| #1 <b><font color=yellow>Protophobic</font><b>[46938] |
| cm-24-161-2-101.nycap.rr.com |
| <font color=yellow>Once again, Bonus points are deserved more making this br cliché-free. |
| #2 Bloodcry[46940] |
| host62-7-178-105.host.btclick.com |
Very good report... much better than the recent two i have read. Very close game.
8
|
| #3 Horm[46941] |
| pc7.babey.com |
Nice report - looked like a good game
btw - how many of these do I have to read to play better? :) |
| #4 <marquee behavior="alternate">Duke-Nukem</marquee>[46942] |
| 209.88.197.162 |
<font size=5>G</font>otta love working in a high-tech company with 24 hours a day backbone internet access so being the crazy person i am i can make the top 5 comments on virtually every report (well, between 8 and 19:00 Middle-Eastern time, at least... what time is it in the <font color="blue">U</font>S<font color="red">A</font> anyway?...
Nice report, keep it up. |
| #5 DivvyO[46944] |
| kpcrdc.kp.org |
Current Time Here: 3:10 PST
Current BR: Pretty Damn Good
Nice little things thrown in there that showed that this wasn't a report of a couple of idiots massing 200 supply of goons only to be knocked down by 10 tanks on a hill :-| twice :-| |
| #6 <marquee behavior="alternate">Duke-Nukem</marquee>[46945] |
| 209.88.197.162 |
| <font size=5>E</font>xcuse my ignorance, but what does PST stand for ? (PS Time something, no?) |
| #7 TheCabbit[46951] |
| bgm-24-94-57-110.stny.rr.com |
| That was visually plesing :) |
| #8 <FONT FACE="arial" size="2" COLOR="#4D51E7">Jimmy the Squirrel</font>[46952] |
| 194.203.119.130 |
Nice BR, stupid people though, but hell 90% of bnet are fools these days.
<font color="red"> =] </font>
<font size="14">O</font>h yes, PST stands for Pacific Standard Time i believe, not entirely sure as im under GMT here.
[ Greenich Mean time ] |
| #9 <b><marquee behavior="alternate">Stole your moving name :-)</marquee></b>[46953] |
| 145.44.66.144 |
It was cool, though I guess Rookie should have won. Why didnt his wraiths take out the sci-vessels? That should be bye bye BC... Never mind.
Rookie had more exps. Rookie had the advantage of more production early on. Rookie micro-ed good in the early game. Why didnt he win...
*sob* *sob*
:P |
| #10 <font color="red">B</font>ane[46955] |
| 205.152.18.11 |
<font color="red">Cool</font> <font color="blue">report</font> <font color="green">^^</font>.
<font color="yellow">You</font> <font color="orange">did</font> <font color="red">a</font> <font color="blue">gj</font> <font color="green">the</font> <font color="orange">writing</font> <font color="green">but</font> <font color="blue">pics</font> <font color="yellow">were</font> <font color="red">a</font> <font color="green">little</font> <font color="blue">blury</font>
My pics were blury too...using MS Paint :( I got rid of that though :)
Note: I have nothing better to do than change the font color on every word because I'm at school ^^. |
| #11 |MaNiAcMaRiNe[46956] |
| dialin300.eagle.ca |
Stupid? I wouldn't call you! stupid so STFU!
oh nice br Proto
10!! |
| #12 Casper...[46957] |
| odo.computerstudies.ca |
| Marquees are gay. |
| #13 <marquee behavior="alternate">Duke-Nukem</marquee>[46959] |
| 209.88.197.162 |
<font size=7>S</font>ince every1 here is so keen on showing their <font color="blue">g</font><font color="red">o</font>s<font color="green">u</font> HTML skills, & Casper thinks marquees are gay...
