off my rocker. So keep 'em coming. Loved it.

-HC

(Old English 800, the real man's choice)
#34 probe[31105]
dt121nb9.tampabay.rr.com
WHEEEEEEEEE THE PICS LOADED

gosh i cant believe i <b>oaned</b> that ahrd in the report

and once agian, it wuz all sarcastic

me > all
#35 Mogalin[31114]
cgowave-0-224.cgocable.net
OMG I wish I could have seen Probe die.. That would have been beautiful. And what was up with Gizmo's "Mog dies in all his BR's" comment?
#36 TerranTurtle[31118]
pc71dn03.fcc.net
Loved the report.
#37 ::nobody::[31120]
dt0f4n84.san.rr.com
Wallaby: u are sick man...sick! lol I bet you have the worst hangover right now....
probe: heh u did oan, but sure were obnoxious =P btw, what do you mean I "lied about a lot of shit"?? thats BS and you know it =/
Shar: u rule man!
Gizmo: it takes me quite a long time...I'd say 6 hours maybe. probably a little more.
everyone else: thanks!!!!!

now my comments section is spammed to the deep depths of Spam hell...but whatever =P
Oh yea, I'd reeeeeaally like 5 ratings =D i mean 2 10s is VERY cool, but 5 ratings gives it a little more validity.
thanks!
Ciao!
::nobody::
#38 T_Mac[31121]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-1046.idirect.com
Great job
#39 Dialtone_[31123]
xtr990.x-treme.gr
To Microman:Omg you read Userfriendly,where is this world coming to??? :P
#40 Mr.Mediocre[31127]
170.ippool.xville.multipro.com
amazing BR, but I have to say, I hate calvin and hobbes. But I love this BR. :D
#41 rabid fox[31131]
spider-wi013.proxy.aol.com
next time you should pit calvin and hobbs vs susie and Mr. bunn
#42 Wallabystein[31134]
ip152.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net
Hey man no I'm not terribly hung over but I do have a little bit of a head ache. I don't really get very hung over, but thanks for your concern, nobody. Anyway, wow it's fun going over all the havoc I wreaked last night.. did you get my billion bot mails yet? hahahhahaha Check out the tao of gaming starcraft forum..

#43 Axegrinder01[31143]
USR1HTC-112.DialUp.rrv.net
As always a wonderful BR. Question for you. How does dark swarm work? I thought it only worked against air attacks. You can't hit anything in the cloud, is that right??? Tanks can't pound you inside the swarm.If that is true, I am going to start using defilers a lot more than i do.
Thanks
Axe
#44 [31144]
a1-1c041.neo.rr.com
Dark swarm protects you from all missle attacks. That means all air units can't attack units inside the swarm, and any ground units with ranged attacks won't be able to hit units in the swarm either. (i.e. hydras, dragoons, marines, cannons) However, splash damage will still go through, so although tanks don't directly do damage, the splash will still be there. Against good players, dark swarm works the first time, then they adapt. I.e. if you're terran, make fbats, if you're toss, make zealots.. and psi storm still owns of course. :)

Oh, there was a report here? I guess it was okay...

..well, okay, seriously, I loved it! I always loved C&H and you fit the characters perfectly. Having Moe fall in the end was the perfect end to a near perfect report. :)

#45 Net_Wizard[31160]
xela.net.gt
Awesome report - Great Theme - Cool pics...and I told you Upgraded_Probe was an asshole! Keep up the good work.
#46 RoYaL~Loner_101[31166]
beth1ts3.md.us.prserv.net
nice good one ::nobody:: hey where did u get those pictures?

well make more pictures ,, i think that was the best BR ever!!but.... i still like drefsab's ones too!!

- RoYaL~Loner_101
#47 Sharandar[31181]
199.94.75.149
Oh, I forgot, jsut alittle note--
When Probe said I was playing like a newbie, he was right--but originally this game was a 2v2v2, not jsut 2v2. So I thought I'd have way more time than I really did =P But all was well in the end =)
#48 TF_Pop$[31240]
spider-tf052.proxy.aol.com
Nice job......you > Gosu. You are a superGOSU. I laughed, I cried, I wet my pants when Calvin and Hobbes won the game:)
#49 GiZmOKiD[31243]
proxya.emirates.net.ae
once again:

nobody = Gosu!
#50 question123[31244]
208.149.184.202
Really good work, the Calvin and Hobbes theme ruled. I love that strip, and I bow to your great skills =)
#51 Fox^1[31278]
csdi2-proxy.service.digital.com
Nobody: Sons of Starcraft I am Nobody.
Chobo: Nobody is 7 feet tall!
Nobody: So I've heard; owned men by the 100's and if he were here he would consume the Chobo's with Yamato Cannons from his eyes, and balls of acid from his arss!

NOBODY = 7 foot guy with big sword

10!

