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#1 223629[45242]
spider-wo073.proxy.aol.com
BLEH
#2 Bane[45243]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
OK here, this one should work...
no clue what happened the first time
#3 bongoloid[45246]
fw8.intuit.com
good
#4 SqueakyMonkey[45250]
osh1-7f5.twcny.rr.com
Oh yeah, I deleted that. Shit.
#5 Bane[45252]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
Uhh everyone that commented on the deleted one, recomment ^^
except for Ducky of course..
#6 Bane[45260]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
Cool, someone found it ^^
I have no clue why there were 2 Tsunamis hehe
#7 Gagman-[sL][45265]
dyn-212-129-10-227.paris.none.net
Wonder report..
Clap clap .. I can't write so much to say sL sux :)
the day after this I own two time Tsu and his ally with an ally as good as DK ally, next tourney 1st will die :p

www.starcraftlegion.com (in french :p)





#8 DK-[sL][45267]
ppp-10-181.freegates.be
Ok Ok .. i ve suxed this day .. but i progress .. whith ran .. =)
gg 1st
and good work the writer =)

#9 Gagman-[sL][45268]
dyn-212-129-10-227.paris.none.net
Wonder report..
Clap clap .. I can't write so much to say sL sux :)
the day after this I own two time Tsu and his ally with an ally as good as DK ally, next tourney 1st will die :p

www.starcraftlegion.com (in french :p)





#10 D-HAwK[45269]
209.128.34.1
WHERE IS MY BATTLE REPORT LIAR.

" IT'LL BE UP "
YOU AREN'T EVEN GOING TO DO IT LIAR.... MAN =[


#11 =GvE=nowayout[45270]
220.morristown-13-14rs.nj.dial-access.att.net
If i do a game will u br it?
or do i have to find a good player to play against me
and yes i am VERY good
c fer yourself


#12 Bane[45272]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
Thx for comments guys...

nowayout, msg me when im online or ill msg u etc.

What is no one gonna rate this cuz i screwed up posting it the first time? :( *sniff*



#13 Bane[45273]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
Oh and (geared towards D-HawK): Anyone that wants to be in a BR, msg me and i'll get you in one. I'm gonna do a FFa next time so there's only a 7 person limit ^^
#14 [45275]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
You left out some stuff that confused me a lot. Like what happened to the first 10 zealots from brown, what happened to tsu's attack on terran in the middle of the game, etc...

But you did a good job on what both opponents are building tho. Need more work on battle details.

#15 T_Mac[45286]
on-tor-blr-a58-01-1211.look.ca
That nuke pic owned hard
#16 <font color=yellow><b>xero</b></font>[45290]
209.127.79.145
yeah, what he said :-)

that nuke ownz !!

nice report, it was missing a lot of detail though

<marquee><a href=porno.html><b><font color=yellow>xero</font></b></a></marquee>
#17 ScreamStalker[45292]
slip-32-100-234-21.ca.us.prserv.net
Pretty cool report Bane. I liked it. But a quick question...how in the hell did your new report get rated before the 11 or so other reports that have been sitting there unrated for the past two days? I know Prozerran was talking about a membership in which u pay like 10 bucks and your report is rated in two hours...is that what you have? Cus I would really like a rating on mine and I am sorta annoyed by the fact that only a few reports seem to be getting rated. Nukes owns. Hehe.
#18 Bane[45293]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
Heh, no I do not have a special 10 dollar account thingy. Hmm...I don't know why but I know if i was a rater I'd rate everyones YEAH ^^
#19 ChinksWithGuns[45297]
adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Nice BR, own signature pic as usual, but yours doesn't have a chinese guy like mine. Improve on details, and only one thing wrong with picture. Seperate them a bit more. Colors kinda blend in. Separate leaving white space or use line tool if you have photoshop.

-Chinks

You own.
#20 Bane[45298]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
LOL, it's so funny. Everyone says 2 words about the BR and the rest is like "that sig pic ownz!" hehehe, not that i mind ^^
#21 <font color="pink"> Ko[B]ull[45310]
ppp-238.tnt-1.ind.smartworld.net
<font color="pink"> bastard i knew u wernet going to do the BR of me =( thats like the fuckcing 5th one u wont do of me owning =*( bastard
#22 Blade|IcE|[45316]
209-239-210-115.oak.jps.net
tight BR Bane, and welcome to |IcE| buddy =]
Write more PLZ!!!