<marquee behavior="alternate">Casper:</marquee>
<marquee direction="left">you</marquee>
<marquee direction="right">suck!</marquee> |
| #14 <b><font color=yellow>Protophobic</font><b>[46960] |
| cm-24-161-2-101.nycap.rr.com |
<font color=yellow>
<marquee behavior="alternate">You</marquee><br>
<marquee behavior="left">Guys</marquee><br>
<marquee behavior="right">are</marquee><br>
<marquee behavior="left">having</marquee><br>
<marquee behavior="alternate">way</marquee><br>
<marquee behavior="right">too</marquee><br>
<marquee behavior="left">much</marquee><br>
<marquee behavior="alternate"><b>Fun</marquee><br>
</font>
|
| #15 probe[46962] |
| 242849hfc152.tampabay.rr.com |
| this was prety good ya? |
| #16 AgentN[46964] |
| nat240103.arcc.org |
| hey, nice BR...it was good with out the clichets...as you put it^^ But, I would have still liked to have seen a turbo-newbie |
| #17 Casper...[46965] |
| odo.computerstudies.ca |
<p align="center"><marquee behavior="alternate" height="10%" scrollamount="1" width="80%">Marquees are second only to the <BLINK> tag in being annoying.</marquee></p>
<hr>
<br><br>
<font face=times>Casper...</font> |
| #18 Sp|nE[46966] |
| 207.239.12.200 |
| nice job .. 8.5 caliber, mb 9 if your pics weren't such bad quality. |
| #19 <b><font color=yellow>Protophobic</font><b>[46967] |
| cm-24-161-2-101.nycap.rr.com |
<font color=yellow>The pics are fine. Just brightened. Quit all your biznitching.
Try reading the damn text rather than rating the friggin eye-candy. |
| #20 <marquee behavior=alternate>S Warrior</marquee>[46968] |
| d5090.dtk.chello.nl |
<marquee> But you see</marquee>
<p>
<marquee> blink code</marquee>
<p>
<marquee> does not work</marquee>
<p>
<marquee> on Explorer </marquee>
<p> |
| #21 <marquee behavior="alternate">Duke-Nukem</marquee>[46973] |
| 209.88.197.162 |
<font size=5>I</font> do believe this is reffered to as "spamming".
Phucking shame on you!!!
And anyway, u probably don't know what PHUCK means since u never been PHUCKED so shut the PHUCK up and go PHUCK some1, i guarantee your life will instantaneously get better and u won't have the PHUCKING sick urge to spam BattleReports.Com like some PHUCKING <font color="red">lamer</font>.
Have a nice day. |
| #22 <font color=yellow>Phoenix</font>[46974] |
| node156e4.a2000.nl |
OMG
sure you didn't have anything better to do?
Are you that <font color=red>frustrated</font> cuz you can't do gosu <blink>HTML</blink>
<marquee behavior=alternate speed=slow>marquees are <b>gay</b> btw</marquee>
O and proto,
good report. Too bad the pics are a little blurry.
Nice game too.
Besides, why isn't this a <font color=yellow>gold</font> report yet?
I give you a
<font color=blue size=5>7.5</font>
Phoenix |
| #23 Templar569[47024] |
| 168.168.234.60 |
| Fun report, nicely written, good pics that told the story. Looked like the UED vs. The Sons of Korhal out there! Good game, good report! Thanks! |
| #24 probe[47026] |
| 242849hfc152.tampabay.rr.com |
proto, fuck you, telling OTHER People what they should think about your report.
your pictures blew shit, OKAY? thats my FUCKING opinion and i'd like you to see me change it. |
| #25 Mellinium_Ben21[47028] |
| spider-wn052.proxy.aol.com |
| This report was almost like a YRM BR minus a bit of humor.BTW,wtf did you get the MC Hammer cow? |
| #26 [WP]BlacKnight[47030] |
| 134.240.54.43 |
I do not know how to be gosu with HTML so forgive the lack of marquee and pretty colors. I will try and substitute content ^^
Awesome report, good game with crazy swings and plenty of action, great presentation, the pics werent bad enough to detract, no humor but who cares cause everything else was groovy.
