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-Johhny_Vegas




#1 xero[44701]
209.127.79.103
first hahahahahaha !!!!

me mucho gosu

you all suck !!!



#2 Talon[44702]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Xero is a lamer

2nd

#3 Evil_The_Radish[44703]
pool0326.cvx6-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net
3rd woohooo!!!
#4 xero[44704]
209.127.79.103
nice report btw, i really enjoyed looking at all the cool pics, and your a very talented writer :-) but you type too fast !!!

or maybe i just type too slow ...

#5 xero[44705]
209.127.79.103
die talon, gay homo #@$%#$%#@$%
#6 Talon[44708]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
fun report :)

go lurker!

#7 Sonneillon[44711]
prnask01d02030127.sk.sympatico.ca
*grins*
Alas- I am too tired, or I would put something thoughtful and witty in your comments section.

The Insane Goat
Sonneillon



#8 <marquee>1-900-bgh</marquee>[44714]
AC865ADA.ipt.aol.com
Jon, I scrolled through your BR to see if you used Ziggy....I gave up, until i saw the .jpg I helped you work on...but alas I saw the name Imbalance...kills all terran? Jon...you ruined it....it was still a good BR...each one is better than the other..good job
#9 ChinksWithGuns[44715]
adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Dah, the scrolling signature. Damn you. Die, too gosu for me.
#10 xero[44716]
209.127.79.103
k, now that i actually read it ... hehe

nice report, the nuke and storm at the end was gosu man !!

#11 Wraithfighter[44717]
mail.mx.brainstorm.net
NUKES RULE! 2 nukes > anything. Literally. 2 nukes can destroy anything. Even a 1 billion hit point building.

oh btw, 10!

good otherwise



#12 Wraithfighter[44718]
mail.mx.brainstorm.net
ARRGH! NOT NUMBER 10!
#13 Dr.Zchivago[44719]
proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
Sweet report man.
I love games like that. As far as storm or nuke, I think I would choose storm as what I would like in a pinch, but nukes are so much fun.

Hmm, I notice a trend here. On b.net xero has his bot in nohunters spamming the shit out of everyone, and in this comment section he has 3 comments out of the 1st 5. Nothing personal, but Talon is right with comment #2.

ChinksWithGuns, I look forward to seeing your next BR.

-Dr.Z






#14 Baxter-O'Bixby[44720]
adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Good stuff, Chinks! I liked the irradiated goon... reminds me of a game I played where a guy thought he was being very gosu by irradiating all my BCs. ;-)
#15 ChinksWithGuns[44721]
adsl-63-197-184-198.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Irradiated goon>all. Fry>Nuke. That's the bottom line.
#16 Limp_Bizkit666[44724]
PPPa57-ResaleLosAngelesMetro4-4R7088.saturn.bbn.com
hmmm..... why is your pictures sooo smooth??

what did you do to them??? they are soo smooth, they don't feel right.....

hehe, some of them were put out of porportion....

hehhe

btw, the font you started with, not the one it changes to, is gay.... =]

byeya

p.s-yer pictures rock ass....COMMENT #16!!!!
#17 [44725]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
nice. :)

I was about to work on the pic tonight actually, but a chick called for late night coffee so... =P
#18 ChinksWithGuns[44726]
adsl-63-197-184-198.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
nice? no rating.. no comments? kek... BETTER HAVE BEEN A HOT CHICK.. shiet... skip doing my title pic... argh... die! Had to work with this one.. kek, but its cool.
#19 ChinksWithGuns[44728]
adsl-63-197-184-198.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
criticisms?
#20 xero[44731]
209.127.79.103
Dr.Z, stfu ? my bot dont spam shit, and talon is a lamer, not I ... the only reason he called me a lamer, cuz i got the first comment, and he didnt, which first comment is pretty pointless anyways .... i just didnt want anybody else to have to fight over it, so i took it ... :-)

btw, i did enjoy your last report Dr.Z, i look forward to seeing more of your reports, but not more of your nonsense, calling me a spammer/lamer, agreeing with talon shit ...
#21 Talon[44733]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
err right i'm a lamer, ok.
whatever you say mr.lamer

bye mr.lamer
#22 ~Dyce~[44735]
chi-ras-2-209-112-94-14.mc.net
I really enjoyed reading this, and all the pictures of carnage made it fun to read (look at =)
Nice BR
#23 WilliamWC3[44737]
huru27.wuh.wustl.edu
My Title Pic would have been Gosuer

