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#1 enforce[44884]
64.13.55.77
1st :p

kind of a short match, but POA wouldn't give a rematch.

#2 .....[44886]
adsl-63-196-132-9.dsl.sndg02.pacbell.net
good job
8


#3 Talon[44888]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
protector sucks

die whore


Zerg >>> protector

you suck

bye

sucker

suck
bye


die



whore

gay

die


you suck


idiot























#4 <font color="pink"> Ko[B]ull[44889]
2Cust126.tnt14.chi5.da.uu.net
<font color="pink"> Hahaha POA is my bitch =] i own him hard. It is funny to see my bitch own other bitches =] GW POA, u have learned from ur master kek.

P.S> he got the 12 min only exp from me =]













POA DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS!!!!!!
#5 Space.Ghost[44890]
h00c0ca1252a6.ne.mediaone.net
gj
Damn with all these awesome reports surrounding mine I'll never even get rated :)
definitely worth a 7, perhaps 8
#6 Kosher_man[44892]
clt92-130.carolina.rr.com
now bull you know good and well poa is my bitch. WE should have a bitch fight and pit our bitches agiants each other to see who wins.
#7 FAGGOT[44895]
wmprt-cach1.blazenet.net
A good report, but the layout was bland. Try placing images in other parts of the report than in the center.
#8 WinnietheBIACH[44897]
PPPa87-ResaleGainesvilleFlB1-4R7029.saturn.bbn.com
Poll: If I did a "other" BR about having sex would u guys read it?
#9 WinnietheBIACH[44898]
PPPa87-ResaleGainesvilleFlB1-4R7029.saturn.bbn.com
I would include nitty gritty detail but I forgot to take screan shots :P
#10 ProtectorofAiur[44899]
SID.MIT.EDU
The truth is: I have many bitches

Their names are Talon, Melfuaru, and Kosher_man.

I make them work hard on the streets and they bring me back minerals and vespene gas.

Now die you bitches.
#11 WinnietheB|ach[44900]
PPPa87-ResaleGainesvilleFlB1-4R7029.saturn.bbn.com
Oh yeah.. nice BR, (for future reference I am also known as WinnietheB|ach, because my other name kindof.. ahem... well, everyone would kick me out of team games :P)
#12 ProtectorofAuir[44902]
64.13.55.77
im a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt... and my butt smells... and i like to kiss my own butt
#13 probe[44905]
dt121nce.tampabay.rr.com
more text, less lamers
POA sux
talon = 12.
#14 Fox^1[44906]
01-023.039.popsite.net
POA's toss > My zerg.

Also no zerg is going to win with equal or less expansions than a toss. Great BR even though POA whipped the stuffing out of this guy =[

Fox^1
#15 Limp_Bizkit666[44914]
PPPa94-ResaleLosAngelesMetro1-1R7088.saturn.bbn.com
i'm POA's master..

POA = my gimp...NO, NOT MY BITCH, but my gimp...

oh well,

byeya

p.s-enforce's lifetime rating = 8.. OMG
#16 GoTeN~Z[44922]
spider-tl013.proxy.aol.com
eh
#17 <font color="pink"> Ko[B]ull[44931]
ppp-204.tnt-1.ind.smartworld.net
hey POA, dumbass, i am melfuaru =( cockfuck =( im not ur bitch, UR MY BITCH u dickless dead donkey fuxor =(



















P.S> POA is a hAx0r!! HE IS DICKLESS ALSO
#18 <font color="pink"> Ko[B]ull[44933]
ppp-204.tnt-1.ind.smartworld.net
<font color="pink"> forgot to type in pink (my favorite color btw) so i repost my message...

hey POA, dumbass, i am melfuaru =( cockfuck =( im not ur bitch, UR MY BITCH u dickless dead donkey fuxor =(



















P.S> POA is a hAx0r!! HE IS DICKLESS ALSO
#19 S Warrior[44971]
d5090.dtk.chello.nl
back to the topic
kewl report enforce =)
#20 ProtectorofAiur[45027]
SID.MIT.EDU
Haha, talon next time you try to pretend to be me, at least spell it right.

