| #1 Bane-The-Feared[43487] |
| 209.149.96.84 |
Well, I can't give you the first comment this time =/
Here's the finished version, sorry for the accidental post.
I hope you enjoy this report. I think I'd enjoy it if I was reading...=/
I'd like to apologize to the players if I was too condecending, I didn't mean to be it was just part of the themeing of it. Other than that...
<font size="6">Enjoy!!</font> |
| #2 Casper SPAZZING![43491] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-03-1002.look.ca |
great report, just break up the para's into subsections n shit. "early game" "mid game" yada yada wtf IM IN SPAZ MODE NOW KAKAKKKAKAKKKASDFKJLA;SDFKL
OMG ASDF
REPORT OWNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK. |
| #3 ASDF[43492] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-03-1002.look.ca |
| <MARQUEE SPEED=10 KAKAKAKAK> |
| #4 YAY[43493] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-03-1002.look.ca |
<MARQUEE BEHAVIOR=ALTERNATE DIRECTION=RIGHT HEIGHT=10% WIDTH=100% LOOP=5 SCROLLAMOUNT=3 SCROLLDELAY=200 BGCOLOR=#20B2AA>I AM DOING THIS SOLELY BECAUSE I LOVE THE WORLD AND SHIT!</MARQUEE>
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| #5 S Warrior aka RedFox`)0([43496] |
| d5090.dtk.chello.nl |
Nice report
but I still have to clear some things out
first of all that double rush on me with reaver and zlot + mutas
that reaver did shoot scarabs
he fired 2 scarabs at my sunken ( so no it's not that 1 zlot that made my sunken bleed :p )
the mutas where driven off by 1 spore and some hydras
I started the 2 spores at the same time and both covered my entire base from air
also my second hatch came pretty fast online
I believe I only made 1 hydra to try and kill that lord and then immidiately went second hatch
mine came online shortly after swinger got his
and my first drop on swinger got owned after i leveled his buildings and brown has his goons dropping to kill my hydras
Still I enjoyed the game though :p
I think we did pretty well considered me and lect ( aka enforce ) didn't work together ONCE in that game =)
And I'm still dying for a rematch
=)
apart from that a very nice report Bane :p |
#6 [43497] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
| nice BR. Again, the signiture image owns. |
| #7 <font color=orage>Phoenix-S-</font>[43501] |
| lrar5pp18.alltel.net |
<font color=orage>Awsome BR Bane.</font>
<font color=red><h1><center>10</center></h1></font> |
| #8 AgentN[43503] |
| 170-138.dynamic.visi.com |
| Hey, this may just be me...but, I am on Internet xplorer 4.5 and I can not get anything other than your HTML names and the red heading. I do not see any of the report and I can not read it. Do you know what is wrong, or is it just this dumb MAc (I'm at an uncles house, brand new MAC's still suck IMHO) |
| #9 ~waTCHer~[43504] |
| mendeleiev.cybercable.fr |
| what a cool report!! when i'll be able to do something that good, i will be really a good reporter... |
| #10 lect (enforce)[43507] |
| 64.13.55.77 |
| my terran skills are limited. please dont think less of me ^^ |
| #11 Bane-The-Feared[43509] |
| 209.149.96.84 |
Heh, I didn't mean to put anyone down and I don't usually do that. Once again it was just the theming so I had to bring every little mistake and turn it into a big one.
Sorry :(
It's probably the Mac AgentN. Hmm..highlight the whole report and you'll be able to see it. I know my Dad's Mac has had trouble being compatible with Internet Explorer and I'm sure that's the reason it's not decoding the HTML properly. |
| #12 Bane-The-Feared[43510] |
| 209.149.96.84 |
Oh and thx for the comments all!
Plz give me more |
#13 [43512] |
| 208.196.35.239 |
That was a pretty cool report but I'll have to agree with FLS, the signature GIF truly rocked...
