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-Mogalin




#1 ::nobody::[39461]
dt0f4n84.san.rr.com
OMG Jam this was sooooooooo funny!!!!!!
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
ciao!
::nobody::




#2 Sp|nE[39462]
dialup0308-pri.voicenet.com
ke!!
#3 Naveed[39463]
pcp017747pcs.tc.tufts.edu
Oh man, that was the funniest thing I've read in ages, keep it up man. =)
~Naveed~
#4 DoomDragon[39465]
port3-18.gettysburg.supernet.com
<marquee>Gosu</marquee>
<marquee>report</marquee>
<marquee>man!</marquee>
<marquee>EELM</marquee>
<marquee>forever!</marquee>
<marquee>Paint</marquee>
<marquee>owns</marquee>
<marquee>:)</marquee>

<marquee>--Doom</marquee>
<marquee>PS:</marquee>
<marquee>Sp|nE</marquee>
<marquee>is</marquee>
<marquee>gosu.</marquee>
<marquee>He</marquee>
<marquee>told</marquee>
<marquee>me</marquee>
<marquee>about</marquee>
<marquee>this</marquee>
<marquee>BR</marquee>
<marquee>being</marquee>
<marquee>up.</marquee>
<marquee>Go</marquee>
<marquee>Sp|nE!!</marquee>






















#5 SP|nlken[39466]
dialup0308-pri.voicenet.com
oh my fucking god you put my pic in

i SOOOOOo rue the day that i showed holyanarchy that thing
#6 Baxter-O'Bixby[39467]
adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
It's been said before, but I'll say it again: Jamellan for HOF!!!
#7 Sp|nE[39469]
dialup0308-pri.voicenet.com
okay fine it was funny, but a couple things

a) fuck you (you plural, referring to anyone who shows what i look like to a bunch of random people on the internet without my permission)

b) i suck miserably at quake 3 (couldnt beat third tier) so i suppose it is appropiate that i died pathetically ... hmm

yes ... my friends are going to mock me SOOOOOO much for this .... =(
#8 DoomDragon[39470]
port3-18.gettysburg.supernet.com
I'M FUCKING COPYING THOSE PICS AND POSTING THEM ON EVERY PLACE THAT I KNOW!
Jamellan, I love you. May I bear your children?
Gosu pics ^^
Sp|ne hates you all now.
Well, he already hated you all, just he now hates you all a bit more.
|-|u|{ |-|u|{ ^.^

--Doom
#9 Jamellan[39471]
aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU
I'm sorry Sp|ne. No hard feelings ok? :)
If you want, when I go back to my parents house, i'll be sure so run a pic of me thru a scanner or something and post it here :)
#10 Sp|nE[39472]
dialup0308-pri.voicenet.com
whatever, it's all good

and probe, before you make fun of my picture, let's show everyone yours, okay? =))))
#11 skittLes.[39473]
tnt-1-00-56k.ashland.zoomnet.net
Nice BR. Funny shit.
#12 [39475]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
omfg jamellan




omfg
#13 Baxter-O'Bixby[39477]
adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
ROFL

Bob always knows how to say it best.
#14 DoomDragon[39479]
port3-18.gettysburg.supernet.com
Damnit, I forgot taht pics dont work in the comments anymore :( sigh....
I'll have to find some other way....

--Doom
#15 Monto[39480]
c703525-a.pinol1.sfba.home.com
thanks for taking the time to make your 'report' but whats up with this f'ing fascination with BS _battlereports_ posted here?
#16 Jamellan[39481]
aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU
Doomdragon, i got the pic from holyanarchy's BR a few days ago. Sp|ne didn't give it to me himself.
#17 vertical[39483]
ppp-13.tnt-2.dfw.smartworld.net
holy frick! that was good. practically nothing to do with SC but that was funny!
#18 Limp_Bizkit666[39485]
PPPa62-ResaleLosAngelesMetro5-5R7088.saturn.bbn.com
OMFG, SP|NE looks like a man!

damn.

byeya

p.s-wow, Jamellan, i wish i was your daddy. uh, wait. i think i am. hehehehe, jk
#19 KGB_KAKARU[39486]
145.44.70.90
Jamellan ownz!
#20 [39487]
dsl-gte-jr13661-1.linkline.com
Hahaha.. That was fantastique

