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#1 Bane-The-Feared[43641]
209.149.96.84
LOL, I refresh the screen and this report is here :)
#2 Starookie[43643]
edtn009740.hs.telusplanet.net
Nice br.......bit too wide tho =p
#3 Prokhor[43647]
proxy2-external.mdsn1.wi.home.com
nice report, deserves gold status imo
#4 Joo[43651]
sdn-ar-014mokcitP231.dialsprint.net
Nice BR... must be having comp probs starookie, i had no width problems.

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#5 The fake heartcutter[43652]
prxy6.nwbl.wi.voyager.net
Yeah, well I suck. One problem is that I had never played the map. I'm one of those "play a lot of temple" people, so i had never even seen the map. But, like I have already said, I suck, its just that he was worse. Nice br, by the way. You downplayed how bad of a game I really played. Thanks.

#6 Gantris[43656]
proxy1.fmhe1.ab.wave.home.com
Thank-you hearTcutter(poser) for humiliating him. He (nino-brown) was bragging for at least 10 minutes, and hell he was pissing me off. Oh and PeonSanders if you didn't know Mantra! beat chinks. I give this 9 from me just because nino-brown got betten like the sorry losser I took him for the first time he stepped into nohunters.

Rape or be Raped
Gantris


#7 MDK88[43663]
moola.tcom.purdue.edu
Hey Nino Brown had it coming to him, i wanted to play him but he didn't want to play me cos i didnt even have a ladder rank to begin with....
#8 Marie47[43672]
std183.dorms6.macalester.edu
Thanks a lot for this br, dude! I was in nh that day, and man, NinoBrown was ticking me off. It's great to see his true ability:D
#9 lol[43673]
dialup-63.212.132.29.LosAngeles1.Level3.net
this nino brown character sucks. How the hell did he get a 1200 ladder rating? WTF? Frickin 4 drones per expansion? U suck dude. I think this guy only knows how to make lurkers cause the terran wasn't too good himslef.
#10 Casper...[43674]
on-tor-blr-a58-01-236.look.ca
nino brown? what the hell is a nino brown?
#11 [43677]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
There is an addition lamer everyday

d(Lamer)/dt=1

#12 AgentN[43683]
171-14.dynamic.visi.com
My experiences with this map has alwasys shown air superiority. being that this map is like 96*256 you need to have something fast to get to the hotzones. Mark4 prefered Muta's against me, and I like the quickness of the vultures (Yes, I know vultures don't fly)(it's just that wraiths suck) Toss they should upgrade shuttles with temps and Corasiers (sp?). Now, that I am done with the players. Peon, you did a great job reporting this game. I will give it the exact same rating that FLS (Fashion Learning School, baby) did. because his is the only one that really maters anyway.

Ciao

The Agent



#13 100zealsRULE![43688]
shadow2.sparcc.org
i like the way you drew in the cliffs on the minimap picture... :)

good BR!

#14 Templar569[43689]
168.168.234.60
I was in NoHunters that day, and I can back up Peon's story. That kid was *really* annoying, and I congratulate anyone who beat him and sent him back to his room.
#15 [43698]
136.2.1.101
Great report of an average game. N.B. really got his deserving comeupance.
#16 Heartcutter[43707]
activer-2.ussntc.savvis.net
Enjoyable read. Hehe. The effort you spent putting it together was well worth it.

As for the fake 'Heartcutter', I have a message for you:

Breathtaking.... I shall call him 'Mini-cutter'

:D

-HC







#17 Joo[43709]
sdn-ar-008mokcitP276.dialsprint.net
lol Heartcutter
#18 'Fake' NinoBrown[43712]
igw12e.fmr.com
YES I AGREE I AM THE BIGGEST LOSER ON BNET. NOT ONLY I CAN'T BACK UP MY WORDS, BUT I HEARD I HAVE AN UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO BRAG FOR NO APPARENT REASON.

=]

Great BR peonsanders btw.







#19 Shepherd[43726]
cm-24-161-51-68.nycap.rr.com
Prozerran,

Don't remind me of calculus =D I have a test soon. . .agh

Anyway, Good BR. Makes me glad that there are efforts to destroy lamers. . .
#20 NinoBrown[43736]
PPPa93-ResaleCenterLineB2-1R7098.saturn.bbn.com
Whats your guys problem? Just because im a gay homo with uncontrollable urdges to feel Ricky Martins ass doesnt mean u have to make fun of me like this.
#21 ~Gulp...[43771]
cc404839-b.chsnt1.pa.home.com
Not bad, didnt talk bout me enough though......
#22 Wisest~Yoda[43773]
pm3-1-171.boscobel.mwt.net
hehe i got to observe this game too after listening to his bragging for like 30 minutes. anyhow, after the lurkers failed the game was COMPLETELY one sided even tho heart made a bunch of mistakes like not scouting ahead (lost him like 30 maderines) and upgradeing his attack first vs lurkers... anyhow, ninobrown was an ok lurker rusher but beyond that he completely sucked.

anyhow good br ill give it a 8.5

oh yeah and im pretty sure ninobrown = ladder abuser since all his ladder matches were ffas with another guy with a local ip yo

wisest~yoda
#23 Burgdorf[43798]
cm-24-25-148-194.nycap.rr.com
Well, The battle report was good.. being an italian who really can't read more than 3 words a minute it took a while.. this report was long. in addition i had difficulty understanding because there were no hand gestures accompanying the language. So basically i just looked at the pictures. Good Job on the report peon. Keep 'em coming.
#24 [43807]
11.crrg2.xdsl.nauticom.net
Nice report... turned my whole screen into a background GIF too. Good read though.

Later,
-YRM-
#25 Pandab[43977]
spider-wj072.proxy.aol.com
Nice BR i bet Mika would LOVE IT
#26 KoolManBloke[44030]
webcache-08.p.ps.ifl.net
HAHA liked the br
Let all like N.B. meet the same sad death
joy! :)
#27 loserboye[44963]
24.66.200.212.ab.wave.home.com
Due to NinoBrown's third world economy, he simply couldnt keep up with the ever blinking barracks of Heartcutter.

im sorry ppl but 2 a guy that used 2 live in a 3rd world country thats the funniest fuckin quote ever!
#28 [WP]BlacKnight[44996]
134.240.54.43
Great report,

When the game starts to drag for whatever reason I think mocking someone is a quick and easy way to keep up the pace. While your pictures arent as good as some I have seen at this site, they were really good none the less. Keep up the good work.







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