I've never been a huge fan of theme reports but I like how you stuck to your theme throughout the report. You also did a good job bringing us the game without letting the theme get in the way.
8
Dref |
| #14 CynicalMagician[43515] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
I'm glad people play on polaris, because that is my favourite map ever for 2v2s, 3v3's, or ffas. You did it justice.
-CynicalMagician |
| #15 Wulfbane[43517] |
| c5520-002.v-wave.com |
For that signature screenshot space out the zerglings nore, and make them shorter. The blood will be more readable =)
Nice report. It has shown me that I am not a newbie... |
| #16 King_[LSRS-13][43521] |
| p043.como.socket.net |
So, you took my advice about the signature. Nuthin' says signature like exploding carcasses.
Later,
King |
| #17 CynicalMagician[43523] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
Oh yeah, I forgot about my one beef with this BR.
Over to the middle-right part of the map, Swinger is building a second Lair and a queen's nest in preparation for a deadly mass queen strat (thank God I'm just kidding or we wouldn't make it out of here alive).
QUEENS RULE! Don't even joke about going mass queens, because that is one of THE most effective and hilarious strategies ever, with a piss-off factor of about 15. Ask SlingsNArrows about our game on Dire when I had 25 queens, most with 4+ kills. LoL. At any rate though, queens are really effective in large numbers, even vs air units, because you can ensnare and parasite with them. Not to mention doing the ever classic broodling scvs trick. LoL.
-CynicalMagician |
| #18 CynicalMagician[43524] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
| By the way, that middle paragraph is a quote from the BR. |
| #19 Bane-The-Feared[43525] |
| 209.149.96.84 |
| Heh, I know queens are effective but only w/ other units. I was more referring to all queens rather than a bunch of queens and say hydralisks or something. |
| #20 Cathrine47[43529] |
| ip119.minneapolis8.mn.pub-ip.psi.net |
| Pretty good, never seen the 'twilight zone' but i saw the 'outer limits' once. |
| #21 CynicalMagician[43531] |
| px2cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
| Oh I see. Apologies. |
| #22 -)Dr.Dre(-[43545] |
| 24.68.30.85.on.wave.home.com |
| Nice sig. |
| #23 Bane-The-Feared[43547] |
| 209.149.96.84 |
| Cool, 3 ratings ^^ |
| #24 Khadgar[43555] |
| 1Cust25.tnt9.denver.co.da.uu.net |
| Nice BR... and that mass nuke strategy is nice, especially in an FFA... nothing funnier than nuking the main of someone that is being raped by your other enemy at the same time :) |
| #25 D-HawK[43557] |
| 209.128.34.1 |
| Alright report. |
| #26 Fox^1[43562] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
Go Bane! Go RedFox! I was rooting for him all the way. Your gif as everyone else has told you was decent(sarcastic). Great report, they get better everytime. Keep it up! Twilight Zone kicks ass so you get a
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Fox^1 |
| #27 xero[43568] |
| 209.127.79.92 |
'Deciding to use the gosu maneuver know as "leaving your units in the middle of the psi storm", enfore lets his wraiths sit there, their armor moving down from yellow to red and then to nothing. ' hahaha, ill have to try that maneuver some time, great report :-)
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| #28 BeatBack[43569] |
| utfc2.utfors.se |
| Stop saying "they were leveled" all the time. Say "smashed" or "killed" or "slaughtered" or anything. |
| #29 Bane-The-Feared[43578] |
| 209.149.96.84 |
| right... |
| #30 PeonLover[43579] |
| 12.78.72.38 |
Good Report Bane.
