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#1 <font color="red">Khorne</font>[32686]
198.174.18.110
1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2 Tariq[32687]
198.168.49.221
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee's bbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccckk

I think I'll make a little ladder run to 8(

#3 Pitt[32688]
res6486.student.nd.edu
Probe sux0r :)
#4 Fox^1[32689]
zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com
Wait a sec isn't..... forget it.

Fox^1

#5 [32691]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
heh
Mark=Goon Whore
#6 [32693]
strangers.bragg.army.mil
And now for a little bit of nostalgia:

"This AQD3 guy sucks. All he ever does is make goons"-Mark4

=]



#7 Fox^1[32696]
zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com
Hahah Mark. You make me want to write an all text report, just because you do it so well. My hats off to you! This report could easily be over a 9.

Fox^1

#8 JSH[32697]
pmroch1-9.rconnect.com
Hehe I remember that comment. :)
#9 [32702]
relay.atinc.com
He's a good reporter Mark... you should leave him alone. Either that, or you and I should play vs him and 1BadMamaJama. One of those two might work.
#10 [32703]
strangers.bragg.army.mil
I think he sucks. But I don't want to play vs BadMamaJama, he's a bad ass!
#11 ~Slayangel~[32704]
hscline.med.navy.mil
I was really able to identify with this report. My ladder best is 1059 and I got a vicarious thrill in seeing this ugraded_probe scum get a taste of justice. BZ = Bravo Zulu = good job!

P.S. Is there a central s!@# list of bad manner types out there somewhere? Start a clan of vigilante types who love to spank bad manner types and I'll be the first to join!



#12 [32705]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
I'm looking forward to this match:

Mark4/YourRoleModel vs AQD3/1BadMamaJama

I'll BR that's a sure thing.



#13 Fox^1[32706]
zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com
HAHAHAHA I would love to observe that one.
LOL!!

Fox^1




#14 [32708]
136.2.1.101
Nice report Mark4/ADQ3
#15 D$^Gob_X[32709]
ns.wsd1.org
Good report, it wasn't flashy but the story was there. Good job, dragoons=own!
#16 [32710]
Mark4 is like a runaway train. If you don't stop him right away you have no chance. That was some damn good use of storm. Sheeeeit.

Very well written as always!

#17 Silent Strike[32713]
201.freehold-08-09rs.nj.dial-access.att.net
Haha

"How to pimp slap Upgraded_Probe Chapter 1"
Mark = the man


#18 [z]RubberDucky[32716]
dfiatx106-090.dsl.gtei.net
Get off your butt and write the Rook's Corner report mark4, it's been like 3 weeks since the last one.
#19 [32718]
strangers.bragg.army.mil
I'm contemplating what parts to censor out of the interview right now....
#20 The.Confessor[32721]
user-2ivehnq.dialup.mindspring.com
Hmm, since i suck at toss, no comments on the tactics you used, but plenty on what probe did:
1. Lurkers, especially against people like mark4, do NOT win games, the allow you to expand/power.
2. Once you realize you are going to lose you lings in his base (9 pool), use the last few and way point them around the base. Until he gets goons, they are a major pain in the ass to get rid off and great for recon, much better then letting them die
3. Expand expand expand, right after he morphed the first lurkers is the most ideal time to expand, while Mark was "busy" dealing with the lurkers, TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT, hes not going anywhere for a while.
Other than that, i like the temp drop on his peon line while you were razing his expansion, very nice. GJ!
-The.Hacker... errrr.. Confessor
#21 playgedaed[32727]
labs169192.langara.bc.ca
newbie heaven..................
#22 [z]RubberDucky[32731]
dfiatx106-090.dsl.gtei.net
Still contemplating? I figured you'd be to amazed and would just forget to post it for a few months.
#23 Drefsab[32732]
rc69.Rmax1.globalsite.net
Good job Mark, My 56k thanks you :-)

DRef
#24 probe[32735]
242849hfc188.tampabay.rr.com
umm mark
can you possibly lie anymore?
i did NOT curse at you, not once, you lieing bastard.

i was being sarcastic about disconecting, i have NO disconects on my ladder name (i think) i have never discoencted on purpose, and i even used a gay wink smiley ( ;) ) after saying it, which had a discussion about meaning joke or playful on shocks awhile ago.

