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#1 ~)|(~[43738]
dhcp9563001.columbus.rr.com
1st
#2 ~)|(~[43740]
dhcp9563001.columbus.rr.com
Lessons learned:
1) dont comment on a br before u read it it might suck :(
#3 I.wall.inmyally[43741]
wmprt-cach1.blazenet.net
Nice try.

Pics, more descriptive text, don't BR games that aren't that great.

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#4 WarLeaderJustin[43742]
spider-wi074.proxy.aol.com
What the heck is wrong with the pic shots? I can't see them! Gr... I spent a lot of time saving shots...
#5 J@ckFrost[43743]
hc5-e6-74-45952518.cg.shawcable.net
Ug...my first time getting reported on and the two opponents turned out to be extremely newbie. I usually would have just left that game after initial scout reports but with reporters onsite I stayed.
Only thing I can say is that it is worth it to be polite to new players. Everybody was there at some point. Especially in a channel like BW 1000 where it is advertised as an open channel for mannered people regardless of skill level. It might however be worth it to politely advise people to create "2v2 Newbie" games in cases like this. Its no fun to anybody when the skill levels are this mismatched. Even an Ultralisk rush loses its appeal :)

Jack


#6 WarLeaderJustin[43747]
spider-wi074.proxy.aol.com
Plz, for the love of God, delete this! It was a mistake, I assure you! I forgot to disable BR Tags, and I don't know what went wrong with the pics! I've learned my lesson, and I will no longer post, but rather read and comment. Bob_the_Newt, even though I fear you and your homosexuality, I bow down before your great BR-ing skills...
#7 -MrCow-[43751]
tsmia4-107.gate.net
Eh..couldn't see the pics. If u said not to post a BR on a newbie game, then y did u?
#8 WarLeaderJustin[43752]
spider-wi074.proxy.aol.com
I kinda got that thought of posting the BR after I made it, thus the Lesson... But hey, refer to Comment #2, which I totally agre with!
#9 CynicalMagician[43754]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
I'm afraid I'm going to have to agree with most of the other comments that this isn't a great BR. However, I like your writing style, and I bet that if you were given a better game, and you really polished your report, you could pull in a 7 or 8. Read the Reporting Guides on how to use pics, and also HTML. All in all, you need more work, but there is definitely potential.
-CynicalMagician
#10 .High+Templar.[43761]
207-172-196-252.s252.tnt1.hck.nj.dialup.rcn.com
All I can say is that this is an ok br of a crappy game :P
#11 {EkT}~Unibrow[43774]
KRLDA010-0382.splitrock.net
Wow. That could be ME out there getting mocked.
#12 Master-chef[43782]
98A9BED9.ipt.aol.com
Darn the layout of this report sucked and so did the players =[
bad pix at the end me blindo

Chef


#13 --Dark--[43788]
d12-kt01-ktnr-pdi.attcanada.net
i don't like bashing people, good first try dude,
#14 Mogalin[43799]
co853273-a.foti1.on.wave.home.com
Erm, you spent a lot of time saving the pics? Personally it takes me only a split second to hit print screen but maybe you're just slow....
#15 WarLeaderJustin[43806]
spider-wd084.proxy.aol.com
What I meant was, Mogalin, that I spent a lot of time CAPTURING the pics so I could put them in my report. After selecting five out of 40(no j/k), I was overwhelmingly dissapointed that either I(probably) or br.com(yeah, right) made a mistake in uploading the image. An hour for a 1 rating, i bet.
#16 WarLeaderJustin[43808]
spider-wd084.proxy.aol.com
Bleh! Don't rate it, delete it!
#17 Dr.Zchivago[43809]
proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
I just read it because you posted up NOT to.

I would say some helpful stuff, but you already said it "Delete it".

