| #1 DivvyO[46308] |
| 209-239-213-118.lax.jps.net |
| Have fun commenting. First non-author gets a lolly. |
| #2 Fox^1[46311] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
Um Divy maybe next time you could BR a better game. Unless it is for pure comedy, but this was not. You have the tools, so why don't you use them? If only Divy could have tried......
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Fox^1
I don't want a lolly!!!!! Satans 2nd choice is chocolate
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| #3 DivvyO[46312] |
| proxy1-external.ym1.on.home.com |
| I'm sorry i just sux :( at writing BRs i should just quit writing.... |
| #4 CynicalMagician[46313] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
Ummm... Neat.... That's one helluva lot of cannons. My god man. I still dont really understand why you didn't build 2 corsairs and gayweb his ass, but allright. I would have liked to hear how you finally pushed your way through, but oh well. That pic coul've used some work too, like maybe some smoothing around the pointy edges.
-CynicalMagician |
| #5 PeonSanders[46314] |
| cm-24-25-141-199.nycap.rr.com |
Heh - hmmmm- cannon pic says it all...
I liked the idea of getting pissed at the turtler and responding in the exact opposite way that you knew you should have. I can just see the goons trying to get up the ramp 2 drunk goons by 2. Even still, the game was just you thrashing on a newbie, I mean Completely thrashing on him. And though that has a certain kind of charm, it leaves me feeling hollow, like the sweet superficial charm of a twinky.
Consequently you get the meaningless rating of...
6 |
| #6 Fox^1[46315] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
No you shouldn't quit. If you want to put out BR's just because then you shouldn't care about the rating, but it sounds like you care. So why don't you put some more effort into the next one. I am sure if you do you could easily get a 9
Fox^1 |
| #7 CraZy[46320] |
| 24.65.122.105.sk.wave.home.com |
Great wall of cannons !
Nice br even tho a good game it woulda been gosu^^ |
| #8 Kralgon[46324] |
| 216.160.142.17 |
more details of how you killed him would've been nice.
must've been a good game to watch :)
(cannons and bunkers at his choke killing 100's of dragoons and then cannon walling him in!)
more details on the ending would've made this much better |
| #9 BW-sux[46337] |
| spider-wm086.proxy.aol.com |
Nice pic. Lotsa cannons...
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BW-sux (rater?)
p.s.- Why do we have to rate only text only reports? |
| #10 Lamer[46339] |
| PPPa32-ResaleNewYorkMetro12-5R7187.saturn.bbn.com |
| He did not build any sairs for Web because spells are for wussies. |
| #11 DivvyO[46351] |
| 209-239-214-103.lax.jps.net |
| Yes, spells are for wussies. It doesn't matter. And dear god, why do people keep using my name? Sheesh, I at least put some finesse in laying some smack on the lesser talented (like I'm any type of SC god). I know, EP is more of a series of me pouncing on newbies, and I'm still looking for a good game to obs, it's just that every single time I go onto b.net there's absolutely nobody on that wants me to observe. Maybe this will be the last of Elephant Parts. I sure as hell hope so. Someone let me obs for crying out loud! And Fox, you can have one of those chocolate/root beerish tootie roll pops. Sing with me now ... Spells suck / they really really do / Spells suck / you shouldn't use them too / Spells really suck / They suck suck dem balls / suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suuuuuuuck ... |
| #12 ::nobody::[46376] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
Well <i>I</i> thought it was funny :D
I mean i could follow the "game" fine and i laughed. Cmon you tight-asses rating can be fun too :D
i say anyone who makes cannons all the way across the map gets at least an:
<b> 8</b>
it was funny. It was a cool pic. enjoy your psuedo-8 :P
ciao!
Nobo |
| #13 Limp_Bizkit666[46391] |
| PPPa72-ResaleLosAngelesMetro1-1R7088.saturn.bbn.com |
HA, just for mentioning my name, i would give it a 10! jk..
hehe, unlike fox, i believe this was done ENTIRELY for the purpose of comedy...i mean,
1. the opponent does not attack you once.
2. the opponent does not scout enough to notice the BEUTIFUL wall of canons..