The dancing cow at the end deserves at least a 9, that is the funniest most original signature file I have ever seen. Props to you for making it, it totally kicks ass. |
| #27 maximus[47031] |
| 150.199.112.225 |
| i dont know what you guys are talking about, this game was atleast a 8 very close to a 9, it was a very good game portrayed very well, it was very well written, and i could not see any mistakes, the pictures seemed nice, it included everything, very good proto, i appreciated it in this time of dry spell of good reports |
| #28 maximus[47032] |
| 150.199.112.225 |
| and anything with a dancing cow face man kicks ass |
| #29 Pitt[47037] |
| c697830-a.nwbtn1.ct.home.com |
| aweesp,e job dun! |
| #30 <marquee behavior=alternate>Shockwave</marquee>[47042] |
| exchange1.sensable.com |
Might as well get involved with this whole marquee business :-b.
I was surprised to see valks used at all in that battle. I was surprised also to see early infantry. I was surprised to see a tank push. Oh well, heh, stranger things have happened in TvT's before :-).
If I were at 9 and my opponent was at 6, I'd gully tank push him if the opportunity presented itself. That's one of those really cheesy but effective maneuvers that can win the game. 6 being Terran, it's a big harder since he can have tanks of his own; but if you tech straight to tanks and setup when his own tanks aren't already in position to cover the ledge, you still do pretty well.
|
| #31 The Asylum[47043] |
| ce-stjh-01-02-e0.cbl.nf.net |
Report=9
Dancing Cow=+2
Total Rating=11
|
| #32 Bane[47045] |
| fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net |
"quit all ur biznitching"
this is a comment section isnt it? the pics were bright, and a little unclear and it's our job to tell u :)
we're not "biznitching" heh, just informing you that increasing the brightness may not be the best idea
good report |
| #33 AA)Takashi[47046] |
| palo7.pacific.net.sg |
umm... excuse me, but did anyone else have trouble seeing the text besides me? Or are we expected to highlight the text all the time?
Just wondering. |
| #34 Bane[47048] |
| fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net |
| Takashi: THROW OUT UR CRAP NETSCAPE PROGRAM! :( |
| #35 The Asylum[47051] |
| ce-stjh-01-02-e0.cbl.nf.net |
| Damn, Mark must have not rated the cow :p |
| #36 DaRk_BerZerKer[47053] |
| d13-kt01-ktnr-pdi.attcanada.net |
awesome report, awesome game.
tahts all i have to say |
| #37 BW-sux[47063] |
| spider-tj071.proxy.aol.com |
| After seeing the title pic (which I'd like to see more of, title pics) I can already say this is gonna be a not-so-well-played game. Both of them play a crappy Terran. |
| #38 Fox^1[47065] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
Proto wonderful job! This battle could not have been reported any better then you did. Everything was described perfectly I felt like I was actually obsing the game. Your pics were top notch and went with the text perfectly. Although this BR is nothing special it's quality gets a well deserved
9
Fox^1 |
| #39 UltraliskDrop[47066] |
| 166.93.228.186 |
| I dont think the pics were too blury, just WAY too bright. WTF is with the btightness lol |
| #40 UltraliskDrop[47067] |
| 166.93.228.186 |
despite pics though, i still liked to report.
btw, love those gosu animated minimaps^^ |
| #41 BW-sux[47069] |
| spider-tj071.proxy.aol.com |
I'm surprised BOTH Maniacmarine AND Starookie made good choices with terran. I'm on their tao team.
Also, this BR is the best I've read in a long time. Good work Protophobic.
9
BW-sux
|
| #42 <marquee behavior="alternate">Duke-Nukem</marquee>[47080] |
| cache03-tlv.netvision.net.il |
<font size=5>I</font> would like to point out that comment #23 by me reffers to some spam comment that was 22, and apparently got erased, and now my comment appears to be reffering to S-Warrior's comment (which, albait looking spammy, is NOT the comment in question).
1)My sincere apologies to S-Warrior for the consternation this might have caused him.