Blade
#23 Blue~Devil[45319]
dialups-655.palmer.mtaonline.net
damn good report=D
#24 anal-banana[45320]
bcfw1g.ext.bridge.com
"par rapport a Tsu oui" means
"compared to Tsu, yes"

The context would be something like
"Do you have any mins left?"
"compared to Tsu, yes"
#25 [z]RubberDucky[45322]
crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net
This report sucked =[
#26 S!aVe[45325]
216.34.56.10
i loved it more than my mom.
excellent detail in the battles and builds, even with all that action/satisfaction u were able to see what was goin' On.
#27 <font color="pink"> Ko[B]ull[45350]
ppp-238.tnt-1.ind.smartworld.net
<font color="peach"> i agree with ducky =(
#28 Limp_Bizkit666[45356]
PPPa41-ResaleLosAngelesMetro3-3R7088.saturn.bbn.com
Hmmmm..... bane is verrrrrry concerned with his life-time average.. i think...=]

oh well.... i did mines under my real name, not because the games were good, (they were mostly one-sided, and quick rush games) but in order to gain some "fame". =]

hell, two dragoons didn't get killed in your sig pic, therefore, we take two points off of what you could have gotten. an 8. =]

ehhheeh

well, I"M MENTIONED IN THE BR, IF ANYONE LOOKED HARD ENOUGH!! WOOOHOOOOOO!!!

byeya

p.s-god, i need a sig pic. =[ bane, give me permission to make one like yours...please??? yer icq # or something so i could contact you??
#29 Bane[45363]
205.152.18.11
Hehe guys,

Ducky, don't be a bitch.

Ko[B]ull, you'll be appearing in my next FFA BR, which is my next one

Bizkit, no :( it's MY signature :P hehehe
#30 D-HawK[45381]
209.128.34.1
Bane, you promised me the battle report where I beat sublime{hero} and where I made fun of Neo-Nee. And now, you don't do it? =.
#31 Heartcutter[45396]
216.32.176.93
Good report. Good commentary. I enjoyed it.

:D

-HC
#32 <font color="pink"><Font size="32"> Ko[B]ull[45403]
ppp-235.tnt-1.ind.smartworld.net
<font color="pink"><Font size="32"> Bane promises alot of things and dont do it =( WTF, I havent even played a FFA where you BR'ed... Gay? i think so =( ill never get a BR bout me "sniff sniff"
<font size="72"> ~:*^(
#33 kobull[45404]
ppp-235.tnt-1.ind.smartworld.net
hehe thats cool ^^
#34 Bane[45408]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
No, you're going to be playing in one coming up. It hasn't been played yet. And honestly I would have written the BRs but I lost something very important in order to do them, try...what actually happened in the game :(.
So I'll make it up :)
#35 Limp_Bizkit666[45409]
206.117.125.137
I WANT A BLOODY GIF!!!!

ARGGGGGGGGGG!!

oh well.. you freaking get an 8 and a 9...

i better get somma those too. =[

byeya

p.s =] = =]
#36 Bane[45413]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
blue gooky stuff > blood ^^

Anyway, you get to be in a BR w/ gosu battle music ^^
I'd give u a link but the music's a <i>surprise</i> ^^
#37 Limp_Bizkit666[45420]
206.117.125.137
OMG, a BR with ME IN IT?

when did i play with you OBS??

did i?


hmmmmm

i'm not sure

omg

omg
i'm scared now

oh well

byeya

p.s-can i see a preview of it? maybe i can contribute to them. if you want... GIMME YOUR CONTACTS!!! icq, aim, whatever. email me to tryingtotakeovertheworld@hotmail.com GOGOGOOOGOG
#38 Bane[45422]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
No, you did not. I said in post 37 that you're GOING TO play in it soon. So msg me when I'm online, Bane|IcE|
#39 <font color="pink"> <font size="20"> <font type"Arial"> Ko[B]ull[45428]
1Cust250.tnt1.ind1.da.uu.net
<font color="pink"> just trying new bs stuff that i dont know if it works, i dont know html so i fuck around here to try =D
#40 King_[LSRS-13][45430]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
It was me man. Like I say, nuthin' says signature like exploding carcasses.
#41 King_[LSRS-13][45431]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
It was me man. Like I say, nuthin' says signature like exploding carcasses.
#42 King_[LSRS-13][45432]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
It was me man. Like I say, nuthin' says signature like exploding carcasses.
#43 King_[LSRS-13][45433]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Sorry, I didn't mean to spam that. I also have a br coming out about Drefsab and OEP fighting. But I have one problem, IT'S TOO BIG!! I put some cool music and pics in it, but it's like 18 meg! :( I'm never gonna get it on here, unless Drefsab pulls some strings, and my report kicks ass. If it ever gets on here
#44 [z]RubberDucky[45436]
crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net
Eh?