Stop ignoring me CHINKS.

yeah and nice report.
#24 Marie47[44738]
std183.dorms6.macalester.edu
Great br:) Cathy won! That's definately what I like to see. Sweetness^^

Clan 47 ownz ur bonez:D
#25 Dr.Zchivago[44739]
proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
heh,
I will just let your spam up above speak for itself.
I believe Cam and Krone can attest to xero bot spam today.
but oh well, its not that big a deal, and I don't plan on continuing this here =)



Chinks, was the super wide table on purpose? It was okay because it still fit on my screen after an initial scroll. Just curious.

Again, very good stuff.

-Dr.Z
#26 Melvinator[44742]
c651883-a.frmt1.sfba.home.com
hehe, that BR owned. Nukes > Fry because nukes give that "OMFG WHERE'S THE DOT?" out of everyone.

9.99

-Melvinator
#27 xero[44745]
209.127.79.93
oh, and im also a lamer cuz i wont promote talon on my bot ... what a lamer i am ... omg talon your right ... im such a lamer.

and yeah this spam is just horrible ... wtf do u think spam is Dr.Z ? you must not know ...

btw Chinks, nice report :-) almost 30 comments :-)
#28 Ya:~:Worst:~:..[44746]
p75-tnt2.syd.ihug.com.au
sweet BR keep up da good work



Scorps Out....
#29 <marquee behavior="slide" direction="right">PCGuy587</marquee>[44748]
sys47.hou.wt.net
Good report.
Liked the bottom pic!
#30 :+:BGH:+:[44749]
134.240.54.43
I thought I would take a brief moment out of the ongoing thread in Prozerran's report to read and comment on this one. Great report. My only complaint is that it was not on BGH. Oh well, nothing can be perfect in this world I guess.
#31 MageCathy[44755]
ip35.minneapolis7.mn.pub-ip.psi.net
Yay you made it ;) That was a fun game.
#32 Krone[44757]
1Cust23.tnt2.ind1.da.uu.net
Talon is a bigger lamer.

Btw good report but why did you just mention cath/hilb/lurk in 2v2 and not the 4th person?
#33 Bane-The-Feared[44758]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
Damnit Chinks you knocked my report off the list :P

Cool report ^^
#34 Bloodcry[44759]
host62-7-181-233.host.btclick.com
Very good report, inspired me to comment on it, and i have read almost all the 9+ reports... best thing i liked was the storms and nukes at the end. Prefer storm to nukes, cause when at 0 minerals, gas, u can storm the hell out of everyone and become archons... whereas with ghosts w/o nukes are like tanks without siege tech.

#35 Talon[44760]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Look at this, chinx doesn't even reply to the comments he gets



krone is gay
#36 CynicalMagician[44761]
24.69.118.247.bc.wave.home.com
Very, very nice BR. I like your images, you have good screenshotting abilities. Lots of violence >). I thought the last psi storm montage was a little uneven with the white lines, but that's just me. All in all, you kick ass ChinksWithGuns. If I were a rater, you would get a 9.
-CynicalMagician


PS. That signature file is THE best EVER. It doesn't matter what other people can put up, yours will ALWAYS be better. I like the big rifle....
#37 ChinksWithGuns[44763]
adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
I dunno, nobo's anime pictures are pretty tight. that was the pride of my report, along with the nuke/fry... argh.. FLS gave me an 8... die! cmon people, make me set the new record of comments.. heh jp. Thanks a lot people.
#38 Blade|IcE|[44769]
c790560-a.smateo1.sfba.home.com
damn, being a terran-only (cept on islands) i was kinda disappointed to see them lose =[. he shoulda nuked more if u ask me =]. plus lockdown ownz.

Good report, and storm is imbalanced!!!!!