2)Site admins, please feel free to erase comment 23 by Duke-Nukem (or put back the spam comment but that's pretty darn right impossible, no?) |
#43  [47086] |
| as530040.infocom.com |
Nice job Proto. Nice to see someone putting some effort into a report.
I'm not going to bitch about the pictures because they were well taken, very appropriate, and helped me visualize the battles. That is their purpose. However, if you want to get less bitching from other people about them, use less compression on your JPEGs, it will take a little longer to load, but you'll like the results.
Anyway, keep up the good work<i>!!</i>
9
Cheers,
Dref |
#44  [47089] |
| dt030n84.tampabay.rr.com |
referance to me=+1
cows head on mc hammer=+9 |
| #45 Kralgon[47094] |
| 216.160.142.17 |
| AWESOME REPORT! the pics are awesome and well place, the text is descriptive and makes sense. Keep making more BR's. One comment tho: with the animated gif, try to make all the screenshots you are gonna use for the gif centered at the same place so it doesn't look choppy. It was still pretty good, but It would've looked a lot nicer had you centered all the pics at the same location on the map |
| #46 SlingsNArrows[47102] |
| bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com |
| I have many phobiae, but a fear of bright pics is not one of them. I didn't even notice that they were overly bright. Could you make things out in them? did you understand them? yeah... I thought you did. Ok then.. problem solved! :o) |
#47  [47105] |
|
And people say battle reports all suck these days.
This report is my counter argument to that. |
| #48 <font color=yellow>xero</font>[47174] |
| 209.127.79.108 |
yeah, what he said :-)
<marquee behavior=slide><a href=porno.html><b><font color=yellow>xero</font></b></a></marquee> |
| #49 Limp_Bizkit666[47191] |
| whv-ca3a-213.rasserver.net |
hehehe, protophobic = former-"retired" sc player. =]
well, as someone pointed out, the pics were BOTH blurry and very bright..
either you have a sight problem, or you "brighten"ed the pics once too many.
anyway, good read, good game, and a nice reporter...
except few minor mistakes, it would have gotten a 9..
8.3
byeya
p.s-8,3!!!!!! |
| #50 <font color="red"><big> Executor</big></font>[47197] |
| cache3.ihug.co.nz |
| How the hell do U make the letters move?? |
| #51 <font color=yellow>Phoenix</font>[47209] |
| node156e4.a2000.nl |
Hmmmmm
It's annoying enough as it is, so I'm not gonna tell you how it works.
Giving away the HTML code for the most annoying thing in HTML:
<marquee behavior=alternate>marquees</marquee>
Hehe
But you <i>do</i> know Html, so just check out the comments above. It's there somehere...
Phoenix |
| #52 <marquee behavior="alternate" scrollamount="3">Duke-Nukem</marquee>[47229] |
| cache03-tlv.netvision.net.il |
<font size=5>H</font>e said,
<marquee behavior="alternate">Marquees</marquee>
what he meant to say, was
<marquee behavior="alternate" scrollamount="1">Marquees</marquee> |
| #53 edgecrusher[47248] |
| 63.239.42.130 |
| whoever says this BR lacks humor is brain dead cause Moo Cow Hammer just made me pee my pants. |
| #54 Starookie[47256] |
| edtn009536.hs.telusplanet.net |
wheeeeeee nice br proto!!! btw, stfu bw!!!! my terran still>>>your terran you meat head! =)
Making me look good+2 pts.
Making marine look good -16 pts.
=D |
| #55 William_Wilson[47264] |
| 137.187.48.90 |
Entertaining and followable report! Woohoo!
Since there are so many non-cliche heavy-metal super-gosu turbo-newbie-ers in this comment section, maybe someone can tell me: How is it that Protophobic had total map vision from the get-go? Is it possible this was a legitimate use of the *shudder* Map-Hack?
|
| #56 William_Wilson[47265] |
| 137.187.48.90 |
Entertaining and followable report! Woohoo!