Man I love these EELM adventures. I think I'm gonna give this a 9, cause if I gave it a 10 some people would lynch me.
#21 Jummy[39505]
lowell-quad-2-78.netnitco.net
Jamellan, it was funny the first few times, now like your friend who pissed his pants, it was funny to begin with, but now it's just getting retarded. It had it's moments (the pictures were quite funny) however.
#22 HolyAnarchy[39506]
216.11.82.10
I saw my picture, havnt read it yet. I am scared...by the way, Jamellan posted my first comment cause I felt sad cause I was talking to him when he was gonna post.
#23 BW-sux[39507]
bess-proxy.ba.k12.ok.us
I gotta read this at home. The pics won't load at school. :(
#24 re: sp|ne[39515]
164.116.70.4
lol you look like a freakin nerd... no offense in a good way....like a fukin dork haha lol your picture is pathetic hahaha no wonder u cant get any girls!
#25 Sp|nE[39517]
dialup15x40-pri.voicenet.com
gee, you hurt my feelings man =(

i think ill go into the corner and cry ... oh no wait ... i dont care .... cuz you're just some random dipshit on the internet =)
#26 killer-SCV[39523]
cache4.ihug.com.au
Man jamellan u are fucking demented. Almost as twisted as myself.

So is it acid or are u just naturally a head case??

I loved it.

SCV
#27 BW-sux[39524]
bess-proxy.ba.k12.ok.us
Jamellan > spam. =) I see a new addition to the Gold Reports. Pics still won't load at school though. =(
#28 raycer@school[39525]
intergate.santiago-hs.cnusd.k12.ca.us
dead or alive 2 rocks! does anyone have it? ill tell u how u can see kasumi naked in the intro =] video games today rock, huh?
#29 [39529]
208.196.35.239
AH HAHAHAHAHAHA<i>!!!!!</i>

This was like pretty damned funny. Great new innovative idea. Add Br.com regulars to your report. This totally rocked man. I liked the mousetrap at the beginning. The way you mutilated Anarchy and Sp|ne was pretty damn funny too.

9

Cheers,
Dref
#30 virgin[39537]
inh1ts17-qfe0.ims.bt.net
This report gets a cake of approval, and nothing on earth beats that folks.
#31 D$^Gob_X[39538]
ns.wsd1.org
haha good report Jamellan. i haven't been around(Like anyone cares or knows who I am) for bout 2 weeks.

But I will soon be back to playin every day and losing even more!
Also to TheGeniuz if he eevr comes here:
Holy shit we gotta make a BR, when we're together in games we like multiply to numbers of Retardness beyond Comprehension.
Those 2obsV2obs temple games we started were so funny hahaha. Liked my 22 nexuses, no one saw that gosu strat coming, oh well, BLAH BLAG BLAH!!!
#32 PetrilHeil[39542]
213.178.65.4
Boah what a f****** bad report with f****** bad pictures!

Awaygoingandkillinghimself!
#33 CM9-Hydraless[39543]
dialup-209.245.110.141.Manchester1.Level3.net
Dude, say no more, Jamellan, you kick ass!
#34 BW-sux[39547]
spider-ti052.proxy.aol.com
Now that I have seen the pics (I am at home), I can say, YOU RULE JAMELLAN!!!! TheHappyGod is pleased. Evil Eye Laser Man RULZ!!!

As for the lamer above this comment, all I can say is I think we got another probey. His name is PetrilHeil.

And ::nobody::, if you see this comment, those gilrs in Dead or Alive 2 are the ones I like.

10
#35 FireDancer[39548]
cgowave-0-224.cgocable.net
um if the super soaker was filled with acid wouldn't it eat through the super soaker?
#36 Protophobic[39550]
pidgeotto-64.dynamic.rpi.edu
Dude, I am in awe. I actually feel proud that you put my totally-out-of-context line in there.

BTW, the maphack ain't cool...
If that was black sheep wall we would have seen all the minerals not just the ones you scouted out.

But you still rock, dude.
#37 Mogalin[39554]
cgowave-0-224.cgocable.net
I was starting to get a big file from my friend early this morning and before i got off i glanced over to br.com.. and when i saw Sp|ne soo demented I was laughing so hard
By far the funniest I've ever laughed from an Internet document
These are damn funny!
#38 -}CummingBurd{-[39556]
spider-ta073.proxy.aol.com
Jamellan, you own so much. KIck ass. You are god -- no, you are better than god. You are far beyond god. You could kick god's ass. God is chickenshit compared to you. Jamellan = godsu (not a typo, just a new word that wont catch on)

Sp|ne and Holy Anarchy look funny with the addition of paint which owns so bad its not even funny.