Sigh, whatever man, i dont give a shit about ladder, i knew i was going to lose again because i was playing like shit that night, but i just wanted to play

and thanks to your gay ass, im not posting another report

Whee!

fuck you.
#25 probe[32736]
242849hfc188.tampabay.rr.com
by the way
three 8's and a 9 ?

people have always sticked their noses and just about their entire head so far up your ass its pretty funny

whatever man, i was actually being nice to you last night and all you do is fucking act like a prick

jerk
#26 Sp|nE[32745]
dialup0345-pri.voicenet.com
actually i have to back probe up here, i remember seeing him come out of that came with you and him seeming pretty quiet, not really cursing or being his usual obnoxious self. he also said he really sucked that night and that he expected to lose.

and yes, we know that ppl stick way too much of their body up his ass

br was still good though.. even with the several "bends of the truth"
#27 +srwuio+[32747]
spider-tm012.proxy.aol.com
Another AQD3 report...Nice job Mark, it's about time you posted another report. Damn, I want to see the rooks corner too...I need to see how bad Ducky destroyed Whoop.
#28 RS.anime(RS)<FONT COLOR=00FF00></FONT>[32748]
sfe-nm6-136.ix.netcom.com
Nice mark.
#29 probe[32749]
24161239hfc08.tampabay.rr.com
wow, thanks sp|ne =D
#30 [32751]
So you didn't actually intend to disconnect. Considering your past behaviour I wouldn't put it past you. Maybe you didn't curse at me. I don't have SSs or anything, so I'll concede that maybe you were just whispering highly annoying things to me.

I did not lie. I said what happened as I saw it. Be as pissed as you want, I really don't care.
#31 Talon[32758]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
"i did NOT curse at you, not once, you lieing bastard."
-probe
#32 Blank[32760]
247.hartford-01-02rs.ct.dial-access.att.net
Bastard isn't a curse word, if that's what your implying:)

Blank

I luv probe!

mark4 is a one eyed peg-legged girl with stubble for a beard. There's a quote you won't see below the banner :P

#33 [z]RubberDucky[32762]
dfiatx106-090.dsl.gtei.net
Now thats a disgusting picture.
#34 [MrFurious][32765]
bha3-s24.mtl.colba.net
Mark,

Just like in the NTT debate, it would be nice if you would get screenshots of people when they curse or threaten to disc. Because you are high in the SC public eye, peeps will always be divided between those who believe you and those who want to catch you on the wrong side of a lie. (Anyone remember the NTT debacle?)

There is an old saying "if you can't say something good about someone..." It goes doubly so for someone with so many enemies...

Cheers,
MrFurious
#35 JoLLy~TeAcuP[32766]
proxy3-external.elcjn1.sdca.home.com
this is a pretty high rating for this kinda br =o
#36 Mr.Mediocre[32769]
86.ippool.xville.multipro.com
I think its great how everyone has these little 'moral dilemmas' seemingly all directed at Fran, and you know that hes just laughing his ass off, because I dont think he really gives a damn. Hell, if I was Mark, I'd be writing whole BRs that are just lies......er wait....I do that already.......
#37 [32772]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
I'd give this a 7 if I could.
#38 Sp|nE[32774]
dialup0236-pri.voicenet.com
7 + 1.2 for all the times mark sucked on the other raters ..

yeah

cock
#39 Talon[32785]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Everyone knows bob will scu the rating so they hurry up and give it 8's and 9's.
#40 Slips[32790]
CWIP-T-010-p-97-205.tmns.net.au
Oh boy oh boy oh boy! I can't wait till the 1.08 patch so AQD3/Mark4 can do the ladder and hopefully write up reports on it! Whee!
#41 Limp_Bizkit666[32807]
137-pool1.ras11.calan.agisdial.net
you guys aree wierder then my transvetite brother/sister/father/mother, who likes to stick his arms up people's mouth!!!!!

HAHAHA
i'm thee KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!

and NTT is an acronym for No Touch Tonight!

i think..

and probe rulees ass...the way Mark likes....hehe

anyways, byeya

p.s-i observed a game betwee, mark4/acq3/yrm VS. 4pooler/Big_penis/fls-prozerran

it was a fun game, so fun in fact, it seemed like a 2v1...hehe

byeya
#42 Tariq[32816]
198.168.49.221
Probe if you stop posting report I'll make sure you burn.
#43 [32817]
strangers.bragg.army.mil
Yeah, I'm sure we'll all really miss the last ten spam reports probe posted =p
#44 [32818]
strangers.bragg.army.mil
Bottom line, what happened here is that Probe got his ass handed to him and it hurt his feelings. When he reads the report the next day he starts making wild accusations about my integrity.