Since there are so many non-cliche heavy-metal super-gosu turbo-newbie-ers in this comment section, maybe someone can tell me: How is it that Protophobic had total map vision from the get-go? Is it possible this was a legitimate use of the *shudder* Map-Hack?
|
| #57 William_Wilson[47266] |
| 137.187.48.90 |
Entertaining and followable report! Woohoo!
Since there are so many non-cliche heavy-metal super-gosu turbo-newbie-ers in this comment section, maybe someone can tell me: How is it that Protophobic had total map vision from the get-go? Is it possible this was a legitimate use of the *shudder* Map-Hack?
|
| #58 William_Wilson[47267] |
| 137.187.48.90 |
| Gosh-DANG it I posted that thing a billion times. Maybe I can compensate for it by posting this most entertaining excerpt for Webster's Dictionary, chapter 12:<P> Lemming lem-ing n:any of several small, short-tailed furry-footed rodents (genera Lemmus and Dicrostonyx) of circumpolar distribution that are notable for the recurrent mass migrations of a European form (L. lemmus) which often continue into the sea where vast numbers are drowned. |
| #59 <b><font color=yellow>Protophobic</font><b>[47268] |
| cm-24-161-2-101.nycap.rr.com |
| <font color=yellow>William, yes I hacked the map. It's called the use map settings observer-spot hack. Go fuck yourself, idiot. |
| #60 Starookie[47277] |
| edtn009536.hs.telusplanet.net |
| bah! you guys shouldnt come down so hard on proto =p he's just doin his job. (heh) |
| #61 {Grim}Strike[47278] |
| shingleppp15.netsync.net |
| Solid report Proto! The pictures were a little grainy. I know, I know...people have already told you that, but I had to tell you MYSELF. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! *ahem* Sorry bout that. Anyway, the text was great and the dancing cow was frickin hilarious. Best of all the report was just fun to read. Tnks. |
| #62 <font color=red>Friendly~Fire</font>[47279] |
| cc326114-b.hwrd1.md.home.com |
<font color=red>That was great! Finally, a decent report, after reading about 20 undecent reports =P
<marquee direction=left width=100>Great Job!</marquee>
<marquee direction=left width=100>Great Job!</marquee>
<marquee direction=left width=100>Great JOb!</marquee>
</font>
<blink><font color=red size=20><b>
10</b></font></blink> |
| #63 <font color=red>Friendly~Fire</font>[47280] |
| cc326114-b.hwrd1.md.home.com |
| <font color=red>Ack messed up, but who cares, marquees suck anwayz...</font> |
| #64 <b><font color=yellow>Protophobic</font><b>[47281] |
| cm-24-161-2-101.nycap.rr.com |
| <font color=yellow>So far this comments section has 32 lines of scrollin gmarquees. That has to be a new record in and of itself. :) |
| #65 The Asylum[47283] |
| ce-stjh-01-02-e0.cbl.nf.net |
<marquee><b><i><u><font color=blue>Whoo, looks like everybody can do a marquee</marquee></font></b></u></i>
Just hope mine turns out right :p |
| #66 <b><b><marquee behavior="alternate">Hiso<[47288] |
| proxy1-external.santab1.ca.home.com |
| testing... |
| #67 52622><i>#10</i> <b><b><marquee behavior="alternate">Hiso[47289] |
| proxy1-external.santab1.ca.home.com |
| woah.. i can just cut and paste ppls HTML off source and pretend to be an HTML king |
| #68 Talon[47302] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
| <marquee>wee farkin gayass marquees</marquee> |
| #69 The Asylum[47321] |
| ce-stjh-01-02-e0.cbl.nf.net |
<font color=blue><b><marquee behavior=alternate> Why are </marquee>
<font color=green><b><marquee direction=left>there so</marquee>