More comments, less comments from lamers like probe.

probe sux
probe = elf

melf stfu you annoying idiot. =]
#21 Talon[45030]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
ahahaa that wasn't me but it was pretty funny tho :)
#22 tweek(:[45033]
spider-tr042.proxy.aol.com
um...
i want a rematch.
thx
#23 tweek(:[45034]
spider-tr042.proxy.aol.com
i fixed my mouse so i wont be casting swarm instead of plague anymore...that may have been what cost me the game...
errrr...i hate archon...stupid splash damge...archon>mutas...also u didnt say anything about the stipulation of no hydras :... GG
rematch rematch rematch rematch rematch rematch rematch...
#24 BW-sux[45055]
spider-wa012.proxy.aol.com
Because it's enforce, I give him a comment.
#25 [45134]
chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at
rly nice one but a bit one-sided

7.
#26 Little-Rock[45139]
lal-99-235.Reshall.Berkeley.EDU
Yes, yes, it's me, the infamous backstabber and bitcher, no one beats me in a insulting contest...anyways, nice match w/ some good reporting...
#27 Casper...[45142]
odo.computerstudies.ca
All zerg must dead. Like battyboy or something. Bumboclot!
#28 ReKruL[45220]
spider-wg063.proxy.aol.com
both players in this game sucked. the BR was good.
#29 ReKruL[45221]
spider-wg063.proxy.aol.com
Poa or tweek plz feel free to ask me for a game. thx^^
#30 Krone[45222]
spider-wg063.proxy.aol.com
damn i may suck, but the players in this game are hukulously chobo compared to me.
#31 ReKruL[45223]
spider-wg063.proxy.aol.com
^^
#32 ReKruL[45224]
spider-wg063.proxy.aol.com
Go Krone!
#33 FearTheToss[45241]
spider-tf024.proxy.aol.com
Ummm....Tweek just had a bad day. He tried hard-- he really did :( Now there are some elements missing from this BR. First, POA was a sissy boy and agreed that Tweek shouldn't make any hydras. (Here's an equation that could have had a massive outcome on the game if POA hadn't been a sissy) Hydras=Lurkers>lot of stuff. There. Maybe Tweek and POA should rematch and let Tweek take advantage of all of his units. BTW, POA es un homa y Tweek>POA.
#34 Jesse[45287]
we-24-31-39-45.we.mediaone.net
What if someone just made one report that got a 10 and never made another one? Then you would have a lifetime rating of 10. I would retire my name with a perfect rating!
#35 tweek(:[45469]
spider-th063.proxy.aol.com
rekrul: u want some ho? bring it. it was a very hard fought game especially w/o hydras... plus toss early expand > zerg. u dont know what ur talkin bout and ill take u anytime. just add another ho to the pile. ho.
#36 ProtectorofAiur[45665]
SID.MIT.EDU
OMFG A:LJFL:DJFDLFJ I SAID THAT AS A JOKE WHEN YOU HIT WITH LINGS I SAID "NO HYDRAS" AS A JOKE BECAUSE IF YOU KEPT SENDING LINGS AGAINST THE ZEAL CANNON THEY WOULD HAVE DIED.

god wtf is with ppl, i seriously meant that as a complete joke and thought i made it clear.

firstly rekrul you are permasquelched and a complete idiot. krone stfu, everyone hates you. fearthetoss i meant it as a joke, and his build was a good one as well anyway, as pvz i always build expecting hydras anyway hence the cannons on ledge and quick templar. i have never claimed that i "owned" tweek or anything like that, he is very good and it was a good game, i don't know why i am getting shit from all of you.
#37 ProtectorofAiur[45667]
SID.MIT.EDU
Bob suggested I add this:

Rekrul, Krone, and FeartheToss

"My dick, your ass"
#38 Fox^1[45668]
02-096.039.popsite.net
POA is a jedi, he tells people during the game what he wants and they do it. Rekrul likes in the "Rekrul" area.

POA is a God!

This BR is good

Fox^1
#39 [45673]
242835hfc156.tampabay.rr.com
go poa go
#40 Krone[45783]
1Cust79.tnt32.chi5.da.uu.net
grrrr



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