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"when the game started it lagged so much that it seemed Starcraft had suddenly had become turn-based."
-SCV~007




#1 [{o}][39574]
dialup-209.246.65.7.NewYork2.Level3.net
OMG FIRST!!!!!!!
#2 ...[39583]
desm-13-033.dialup.netins.net
2
#3 ChinksWithGuns[39585]
adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
3rd
Good text only br. Haven't seen one this good in a while. Wrote well and with detail considering you were playing, even if it was game speed fast.

8.5

ChinksWithGuns




#4 Fox^1[39586]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
OMG I get raped by zealots when I am zerg, I should build more scouts THANKS!!!!! :/ Nice All text report.

Fox^1

#5 -}CummingBurd{-[39588]
spider-we061.proxy.aol.com
Damn that as pretty good. Oh yah, did I mention I am 1 sexy bitch? Well yeah I am.

8.5

-Burd-

P.S. Jamellan Owns





#6 [{o}][39595]
spider-te013.proxy.aol.com
Hrmm cool...
#7 [39596]
rliv322.infocom.com
Nice job Vagina man, even if you did post it three times... :P

I liked the flow of this report. While it wasn't quite the same calibre as an AQD3 report (not as many strategy tips and such) you still did a good job conveying the action.

7

Dref





#8 123fourfive[39597]
ABD0E541.ipt.aol.com
Yes... cooooool...
#9 Raving Polock[39602]
user-208-129-164-245.inu.net
Good!
I like the creative use of language and you better write lots more, or I'll kill you...




#10 Casper...[39604]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-386.look.ca
Dbl gate on 13, pylon, gas, core, with constant zeals.
Personally I prefer this build when i'm not pure goon rushing or early expanding i.e. vs 2 hatch hydras.
Understand that a range rush (10 gate, 12 gas, 15 gate, 16 core, 16 pylon, range asap) owns it HARD if the guy can micro at all.
But what do I know, I'm "ok at best".


#11 [{o}][39606]
dialup-209.246.107.9.NewYork2.Level3.net
I love you casper.... Heh its kinda weird. I write your name. Then I have to add another period. Cool.

Anyways, I love you cuz you are the first person to help me with my game. I love you. Did I mention I loved you.

Thx!!

P.S. I love you (casper...).


#12 TaloN[39609]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Whore assman! work on that other one!
I wont write anything tho, but I can send you some screenshots
#13 BW-sux[39611]
spider-wm043.proxy.aol.com
I need gosu tactics for SC. Despite my 1021 ladder record (if I BRed that game it would be considered spam), I suck at BW, thus my name.

Anyway, it was a very nice all text BR. Very good game too.
#14 anal-banana[39612]
bcfw1g.ext.bridge.com
This was a very good report. I liked it a lot!
#15 ChinksWithGuns[39613]
adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Yo [{O}], what the hell should we call you? ass man? vagina man? What the hell is that thing? its annoying to have to type all that [{O}] shit. Just curious
#16 [39614]
as530055.infocom.com
It looks like a vagina... and vagina is easier to type...

Dref
#17 -[39617]
spider-tr043.proxy.aol.com
Nice. I think it could have used some pics though
#18 Dr.Zchivago[39628]
proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
Nice, Cam, nice.
I think Dref 'under-rated' you though. Being from New Orleans, I totally dug the Emeril bit. My Dad knows him, I met him. Pretty wacko dude.

That report was definitely "BAM!!!"
Just what I needed.

-Dr.Z
#19 Strom[39632]
ext218.mosx.com
Nice text report, dinged for not having a better opponent. At least he did attack once, which I guess is better than being totally owner and staying in your base all game.

What happened with his arbiter attack at the end? Did he recall stuff into your base? I realize it was academic at that point due to your huge resource advantage, but it would be nice to know a few details.

Rating 7 (I think you could easily get an 8 or 9 with a better game though.)

Strom
#20 Baxter-O'Bixby[39633]
adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
What's double discing? Not that I want to know so I can use it... my interest is purely academic... um... AHEM. Yeah.

BTW, great report, Asscam. I'd give it an 8 or 9 if I was a real rater.
#21 AdmiralPlinko[39639]
clarc-dhcp-147.cc.rochester.edu
Wait, you had your left index finger on the P and your left pinky on SHIFT? Is there something wrong with your hand? Personally I find it easier to hit the hotkeys if my palm is facing down, but I guess if it works for you...
#22 AgentN[39640]
cp-cache1.cpinternet.COM
Hey, vagina...good game, and good BR...but, you have to specify what tec tree you are gonna do, then stick with it, that way you won't need as many bases to keep things running smoothly.
#23 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[39644]
gateway.ncdsb.com
Nice all text br!

=)

7 is good
#24 <font color="red"><S><B>Khorne</b></s></font>[39650]
hl80-120-gw.dsl.mr.net
i love thta line "bnet ladder is abused like a sexy chick in the bronx" that is so gosu.^^
#25 DD (Danny Drobinin)[39652]
ps1.nybe.on.ca
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKINHG PROBLEM!!!!????
DO NOT USE MY FUCKING INITIALS FOR THAT KIND OF CRAP!!!
sorry for the swearing was pissed off....
DD
#26 [39656]
208.196.35.239
A soothing run of piano chords plays in the background as Billy Joel's melodic voice sings, "<i>You're always Vagina man to me</i>"

hehe,
Dref
#27 DarkHawke[39659]
209.128.34.1
You can't give vision in ladder.

FAKE REPORT PLS ^^
#28 God_DaBong[39663]
ns.wsd1.org
Good BR vagina man, I gonna do BR so all everyone get ready.........for it
#29 [{o}][39674]
dialup-63.210.212.9.NewYork1.Level3.net
DarkHawke: You are right. The end was fake. Heh. He didn't give me vis, he told me what he had. But I was just trying to make him look nice =]. For all those who won't believe me, trust me it's true.
#30 [{o}][39678]
dialup-63.210.212.9.NewYork1.Level3.net
A-S-S-M-A-N. EVERYONE CALL ME THAT CEPT DREF.
#31 BE^Vegeta[39700]
cache-1.lnh.md.webcache.rcn.net
Pretty good all text report; and your grammer is actually improving. :)

Who gave u a 6 neways?
#32 [39711]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
I did.

The report isn't very accurate imo. Thus the rating.
#33 [{o}][39745]
dialup-63.210.209.92.NewYork1.Level3.net
FLS: In what ways? Just askin so I can avoid it next time.
#34 joker.no.$321[39754]
user-2ivebd4.dialup.mindspring.com
hi... i love br pictures... but... this one was good without the pretty little things... ... ... ... [x_O]...
#35 [39766]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
for example, the part where you said there are 24 goons up this ramp when you're trying to charge.

Firstly, unless your opponent is a retard, he won't have 24 goons and leave them inside his base above his ramp. Secondly, you won't be able to see his 24 of his dragoons when you're trying to climb up the ramp. Maybe 8-10 max.

There are also some other stuff that I don't remember right now, and I probably won't read it again.
#36 [{o}][39804]
dialup-209.246.104.164.NewYork2.Level3.net
DOH DOH DOH. The goons weren't up his ramp. Neither were the cannons. Prolly why I got this rating.



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