<i>Ducky, don't be a bitch.
</i>


I'm sorry if I didn't like it, and your too idiotic to take critisism.
#45 Bane[45438]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
If you didn't like it, say why it was bad not "this report sucked" ...

that may be criticism but it definitely doesn't help me improve the next time
#46 [z]RubberDucky[45445]
crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net
I didn't say constructive criticism... There is a difference ya know...
#47 Bane[45448]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
I never said constructive criticism..
Look at every other person's comments. if they didnt like some parts they say which parts they didnt like. but everyone else says they liked it; so since ur the odd one out tell me why...
#48 [z]RubberDucky[45463]
crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net
Make me.
#49 Joberoo[45464]
mr4.vic-remote.bigpond.net.au
2 nukes will work better next time :D
#50 Bane[45468]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
Make you?...heh

whatever
#51 [z]RubberDucky[45479]
crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net
I don't see why I should need to tell you why I didn't like it....I guess I just took an instant dislike to the battlereport because you fucked up the view reports page on your first post.
#52 Bane[45480]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
Ya exactly.

<i>How could someone screw up HTML code for a second??
I hate this report!!</i>

You sure seem like an adult woman to me...*cough*

#53 [z]RubberDucky[45496]
crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net
k.


Regardless, this report sucked imho, and I just didn't feel like explaining it, or figuring out exactly why it sucked, and then you got all pissy about it.
#54 [45505]
1Cust245.tnt2.lax1.da.uu.net
why what do you know. i was going to suggest to bane to nuke dragoons in his next logo but guess he already thought of it
#55 Bane[45522]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
Ducky, do you remember the original comment section.
your only words were

<i>Retard.</i>

Think maybe that could of gotten me in this mood?
#56 [z]RubberDucky[45547]
crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net
Because you copy and pasted the view-reports page HTML and put it in your title. That couldn't be an accident.


Retard.
#57 Vi[Per][45550]
ip113.virnxr1.ras.tele.dk
Ducky: before reading this Report i actually thought you were kinda cool...
Thanx for changing my mind
#58 Bane[45557]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
Thx Viper heh, same w/ me...

OK, I'll explain it, when I'm writing a report I copy-paste what I'm working on from the insert report screen onto a Microsoft Word file. Thus, leaving me running around w/ a copied HTML report.

When I was done with the report I put a title in or changed it I don't know and I thought I clicked the report to repaste the report onto it and instead pasted it in the Title w/o my knowledge. I didn't notice the html code in the title and submitted it.

Thus making u a jackass for accusing me of doing that on purpose..
#59 [z]RubberDucky[45595]
crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net
I didn't say you did it on purpose. If you did it on purpose you'd be an asshole. Since you did it on accident your a retard.


Viper, I don't give a rats ass what you care, your probabalyl just another lamer.
#60 Bane[45596]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
62 : "I didn't say you did it on purpose."

59 : "That couldn't be an accident."

Hmm... I think this has solved the question whether RubberDucky is an adult woman or a 12 year old boy. :(
#61 [z]RubberDucky[45598]
crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net
I don't see why I'm continuing to argue with someone who's soo pissed because I hated their crappy ass battlereport that they're willing to attack me personally.
#62 Bane[45610]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
I'm <i>soo</i> pissed because you acted like a moron calling me a retard for a simple mistake. Honestly, I don't give a damn if 1 person doesn't like it and every other person did...
#63 [z]RubberDucky[45611]
crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net
Good, then you have nothing to worry about, do you?
#64 Bane[45613]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
I don't have to worry about someone not liking the report. And after talking to you, no I don't have to worry about <i>you</i> calling me a retard either.
#65 xero[45731]
209.127.79.145
ducky hates me, maybe i can draw some fire :-) lol

nice report Bane, although it was missing detail ...

a thing about the comments, if they say it sucked and dont give a reason, just ignore it, b/c they dont have a reason ... they are just morons on a quest to get attention ...
#66 Bane[45747]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
good call xero, that's what i think too

and if you ask them for a reason and they still don't have one, that's even more proof that that's the case
#67 Vi[Per][45749]
ip35.virnxr1.ras.tele.dk
Ducky: heh, for some reason that was just the reply I was respecting from you :)
#68 Shepherd[45772]
cm-24-161-48-164.nycap.rr.com
Hey Bane:

You didn't kill all of dragoons in that nuke shot at the ending. I was <b>MIGHTY DISAPPOINTED IN THAT!</b>
#69 Bane[45775]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
Hehe, I said that in one of the lessons learned :P

I'll kill all of my unit of choice next time. Surprisingly I'm a little less than halfway done w/ my next BR.
#70 ReKruL[46015]
spider-wg052.proxy.aol.com
Nice Report. Ko[b]ull is gay.



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