| #1 [{o}][44644] |
| dialup-209.246.104.243.NewYork2.Level3.net |
| Yay |
| #2 [44646] |
| spider-te043.proxy.aol.com |
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| #3 ChinksWithGuns[44653] |
| adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| Sweet BR, love that animated gif, and the joke was... funny... hehe. |
| #4 CynicalMagician[44658] |
| 24.69.118.247.bc.wave.home.com |
So St. Peter is standing at the Pearly gates, and 2 men walk up. Unfortunately its been a big day, and Peter has to reject 1 of them entrace to heaven. He asks them to tell their death story, and the one with the more interesting story will go in. So the first guy starts: Ok, I'm doing my exercises on the balcony of my 7th floor apartment, and I slip and fall, and I slid towards the edge. My railing breaks, and I plunge off the balcony. I somehow manage to grab a hold of the balcony on the next floor down, and I think I'm going to be ok, because this guy comes out. But he's really really mad for some reason, and he steps on my fingers to make me fall. I'm like, "Shit". So I fall, but somehow I manage to land in the bushes below the building, and I'm not dead, just a few broken bones. But the guy sees that I'm alive, and he goes back inside, and then returns with a fridge. He CHUCKS THE FRIDGE AT ME OVER THE RAILING!! and it hits me and I'm dead. Thats my story.
St Peter thinks about this, and then asks the other guy to tell his story.
"Ok, so there I am, I'm having sex with some other guys wife. All of a sudden, there is a knock on the door, and she says, "its my husband! Hide!" I run around for a sec, but I can't find anywhere to hide, because its a 1 room place. So she says: "Get in the fridge!" and the next thing I know I'm here.... |
| #5 [{o}][44659] |
| dialup-209.246.104.243.NewYork2.Level3.net |
| Hehe |
#6  [44662] |
| dsl-gte-jr13661-1.linkline.com |
| Whoa, looks SWEET! Nice animation. |
| #7 Krone[44664] |
| 1Cust80.tnt2.ind1.da.uu.net |
Hmmm I might be confused but was it missing a mini map with the "orange x's"?
Good br btw and even though the jokes were mostly about me it was funny =[ |
| #8 CraZy[44665] |
| 24.65.122.105.sk.wave.home.com |
kakaka krone owns.... I mean sux :D
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| #9 [{o}][44667] |
| dialup-209.246.104.243.NewYork2.Level3.net |
| Whoops. Forgot to put those in... |
| #10 Krone[44668] |
| 1Cust80.tnt2.ind1.da.uu.net |
| Err atleast I dont think i "own" |
| #11 KpNamja409[44677] |
| 63.new-york-20-25rs.ny.dial-access.att.net |
nice br ed. where r u the pics with the orange X? oh wells, great br. wtf r u gonna get me for my f*ckin b-day b*itch! hehe. mad funny joke btw especially cynicalmagician.
******Edwin n the Hardys kick ass!!!*******
-KpNamJa409(aka Kp~FiReBoLt) |
| #12 xero[44679] |
| 209.127.79.103 |
nice BR
krone does sux ... hehehe
i have like 873465987340 jokes, but i dont feel like trying to pick one to post in here so im not gonna do it .... that one u had in your report is one i have. |
| #13 ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![44686] |
| spinach1.verinet.com |
Ok i have a joke for ya.
