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#1 Limp_Bizkit666[44917]
PPPa94-ResaleLosAngelesMetro1-1R7088.saturn.bbn.com
OMG, this BR RULEES!

byeeya

p.s-i'm dope and POA = my bitch



#2 Love-The-Feared[44918]
PPPa94-ResaleLosAngelesMetro1-1R7088.saturn.bbn.com
Wow. This report deserves a 10, no doubt.

The writing style was pretty original, but the only problem was that the graphics were a little small. Other than that, NICE ASS STUFF!!!

bye





#3 Bane-The-Feared[44920]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
Limp, isn't Love-The-Feared 1 of ur aka's? hehe
#4 Limp_Bizkit666[44923]
PPPa94-ResaleLosAngelesMetro1-1R7088.saturn.bbn.com
DOPE!

no, actually, i have multiple-personality disorder...

hehe, actually, no i don't.

i just wanted to crtisize my own work.. i don't know how to put frames and all, so i was humped in putting big pictures, and collages....

oh well..

hehe, i don't even think you read it

byeya

p.s-LOVE RULEES!!!













#5 ChinksWithGuns[44924]
adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Sp|nE's eyebrows are mighty fuzzy.
#6 xero[44925]
209.127.79.145
lol
#7 Talon[44936]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Sp|nE's eyebrows look like a forest.
BGH is stupid.
Newbies have invaded NH
Twip has a nice pussy
Religious stuff sucks
Darkhawke sexes male pigs




#8 Jesse[44942]
we-24-31-39-45.we.mediaone.net
1) bushy
2) gay
3) see#2
4) see#1
5) whatever
6) see#2 again
#9 Limp_Bizkit666[44943]
PPPa94-ResaleLosAngelesMetro1-1R7088.saturn.bbn.com
hump my ass...

whores..

hehehheehee

byeya

p.s-gotta go watch mad TV... cya
#10 DivvyO[44946]
kpcrdc.kp.org
DivvyO = #3 in Limp's subject material, gay gay mad gay gayest of all gaywads of gayness gay.
#11 Master-chef[44955]
98ADB278.ipt.aol.com
Great writing style....pix were (stated above) lil small..but everything else were nice

oh and subject 7)Ironchefs =]

Well I finally WATCHED an Ironchef losing to a challenger....the Japanese Ironchef lost!!!

Ironchef and <font size="2">jackie chan<font> owns

Chef
#12 ~e[45024]
node121.nodezero.net
thats Cinco de Mayo, not Chico de Mayo, for you ignorant people :)
#13 S!aVe[45070]
pray9.uwsp.edu
HOWHA...... that's all i gotta say .. .HOWHA
#14 [Xe'l]CrazY![45078]
spider-te041.proxy.aol.com
hmm,i liek to talk about D-Hawks gayness ,cuase hes might gay, and a poser( in the regards he thinks hes good cuase he knows hilbs) aahahahahaha wha ta freaking loser. And he says hes 5-1 vs me when weve only palyed 2 games and i won one of them. Man ,wha ta loser:) good BR. Damn i think i love newts now...hmm whers bob..,,,
#15 Phuckin-Retard[45133]
lldslppp117.phnx.uswest.net
Hmm, since we're on the subject of GAYNESS, I guess it would be great to incorporate that with this piece of shit I just read.

Why this report blew:

-godamn font was too small, damn near fell of chair leaning so far over.
-Anyone who tells a battlereport through the narration of a GrandFather telling stories to his children has obviously had a disturbed child hood.
-Refer to the point above again
-Just really gay.

The way the battlerpeort was put together was marvelous, but the overall story was just sad.
Don't flame me either, just cause I didn't think this battlereport was magnificent like everyone else doesn't mean I can't have my own opinion, however crude it is, bitch.
#16 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[45155]
gateway.ncdsb.com
GOSU! WTG!

I have a br comin out soon . . . check it out bro, BOTF!
#17 Limp_Bizkit666[45174]
206.117.45.185
Dag, what is BOTF?

hmmmm...

oh well.

when phucking rhetard comments, it usually meants it deserves a 10 at least....and 200 comments..

i have high standards now, HEAR THAT RATERS??? =]

oh well..

byeya

p.s-i'll try to make my font bigger.. and make it gayer. k?
#18 Baxter-O'Bixby[45183]
info-190-38.Lib.Berkeley.EDU
Please, next time report on a lamer game on a lamer map... this didn't quite hit the lameness threshold. The actual writing was OK.... but my God! A BGH game? And a complete beatdown at that? It might have been worth reading if purple had recovered or something interesting like that... but it basically boiled down to a rush, a failed counter, and an execution. Tsk.

I'm going to go with a rating of 6, but only because I like your face.

<b>Baxter-O'Bixby</b>
#19 Limp_BIzkit666[45186]
206.117.45.185
OMG, BAXTER gets a 1600 on the SATs but he surely failed in English Comprehension.....

oh well....

i SPECIFICALLY mentioned this was a TOURNAMENT set up by Tao-of-gaming, that this was a first round, and that the map was HUNTERS!!

NOT BGH!!! NOTTTTTT NOTTTTT BGHHHHHH!!!

see how tainted the word "hunters" has become? that that one word is now used for "BGH"????

just like the word "gay", that it used to be a good word, now synomymous with DarkHawke, and Hilbs...

oh well

byeya

p.s-baxter = weird... and my face = dope =]
#20 Limp_BIzkit666[45187]
204.140.185.225
oh yeah, btw, comment #20 for me..