Blade
#39 T_Mac[44771]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-808.look.ca
this owned
#40 Starookie[44772]
edtn009740.hs.telusplanet.net
nice one chink...keep it up =D
#41 JudgepagLIVR[44778]
interlock.lexmark.com
In regards to the question of nukes v storms, I'd have to say storms.


in order to nuke, you must build every single building the terran has, except the armory. You must build two addons, pay 200/200 to run a 5 minute proccess on one of them, build a ghost, announce your intention to nuke to the enemy 30 sesconds in advance, and hold perfectly still while they use the time to either try to kill you or just move 5 steps to the left.

In order to storm, you must build four buildings, research once, build a templar, hit t, point and click.

to be fair though, nuking is more fun... kinda like a "scavenger hunt" method of attacking.
#42 Sp|nE[44784]
dialup0155-pri.voicenet.com
storm > sc

newbies > double terran

sleep > this

it was good but ur pictures were ugly. try to eliminate all that white crap around them, as well as the things that say "this pic has been saved to your sc directory" or whatever ... i forget what they say

sleeeepppppppsslepsja;klsd

#43 ChinkswithGuns[44786]
adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Done, the whole BR has a black background.. happy?
#44 Krone[44792]
1Cust26.tnt1.ind1.da.uu.net
Grrr answer me plz?

Several times u mention a 2v2 with hilbs/lurker/cathy but why not mention zodi?
#45 Krebster[44794]
spider-wa012.proxy.aol.com
The chinks with guns logo rocks!
#46 ReKruL[44800]
spider-th014.proxy.aol.com
Damn nice report. Sorry bout the nagging.....but the wait was worth it ^^

GG Cathy OwnZ YeR BoneZ
GG HilbsTheFag u SuX

#47 ChinksWithGuns[44801]
adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Argh, hate this... WHO GAVE ME WHAT RATING? argggggghhhh... and why? why did i get those ratings? as for zodi, i dunno, i forget why i didn't put his name in.
#48 Krone[44802]
1Cust26.tnt1.ind1.da.uu.net
haha good reason
#49 ::nobody::[44821]
dt0f4n84.san.rr.com
about my title pic...you "had to do with this one"?!?!??! Bah! the title pic owns you...OWNS you!! :D

hehe great report chinks and a good game to boot. I like ur pics better when the overlap, but thats just a preferance...hehe anywho, GREAT report buddy and sorry about the delay with the title ;)

ciao!
::nobody::
#50 <marquee>1-900-bgh</marquee>[44827]
dialup-63.208.247.104.LosAngeles1.Level3.net
A 9 Jon...I see a trend...first a 7, then an 8, next a 9....could your next BR be a ...10? Good luck you dirty asian..cacahuate
#51 <marquee>1-900-bgh</marquee>[44828]
dialup-63.208.247.104.LosAngeles1.Level3.net
Oh ya, you're half way to 100 comments...
#52 Happoussai[44837]
latbog-cam1-228.latino.web.co
I would like to play a game like the one you wrote.
#53 `~DarKnight~'[44847]
spider-tp044.proxy.aol.com
nice report.
i like cathy's style.
it's exactly like mine! goons, an odd zealot or two, mad high templars or templari, and a few dark templars. Only if she made some reavers, sairs, and maybe like 5 scouts. and exp more. but that's just me.
about the report... it's ok. probably woulda nabbed a 9 if YRM never came to this site, but he did and raised the par for reports. so now it's about a 7 1/2 on my scale.
Go Cathy! i was rooting for her the entire way.
#54 <I> Executor </I>[44864]
cache3.ihug.co.nz
<code> This report rocked... it deserved a 10 or a 9.9... </code>
#55 <marquee><a href=porno.html><b>xero</b></a></marquee>[44871]
209.127.79.93
#55 ownz you ...