A penguin is having some trouble with his car, so he decides to take it into the shop and see what is wrong. The mechanic comes up to him and says: "Well it is going to be a 30 mins., so why don't you go and look around the mall across the street." The penguin thinks about and finally decides to goto the mall. He sees an ice cream shop and decides to go in. He orders one scoop of vanilla on a cone. He starts licking it and licking it, and then he looks at his watch and the 30 min has past. So, he is running and licking and running and licking his ice cream cone. He makes it back to the shop and comes up to the mechanic and says: so what is wrong with my car?" The mechanic replies:" Well it looks like you blew a seel" Then the penguin says back: "no it is just ice cream". |
| #14 Talon[44734] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
| kinda sux knowing that krone will get the shit beat out of him before even reading the BR. |
| #15 Talon[44736] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
HAHA I WAS RIGHT AHAHAHAHA KRONE YOU SUX ASDOIFNASDIFOJASDF
AHAHAHHAHAAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA SDFJA;SDOIFNASDIOFN
FDF;NOASIHFASDIOFN
ASDFOIASHDFSADF
HAHAHAHA FUNNY
ROFL ROLF ORLDNFAOSDF ASDFJASDF
LOLONFOASDINF ROFL ORNSD FLOL JOASDIJFNASDF
HAHAHAHA SDFIAJMSDIF
ASDFJASODIFNA;SDLKFJA
SDFJSADFLJASLDKFJA;SLDKFJ
!!!!jASD0FOIUJASDOFN
KRONE SUX JASO;DIFNM;OASDIFHJ
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| #16 Melvinator[44744] |
| c651883-a.frmt1.sfba.home.com |
Heheh kick ass report. KRONE = OWNED. Hey that rhymes... anyways, I want the pictures with the damned X's on them.
-Melvinator |
| #17 Krone[44753] |
| 1Cust23.tnt2.ind1.da.uu.net |
| Talon,you show so much intelligence in your post. GJ. |
| #18 Talon[44766] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
krone you are .... gay
gw
someone rate this? |
| #19 Krone[44791] |
| 1Cust26.tnt1.ind1.da.uu.net |
Ya this does need to be rated. All the br's around it have
RATE IT!
and talon that "gw" just made u gayer. |
| #20 [{o}][44840] |
| 77.new-york-16-17rs.ny.dial-access.att.net |
| OMG, I DONT THINK THIS SHOULD BE RATED A 4! |
| #21 Garett[44868] |
| spider-tf031.proxy.aol.com |
| A 4 is a little too generous |
| #22 !~reaper~![44887] |
| 207-172-132-77.s77.tnt5.col.md.dialup.rcn.com |
| wtf this br was good, what i read of it.... why a 4? lot'sa pics, jokes, poeple makeing fun of krone, i meen just for makeing fun of krone it shoulda got a good rateing :- no seriosly... this BR deservs alot more then a 4... |
| #23 !~reaper~![44891] |
| 207-172-132-77.s77.tnt5.col.md.dialup.rcn.com |
| wtf this br was good, what i read of it.... why a 4? lot'sa pics, jokes, poeple makeing fun of krone, i meen just for makeing fun of krone it shoulda got a good rateing :- no seriosly... this BR deservs alot more then a 4... |
| #24 '-()-()-'[44894] |
| 164.new-york-11-12rs.ny.dial-access.att.net |
| A 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMFGOSH. it's deserves a 10!! i'll go read the br now. |
| #25 Krone[44903] |
| 1Cust26.tnt1.ind1.da.uu.net |
....Was i somehow designated as "the person in NH that everyone makes fun of and laughs at"?
HUK^^ |
| #26 <marquee><a href=porno.html><b>xero</b></a></marquee>[44940] |
| 209.127.79.145 |
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists a Yalegraduate and a redneck. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to come up with a poem that
contained the word. The word they were given was Timbuktu. First to recite his poem wasthe Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels, two by two
Destination-Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy. No way could the redneck top that, they thought.
The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin went
Met three whores in a pop-up tent
They was three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
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| #27 <font color=yellow>xero</font>[44941] |
| 209.127.79.145 |
something like that krone :-)
your so lame, your zerg dies to dt rushes, lol |
| #28 Talon[44966] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
Krone... you are bad at playing StarCraft
Dont trash talk people that you cannot defeat.
Thanks. |
| #29 Krone[45005] |
| 1Cust64.tnt2.ind1.da.uu.net |
Talon go away and die plz?
thx |
| #30 [{o}][45046] |
| dialup-209.246.97.117.NewYork2.Level3.net |
| A 4 wouldn't look good on my lifetime thingie. Thx for all that liked it. Krone, you sux and own. Talon plain ownz (hahaha). |
| #31 ~[45244] |
| we-24-31-39-45.we.mediaone.net |
Dude your name looks like a vagina!
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