He admits he says he threatened to disconnect. No lie there, just plain bad manners. He says he never cursed at me. The highly annoying spam he kept whispering to me fits into the "cussing out" category for me. I can not recall if there were actual curses in there. Whatever. I could have been a bigger liar Probe. I could have said you actually played with some skill. =]

As far as the rating for this report, look at the report Silnt posted just above this one. Similar subject, equally well written, all text report, and it has a higher rating. Enough said about that.
#45 Ronin~[32821]
stn04.esf.edu
hehe, now other people dont like mark. how cool is this

#46 probe[32825]
242849hfc204.tampabay.rr.com
ok besides the fact that mark4 is a one race wonder,....

i played like shit that night.
what i meant to say was though, i whispered him "nark nark " TWO TIMES!!!! i whispered
nark
nark
NARK NARK!

then i believe i asked for a game, and he agreed
he was pleasant in the game and channel, yet on here he simply brags about beating me? If i suck that much, why did you report it? Nobody likes reports of people beating newbies. Or maybe you know im good, and you know i played like shit, so you want to brag about it "i beat probe whee!"


yeah yeah whatever mark you're a moron.

#47 [z]RubberDucky[32827]
dfiatx106-090.dsl.gtei.net
Bah I think probe is better than mark. Even though the both own me, I come closer to beating mark. Vs probe my only salvation is lcokdown his bc.
#48 [32828]
strangers.bragg.army.mil
Oh get over it Probe. You would have played better if you hadn't spent the first ten minutes of the game spamming me with your annoying chatter =]

I reported it for the same reason I report all the "AQD3" series games. To relate my ladder experiences, teach people what I do, and ask for suggestions for improvement.
#49 Drefsab[32832]
208.196.35.239
Aside from the knocks on Probe, this really was a good report. The tactics Mark related on fighting lurkers without detection and the two pronged assault at the end were well written and helpful.

Even though the last little bit about disconnecting may have been unecessary, there's still a lot of stuff in this report worth reading.

Cheers,
Dref
#50 [32833]
chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at
NTT is an asshole, probey isnt

7.
#51 King-Lewis[32845]
modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
HUK ^^ , nice report Mark. I think that on map like Fading Realm with not alot of expansion, Protoss got a better shot than zerg, coz the zerg cant really dbl exp easily. Good job on beating probe ! :)

Btw, Dont worry about probe, he just hate losing (Dont we just all hate losing ^^)

Good BR
8/10
#52 +AnathemA+[32860]
sdn-ar-010azphoeP279.dialsprint.net
i can't believe i read all of these fuckin' comments... the br, if true, was neat. it's a damned game, if your that pissed off about it then play him again, that is directed at both of you. i know alot of people who wholly dislike mark, i guess i'm lucky that mark hasn't pissed me off or i might actually start caring about losses and mockery over the net that is utterly meaningless in actuality. ok, i'm done, i could rant, but why sink lower?
#53 SuperGeneral[32861]
cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com
damn, people are REALLY stressed these last few weeks. If they say something, let it go right by you, because if you return, then they return ect. come on people, STFU!
#54 TF_Pop$[32876]
spider-tn064.proxy.aol.com
Nice game, I know I suck compared to almost all of you, but hey...I think that Mark could have killed the lurkers w/ lil or no loses if he would have made the lurkers unburrow and then attack w/ lots and goons.
#55 BluRReD[32881]
209.57.26.2
oh yea, i can back up that probe statement there Mark-o
I was in the nohunters channel once, and asked you a simple question, which i have to admit was kinda newbie like, because i was new to brood wars at that time. You acted all "to cool for the room" and thought you were some kinda celeb or something, and ignored me. I'm sure since your some kind of "gaming god" or whatever you like to call yourself in the "virtual world" while getting the piss beat out of you in the "real world", it would hurt your pride for someone to expose your lieing tendencies. I'm sorry you make yourself rest on such a pedestal and look down on others cause your some "bad ass, web site maintaining, game god" or whatever, but face it, in reality, your what we call in the real world an asshole. Thanks for taking the time to read this, and,

