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#1 The.Confessor[33404]
user-2iveh6d.dialup.mindspring.com
Sigh, remind me never to post a report following reports by Drefsab, ::nobody::, WilliamWC3 and Sp|ne =[ Hope you all enjoy, unfortantely due to the start of tennis season, these will be less frequent, probably once every one or two weeks. Till we meet on the battlefield, ciao!
-The.Confessor
#2 Mogalin[33407]
cgowave-0-225.cgocable.net
Ciao is gay, this report is not.
Me and Jigga` are 2-1.. pick me pick me! I'm too lazy to e-mail you so pick me!
Good report your pics are getting better every game!

#3 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[33408]
gateway.ncdsb.com
Good Job, but . . .

wwwwaaaah I'm tired of seeing the same units over and over again with the same strategies! How about mass devourers? Give me mass devourers! I want mass devourers!

Versus mass Arbiters! Give me tons of Arbiters, en masse! ARBITERS!

Don't worry, I'm just psycho right now. I'll relax just after I stop thinking of myself as a 3/4 eaten grapefruit with a foot-long stem that has no leaves on it.

OK, so, BRB







#4 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[33410]
gateway.ncdsb.com
OK, back, I now consider myself to be the kick ass human being everybody I don't know thinks I am.

Right, so, report was great, your graphix are getting better and better, plenty of suspense, reasonably famous players and nice writing. Little more humour woulda been cool, but nice work nonetheless!

<h6> But I've also hated that last graphic it's so gay I'll always hate it in the future DIE last graphic!

Shit I'm back to thinking I'm a grapefruit again. BRB





#5 |]agomar[33411]
gateway.ncdsb.com
Damn and blast, I meant to put that in small print. Allow me to swear:

&%#%$#!^

Oh, and this post means I'm back and no longer think of myself as a large vegetable.



#6 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[33412]
gateway.ncdsb.com
Or rather fruit.

Sorry for the new post but I shoulda put that yellow teg thingy here.

Oh heck delete all my the posts except for the second one! I promise I'll never think of myself as a grapefruit again! All hail Evil Eye Laser man!!!



#7 Tariq[33413]
198.168.49.221
wow jigga won without a cheese probe rush ^^
#8 Fox^1[33414]
zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com
|]agomar you are a grapefruit. ;) Confessor not bad, 1200+++ well I guess I better get myself out of the gutter so I can issue a challenge.
#9 Sp|nE[33423]
dialup0120-pri.voicenet.com
i would play but P v P is my worst matchup
#10 killer.on.486[33426]
194.170.163.8
Yes, Jigga` is a mpahacker
i was once in a 2v2 with him as his partner, and he always knew what to do.

This happened twice, he knew terran was seiging his cliff and without scouting he losed a reaver and a goon, and another time, he had all his goons near his natural, but then suddenly he moves all his goons in his base

At first i was confused and i didnt know y he did that, but then OL enter his base...

so, i know Jigga is a map hacker

Btw, me and Mogalin are 3-1, so choose me me ME!




#11 Tariq[33427]
198.168.49.221
killer plz be more lam jigga` doesnt maphack.
Its sad when newbie always cry about being hack when they don't know about skill.
#12 ][~praetor~][[33428]
pamu117.wuh.wustl.edu
killer,
that's such a load of goat shit. Jigga doesn't hack. A player with his skills and a map hack would be nearly impossible to beat and I know of ppl that have played and beaten him. Sometimes, a player will simply get a "hunch" and go with it. Once you've played enough games, you'll get a feel for whats about to happen. I've canceled expansions a few seconds before a turbo newbie and I've attacked at just the right time in several games. Does that make me a map hacker? I think not.
#13 Jummy[33431]
216.176.147.153
I'm too lazy to e-mail you as well, and I'm not good enough to play, I might be able to beat him but I'm too lazy to find out, but my friend DopeyPotatoe could take him, no problem.
#14 Drefsab[33439]
rc49.Rmax1.globalsite.net
Nice job Confessor. I think these King of the Hill reports do a great job on their own :-)

First, you might wanna watch those typos, there were a couple of very noticeable ones (i.e. froge).

However, overall this was a very good report. Nice job describing the action and you had some good screen shots in there as well.

