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#1 Mr.Mediocre[32070]
52.ippool.xville.multipro.com
hoped u liked it. :D
#2 Sid6.9[32072]
1Cust47.tnt2.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net
Well since I was supposed to post on the pink one, I will. Once again funny report, I'm sure Maynard was using the floating zergies of doom hack to float over all your pyramids. Hee hee hee this report was cool, okay so now where did that other ball go? Hmmm, it has got to be down here somewhere...
#3 Syndrome Zed[32075]
wmb6217-daley.neuro.emory.edu
Best newbie report I've ever seen! ;). BTW, you might need to check on the hiring practices at Mediocre Enterprises. I know what your thinking though, and BTW doesn't mean By The Way...it's Afgani for Big Tubular Weapon!! Just like the one in the picture.

Shame about Mr. Mediocre's portrait though. I look forward to the R&S rpt to find out its final fate...

#4 chu-chu-rocket[32081]
205.246.74.156
yuck you didn't wait for me


there should be a starcraft humor section so that reports like this don't get 4s


#5 T_Mac[32108]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-660.idirect.com
hehehe ownage
#6 [32113]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
this man needs to be in the HOF
#7 Mr.Mediocre[32123]
18.ippool.xville.multipro.com
thx for the comments guys, but only 6? I need some mo!
#8 Muerte[32125]
spider-tf053.proxy.aol.com
I posted on the blue one :-(
#9 Limp_Bizkit666[32129]
184-pool3.ras11.calan.agisdial.net
i love you
#10 SqueakyMonkey[32133]
osh1-58d.twcny.rr.com
The Red Meat folks beat you up? Who was it, that bastard Milkman Dan, or that freak Johhny Lemmonhead? I swear, they're gonna get their kneecaps blown off tonight.<p>
In the immortal words of Sam & Max from Sam & Max Hit The Road (<b>best game ever made, period!</b>),<br>
Max: <i>"If it weren't for the carefree atmosphere of this carnival, I'd be breaking kneecaps"</i><br>
Sam: <i>"You're a demonic little imp, Max."</i>


#11 Sp|nE[32136]
dialup0102-pri.voicenet.com
funny =]

GO READ MY BR AND COMMENT

#12 @}~MaKiTa~[32143]
spider-wj023.proxy.aol.com
I just can't find anything good to say about this BR. What the hell is this?!?!?!? It's horrible
#13 BAZOOKAMOE7[32148]
adsl-63-200-48-86.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
hey mediocre, did you build those units with fat asses and the ones that fart white shit? i love those. if you had build those, along with the flying dicks, you surely would have owned.
LOL
#14 Someone[32149]
wora1p90.trib.com
Um... HAHAHA!!!! funny.
#15 Krebster[32151]
spider-tk083.proxy.aol.com
Some people dont appreciate refined dignified humor.
#16 Zorglub[32169]
cindy.kollegienet.dk
This is hilarious!!
Real Humor!!
#17 D$^Gob_X[32213]
ns.wsd1.org
Should've built those balloons to clear way for the birds to get in and drop the balls on the all the zergs he built.
Good report, at first I was scared, but then it all came together, was that guy that gave the comment about u being newbie seriious? What does gg mean again, cuz they always say they make more bigger zergs than my terrans and my big building goes boom, maybe it's in the dictionary............
#18 Maynard[32216]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
ACK! That game was sooooo unfair!!! You totally lost man! I won and you lost! Face it! Muahahahah! I'm the best starcraft player ever!
#19 Maynard[32217]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
You lost even with your incesant hacking! HAHAHA! I am the greatest ever!
#20 Limp_Bizkit666[32219]
40-pool2.ras11.calan.agisdial.net
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you should have built units that squirt yellow stuff out of thier urethera and the otheer ones that has a monkey that you spank growing out of their mid-sections...


they are cool...you know, the ones that are equippeed with a lighted grass on their hands? yeah, yeah, that's it!!!


anyways, i loved yer report..

now to <font size="6" color="red">STFU!!!!!</fon't size="6" color="red">

byeya

<font size="1" color="red">p.s- stfu= Stop That Funnyass shit Up!!!</font size="1" color="red"> hehe
















#21 Limp_Bizkit666[32221]
40-pool2.ras11.calan.agisdial.net
ooops, i made a booboo

stfu= Stoned Totally by Fucking an Ugly toad!!!

hehe
#22 Mr.Medioce[32227]
143.ippool.xville.multipro.com
hehe, thanks for the comments guys. :D
#23 davidff7[32228]
152.san-francisco-03-04rs.ca.dial-access.att.net
that was funny as hell. dammit my cheeks hurt im laughing to hard. oww theyre gonna hurt a long time.. goddamnit theres tears coming out of my eyes im laughing so hard.. er.. good report. deserves an 11 for humor!!
#24 Fox^1[32240]
zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com
This report is a 9 for humor and would be a ten, but the picture of the handsome guy you put at the bottom wasn't there. "They don't have metal to cut through diamond" LOL!

Fox^1
#25 maynard[32335]
cs2891-128.austin.rr.com
satanooid ownz bonez
#26 Breeze[86365]
62.176.93.129
Ownage, your two "Grinding the corn of destiny" reports are the funniest reports ever, nothing comes close
#27 mememe[96849]
spider-wd061.proxy.aol.com
Breeze, read Cynical Magician's Grab Bag and Dodging the Parabola Fish
#28 Dammenation VII[106371]
wnpgas14-p63.mts.net
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe! you're funny.
#29 Brutal Pikachu[113993]
ckvl-dsl3-t133.citlink.net
Damn you Mr.Mediocre! I've been sick day and just read this. Was laughing so much my nose started bleeding when I had to blow it! Grrrr! I *hate* nose bleeds!

Pika Pika?
#30 Mr.Mediocre[114013]
149.149.205.38
pikachu you bitch! send me those screens!
#31 PeaceableGhost[155249]
198.109.221.15
The random report feature rockeths.
#32 Convider[163421]
74.12.121.184
Indeed. This report is a jewel :)



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