Gosuness really prevailed there. Now didn't it? |
| #31 GoSu[43629] |
| eta-216-68-168-61.fuse.net |
| Bane, having to watch a game between players with seemingly little skill, and even less micro, I envy you, because after about 5 minutes of that game, I would have called them all newbies |
| #32 [WP]BlacKnight[43632] |
| 134.240.54.43 |
| Groovy report, long but good use of a theme, great pics, and the gifs rock. My only advice would be to make sure you get permission to "dis" those who you are reporting lest they become mad for being made to look like newbies. |
| #33 S~DWI~Leader[43642] |
| adsl-63-196-132-7.dsl.sndg02.pacbell.net |
| nice u keep getting better and better!! |
| #34 ~[WaR]~Armada[43646] |
| cm20697026.chatmoss.ispchannel.com |
| Good job. Great details and pictures. I like reading battle reports and also like watching games. Keep it up. |
| #35 ummm[43658] |
| van-bc17-17.netcom.ca |
| i think that beatback needs to take his pills |
| #36 Marie47[43669] |
| std183.dorms6.macalester.edu |
| Great report. Now I'll have that music stuck in my head all day:D |
| #37 [43675] |
| spider-wm057.proxy.aol.com |
| they suck....do a report on some real players!!!!...otherwise...excellent report BANE! |
| #38 Exo|IcE|[43682] |
| edmnts12d82.nbnet.nb.ca |
| ^^ |
| #39 <font color="red"><S><B>Khorne</font></s></b>[43694] |
| s39-19.stlpark.k12.mn.us |
| annoying is that is, thats supposed to be images of rook wiitha 10 hmmm, works on my mail preview. |
| #40 S Warrior[43705] |
| d5090.dtk.chello.nl |
*agrees with Blacknight*
and even if not atleast get your facts straight
as mentioned before above your little mistakes are horrible
if u didn't see it then don't report those things
if the guy fired 2 scarabs and u didn't see it don't say "the reaver died without firing a single scarab" ( or something like it )
coz well that's just one big joke
*looks at Bane with fire burning in his eyes*
and because I hatched 1 hydra first before I started my second hatch yellow's lord never saw it ( coz he was flying away ) thus giving me slighty better advantage while I saw his entire base with his spire and second hatch starting
I dare to say that before they double "rushed" me poorly my troop count including/excluding drones was higher than any other player atm
also wether it was smart or not neither mine or enforce's build was based on help from ally and if they went for enforce instead of me he would also prolly repelled it ( prolly with some losses unlike me )
when there is a rush with 1 zlot and 1 reaver + 5 mutas on a zerg player and i repelled it without a single loss shows how "poorly" my spores and sunken was placed eh?
and last
me and enforce are above average players
Fox^1, POA, HolyAnarchy and BW-sux ( just to name a couple of regular NH u all prolly know ) can confirm that
and I'm still dying for a rematch where Enforce will NOT pick terran
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| #41 Gob_DaBong[43708] |
| ns.wsd1.org |
| Nice report. Nukes Rulz |
| #42 S Warrior[43711] |
| d5090.dtk.chello.nl |
*agrees with Blacknight*
and even if not atleast get your facts straight
as mentioned before above your little mistakes are horrible
if u didn't see it then don't report those things
if the guy fired 2 scarabs and u didn't see it don't say "the reaver died without firing a single scarab" ( or something like it )
coz well that's just one big joke
*looks at Bane with fire burning in his eyes*
and because I hatched 1 hydra first before I started my second hatch yellow's lord never saw it ( coz he was flying away ) thus giving me slighty better advantage while I saw his entire base with his spire and second hatch starting
I dare to say that before they double "rushed" me poorly my troop count including/excluding drones was higher than any other player atm
also wether it was smart or not neither mine or enforce's build was based on help from ally and if they went for enforce instead of me he would also prolly repelled it ( prolly with some losses unlike me )
when there is a rush with 1 zlot and 1 reaver + 5 mutas on a zerg player and i repelled it without a single loss shows how "poorly" my spores and sunken was placed eh?
