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#1 Sp|nE[36285]
207.239.12.200
first, y ou all suck
#2 Elendale[36286]
205-213-43-112.sdlax.k12.wi.us
Another one?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOO!!! I have school work to do!!! *grubmle*
Oh and sp|ne, don't you have anything better to do?
-Elendale (first was mine you refreshing whore!)

#3 AgentN[36287]
cp-cache1.cpinternet.COM
Mwahaha, Greeat Mark, your a damn pro....Can I say Gosu?
#4 Warphead[36288]
johnny.bath.ac.uk
<i><blockquote>Heck, even ladder isn’t all that fun anymore, with all the foreign players and disconnecting, hacking etc.</blockquote></i>

As a foreign player (from an American's point of view) who has never disconnected from a ladder game, and who has never hacked, I take offense at that statement.





#5 Tariq[36289]
198.168.49.221
Nice report.
Aqua own
But Persian will always be my god

#6 [z]RubberDucky[36290]
crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net
Too bad warphead.
#7 AgentN[36293]
cp-cache1.cpinternet.COM
Mark, Could you msg me sometime at "AgentN" I would like to try out some "new" strategies on you...Or, E-Mail me if you can at Si7te@Aol.com....then, I could ask you a few questions of my own....thx

#8 Sp|nE[36295]
207.239.12.200
the report would have sucked, but it mentioned my name

no seriousley it was cool. lots of strats and such .... easily to understand, simple language for the idiots out there. and Elendale, i have a free now, so mwa kekeke

and warphead, i hate damn non-americans ... dirty foreigners



#9 [36297]
relay.atinc.com
Sweet work.
#10 [36298]
158.5.148.34
It reads "non-english speaking players and disconnecting, hacking etc." you moron. j/k

I changed it when I realized it wasn't clear what I meant.=] What I meant was that I prefer to play people who speak my language so we can discuss strats, ask to go to the bathroom, and so forth. The disconnecting and hacking parts were meant to be seperate from the non-english speaking part also. That's why it didn't read "non-english speaking disconnecting hacking players".

Sorry for any confusion.









#11 Warphead[36299]
johnny.bath.ac.uk
"Too bad Warphead", "I hate damn non-americans ...dirty foreigners"

I hope these statements are jokes, but alas whether they are or are not, I do not find them funny. Dare I remind all of you so-called "Americans" that the vast majority of you are descended from colonists?

#12 [z]RubberDucky[36301]
crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net
What I meant was the vast majority of the people that visit this site are Americans.
#13 Warphead[36302]
johnny.bath.ac.uk
That's not cool.
#14 Sp|nE[36303]
207.239.12.200
forigners are dirty dirty people
#15 [36304]
WCS1.NORFOLK.NIPR.MIL
Sp|ne, I don't think your comments are funny. You are offending all foreign people when everyone knows that it's only the french that are really dirty.
#16 -=DarkHawke=-[36305]
209.128.34.1
Ya the french are the dirty ones but nice battle reports mark! =).

" Dirty Frogs " --Anonomous =) keke.

Great job easy to follow.