10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10

-Burd-

Jamellan I love you!
#39 Sp|nE[39558]
dialup1240-pri.voicenet.com
hear me thy children, hear me and listen well

<b>IF THOU MOCKS THY PIC OF SPINE THY SHALL BE BANNED FROM THE REALM OF NOHUNTERS FOR ALL ETERNITY</B>

oh, and nice grammer, CummingBurd ...

"Sp|ne and Holy Anarchy look funny with the addition of paint which owns so bad its not even funny. "

uhh yeah ... so, shut your damn mouths muthafuckas, or face my wrath ... or something like that

#40 JustSayNo[39559]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
Sp|ne you look sexy, will you bear my children? ;)

JustSayNo
#41 Spartacus[39591]
wnakamae.campus.vt.edu
Ahaha that was awesome :D

The Redeemer pic was very nice :D

I might buy DoA2 when I go back to Japan in a month 'cause that BR roxed :D

Keep it up!!
#42 Punck~[39600]
spider-wa024.proxy.aol.com
What the hell? That was too damn funny
#43 strima11[39616]
1Cust254.tnt4.broken-arrow.ok.da.uu.net
Ha ha! The great SpIne's a frickin' nerd!!
#44 strima11[39618]
1Cust254.tnt4.broken-arrow.ok.da.uu.net
By the way, Jamellan>god.
#45 Sp|nE[39620]
dialup1228-pri.voicenet.com
uhh, i'm not?
#46 [e]KeN[39621]
24.68.97.156.on.wave.home.com
Holy fuck ahaha Sp|nE you fucking ugly jew! btw terran > protoss
#47 Sp|nE[39622]
dialup1228-pri.voicenet.com
congradulations, you were subject #1 for my banning of all of those who mock my pic whore

god .... im so fucking bored =(
#48 [39623]
a1-1c041.neo.rr.com
Anyone who makes fun of how someone else looks must feel insecure about themselves. :P
#49 T_Mac[39642]
on-tor-blr-a58-01-1232.look.ca
"Pick up some cheese my wife said"

ROFL ROFL ROFL
#50 <font color="red"><S><B>Khorne</b></s></font>[39645]
hl80-120-gw.dsl.mr.net
heh, sp|ne and bob deserve that but not anarchy. Anyway good BR i liked it. Heh guess who stole EvilEyeLaserMan account on battle.net from holyanarchy? ^^
#51 T-H.[39665]
ics.investors-capital.com
where to being....Mathew, i dont know why you would ever in your right fucking mind show a pic of your self online to ANYONE...especcialy people in Nohunters, they thrive of homosexuality. But matt you are lucky he didnt put your pic on someone elses body, cuase then you could look REALLY fucked up (although...) Any way i just like to point out to every that im -TOOL- if you dont know and i do know Spine in real life and he is that ugly (j/k)
#52 T-H.[39667]
ics.investors-capital.com
Being = Begin btw
ug too many spelling mistakes to fix...just get the jist of it
#53 Sp|nE[39669]
dialup15x11-pri.voicenet.com
you know jason, there was an i2e2 in New York city yesterday ... i dunno where, but Silent Strike told me. he went there. anyway, i supose ya could have gone ... nerd convention^^
#54 Robert Frazer[39679]
frazers.demon.co.uk
HAHAHAHA!
And once again, Jamellan, despite the fact that he can't write proper English very well, makes me laugh my head off! Well done!

Oh and by the way, DEAD OR ALIVE 2 IS COMING OUT ON the SEGA DREAMCAST, NOT THE CRAPPY PS2!!!!!

-Robert Frazer-
"Jinkys!"
#55 TaloN[39688]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Jamellan = New god of funnyness.

I actually laughed out loud in more than 2 places.
#56 Spartacus[39695]
wnakamae.campus.vt.edu
Incorrect Robert, DoA2 is coming out for both platforms.
#57 strima11[39780]
securit-v1.twc.com
BTW, BW-sux sucks.
#58 HKRules[80505]
c319185.extern.lawrenceville.org
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOd OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
This is SOOOO DAMNED FUNNY! get a picture of Bob the Newt, Drefsab, and oh yeah you should be able to get Slings' Hell yeah do another one!
#59 noneya[136171]
cvx-69-59.centramedia.net
you just tried to hack my p/c don,t do it again.i have the file on floppy and will use it. if you don,t believe me dones the i/p number 64.41.35.70 belong to you
#60 tyvand[137387]
24-197-179-223.dul.mn.charter.com
i got doa 2 how do you get her naked
#61 [140781]
p-uwmadison-out-2.wiscnet.net
sup
#62 BlueRibbon`[142882]
bgm-24-169-57-45.stny.rr.com
DOA2! DOA2! DOA2!

Btw, 10 :]



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