and last
me and enforce are above average players
Fox^1, POA, HolyAnarchy and BW-sux ( just to name a couple of regular NH u all prolly know ) can confirm that
and I'm still dying for a rematch where Enforce will NOT pick terran
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| #43 Bane-The-Feared[43716] |
| fcs03asm.asm.bellsouth.net |
Hey, I apologized Warrior. And note in the report I didnt say "the reaver died without firing a single scarab" i said
"i didnt see it firing any scarabs and it <i>may</i> have been empty but i dont know"
anyway, im sorry for not asking for permission...but i didnt know i was even going to make a Twilight Zone thing until i started to write the report |
| #44 Bane-The-Feared[43717] |
| fcs03asm.asm.bellsouth.net |
And a "^^" to you too Exo. :)
Yes, Khorne helped me with the logo GIF, he controlled the lings. |
| #45 AzureHeart[43718] |
| spider-tm013.proxy.aol.com |
| Comment #38, br's of 2v2 are hard to cover though bane did a really good job for one person but he missed alot. But before you go on insulting me #1) put a name you coward so perhaps i can smack you down and shut your mouth. #2) consider the following: Bane missed some key things, like the fact that i lost 6 shuttles worth of templar, goons and reavers when red attacked my base, i was busy defending and acccidently moved them over his hydras early on, he missed MANY nuke attempts which i stopped before he could nuke, The reason they didn't help each other is because i had the middle.They simply couldn't get to each other. After saving my partners main twice, he was powering with NO defense, had they scouted he would have surely gone down. During this time i put down many expansions and attacks by myself. And bane small suggestion, put down the scores next time so we don't look like fools ;)(btw i had much higher then the other team) |
| #46 S Warrior[43722] |
| d5090.dtk.chello.nl |
"The reaver was destroyed before it could let out a single scarab"
But anyways never mind
it's just a game afterall
but I dun like unknown ppl with stupid nicks making me out for a newbie when this whole br was manipulated to be this way |
| #47 Bane-The-Feared[43724] |
| fcs03asm.asm.bellsouth.net |
unknow ppl with stupid nicks? what does that even mean?
hmm... IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MANIPULATED TO BE THAT WAY
Change your nick if you want to take it that seriously |
| #48 Bane-The-Feared[43725] |
| fcs03asm.asm.bellsouth.net |
| and Azure, what does #1 in ur little speech mean? |
| #49 ++swinger++[43734] |
| html.net |
| good br, the first one i was actually in:) I would rematch but i go to boarding school so i dont get to play that often. |
| #50 S Warrior[43735] |
| d5090.dtk.chello.nl |
first of all that was not referring to you ( though it could have which is my bad i guess )
and u never told us that u were gonna br it AND ( keyword is and ) make us look like little newbies ( which none of us are )
and Azure meant with that #1 as in summing things up
not regarding your ( first ) comment
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| #51 AzureHeart[43737] |
| spider-te011.proxy.aol.com |
| #1 was directed toward comment 38 the guy screaming "they suck....do a report on some real players!!!!..." but yet "forgot" to leave his name. Sorry didn't mean for it to come out as a "i wasn't really that bad i owned that game" speech, but i guess thats how it sounded. oh well thx for the br bane. |
| #52 Limp_Bizkit666[43753] |
| 206.117.45.118 |
well, nicely written...
the only flaw that i observed was just very few gramatical errors, and the fact that the BR is too damn dark .hheh
first, purple and brown agaisnt black background is almost impossible to read, and all your pictures had a black tone....
maybe you did that to "scare" and "darken" the atmosphere of your br, but overall, it hindered with viewing enjoyability....
oh well....
byeya
p.s-zerglings... hehehehe... if you can, MC CRITTERS!!! YEAH!! MC BENGALAAASSSS!!!! |
| #53 Bane-The-Feared[43767] |
| fcs03asm.asm.bellsouth.net |
Heh, Bizkut, good idea; bengalaas it is!
