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#1 Mr.Mediocre[32413]
81.ippool.xville.multipro.com
hope you like it, the next one will be out in no less than a week.
#2 [z]RubberDucky[32414]
dfiatx106-090.dsl.gtei.net
First non-author comment made by a shiny yellow bathtoy!
#3 [z]RubberDucky[32416]
dfiatx106-090.dsl.gtei.net
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Funny


#4 [32417]
1Cust73.tnt1.rdu1.da.uu.net
I should probably mention that after owning Anathema with GOLIATH THUNDER (tm) on Dire last night I had pretty much no doubt as to the outcome of this game.
#5 Sync[32418]
209-30-240-166.flash.net
Cool report, keep it up M.M =)
#6 lazerouth[32419]
209-30-240-166.flash.net
Nice, I give it an 8. Orc owns me =(
raar!
#7 Talon[32423]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Orc owned the game, but the funny pictures and theme make up for it =D
#8 Drefsab[32425]
rc37.Rmax1.globalsite.net
Okay, this was a good report even though it was a total beatdown. Some decent screen shots (although they could have showed some more action... where was the screen shot of anathem's troops getting stasised?) and good writing.

Now I have to do some complaining. If you're gonna do a theme report, do a theme report. Don't half ass it. Aside from the R&S pictures that you pasted over the your screenshots there was virtually no ties between Ren & Stimpy and this battle report.

Anyone can copy and paste jpegs off an R&S website into a battle report. A true master of the theme report intertwines a mini Ren & Stimpy storyline with a battle report. That what I was expecting to see in this report.

Now don't get me wrong. You write good, easy to follow reports, but in this particular "theme" report. The Ren and Stimpy antics distracted from the report instead of added to it.

Anyway, don't take my criticism to heart, I am just one man. I hope my advice was decent and you are able to use it to help you in your next R&S report.

Cheers,
Dref










#9 dr_scribble[32426]
proxy11.ykt.prodigy.net
hey man great report. i'd luv to be in u'r next ren and stimpy report, btw who the fuck r they? although i'm i'm not the best i'm always around b-net my s/n is dr_scribble. and my e-mail is dr_scribble123@yahoo.com. later
#10 Mr.Mediocre[32427]
118.ippool.xville.multipro.com
Hey thanks Dref. I understand what you mean, and next time I'll apply it. dr_scribble, if you dont know who ren and stimpy are then you can just go slit your throat right now, because I coming to kill you as I speak.

*and the reason it was a beatdown was cuz Stimpy is always getting smacked around, but he alwasy wins, and AnathemA actually "officially" won that game.

#11 [32428]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
I want to see Ren and Stimpy again
#12 [32429]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
Anyone know where I can buy some of the original Ren and Stimpy episodes?

The good ones, like Space Madness, before nickelodeon fucked them up.

p.s. Mediocre for HOF



#13 chu-chu-rocket[32430]
205.246.74.156
I agree Mediocre for HOF he should definitely be in next month's poll.

If he isn't, there will be some repurcussions or some other big word.

#14 +AnathemA+[32432]
sdn-ar-009azphoeP241.dialsprint.net
FU ALL - any br's with me in them should be given negative scores. might i mention that i knew it was slaughter and attempted to leave mutliple times only to be whined at by everyone in the game... you people with your "skill."
#15 +AnathemA+[32433]
sdn-ar-009azphoeP068.dialsprint.net
FU ALL - any br's with me in them should be given negative scores. might i mention that i knew it was slaughter and attempted to leave mutliple times only to be whined at by everyone in the game... you people with your "skill."
#16 +AnathemA+[32434]
sdn-ar-009azphoeP068.dialsprint.net
fuck me, even my commenting managed to be gay(damned isp...)
#17 Blank[32438]
53.hartford-11-12rs.ct.dial-access.att.net
heheheh Orc owns :)

looks like all those a-x gay pool side parties (err, I mean rigorous training... yeah...) has paid off :)

err, or something

Blank




#18 [32439]
dialup0756-pri.voicenet.com
im gay
#19 Sp|nE[32440]
dialup0756-pri.voicenet.com
hehehe that was me, just playin around =]