<font size=6><b>8</b></font>

Cheers,
Dref
#15 Talon[33445]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
It's about time medix died >={
#16 Talon[33446]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
And by the way...

<font size=7>8!

=]

</font>
#17 Persian[33449]
proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com
Hehehe, hacker accusations! Cool! I don't understand what killer was saying because I don't think I've ever partnered him in 2v2 and I don't remember the games even if I did. But how would you know a terran's ledging you? Uhhhh...how about a tank taking a shot at your probes, an observer on the ledge, your partner getting ledged, seeing dropships in transit? Same is true with any drop.

Anyway, there's a lot of times where it's actually better not to scout. For example, if you playing vs zerg scouting expansions with anything less than 6-8 zealots probably isn't a good idea. In like 90% of my games they will expand to another main while you're taking your natural or shortly after. Therefore, in all my games I always run around to all the expansions with like 8 zealots to kill any naked hatches I find. If you scout with a probe first they'll almost certainly set up sunkens or move hydras to the area so your attack will fail.




#18 I Hate Medics[33450]
sss18-02.inre.asu.edu
As usual, I choked up. :-(
Good report tho' hehe..
And btw everyone, I was joking about the hacking thing..
Jigga`'s too good for me..
Killer, you're full of shit. :-(


Medics'
#19 IceD-TrEe[33454]
spider-wi062.proxy.aol.com
DAMMIT CONFESSOR PICK ME
I'll go all 6 rounds =)
#20 Sp|nE[33459]
dialup0628-pri.voicenet.com
PERSIAN IS A HACKER!!!
#21 Blank[33463]
71.hartford-08-09rs.ct.dial-access.att.net
Heheheh, ownage persian :) You can't lose King of the Hill until my comp fixes so I can play you ^^

It's not like we haven't played eachother 30 other times already :P

Ownage as always

Blank
#22 JPaikman/ObiWanJebroni[33466]
huru59.wuh.wustl.edu
Aww - Jigga's nothing. I would have whacked I_Hate_Medics from this county to the next. Yup, I would have knocked him down - and he ain't never getting up -

:-)

Resident Redneck

JPaikman/ObiWanJebroni
#23 Snakeyez[33467]
spc-isp-tor-uas-09-18.sprint.ca
haha these nhers acutally think that persain hacks he just owns too much :/

surpised to u won since toss vs zerg and not on temple! =[
#24 ::nobody::[33470]
dt0f4n84.san.rr.com
Bah!~ Medics owns! =) hehe
Nice report Confessor, they just keep getting better and better ( i hope my advice helped ) =)
I read the alt-text, and am always ready to help! what do you need help on now? I'd be more that happy to tell you what i can =)
Like I said, the report was great, and the pics are showing DEFINITE improvement =)
Ciao!
::nobody::
#25 Persian[33471]
proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com
Oh, there was alt+text, hehe, I have to go back and read it again then.
#26 Activus[33474]
sdn-ar-003nyrochP306.dialsprint.net
I'll be the next contender... Let's see if Jigga can handle me...

#27 DFA[33482]
spider-tf032.proxy.aol.com
HUK~Alt Text lyrics!!
#28 T_Mac[33483]
ts7-81t-12.idirect.com
bahaha styx :p
#29 :+:casper:+:[33490]
on-tor-blr-a58-01-1263.idirect.com
Damn you jigga` you methodical bastard. I still can't believe I lost that one on rivalry.
#30 L'iLNips[Fatal][33491]
209.217.149.211
All i got to say is thank God i learned how to use zerg....good report neways!!
#31 kindalikeurface[33492]
spider-wn083.proxy.aol.com

i love when someone says "map hack" i always take that as a complement. Killer you are a fucking idiot i have played jigga undera diffrent name and well lets just say he kicked my ass. But he is no hacker. I woul like to read about Iced-tree going at king of the hill. He kicked my ass real good a while back
#32 L'iLNips[Fatal][33493]
209.217.149.211
All i got to say is thank God i learned how to use zerg....good report neways!!
#33 [z]RubberDucky[33496]
dfiatx106-090.dsl.gtei.net
Confessor, I'll play Person 6 times for you under 6 different names, so that he can do it all ina quick 10-15 minute period?