8





#17 TerranTurtle[36306]
pc40dn03.fcc.net
It's cool to make fun of the French, because you know they'd argue with us about it for about five minutes before surrendering and admitting they are, in fact, dirty.
#18 Punck~[36308]
spider-wb021.proxy.aol.com
My name is mentioned in this report so it is the best AQD3 report ever. Good job.
#19 [z]RubberDucky[36309]
crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net
Warphead, It doesn't matter wether it's cool or not, the point is the majority of the people on this site are american, and thus a joke about other races would be taken lightly among most of us, except for someone who wanted to make a big deal out of something that really isn't that big of a deal.
#20 OrcManiac[36315]
modemcable208.103-201-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
Vous pouvez tous aller vous faire enculer bande de putes :O
#21 BigHilo[36323]
p3E9EC8EA.dip0.t-ipconnect.de
tststststs.....
some corrections ;)
i had 6 goons and 12 zealots ( not 10 lots :P ) when u tried to attack for the first time! pff learn to count them faster in battle j/k
furthermore u only stormed a single probe when ur first big force came from the upper bridge :P
retreated them b4 ;)
well.... anyways it was REALLY a good game cuz it was definitely unable to say who would win until the very end :)
unfortunately i was really tired :( so i simply skipped most of the micro... hehe
GG!!
and good report =)
#22 [36324]
12.29.113.1
Nice reports dude, good to see the mighty Mark4 is still going strong!
#23 Fox^1[36335]
02-098.039.popsite.net
Nice report Mark. About our game. I was really pissed when Mark gave me vision. Mark is a tad cocky sometimes which is cool. He is good and has the right to be. But when he gave me vision I was so angry, I know I lost, but it was like Mark was telling me how bad I was. I know am bad, but does somone have to rub my face into it?

My hats of to you Mark you kicked my ass, but man the vision thing without me asking? Maybe it's because the high altitude air in Colorado has fucked my brain, but I didn't like it. =[ ALso because Mark owned me so hard it was really humiliating. But we chatted afterward and I had a good laugh about the "Hide the hatchery" By the way I have never had any problems with my new ISP before or since our game Mark which makes me wonder??

About Tao Ladder in Kali. It is so much fun. I don't know of any hackers, discers, and everyone reports just like there suppose to. Really good enviroment. Everyone is really nice even to ppl like me. Neat to see people like Pillars, [9]eVERLAST, and [9]Kain to name a few just shooting the breeze. I have played a game or two with top 10 kali guys and they were really nice about it. Also it helps your game a lot when your playing someone that is really good and just not hacking you. I encourage people to check out this ladder.

Dam you Mark! We need to go again. =[

Fox^1
#24 [36337]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
Mark4=Goon man
#25 [36338]
158.5.148.34
Hey Fox, the reason I shared vision was because I thought the game was just about over. I had plowed through what <i>was</i> the bulk of your forces, and assumed it was pretty much end game. Cocky would have been doing that and pulling all my probes off mining to aid in the attack. =] You have to admit that when I broke your mass of forces in the middle it went from being a game to clean up. And the end stats from your drop showed you at about 66% of my unit count.

I just re-read the above paragraph and realized what a rotten attempt at an apology it was. Doh! Uhm, seeing as how I suck at apologies, how's this: I'll give you your rematch, pick a time.
#26 Alita99[36345]
urel88.URel.Berkeley.EDU
Mark,

You really need to work on your battlereports, the quality has slipped a bit...
#27 Alita99[36347]
urel88.URel.Berkeley.EDU
Whoops,

Forget that last one comment by me. (refering to the last "Mark4" report by a faker).

Nice line of reports!
#28 Fox^1[36349]
02-098.039.popsite.net
Rotten Attempt!?!? I am in NH right now if you want to meet me. Unless you want to meet me in Tao. Man Mark.... you are unbelievable. Wating for you.

Fox^1
#29 ChinksWithGuns[36351]
adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Nice reports Mark, I wish there were some pictures though... =T o well
#30 [36356]
98CAA066.ipt.aol.com
Yeah, AQD3 rules. Easy to understand and lots of cool strats as usual.

8

Dref
#31 [z]RubberDucky[36357]
crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net
Why is Mark4 replying to posts as if he was aqd3? Did I miss something?
#32 GhOsT[36367]
1Cust204.tnt8.tco2.da.uu.net
Damnit mark u shoulda told me u were reporting this man =[ I woulda picked terran and 8 rax bunker rushed u, muahahahah ^_^
#33 [36368]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
yeah aquanda is cool, we're 1-2 =[

although i manhandled khaki while he was at aquanda's house twice!
#34 Tariq[36369]
yul36.dialin.netaxis.ca
does ducky know mark4 = aqd3 or is he just dumb and slow =)
#35 Persian[36387]
proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com
Interesting games. I'll remember never to play Fox, thanks for the warning. :)