<font color=white><b><marquee behavior=alternate> many </marquee>
<font color=red><b><marquee direction=left> marquees </marquee>
<font color=yellow><b><marquee behavior=alternate> here?</marquee>
<font color=red></b>/me feels proud of himself for showing off his gay marquee skills. |
| #70 <marquee behavior="alternate"> BW-sux</marquee>[47329] |
| spider-tm043.proxy.aol.com |
<marquee behavior="alternate"> Testing </marquee>
<marquee behavior=alternate speed=slow> gay </marquee>
<marquee behavior="alternate"> marquee </marquee>
<marquee behavior="alternate"> skills. <font color=#006589>
|
| #71 The Asylum[47334] |
| ce-stjh-01-02-e0.cbl.nf.net |
<marquee behavior=alternate><font color=blue><b> I am </marquee></font></b>
<marquee behavior=alternate direction=left><font color=yellow><b> getting </marquee></font></b>
<marquee direction=left><font color=green><b> dizzy! </marquee></b> |
| #72 <Marquee>Limp_Bizkit666</marquee>[47367] |
| 199.182.54.248 |
| <marquee>Die, marquee lovers. Die</marquee> |
| #73 Starookie[47390] |
| edtn007911.hs.telusplanet.net |
| Bah! you wusses and your marquee! real men type normally! |
| #74 Person[47516] |
| a-db.aspn.net |
| <marquee>Hi</marquee> |
| #75 [47517] |
| a-db.aspn.net |
| <font color=green><marquee>WEEEEEEE</marquee> |
| #76 Marie47[47533] |
| ip15.minneapolis7.mn.pub-ip.psi.net |
| Yet another nice report where I have to highlight the text in order to read it:) |
| #77 oh my[47624] |
| 209.127.79.93 |
<marquee behavior=slide><a href=porno.html><b><font color=yellow>xero</font></b></a></marquee>
<marquee behavior=slide><a href=porno.html><b><font color=yellow>xero</font></b></a></marquee>
<marquee behavior=slide><a href=porno.html><b><font color=yellow>xero</font></b></a></marquee>
<marquee behavior=slide><a href=porno.html><b><font color=yellow>xero</font></b></a></marquee>
<marquee behavior=slide><a href=porno.html><b><font color=yellow>xero</font></b></a></marquee> |
| #78 ...[47625] |
| 209.127.79.93 |
<marquee><a href=porno.html><b><font color=yellow>xero</font></b></a></marquee>
<marquee behavior=bounce><a href=porno.html><b><font color=yellow>xero</font></b></a></marquee>
<marquee><a href=porno.html><b><font color=yellow>xero</font></b></a></marquee> |
| #79 <font color=yellow>Protophobic</font>[47657] |
| cm-24-161-0-123.nycap.rr.com |
| <font color>Marie47, Get rid of Nutscape for God's sake and use IE5. No need to go kicking and screaming into the 21st century. |
| #80 <marquee>-=-Dr.J-=-</marquee>[47964] |
| adsl-207-105-255-146.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| <marquee>THIS IS THE FUNNIEST COMMENT FORUM IVE EVER SEEN!<MARQUEE> |
| #81 Starookie[50089] |
| edtn009147.hs.telusplanet.net |
| I've just noticed something. PROTO YOU Dinky!!! You spelled it starrookie, its STAROOKIE =p |
| #82 [GoA]~ToasTeR~[50190] |
| ppp065.57-253-207.hull.mt.videotron.net |
| <marquee behavior="alternate">Just trying me too:</marquee> |
| #83 Starookie[51070] |
| edtn009880.hs.telusplanet.net |
| <marquee>Waka Waka doo doo ya!</marquee> |
| #84 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[51359] |
| 139.57.232.2 |
OMG. This report was won of the best I've ever read! It's been a <u> <B> WHILE </b> </u> Since I've read ANYTHING that even came CLOSE to being that entertaining!
This was WASY too much fun to read! WTG Proto, hey, br me sometime, will you?!
GG!
9.5 |
| #85 Tanks-A-Lot[102370] |
| 144.13.239.44 |
| protophobic.com Then came here and searched for some shit. Crazy. |
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