Get Bent.
#56 KINDALIKEURFACE[32884]
spider-wa031.proxy.aol.com
well mark4 wins again. And probe it is just a game. games are supposed to be fun. Nice report mark4
#57 Slips[32889]
CWIP-T-010-p-96-4.tmns.net.au
Wierd, I thought Mark4 had military training in the real world? If anyone was to beat the piss out of him in the real world, they must either be completely suicidal or heavily armed with nuclear explosives.
#58 WilliamWC3[32896]
huru27.wuh.wustl.edu
Nice Mark4, but can't you get 50+ comments with out pissing everyone off? I dunno, a gg at the end of the report would have been nice but everyone knows that you wrote it and were one of the players and are therefore a little biased. Plus I think all reports are embellished (except mine of course) just a little bit. Anyway gg to the both of you if it hasn't been said yet and I call dibs on the rematch! Me Watchy Me Watchy ME MONKEY BOY!!

WC3
#59 WilliamWC3[32897]
huru27.wuh.wustl.edu
Nice Mark4, but can't you get 50+ comments with out pissing everyone off? I dunno, a gg at the end of the report would have been nice but everyone knows that you wrote it and were one of the players and are therefore a little biased. Plus I think all reports are embellished (except mine of course) just a little bit. Anyway gg to the both of you if it hasn't been said yet and I call dibs on the rematch! Me Watchy Me Watchy ME MONKEY BOY!!

WC3
#60 Johnny_Vegas[32905]
pool0257.cvx24-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net
Hey this is funny. We all know Mark owns probe though, wake up people. Probe is a young kid that plays 24 hours a day, Mark4 is a smart adult trained in the tactics of warfare, and plays probably 3 hours a day max. Mark4 wins with intelligence, probe wins because of learned skill, and tons of gaming experience.

Unfortunately probe is better than me, so I guess I'm an idiot. =[

Kakaka monkey boy!
#61 [32907]
pool0257.cvx24-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net
Whoaaa, where is my staff tag.
#62 {SA}Raider[32916]
intergate.exeter.edu
Hmmm, I believe the time probe lost to me he said he was playing like shit too........ Anyone see a pattern here?

{SA}Raider
#63 {SA}Raider[32917]
intergate.exeter.edu
Mark could be a little nicer thou. We all could use some love. Uuuum... love.....

{SA}Raider
#64 Mantra![32931]
dialup-a-83.mint.net
Its a game people.
#65 Sp|nE[32946]
dialup0728-pri.voicenet.com
go mantra go
#66 PROBES FATHER[32992]
SKT2B105-34.splitrock.net
probe if n e thing in that report is true ...... ur A) a fucking newbie ass whore and i will ladder you [iam 1246 right now] and b} you should have owned him ... learn to switch techs on a toss ...... muta/hydra/gaurd/ling get it 1 unit doesn't win games .....

fucking newbie ..... email is zerokewlio@hotmail.com ill show your faggiot ass what a good zerg is
#67 <B>Alexander Yoshi - Not Staff</B>[33289]
bgm-34-231.stny.rr.com
Sheesh you guys, you just simply cannot be quiet can you.

Mark4, nice report,
Probe, you should have dropped him, (And I mean with Overlords)
Mark4, You know is bad form to post about people cursing in BRs without screens, it just ruins the whole Jerry Springer type fun.
Probe, When someone wrongs you, post once correcting it then let the person alone, ok?

Well, thats what I think.
#68 Krebster[33379]
spider-wl023.proxy.aol.com
Everyone but me please shut up
#69 Matt4[40089]
199.18.80.28
Haha, Mark got beat by an old lady
#70 L'iLNips[Fatal][46401]
209.217.149.84
Probe=14 yr. cocky faggot whore dork..sad
#71 InfestedBashar[100576]
c2fa9775.adsl.oleane.fr
Why can't you just enjoy playing on b.net ? Why are you so proud and seek enemity as soon as someone says something wrong ? Just HAVE FUN !! And stop thinking winning is the only way to enjoy a game. You can be beaten, you can loose some precious rating points and enjoy it anyway.
#72 wakiki[154404]
cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com
Heh, this was mean. Whether you intended it or not, probe did get alot of "Probe=14 yr. cocky faggot whore dork..sad" insults thrown his direction :

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