Heheh, I'm still angry at myself for misjudging the probes vision radius when I cancelled the gateway!! Grrrrr....I forgot they had trailing vision :(

#36 probe[36405]
242849hfc35.tampabay.rr.com
wtf? font size 12 is the biggest it gets? i had no clue it was THAT big.. well that was mighty gay

GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS ! GOONS !

tu..hu
#37 [z]RubberDucky[36423]
crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net
rofl tariq thats not possible coz mark4 = aqd3 = not possible because mark4 was always commenting on aqd3's earlier reports telling him how much he sucked
#38 Philip[36432]
cf3k-4.paradise.net.nz
That was the point ducky
#39 [36439]
fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu
And that was a sham Ducky.
#40 [36448]
a1-1c041.neo.rr.com
Huh? AQD3 = Mark4?!

The tao ladder sounds fun. I suppose I should get kali one of these days, but I know I'd just never have the time to play it with any degree of competitiveness, what limited amount I can offer to begin with. >:)
#41 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[36452]
static-39.itcanada.com
Warphead, may I remind you that all you foreigners were descended from disqusting little monkeys while we are descended from way cool colonists?

Muhahahaha!

Nice br, BTW!
#42 Hegemony[36459]
dial6.wsh.uwc.edu
I play with the occasional korean everyonce and awhile. While they are good players they even admit to me that they do hack and win trade. But like in every situation there are alwasy the exceptions.
#43 Warphead[36464]
johnny.bath.ac.uk
LOL, ¦]agomar
#44 Tariq[36468]
198.168.49.221
ducky been spending too much time with his head in the bath tube. 8)))

Oh what a simple minded duck
#45 GhOsT[36480]
1Cust123.tnt2.tco2.da.uu.net
Ok, how did this BR get an 8? My BR is like exactly the same and it got a 6 u gay ass rater racists =[
#46 Tariq[36486]
198.168.49.221
"6 u gay ass rater racists =[" AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAH...sad
#47 [36488]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
"My BR is like exactly the same "

I'll give you a big NO!
#48 [36491]
a1-1c041.neo.rr.com
Someone should make that a quote!
#49 [z]RubberDucky[36498]
crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net
Someone should make snowsqualls's comment a quote.
#50 Tariq[36500]
198.168.49.221
I'm confused 8(
#51 DoomDragon[36508]
port6-7.gettysburg.supernet.com
WHEEEEEEEEEEE!! I'm on the ChatCraft(tm) ladder~! Actually, I do play but mostly UMS nowadays. Nice report.
#52 .[36533]
nas-8-146.dc.navinet.net
OMG hahaha aquanda is so bad the only reason he got in that sc.org/i2e2 thing is cause hes best friends with lockeye, remember? Other than that some good reports.
#53 [36534]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
mark includes strats in his BRs that are detailed beyond "i owned him", ghost
#54 [36611]
we-24-24-166-145.we.mediaone.net
Bob is god
#55 [36612]
we-24-24-166-145.we.mediaone.net
OOPS

I mean Bob is A god.
#56 MuRDeReR{tSc}[38019]
216-164-251-90.s344.tnt3.atn.pa.dialup.rcn.com
Dude, mark, your BR's are too good :)
But next time include more pictures, keke. You say kali is great and all, but it's not unless you kick ass and are really well known like you.. When 1250 people like me go on kali, people like Aquanda and Persian don't play us as willingly as they play you.. Well keep up w/ the BR's.. >:P
I wanna watch good people play, but noone will let me watch.. Can you msg me sometime and let me watch you play someone good? Thx..:)

#57 CraZy[57315]
24.65.122.105.sk.wave.home.com
fox im goin to vis you next time i beat you :[
#58 wakiki[154407]
cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com
Heh, last. Wish you would have told us what Aquanda said, rather than just saying "Aquanda mentioned the build orders I should have used and gave me alot of insightful comments about my game."



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