that elite hax0r guy was right though, ya oughta fix it
#20 OrcManiac[32444]
modemcable036.111-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
Hehehe cool =) mass arbiter is the shit :O. Hey ana dont worry about me having time to write orc with pylon i did worst last night. I exped to the toss nat when I was zerg rofl and I sunekned it the guy was like omfg !!!!!hahaha
#21 <marquee width="50" scroll rate="10">[{o}]</marquee>[32445]
dialup-209.244.178.112.NewYork2.Level3.net
Mr. Med ownez your bonez yadayada. Now also chu-chu-, Mr. Med's apprentice in weird humor also will soon ownez your bonez yadayada.
#22 Tariq[32446]
yul44.dialin.netaxis.ca
Could this report own any harder?
#23 T_Mac[32450]
on-tor-blr-a58-01-1123.idirect.com
omfg, i wanna be in your next one! too bad blanks not on for me to beat on ;)
#24 T_Mac[32451]
on-tor-blr-a58-01-1123.idirect.com
dis funny btw
#25 [32453]
1Cust117.tnt15.atl2.da.uu.net
We have an easy way of fixing that Spine. We ban people that impersonate raters. No, I'm not going to ban you, but if it became a habit...
#26 Mr.Mediocre[32454]
148.ippool.xville.multipro.com
fucingisnghi dighi sgh sdig hsaidhgi 7!?!?! Oh well, thanks for the comments guys! tmac, you've got the spot.
#27 SqueakyMonkey[32455]
osh1-7ae.twcny.rr.com
Rock on, Mr. Mediocre. Not only did your new BR beat mine (.5 points, what the hell...), but Ren and Stimpy rule. The best episode by far is "Cousin Sven." When Ren's Swedish Stimpy-esque cousin comes to visit.<br>
Stimpy: <i>"Ooo, what's that?"</i>
Sven: <i>"Oh, dat's me yar of spit! I've been saving all my spit since I vas a lad."</i><br>
Intellectual entertainment at it's finest.
#28 The.Confessor[32458]
user-2iveh4q.dialup.mindspring.com
Hmm, I for one see that you have a lot of talent for BR writing, can form great pics as well as write fairly well. However, to be frank I find the themes you use detract from the game itself, as Dref said (dref u rox btw) sometimes there seems to be no relation whatsoever. Other times there is too MUCH relation. Just my 2cents (oh yeah, and im not so sure about how u did the final scores thing) great report anyways!
-The.Confessor
#29 Muerte[32463]
spider-to053.proxy.aol.com
Yeah, I agree w/Confessor and Dref, though you are a talanted writer, work on interweaving the theme into your BRs, so that no part of the report doesn't go with the theme. Unless it's a lame theme, then it's better to kill it now and never speak of it again... (*cough*statueofMark4*cough*)
Btw, don't whiz on the electric fence :]
#30 Fox^1[32467]
zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com
I still say that the report would be better with that handsome guy at the bottom ;)

Ya Mr.M the theme thing, well ya know. =]

Fox^1
#31 AdmiralPlinko[32471]
clarc-dhcp-126.cc.rochester.edu
Great idea, but I agree that you need to integrate the theme more. It didn't have that "insanity" that we remember from the show. Other than that, I'm looking forward to the next one, and all I can say is:
<I>"WHAT'LL WE DO 'TILL THEN?!?"</I>
#32 ST[32488]
209.176.100.133
Ehhh... what EXACTLY happened to Orc's carriers at the end?!? That was never made clear! Or was it just a disconnect or something that I read over and it didn't click in? :P
#33 SqueakyMonkey[32522]
osh1-618.twcny.rr.com
I'm suprised I didn't think of this sooner:<br>
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HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
LALALALA HMM HMM
BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH HMM HMM
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY JOY!<br>
I love that song.
#34 Drefsab[32526]
rc69.Rmax1.globalsite.net
haha Muerte,

Come on, the statue is one of my best gags since I've posted here. I <i>have</i> to use it and abuse it for everything its worth. Of course, if Confessor keeps threatening to kill me every time I bring it up, I may have to quit... :-)

Dref
#35 .....[32531]
spider-ta013.proxy.aol.com
OMG! AnathemA beat Hilbs? Hilbs knows what that means...
#36 Mr.Mediocre[32532]
88.ippool.xville.multipro.com
Orc actually knew he had the game in the bag, so he surrendered just for the fun of it. Yeah, thanks for the comments guys, next time I'll try and get the theme and the actual game more intertwined, look forward to it. :D
#37 Dausuul[32556]
hill-d-153.resnet.purdue.edu
A carrier attack? What's with that? When your control of the game is that thorough, you shouldn't use carriers. You should use arbiters. That's the only reason they have a weapon--so you can demonstrate your utter scorn for a lame-ass player by killing him with them.

Of course, that's assuming you don't go with the tried-and-true probe drop.

Hey--how about using arbiters to recall your probes into the enemy base? The arbiters provide anti-air support for the probes!
#38 Dausuul[32557]
hill-d-153.resnet.purdue.edu
Or, if you're Zerg, you can send in queens and overwhelm your enemy with a horde of broodlings.
#39 <MARQUEE BGCOLOR="#32CD32"><h1>The Spin Doctor</H1></MARQUEE>[32852]
bess-proxy3.nashville.k12.tn.us
HA Ha Ha
#40 Cody Flynn[32919]
70.ippool.xville.multipro.com
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#41 JawaAvenger[67065]
d7-69.hntnny.optonline.net
Rummaging around out BRs...

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I can teach your gramother to suck an egg!
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etc, etc, etc...

BTW...


Last Comment
9/21/00
#42 Anathema[146829]
ip68-106-58-118.ph.ph.cox.net
christ, i remember being that bad



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