I'm really sorry guys and to make it up I'll get you all in my next or one after next BR (if you'd like). This will obviously not be themed in the Twilight Zone. I am truly sorry :(.
on weekdays ill be on b.net after 10 o'clock so look for me and msg me. I'll br you
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| #54 Limp_BIzkit666[43775] |
| 206.117.45.118 |
HOT DAMN!!
why is everyone offering to BR anyone when i'm unable to come to b.net?
HUK!
hehehhehehe...
anyways,
byeya
p.s-why are some people calling me bizkut? |
| #55 ](ing[43784] |
| proxy1.rdc1.bc.wave.home.com |
<body color=teal>
Great Br but the last in the last gif there were 2 lings standing hehe |
| #56 :+:Carrier:+:[43794] |
| user-38ld7pq.dialup.mindspring.com |
| Nice report Jack Otto, oops, i mean Bane-the-feared. hehe |
| #57 Bane-The-Feared[43796] |
| fcs03asm.asm.bellsouth.net |
| Corey Oakes errr...FagMan is a moron. |
| #58 Bane-The-Feared[43797] |
| fcs03asm.asm.bellsouth.net |
| Corey Oakes errr...FagMan is a moron. |
| #59 S Warrior[43821] |
| d5090.dtk.chello.nl |
Thanx Bane
sorry for being such stubborn but u have to understand that ppl who take this report seriously and title us as newbies
pisses me off
I enjoyed this BR till some ppl where calling us newbies ( even on bnet someone read this br and told me that he found it very funny that i went pumping mass hydras from 1 hatch ) so in a game i tried to explain it 2 him that your br wasn't 100% correct |
| #60 <font color="Red"><S><B>Khorne</s></font></b>[43830] |
| 198.174.18.93 |
| Hmm this page look screwed to anyone else?</marquee> |
| #61 :+:Carrier:+:[43858] |
| 205.152.18.11 |
| Jack Otto is a Fag Master!!!!! err, i mean Bane-the-feared |
| #62 Bane-The-Feared[43872] |
| fcs03asm.asm.bellsouth.net |
| shut up before i beat ur ass Carrier |
#63 [43912] |
| as530027.infocom.com |
This just goes to show the power that reporters have to twist the facts to make a good story... :-)
Happens in the news media all the time...
Dref |
| #64 Bane-The-Feared[43913] |
| fcs03asm.asm.bellsouth.net |
| LOL, ya |
| #65 Bane-The-Feared[43914] |
| fcs03asm.asm.bellsouth.net |
| but actually i didnt mean to twist the facts, just got things mixed up or didnt notice certain things |
| #66 BW-sux[44051] |
| bess-proxy.ba.k12.ok.us |
| Bring it on. I'll beat any of you all any time. |
| #67 Limp_Bizkit666[44104] |
| 204.140.185.225 |
bw-sux = sux
byeya
p.s-bw-sux=sux=sux dix=gay fag=HUK! |
| #68 probe[44198] |
| dt121nf5.tampabay.rr.com |
| so limp is the bw sux imposter huh |
| #69 Limp_Bizkit666[44274] |
| 206.117.45.76 |
PROBE, wtf are you talking about??
gawd..
byeya
p.s-bw-sux imposter? dude. |
| #70 loserboye[44723] |
| 24.66.200.212.ab.wave.home.com |
nope hes the real bw-sux
in disguise trying to act like bane cos hes a god :P~ |
| #71 Malvolence[50895] |
| fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net |
How's it goin Mr 'J'? I just have to tell you that I was cracking up at the sarcasm:
After finding Swinger's spire and his strategy of quick mutas, RedFox builds 1 spore colony out of range of most of his base for defense, while constantly pumping out the hydralisks from his 1 hatch and building a sunken behind his mineral field for additional mutalisk defense.
That was HILARIOUS, and a word to the players: you guys don't need to worry about your 'image' so much, if you are worried people think you are newbies, get better! After all it is just a game, heh
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| #72 siege)Pro.2.u[120073] |
| 146.dsl108155.surewest.net |
| good report ... lameass players =) |