| #1 <font color=gold>Casper...</font>[47092] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-02-592.look.ca |
| Enjoy. |
| #2 jeezumcrow[47095] |
| svweba04.statestreet.com |
that pict is going to get me in trouble, dont want my manager to think i'm wasting company time, looking at girls on the web :)
anyhow, nice br. seems like this week has been good with brs. |
| #3 Casper...[47097] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-02-592.look.ca |
There's a minor glitch; fucked the stylesheet ref, therefore no picture borders :(
Hopefully JV will fix it once he checks his mailbox :) |
| #4 Casper...[47099] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-02-592.look.ca |
| Thx JV :) |
| #5 Sonneillon[47100] |
| prnask01d020301166.sk.sympatico.ca |
*Ah, lets out sigh of satisfaction*
Nothing like reading a good Casper... report before going to work. Thanks for the insperation my good chap.
(How a battle report is related to working in a produce department, only God knows...)
9
The Insane Goatee
Sonneillon
*Still feels proud he found HardDrive99's original ripped off report* |
| #6 [WP]BlacKnight[47101] |
| 134.240.54.43 |
| While a bit juvenile at times, the report was awesome. Im amazed at the convergence of wit, HTML skillz, and good writing. Truly a report for the ages. Good work. |
| #7 Aquamarine[47103] |
| cthulhu.static.shore.net |
yep, that was a work of art.
9! yea man! |
| #8 RAINBOW[47108] |
| wmprt-cach1.blazenet.net |
| </font color |
| #9 <font color="blue">Blue~Devil</font>[47109] |
| dialups-31.palmer.mtaonline.net |
| very nice work and a very nice game to br! good job |
| #10 The Asylum[47110] |
| ce-stjh-01-02-e0.cbl.nf.net |
Sweeeet.
That was an awesome report. View the equation below:
15 Hatches
1,000,000 Hydras
1,000,000 Zerglings
1,000,000 gallons of blood
+1,000,000 Psi Storms
=An Awesome report! Great pics, writing, wit, good game, etc, etc...
<font size=15><font color=blue>9.5</font>
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| #11 Mogalin[47112] |
| co853273-a.foti1.on.wave.home.com |
| This was a stellar report of a pretty good game. I was very impressed with your general layout and the font choices/colours complemented each other exceptionally. Personally I believe this is 10 material.. no joke. |
| #12 CraZy[47116] |
| 24.65.122.105.sk.wave.home.com |
I WON I WON I WON I WON OWWWWW!! gosu br tho =]
Make another one of me ^^ |
| #13 [68]unknown[47124] |
| 209.128.34.1 |
| you wont be happy when he battle reports you losing hehe |
| #14 CraZy[47126] |
| 24.65.122.105.sk.wave.home.com |
| :O |
| #15 Templar569[47127] |
| 156.philadelphia-01-02rs.pa.dial-access.att.net |
| Great BR!! And thanks for the picture of the nubile Neve! :) |
| #16 Krebster[47128] |
| spider-wm064.proxy.aol.com |
| omg casp has talent who woulda thunk it |
| #17 ExecutorKronos[47133] |
| ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com |
Can you say...<font size=11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111>
10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 1010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010 10!!!!!</font>? |
| #18 Talon[47134] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
Gay ass spammer
good report
crazy is sexy
hi mog
huk
.... |
| #19 Red~Man[47135] |
| 1Cust73.tnt5.manassas.va.da.uu.net |
Good game. 10.
Humor, paragraphs, well made and numerous pics.
Personally I think zerg vs toss is the most equal bi-race match up and therefore the best to read about or participate in. Alot of it is about macro, but it's also about using zerg advantages in scouting, massive drops, burrowing, and unit speed to counteract the toss's storm.
Plus, all elements of the game can be utilized in a good zerg vs toss. The zerg can go for drop, lurkers, power hydra, double expand, gaurdians, mutas, lings, or hydra rush. The toss can go for 1 gate tech to cors, reavers, or templar, or they can 2 gate exp, or 1 gate exp, or 3 gate zealot rush or they can 2 gate goon lot obs, or chon lot goon, or temp lot, or 1 gate cors to dt, temp, lot exp.