-Dr.Z



#18 WarLeaderJustin[43811]
spider-wd084.proxy.aol.com
C'mon, Dr. Z. it'll help me with next br.
#19 Baxter-O'Bixby[43812]
adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Justin has the dubious honor of the first person for me to use /squelch on.... before I met him, I didn't find anyone annoying enough to merit use of that command. ;-) Upload the pics to the proper directory if you can; that might boost this rating by half a notch.
#20 MageCathy[43816]
ip20.minneapolis6.mn.pub-ip.psi.net
Wow this really sucked...
Guess I should be nice...oh ya I was ;/
#21 Executor[43818]
cache3.ihug.co.nz
Wow look at those morons... I bet 90% of them don't even write BRs.. all u can do is be assholes to other ppl and insult theirs.. Damn fags

This was a good try dude... not your fault players were newbs..





#22 SqueakyMonkey[43820]
osh1-7ba.twcny.rr.com
Ah yes, the evil auto-br tags. They've screwed me over once too. Anyway, I thought that the report was well written, but the crappy game, short length, and messed up pictures kinda killed it.

If you BR a crappy game, make sure it's a FUNNY crappy game. Don't get me wrong, there were some funny parts, but not enough to pull up the rating.

Keep working on it, and don't get discouraged because of one lousy rating. If I had, I wouldn't still post here (go search my name and see). Besides, you've already gotten more comments than I ever have on a single report. =/



#23 [43831]
strangers.bragg.army.mil
WLJ, try checking out the report guides on the left. Phiber's html one should give you some guidance. Keep in mind uploaded pics must be under 50k and in jpeg format.
#24 WarLeaderJustin[43836]
spider-wg061.proxy.aol.com
Thanks, guys, for all that have supported me. And for you people that burned me, I guess it's equally right, cause I burned the newbies in my game. Bleh!
#25 [WP]BlacKnight[43848]
134.240.54.43
While not great, good effort...

If the game is bad either because it was over quick or because the players were newbies, substitute a theme or massive humor for content. I imagine a quick short game that is hilarious to read is >> than a long report that is very dry.

You have pontential, just keep working. My first report wasn't that sexy either.


#26 Gob_DaBong[43853]
ns.wsd1.org
nice try, but to Baxter O Bibby..........
Talk To
-Sp|ne
-T_Mac
-+Anathema+
-Bob_The_Newt

They have all spuelched me b4. And they have never talked to me or ever seen me before they squelched me, BEAT THAT!

Now how annoying could Justin be? :)(Even my faces are lame)
#27 Darth Sidious[43928]
ap01-d01-041.dial.freesurf.nl
he warleader its ok man its your first report. keep trying dont give up. it will get better. succes man. maybe you can report one of those games we played 2v2 :)
#28 Edward Oden[43974]
216-164-192-167.s167.tnt2.atn.pa.dialup.rcn.com
Hey! don't make fun of me!

#29 FIRSTLARRY[43975]
216-164-192-167.s167.tnt2.atn.pa.dialup.rcn.com
HEYYYYYY JUSTIN THAT WAS A PRETTY BAD GAME SO WHAT THE HELL COULD YOU HAVE DONE? WHAT YOU OUGHT TO KEEP IN MIND IS...MODIFYING THE REPORT SLIGHTLY JUST TO GRASP THE READERS ATTENTION. NEXT TIME INCORPORATE SNIPERS AND CIVILIANS. WELL MAN I'LL SEE YA AROUND

-FL-
#30 DancingMidget[44102]
98CC1DE1.ipt.aol.com
Did no one else find it strange that he reported a 2vs2 game on temple, but he wasnt one of the players?
#31 WarLeaderJustin[44118]
spider-wg063.proxy.aol.com
In answer to the abover question:

It's called observing a game, moron.
#32 kal'ahem[44461]
193.14.33.23
GAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! THAT ROCKED, REALLY!! not...

um.... kinda sarcastic though for that I have to give u cred, but otherwise why br such a lame and really low standard battle? the battle just sucked (geesh 2 neewbies, isn't even funny to watch in rl) and there isnt much you can do to change that =/, erm maybe add alot more sarcasm to the br and it would be fine. =D

weeee gotta love sarcasm =D



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