=]

byeya

p.s-more comments, more audience...more audience, more comments... wierd, heh?
#21 Limp_BIzkit666[45192]
204.140.185.225
god, 5 whole minutes passed, and yet no comments...

hehhehehehehe

i'm a comment whore, btw..

oh well

byeya

p.s-damn where da hell is baxter?
#22 SlingsNArrows[45203]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Religion sucks, because I would never follow a god who wanted to put other humans ( Jesus, Muhammed, David Coresch, but all spelled correctly) between myself and him. heh..

oh, and I'm a BGH love child!

heh, good enough? I love the handy comment ideas
#23 Mogalin[45279]
co853273-a.foti1.on.wave.home.com
Spiffy!

This brings me back to the days of my hs vs a-x report.. go chicken scribble edited pics!
#24 [45288]
as530089.infocom.com
Limp, I find your battlereports almost as annoying to read as your posts.... :P

hehe, anyway though, not a bad report. Pics were too small, story was pretty cheesy, game was pretty one-sided, but still... creative enough for a 7 I suppose.

Cheers,
Dref
#25 Limp_Bizkit666[45321]
ip67.los-angeles29.ca.pub-ip.psi.net
oh well... i deserved a 7... thanks for rating, Dref...

i thought it was gonna be unrated until someone famous posts, and raters are somewhat forced to rate shit under him/her.. =]

another is coming up, and i "improved" on it, so please count on it...

i didnt try to crop pictures, cause i'm not good at it, so i don't want to f with stuff i am not good at...

anyways, thanks

byeya

p.s-7 = my high... hehe
#26 Goldenscale[45364]
citgo-bh.citgo.com
For Pete's sake, if you are going to write up an important BR on a game such as the Tao Tourney, please run your crap through a spell-checker and 4 or 5 grammar filters! Your style of writing seems to be that of a 10 year old (and no, not due solely to the cheesy storyline type of reporting)!

As was stated earlier, the game was lame, but I would also expect most every game in the tournament to be reported, so you won't be deducted from for that. But the simple butchering of the English language is not to be overlooked.

And I'm about sick of hearing the word "gay" so overly used. It's enough to make me think that this game is raising a whole generation of butt-humpin' queers.

Sorry to go off on you such as this. The English abuse is all too common, you were just the first one I read this morning, and I'm VERY crabby in the morning :P
#27 Limp_Bizkit666[45411]
206.117.125.137
Look, Goldenscale, i have no idea what your problems are in the morning, (=]) but you must understnad that i'm doing this BR in style of SPEECH!

do you tank the way to write? do you not talk in fragments? do you not blabber once in a while?

WHY? CAUSE SPEECH AND WRITINGS ARE DIFFERENTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

well, i'm glad you are aware of english grammar, but what da hell is the theme to my report? I WAS TALKING TO SOME 10 YEAR OLD!!

when you talk to a baby, do you say stuff like "well, son. i have reviewed your facial expressions today, but they resulted in my regurgitating from pure joy i recieved from your muscular activities"? or do you say "oooh jooo boooboooo ... ohhhh lolo kuo kuo boo boo??"??

when you talk to a person of a lesser intelligent, and of a lesser understanding of language, YOU MUST TALK LIKE THAT, SO THAT YOU COMMUNICATE.

a higher intelligent being won't expect a lower being to learn the language of the higher being. if that was so, then we would be teaching human language to ants, dogs and cats. The funny thing? PEOPLE ACTUALLY TRY TO!

dogs don't learn "sit", and "roll" as words, but rather as a conditioning of set of events. when you foloow those words with such treat as a smile, and a bit of dog food, THE DOG BECOMES TRAINED!

such as in the internet world, caps are usually meant as screaming, or extreme emotions.

so, it was good that you pointed those stuff out, but i also wanted to point stuff out to you as well.
don't get offended in anyway, i'm an avid lover to debate, and just hope to hear from you your side of the story.

byeya

p.s-GIMME SOME CONSRTUCTIVE COMMENTS! ARRRGGGG!
#28 Baxter-O'Bixby[45517]
adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Big Gay Hunters or regular Gay Hunters, what's the difference? GAY. :-P
#29 {Grim}Strike[45599]
shingleppp61.netsync.net
Hey Limp. My constructive advice (not really a criticism) is to use (funny) alt-text on your graphics. Chicks dig the alt-text. :)
#30 Limp_Bizkit666[45648]
206.117.45.198
Chicks dig the alt-text???

what about what guys dig?? the only things guys dig are tities, sexual stimulous, and other instinctive, and basic stuff......

life purty pictures, and HOT anime....

BUT, i don't know how to put in good pictures... i guess yall gotta settle for less... sorry

i'm going to try harder to incorporate pictures WITHIN the BRs , but my only graphic skills are cropping. oh well

byeya

p.s-BAX = STUPID WIERDO! DIDIDIDIEEEE . hey, BTW, bax, are you dorming? cause i have around 5-6 friends that go there, and i want to know if they know you or something. =]
#31 Agent BoB[48683]
202.7.162.205
guys also dig Twip's Pussy...
errhmm... sorry, but you suggested the subject
#32 Limp_BIzkit666[49866]
204.140.185.225
i dig Twip's pussy..

it's lips are soo wet..

hehehhe

jk

HAHAH


HAHHAHAHAHHA

anyways, this report ruled ass.

byeya

p.s-i want a 9... blah blah.



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