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#1 JimtheCar[40623]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
1st =P
#2 JimtheCar[40624]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
That sucked more than mine, congrats
#3 Gob_DaBong[40626]
ns.wsd1.org
I don't know how stable dis BR is....
But I'll read it nonetheless.
#4 reginald[40629]
cacheengine.firstam.com
There were two problems with that report: A) it made no sense, and B) the descriptions involved made it sound like hacking was rampant on both sides.
#5 Raging~Kozak[40630]
sclinet1.shell.ca
What the hell is this supposed to be? In the future please don't waste our time with your useless reports like this.

RK

#6 TH-Clay.Camel[40634]
poseidon.vu.msu.edu
Ok...............

I know it's not the greatest piece of literature since "War and Peace" or anything, but I did find it mildly humorous (at least funny enough to post it here eh...).

It is ALL FICTION, intended to show of (in a very ironic way) the FUTURE of StarCraft with the hacking and BGH trends. I thought TH-dark was capturing some strange trends in SC and presented them in a cool, self mocking fashion, but that is just my 2 cents anyway.

Also---> We don't hack IRL, and never will.

Thanx for the comments though :-p









#7 Cas[40636]
odo.computerstudies.ca
"soo my 4 probes go to work..
but feel so confused why I sent them to gas"

You stupid f#ck.


#8 Cas[40637]
odo.computerstudies.ca
Oh I get it. It's supposed to be satire.
GW doing really shitty satire man.
#9 smeat[40646]
spider-wg031.proxy.aol.com
that was.. different
#10 BW-sux[40650]
spider-tp044.proxy.aol.com
That sucked. You made it even worse by advertising your clan's page. My guess is this will be deleted by tomorrow, when JV & Mark4 check for spam.
#11 Strom[40657]
ext35.mosx.com
Didn't make much sense and the attempts at humour fell flat for me.

Rating 2

Strom



#12 bongoloid[40658]
fw8.intuit.com
Clan TH = a barrel of retards.

This is the stupidest piece of shit I've ever read. Damn, what a fucking waste.

#13 p|-|3arm3[40662]
r-174.74.alltel.net
Okay... This was obviously a no effort report. You spent maybe 2 minutes on this... Sorry to offend you but it's most likely true... I give this a <font size=200><font color=red>2</font></font>

p|-|3arm3
If time is a waste of life...
Then life is a waste of time.



#14 p|-|3arm3[40663]
r-174.74.alltel.net
And oh yes, I could create a page better than your clans page in under 10 minutes... And I HAVE before...
#15 Baxter-O'Bixby[40678]
adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
You had a good concept... "B.net of the future"... but didn't do much with it. GOOD WRITING is key. Screen shots would be interesting too (complete with pasted-in "video chat")... etc etc etc. As it is, 3.5.
#16 -MrCow-[40697]
tsmia3-111.gate.net
Great job...u will make Drefsab very unhappy and frustrated in trying to follow ur report like me...i just read the first few lines and then i posted this comment. USE PROPER GRAMMAR AND READ MARK4'S GUIDE TO WRITING!!!!!
#17 TH-Dark[40718]
209.222.111.84
ok soo it sucks to your eye....guss oyu guys have been spoild to much by the great reports of mark4,vegas, rolemodel , and drefsad.. but i dout they would down a web page that sombody worked hard on or not.. but i bet the have a sence of honor not ot mate rude remarks on ppl's work.. .. well i wroght this on a 4/4 section.. it was not ment for br.com but ppl thought i was good enof so ised it was ok.. ( if you didn't already know its not really easy to wright on somthing so small.. but i my wrighting still sucks to a degree.. and to make a good point yare could kick the hell out of me with sunken =]
#18 TH-Dark[40719]
209.222.111.84
ok soo it sucks to your eye....guss oyu guys have been spoild to much by the great reports of mark4,vegas, rolemodel , and drefsad.. but i dout they would down a web page that sombody worked hard on or not.. but i bet the have a sence of honor not ot mate rude remarks on ppl's work.. .. well i wroght this on a 4/4 section.. it was not ment for br.com but ppl thought i was good enof so ised it was ok.. ( if you didn't already know its not really easy to wright on somthing so small.. but i my wrighting still sucks to a degree.. and to make a good point yare could kick the hell out of me with sunken =]
#19 Goldenscale[40744]
citgo-bh.citgo.com
Please tell me that English is not your FIRST language. If it is, then quickly learn a second to butcher.

#20 [40754]
as530076.infocom.com
There are more than 3 good reoprters on this site. The great thing about it is, its not hard to become a good reporter.

Simply use proper English, proper grammar, and make sure the report makes sense.

These are 3 qualities that lacked from this report.

2

Dref
#21 negative_xreep[40777]
199.18.79.10
Please tell me if you write reports at all Strom, so I can see what makes you so good you can be a critic to everyone else.
#22 jeezumcrow[40783]
svwebw03.statestreet.com
wow with all this negativity, i got to read the report hehe brb
#23 jeezumcrow[40784]
svwebw03.statestreet.com
this was really bad..:P
oh well, at least TH handled the critism really well :)
#24 TH-Loke[40850]
ti13a63-0266.dialup.online.no
Dudes this BR was surposed to mainly be an inside joke in our clan and it was not meant to be puplished. Just thought you all should now.



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