3. DivvyO lost hellful of goons. =]
4. the opponent made battlecruisers.
hehe, i was LAUGHING, but the only part was that DivvyO kinda gave away too much.... it would have been MUCH more fun read if he left out the sentence involving 3ls NEEVER attacking DivvyO...
oh well, i found it funy, i thougt it was cool, the pic was nice... but i did find some grammartical mistakes, and a few parts hard to follow...
my rating would be between a 7 or an 8....prolly depend on others..
i feel more towards a 7 tho, however....a lot of funny reports can't get a serious score. (kinda sux. =])
oh well, keep on writing!
byeya
p.s-WOHOOO I WAS MENTIONED!!! WHEEEEEEEE! |
| #14 dislekcia[46403] |
| netcache2.is.co.za |
Humor is gosu!
Have you ppl got any idea how hard it is to stop yourself going over the edge into korean jokes or, even worse, an endless string of toilet jokes in a lame french accent? Yes? Oh... well... I'll shut the fuck up then.
I still liked this report tho: Great wall of cannons, rofl! And that pic owned.
I wanna be mentioned too... Looks like I'll start having to spam every report's comments. Move over Limp.
-D |
| #15 Limp_Bzikit666[46404] |
| PPPa86-ResaleLosAngelesMetro1-1R7088.saturn.bbn.com |
"looks like i'll start having to <u>spam</u> every report's comments. "
OMG, that hurt my feelings. =[ i'm crying..
byeya
p.s-man, do i spam? if i do, then i'll stop everything i'm doing... |
| #16 DivvyO[46413] |
| 209-239-217-238.lax.jps.net |
| Don't worry Limp, you just spammed the forums that one time, and then you stopped. We're still going to pick at you about it until you either smurf or die. ;) |
| #17 Ashdate[46435] |
| nat205.227.mpoweredpc.net |
An Easy read and the wall of cannons pick was hilarious to look at :) Way to teach those turtlers!
7 |
| #18 {t4r}KronosIII - Prospective Rater[46454] |
| ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com |
Death to the Turtleing BC Useing No Spell Useing Newbies Of Nohunters! (T.B.U.N.S.U.N.O.N) Hehe, good report. An easy read. That pict of the cannons was gosu ^^.
-7 |
| #19 Executor[46465] |
| cache3.ihug.co.nz |
| Why were u so stubborn using goons against tanks on high ground? Its just stupid. U should have gotten 5 carriers and 6 corsairs with web and took out his defense then send dragoons in |
| #20 DivvyO[46467] |
| 209-239-217-217.lax.jps.net |
| But then it wouldn't be gay, Executor. Sure it would have enn smart, but when you're outmining 6 bases to 1, you don't need finesse. |
| #21 _I_AM_[46558] |
| 06-099.005.popsite.net |
Personally I found the report really funny. I mean, who in Gods name is going to make an end to end wall of freakin cannons! That ludicrousy deserves an easy eight in my eyes. I found the report entertaining regardless of spelling, grammatical errors, blah blah blah or blah blah blah. True, you *must* consider this when rating the report but I wouldnt stop writing BRs because this really made me laugh.
_I_AM_ |
#22  [46661] |
| as530074.infocom.com |
This was mildly humorous, but the fact that you lost so many troops to a newbie made me sad. By the way, doing my gosu calculation, 6 control groups of goons is only 72 supply so you must have had an awful lot of probes to hit your supply limit... :P
The cannon wall pic was pretty funny and the situation may have been funnier if he had serioulsy tried to break through.
Another way to make newbie reports funny is to make sure you include comments from the newbie. If he's a quiet newbie, egg him into saying dumb things. That's what makes these reports truly hilarious.
Keep reporting, you have a good writing style. A little polish and you'll be well on your way to gold.
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Cheers,
Dref |
| #23 Limp_Bizkit666[46691] |
| 207.151.116.246 |
hmmm, i thought goons were two supply... ack, guess i was wrong.
i thought 6 control group = 144. oh well..
byeya
p.s-FU NNY!! really. |
| #24 Drefsab[46749] |
| as530002.infocom.com |
oops, you're right Limp, don't know what I was thinkin'
Dref |
| #25 DivvyO[46933] |
| kpcrdc.kp.org |
| Holy shit I love the rating for this report. I'm glad it didn't get gold just because of the ... uh ... "unique" number ... heeheehee ... more to come in the future. |
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