Fox^1
#52 I Hate Medics[31284]
sss18-12.inre.asu.edu
Perfect 10, I'm so proud. :_)
This report sure deserved it.
Although I have no idea what C&H is. :-
It still was really fun to read. :-)

Medics'
#53 probe[31289]
dt121nb9.tampabay.rr.com
haha im not an asshole
please fucking read you blind & braindead little bitch.

now im being an asshole because i hate fucking idiots.

i was being sarcastic in the game, because he was SOMEBODY I HAVE NEVER PLAYED WITH BEFORE!!
i am not like that normally, i just instantly figured it would be fun to act like i was the king, so i did.

Yes, it was originally 2v2v2, thats why i powered as hard as i did (tho i wouldve powered liek that anyways) and sharandar had the same plan, tho he lost his main which was stupid, and that caused me to flame him more later in the game :P



<font color=lime> IMMAGOD!

#54 Evire!![31301]
ip175.philadelphia12.pa.pub-ip.psi.net
Calvin and Hobbes > All of us
#55 <font face="impact" size="4" color="#00ffff">Warphead</font>[31313]
johnny.bath.ac.uk
<font face="courier new">Hmm... funny, I wasn't excessively impressived by the Calvin and Hobbes theme... sure, I love C&B, but I don't see how relevant that was to the report.

Just because you stick a label to something doesn't automatically make it that which you call it.

All in all, I would risk controversy and give this an <b>8</b>.</font>
#56 <font face="garamond" size="4" color="#ffff00">Warphead</font>[31314]
johnny.bath.ac.uk
<font face="courier new">
God, Impact font sucks @$$.
</font>
#57 ::nobody::[31347]
dt0f4n84.san.rr.com
Medics: you've never read C&H?!?!?!? OMG!! =)
Fox: how'd u know? =)
Probe: i still love you man =P
Warphead: well, sometimes themes dont fit perfectly, it is often just to spice up the report, although if you think about it (and know the players) the characters fit them very well...also, look at some other reports that get "8"s and then look at mine...you will see a considerable difference in quality, lenth, and effort. i promise. =)
Everyone else: you all RULE!!!!!!!! thanks!
Ciao!
::nobody::
#58 JSH[31436]
pmroch1-2.rconnect.com
Something under the bed is drooling.

It's me! Because this BR is amazing!

And if you don't like this BR, then you're a Weirdo From Another Planet!
#59 Krebster[31516]
spider-tp072.proxy.aol.com
Probe owns? yes
#60 ^Umadon^[31611]
206.78.139.185
Hehe, hey nobody, lol, great report. never seen a perfect "10" on br.com before, although i haven't been here in a while, good luck on future reports and games, maybe we can play again soon? anyway, have fun, and once again, good luck!
#61 Muerte[32018]
spider-th022.proxy.aol.com
Probe, you own, themed BRs own
Next time, maybe add funny alt text tho, I'm easily amused
Umadon: go to search, then 10.0, you'll find lots of em' there :]
#62 probe[33677]
242849hfc157.tampabay.rr.com
gawd
people are on such good crack that by the end of the report they think i did it
no people, i did not do it, but i'll post one of mine soon if i can ever obs a fucking GG =[

-probe
#63 aligma[41787]
acay01912235.acay.com.au
<tt>

::nobody::, j00 0wn.
C&H is cool
and ur reportin was sw33t>
*bing*
=ligz=
uve inspyred me.

#64 DeezNutz's Cat[46060]
slip-32-100-190-170.il.us.prserv.net
My name is also Hobbes.

Meow.
#65 <font color = red face = papyrus size=5>Casper...</font>[49353]
on-tor-blr-a58-01-332.look.ca
<font color=red face=papyrus size = 5>Wheee!!! Papyrus!!! I am an Egyptian!!!</font>
#66 BackStabingLiar[50048]
63.239.42.130
Great report, i think C&H was totally appropriate, with the backstabbing representing C&H getting back to being friends!

peace
BackStabingLiar
#67 BW-sux[51834]
spider-wa013.proxy.aol.com
This is a well made report that deaerved all the 10's it got.

10
BW-sux
#68 probe[52089]
242849hfc20.tampabay.rr.com
this is the report that sparked my cockyness
#69 DoomDragon[59148]
35-111.port2.gettysburg.supernet.com
I loved Calvin and Hobbes when it was still being written
:(.
At least the greatness of this report pays tribute to it :).

--DDoom
#70 someone[75241]
proxy3-external.ym1.on.home.com
damn you nobody, the pictures on your reports are always canceled!!!!!!
oh yea and i broke your favorite number
#71 javier[111143]
211.157.209.72
just testing
#72 probe[124761]
653470hfc92.tampabay.rr.com
hahahaah

wish the pics still worked

man this br rocked i remember that

oh the days of being 14 years old on bnet:[
#73 [131938]
202.56.253.180
gfhl[/.n./,ptyo0o-[py[;N/ hlkphoj[[/"]
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#74 GOKUGOHANMAN[134369]
kbl-vlis5330.zeelandnet.nl
U LIEK PAI?!?!? I LIEK VERYY MCUH !!
#75 SpeeD.DeMoN.[141916]
102.a.002.hob.iprimus.net.au
last Yay
#76 livingexception[142926]
pcp03797940pcs.wilmsc01.tn.comcast.net
titty biscuts. Oh how we all miss the anime ladies.

le



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