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#1 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[38747]
port-1-79-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net
<font color="#FF0000" size="2" face="Arial">Oh, hell..this belongs in the "Other" section..oh well.
#2 Sp|nE[38748]
dialup0105-pri.voicenet.com
this deserves a 10
#3 Dr.Zchivago[38750]
proxy2-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
ROFL<i>!!!</i>
#4 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[38751]
port-1-79-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net
<font color="#FF0000" size="2" face="Arial">Dr.Z = Dref :P
#5 ~LifeIsPeachy~[38752]
209-122-233-50.s50.tnt5.sbo.ma.dialup.rcn.com
hmm... well, this will probably get deleted. All true, but nothing we didn't know. Plus, those perfect 10 raters like YRM are not looking for company :P
#6 Gruntwrapper[38765]
dialup-cle83.nls.net
Well, the whole rating concept is not really a serious
thing anyway.

My text-only reports I thought were on a level
with AQD3's reports, which get about an 8 on average.
I'm getting a 4 to a 5.

So it looks like unless a report is under a 4, it is
worthwhile to read.

But for a newbie looking for a good strat it isn't always
the greatest thing. They'll most likely ignore my BR
of me and [SouL]-Deceiver, which really detailed a strat
that will pound most middling toss players. All because
of a 4.0.













#7 [38772]
port-1-79-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net
i don't like to break this to you grunt but your BR was worth a 4 and is nowhere near AQD3..sorry
#8 [38776]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
cuz it just seems right
#9 Ronin~[38778]
syr1-174.twcny.rr.com
meow!!!

gripping, a 10!

#10 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[38779]
port-1-79-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net
<font color="#FF0000" size="2" face="Arial">lol whoo! Maybe I can get all the raters to gimme 10's! :D
#11 Axegrinder01[38782]
USR1HTC-15.DialUp.rrv.net
That would be hilarious if tey did. I agreaa with you 100% Though I only look one way when I cross a one way street.:P

Peace
axe


#12 RadariG[38788]
sdn-ar-002albirmP029.dialsprint.net
Good for you twip. Hope those other raters don't bring you down. TWIP TWIP TWIP TWIP TWIP.
Maybe I should use this.... hmmm....
#13 TaloN[38794]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
wow doom is gay
#14 Mogalin[38802]
cgowave-0-225.cgocable.net
No speech bubbles? They owns!
#15 Dr.Zchivago[38807]
proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
Yes, those are quite GAY effects.
#16 I Hate Medics[38829]
ss11-09.inre.asu.edu
wtf? two 10s? this is insane.. a great report gets a 7, a shitty report gets a 7, and not even a report gets a 10... god, fucked up..

Medics'

#17 Gruntwrapper[38832]
dialup-cle83.nls.net
I don't know. If AQD3's "I cant win" BR gets an 8,
and that was simply him getting stomped hard, but showing
a possible better build to use, than mine might've been
judged harshly as a 4.


#18 ChinksWithGuns[38838]
adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
TWO TENS... geeze... didn't even have to hit the page down button twice when reading your report. But, most of the stuff you wrote is true. #20
#19 [38842]
fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu
Why on earth are people rating this?

Oh, and don't overuse the word 'gay' unless I'm on vacation. You'll be shot down faster than you can say 3!

#20 NotDefault[38855]
cr710281-a.surrey1.bc.wave.home.com
Heh, I'll keep those points in mind for my next report. I will prevail =).

NotDefault
#21 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[38867]
port-1-56-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net
<font color="#FF0000" size="2" face="Arial">lol..*imagines all the people scrolling down BR's.com and clicking on the 10 report just to see this*
#22 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[38900]
gateway.ncdsb.com
Twip, you're one of the people you imagined.

And not all of what u say is true.
#23 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[38901]
gateway.ncdsb.com
Comment #24 - New Beta Version 2.3

Twip, I'm one of those people you imagined.

And not all of what u say is true.
#24 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[38932]
port-3-76-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net
<font color="#FF0000" size="2" face="Arial">I'm just wondering if any of the raters understand what <B><I><U>DON'T RATE THIS</U></I></B> means..the 10's were a nice joke but I knew either this would get deleted or some people would rate it down..and you rated it down. YOU JUST FUCKED MY LIFETIME RATING PEOPLE DAMMIT. :( Can't you just delete this or something? Christ.
#25 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[38951]
port-3-76-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net
<font color="#FF0000" size="2" face="Arial">Actually you know what..n/m :)

It's kinda cool to have the only report on BR's.com that's rated with only 10's and 1's. :P
#26 [39110]
fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu
Sorry Twipporuni, Ducky wrote 'Probertroids'. I gave it a humorous 10 (though I didn't rate your report) and Mark4 gave it a humorous 1.
#27 [39141]
208.196.35.239
Well, I <i>didn't</i> rate this report... but I just wanted to bring to your attention that YRM's 10 reports all had speech bubbles. So you can include speech bubbles and get a 10<i>!!</i>

Other than that, you're right on the money... :-)

Cheers,
Dref
#28 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[39195]
port-4-10-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net
<font color="#FF0000" size="2" face="Arial">Dref = Dr.Z :P
#29 [39220]
relay.atinc.com
This was pretty funny. Alot of the stuff that Twip wrote, like showing exciting pictures or using medium length paragraphs often DO improve a report.

I think, Twip, that you are reacting to the wave of the "if six collages or pictures are good, then fifty-six must be better" type reports... and there are good reports that do that. It's just, there are other ways to push the envelope besides "adding more stuff".

Overall, the quality of reports has been getting better since the sites inception for the most part, but last summer, it was a real chore to convince writers to at least try to use good grammar and spelling.

As for speech baloons, if you're gonna do them, my suggestion would be to do them well... often times, they aren't worth doing.

Another thing that had me laughing is how Twip comments that no one is happy with reports. It's kinda true that the best reports get nitpicked and the worst reports get flamed and the middle reports get ignored.

All of my 10.0 reports didn't have speech bubbles by the way. The Age of Kings history series report was a total departure from my normal style and I posted it anonymously (for the first day and then gradually revealed my name after it was rated with my keen admin priviledges) and got a 10 with it.

Anyway, this was pretty funny Twip. I'd rate it too, but it's already got 5.

-YRM-
#30 [39458]
I rated the three 1's to counteract those damn 10's.. heh I'll probably delete all the ratings for this report if I get a chance
#31 ProtectorofAiur[41951]
SID.MIT.EDU
OMG I just saw this -- Twip you are my only god.

Sarcasm starts here:

GOD TWIP YOU SUCK. THIS BR SUCKED ASS. GOD THERE WERE NO PICS WTF!!! I HATE YOU AND YOU ARE A WORTHLESS HUMAN BEING FOR POSTING THIS WASTE OF A BR. LEARN TO WRITE AND SPELL AND KNOW YOUR GRAMMAR DAMNIT!

Sarcasm ends here.

Twip ownz you and there's nothing you can do about it.



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