=p
#34 OrcManiac[33497]
modemcable036.111-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
Yeah well guys Persian is a hacker cuz the other day he found my base with his first peon(i was 12 he was 6 thats impossible),i saw him cuz i had already peon at ALL exp. btw die conf i was suposed to play instead of that newbie/hacker persian
#35 :+:Ghar:+:[33501]
modem34.pm3-1pool.directinter.net
Kudos to Jigga` for his smackdown.

Great job to I_hate_Medics for lasting that long.

Nice reports. Good graphics and good report.

Killer.on.486 is a queer. He has no realization of skill. As mentioned above sometimes you just get a hunch, or you have an observer out a little quicker than usual. So what? Just because you can pull things off better and more precise than anybody else does not mean that you are a maphack. It means that you have skill. And people with this skill are probably tired of assholes like Killer.on.486 calling them hackers, just because they can play a good game.

:+:Ghar:+:
#36 Sp|nE[33507]
dialup0127-pri.voicenet.com
shut up you fools, dont you realize the truth?? he hacks!! and he is not 'strong'

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#37 Talon[33509]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
I volunteer to play jigga 5 times in a row so that he can win and get it over with. =[
#38 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[33527]
gateway.ncdsb.com
Actually Fox I now consider myself to be the anti-grapefruit. All fear the anti-grapefruit without the stem!

(coughs)

Cool comments. I love comments. Comments are fun, especially when they go with great reports like this =)
#39 D$^Gob_X[33537]
ns.wsd1.org
Jigga BGH any time..:=)
BTW:: Have u ever heard of NO HACK? It's a program that's about 80% accurate and finds all those map hackers! Uh oh, I just gave it out, damn!
#40 I_Had_Medics[33545]
cerebus.smc.edu
I WANNA BE ONE OF THE 6!!!

ME, ME< MEEEEEE!!!!
oh, please, please, plaeasdr!!!!!

i can evvewn taslk lik e wi was rearaly DRUNK!!!!

dosan' you wannnt tha tt i nyoearu batttel reoairttt?

hehe,

anyways, byeya
p.s-<font color="red" size="1">what is the point of being the king of t hill? btw, i love LuAnne, if that's how you spell the name of the fine ass white girl with big ass thingies...</font color="Red" size="1">
#41 I Hate Medics[33562]
as5100aa-12.inre.asu.edu
hey I_Had_Medics,
Shut your fucking hole you piece of shit..

Medics'
#42 Sp|nE[33596]
dialup0109-pri.voicenet.com
limp is "drunk"

question though:

how can you not manage to type simple words but be able to type the html to make the font smaller and in red? um, wtf?

hes "cool" cuz he can fake being drunk on the internet? =P
#43 ap`taktiks[33597]
term3-164.speakeasy.net
haha jigga remember im still 6-3 with you mwahahahah
#44 ap`taktiks[33598]
term3-164.speakeasy.net
btw ....~talon~ remeber when we raped jigga` and tmac 2v2 ^^ that was gosu i took the ilberty to count that game to jigga keke
#45 Doiski[33612]
d171-132.uoregon.edu
you suck "Medics"!

hahahah :)

and uh, nice report. 9.5!
#46 AgentN[33616]
nat242114.arcc.org
Nice report Confessor, your style is gold......
#47 Honk[33642]
gateway.ncdsb.com
<center> <font color=yellow> <h1> HONK! </h1> </font color=yellow> </center>

Er, (cough ) this is |]agomar. Why am I so obsessed with being strange in this comments section?

#48 probe[33652]
242849hfc194.tampabay.rr.com
cuz you are a lil 12 year old that has no life

the 'no life' expression is so versatile

ph34r it
#49 Talon[33654]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Dagomar's reports suck donkey cock also.
#50 T_Mac[33701]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-651.idirect.com
Yup, got 50 here too :]
#51 K12[33722]
franc.cc.strath.ac.uk
I don't think you know this yet but i could kick all your scum bag asses at once. Watch out because the black man of the Wu-Tang Clan is coming soon to your screens to toast your butts. Watch out for the name because im comin ta get ya. THE END IS NIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
#52 [33724]
franc.cc.strath.ac.uk
and P.S. I GOT YA ALL IN THE CHECK WOOOO HAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!



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