Sp|nE, wtf is wrong with his pics ? the white stuff is the best part ... and that goes for pretty much everything :-), oreo cookies ... creme filled pastries ... and anything else that is white ... yummy

<font color=yellow>xero
#56 ChinksWithGuns[44872]
adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
WHY MUST THE RATER TORTURE ME SO... its a hit and run dammit.They rate it and run before they give me comments or show who gave the rating... when will the pain stop!!
#57 1-900-bgh[44967]
AC83493F.ipt.aol.com
Don't worry. <strike> Just be grateful that you got a 9 on this crap </strike> Go to my school..private school sucks
#58 [45023]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
check out the reporting guide. It's most likely that you missed a few points there so you dun get a 10. =P I can't comment on every single report that I rate and saying the same thing over and over again.
#59 Krone[45039]
spider-tj074.proxy.aol.com
Hello. I am gay. Plz all men out there suck my dick. Lick my ballz plz too! If you want to go out with me, my last name is Kroneck.....plz gimme a call!
#60 Krone[45040]
spider-tj074.proxy.aol.com
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#61 Inadequate[45043]
clt-pxy04.firstunion.com
Cathy owns =p

Great game, great br, fun read.

Inadequate
#62 [45053]
spider-tn044.proxy.aol.com
I'm sorry for posting that twice. My comp messed up.
#63 Little-Rock[45140]
lal-99-235.Reshall.Berkeley.EDU
Yes, it's the infamous backstabber and bitcher, anyways, this was a very good match, I wonder if Cathy's hot...;-) Nice Reporting! :)
#64 ReKruL[45215]
spider-wg063.proxy.aol.com
fuck krone why the hell did u go and screw up the forum with your gay spam?
#65 ChinksWithGuns[45247]
adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Cuz he's gay.. duh
#66 JapswithGuns[45266]
dialup-63.210.125.163.LosAngeles1.Level3.net
Nice, your report gets better and better. keep it up
#67 HonkyWithGroove[45301]
209.127.79.145
groovy report dude :-)
#68 [45302]
209.127.79.145
<marquee><a href=porno.html><b><font color=yellow>xero</font></b></a></marquee>
#69 Krone[45429]
1Cust12.tnt1.ind1.da.uu.net
OMG that isnt me its talon the fag and he posted on the forum using me name also
#70 morglum[45449]
vanrel1.vcd.hp.com
Super Cool. First BR I've read. Though some of the terminoligy is beyond me, I knew somethning cool must have been happennig.

-m
#71 Lady Paladin[45455]
pool-209-138-191-7-bltm.grid.net
Heh... I see ChinkswithGuns in NoHunters all the time. This was a truly marvelous report... I would be honored if you did one for me sometime.. though I am not as "Gosu" yet as I'd like to be.
#72 doleman19[45477]
pylortes.merrimack.edu
very good report
#73 NiggazWitGunz[45535]
spider-tp051.proxy.aol.com
Yo my chink hombre, numma 75 hell yeah. hehe you otta get in there and take em all on, hehe. u no, nigs>chinks =P oh yeah nice BR 2
#74 xero[45594]
209.127.79.145
but hes no ordinary chink ...
#75 r.a.g.e.[45758]
1Cust11.tnt3.springfield2.ma.da.uu.net
umm in the br, somewhere it said early rushing doesnt always pay off, thats only if you cant micro, 2v2 is ALL about rushing, only reason you wouldnt rush is if they put up lots of towers, in which case u expo. if they tech early, and hold off the rush, you either really suck, or you didnt attack soon enough
#76 Jummy[45773]
lowell-quad-2-93.netnitco.net
Hilbs = Gay, just so you all know.
#77 ChinksWithGuns[45774]
adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
rage, you like... umm.. suck. okay, number 1 what the hell are you rambling about? putting up towers? right. Next, 2v2 is about race combinations as well as double teaming, not rushing. 3rd, you're a moron.

-Chinks
#78 [45786]
we-24-24-166-145.we.mediaone.net
Wow. How did I miss this report?

Quite a battle, and a good report to go with it.

GOSU!

#79 Peon-Micro[46076]
spider-tr072.proxy.aol.com
Umm... all these ND niggers, stop being like jon, no one will ever be like him. Ummm.. japsWithGuns? God... Where do these ppl come up with these names!?
#80 BUU[84664]
borderman.humble.k12.tx.us
<font face=terminal>theyre special.</font>



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