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#1 <b><font color=yellow>Protophobic</font><b>[43556]
pidgeotto-64.dynamic.rpi.edu
<font color=yellow>first
#2 Miserableman[43559]
host62-7-89-86.btinternet.com
Proto is a quick git

Ignore the report submitted before this one, it is a cock up on my behalf.

2nd!



#3 Fox^1[43561]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
Not bad report. Although I could not see the text unless I highlighted it. I am unsure if I just have weak eyes, but if I don't maybe you could correct that next time. But overall it was good for a 1st report. Nothing spectacular, and I really didn't see anything bad about it... besides the text

8

Fox^1



#4 <b><font color=yellow>Protophobic</font><b>[43563]
pidgeotto-64.dynamic.rpi.edu
<font color=yellow>Hey, you know what? This is a good report. I seriously liked it, and I'm usually pretty harsh.

I give it an 8

#5 Miserableman[43564]
host62-7-17-2.btinternet.com
Cheers guys. Fox it is probably your browser to be honest, though I don't know why it does it, this isn't the only report that does it.

The report is written so it can be read by non or novice starcraft players, hence no shorthand like 9 supply 10 rax etc.

#6 JimtheCar[43573]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
the big cc freaked me out o_O
#7 --Dark--[43574]
d12-kt01-ktnr-pdi.attcanada.net
yes, the cc was truly a frightening sight
awesome br
#8 miserableman[43576]
host62-7-17-2.btinternet.com
Do you think it looked like a fat deranged angel with no wings or head or stuff though?
#9 miserableman[43583]
host62-7-17-2.btinternet.com
No, woppajoppies are not large breasts, but I can understand your train of thought.

Any other suggestions?

#10 miserableman[43585]
host62-7-17-2.btinternet.com
PS Borg bashing is perfectly acceptable people, because he thinks I'm gay for posting this report.

Borg, if you're reading, %&^£ you.

#11 Master-chef[43597]
98AD8E68.ipt.aol.com
Great report..well written and nice pics

Chef

#12 borg[FG]-the-one-and-only-god[43602]
cache-5.server.telinco.net
yeh , i get assraped and u post it on here =/ u should be shot on sight and ur body burnt :( oh yeh i got fucken raped didnt i

p.s excuse the language

#13 miserableman[43610]
inh1ts13-qfe0.ims.bt.net
I look forward to being thoroughly flamed by you Borg next time I see you in GBR1.

Probably right after this.

#14 [43612]
as530044.infocom.com
It was a total ownage, however it was still a quality report. Nice screenshots and good writing. Hope to see more from the other side of the pond... :-)

8

Dref



#15 miserableman[43613]
inh1ts13-qfe0.ims.bt.net
In fairness to Borg, he is miles better than he played in this game. I hope to unleash my HTML skills in future reports, but I guess I'll have to learn it first.

PS how long do you think I can spin out the woppajoppies thing?
#16 DX_STINGER[43616]
212.139.131.136
yo mis me this fuking reort rocks!
#17 borg[FG]-the-one-and-only-god[43634]
cache-5.server.telinco.net
yeh , i get assraped and u post it on here =/ u should be shot on sight and ur body burnt :( oh yeh i got fucken raped didnt i

p.s excuse the language
#18 {EkT}~Unibrow[43636]
KRLDA010-0386.splitrock.net
Jolly good show, ole chap! This game was one by a metre!
#19 {EkT}~Unibrow[43637]
KRLDA010-0386.splitrock.net
Jolly good show, ole chap! This game was one by a kilometre!
#20 [WP]BlacKnight[43668]
134.240.54.43
This personally is my fave line

"but unfortunately my SCV was spotted by the sunken colonies and spent the rest of his brief career being rodgered to death."

otherwise really good report, funny lines and good storytelling easily compensate for someone getting brutalized in a quick game.
#21 Goldenscale[43850]
citgo-bh.citgo.com
Great report :) I too had the "had to highlight it to read it" trouble, but I'm glad I went to the trouble! The language was beautiful :) The slight differences in our languages really adds flavor to the report. The only thing missing that I usually find humorous was the hypertext messages, but your sense of humor really showed :) GOOD REPORT!!!

8.5
#22 seamen-stain[44057]
yfcr1.ynac3.core.supanet.net.uk
Thanx 4 mentionin me miser, i got disced that day, my ISP was playin up. I'll cya in gbr-1 some day.
btw: my standards r improvin and soon i will outmatch u miser!!!
#23 miserableman[44084]
host62-7-15-182.btinternet.com
hehe, fat chance seamen.

Your record is better than mine anyway.
#24 Catalyst[44278]
webcacheW06b.cache.pol.co.uk
Good game borg, but i think my central exp got ignored :o)
p.s Ultras + crack lings + ensnare > terran ground

I'm off for a kebab, l8r, Oh, and GG borg
#25 Tweek[44382]
spider-th064.proxy.aol.com
I got the most important comment of all,28th hahahahaha.

Nice report BTW.
#26 miserableman[44579]
inh1ts17-qfe0.ims.bt.net
Kebabs rule the world with an iron fist.

Please will someone else comment then I get thirty.



I will return with more reports just as soon as I actually watch another game.
#27 Bob-the-Zealot[45092]
spider-tl062.proxy.aol.com
Borg, stop being so narrow-minded. If you won, catalyst probably wouldn't be whining. SOMEONE IS ALWAYS THE LOSER! God what an assmonkey, stupid people who think something isn't worth reading if they messed up in it......
#28 miserableman[45358]
tomato.ulcc.wwwcache.ja.net
Well, thirty comments is okay I suppose, thanx to all who contributed. It is Netscape which makes the text black, it is probably because Netscape sucks like a pimp, although I reckon I know a way around its failings. The inclusion of a <font color="#FFFFFF"> tag around your text will probably sort it.



Not that anyone will ever read this.
#29 miserableman[45360]
olive.ulcc.wwwcache.ja.net
Bloody HTML. The last comment was supposed to have a tag :font color="#FFFFFF": (replace the colons with <'s.
#30 China(DLS)[46692]
webcache11b.cache.pol.co.uk
Good game although knowing Catalyst very well myself it was a forgone conclusion that he would win. He always expands like a bitch and people are always dumb enough to keep going for his main. You hit his expansions and he no longer has a game plan not that i have ever been sucessful using this vs Catalyst but no matter how hard i try catalyst always seems to counter and win even the closest games.
#31 HULKAMANIA[47948]
inh1ts19-qfe0.ims.bt.net
borg u r gay



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