Upgrades are critical in toss vs zerg, defense for zerglings over attack for zealots, defense for mutas over defense for corsair. You have to know how to place the cannons on your ledge so that they can't be hit by hydras attacking up, but they can hit the hydras on the ramp. You have to guess about zerg expansions, burrow capabilities, possible drop zones, and the zerg has to make sure that the toss doesn't know any of that by using lings and shit to box possible scouts and retreat to better positions if they're pursued by heavy toss infantry.
I thought this game was well spoken and well played, so I say again, 10. |
#20 [47136] |
| dt030n84.tampabay.rr.com |
yAY
we need more BRs of real games |
| #21 Fox^1[47138] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
WOW Casper great report! Not only did you have detail galor, great screenshots, Neve!, but you also had a Z vs P matchup, which I think is the most exciting to watch. Great report again. Your tall.
Oh and Crazy I my zerg ownz your terran =o j/k
9
Fox^1 |
| #22 ChinksWithGuns[47141] |
| adsl-63-197-184-198.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
This report owned. 9. Really good game, nice pics. Now this BR is pissing me off. What the hell gives this BR only two 9s, and Protophobic's gets three 9s and a 10?!?!?!?!? This BR >>>>>> Proto's BR. Gay. Proto has much more blurry pics. If proto got three 9s and a 10, this one should have 4 10s, but... not that good.
-Chinks |
| #23 ProtectorofAiur[47142] |
| SID.MIT.EDU |
this shoulda been a 10
except it has been altered to make it look like crazy won this game, so i guess the 9s are fair
and now for my crazy imitation:
:O :O :O huk :O :O :O :::OO:OO:O::O::OO:O::OO:OO:O:O:OOO:O:O:O:O:O:O:OO::OO:O::OO:O:
jk crazy =] |
| #24 probe[47153] |
| 242849hfc89.tampabay.rr.com |
what the hell happend at the end of the report?
one minute the game is close and taktiks has like 3 expos and a fatass army, the next he has lost the game.
too many reports slack at the end nowadays...
8.5 |
| #25 Casper...[47159] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-02-592.look.ca |
| I specified aP's unit count, mineral status, and then I stated Crazy's hatchery count, and tech status. It doesn't take a genius to add 2 and 2 together and get 4. No offense. |
| #26 .....[47162] |
| adsl-63-200-51-239.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
probe is right i thought taktiks had 4 expansions. then all of a sudden, 2 hydras destroy a nexus and game is over?
i also saw on the minimap that he still had his natural |
| #27 Casper...[47167] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-02-592.look.ca |
Probe is not "right" Mister No-Name.
1 larva/20 seconds * 12 = 36 larva a minute.
Let's say 1/2 of those are crax and the other half are
hydra. So that's 36 craz n 18 hydra every minute.
And this is before he took the 12 min only and added
2 more hatches after that (mentioning it at that stage
of the game would have been redundant). Let's allow
for overlords, and a couple more drones on the side, then
average it out at 25 military units. Sounds fair.
Now let's look at aP's production. 6 gates. Let's
be generous and give him the same unit build time as
larva respawn. That's 18 units a minute, and we're being generous. In fact he'd be closer to 10 military units a
minute. Especially after his main running dry and
having to cannon his new exp.
So he's being outproduced numbers wise AT LEAST 2:1, and his 3-main expansion is isolated so he has to spend
2k cannoning it up.
Must I use smaller words? |
#28 [47187] |
| dsl-gte-jr13661-1.linkline.com |
| This was good |
| #29 Limp_Bizkit666[47190] |
| whv-ca3a-213.rasserver.net |
yeah, this was a good report..
i loved the frames, i love the way you coordinated the pics..
BUT, i found many grammartical mistakes including run-ons, fragments, wrong usuage of words, and even spelling....
sorry, but it won't get a 9..
8.5
byeya
p.s-how da hell would i give 8.5? if someone gave you an 8, i would give it a 9. if someone gave you a 9, i'd give you an 8. =] |
| #30 Casper...[47196] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-02-592.look.ca |
Tables, not frames :)
I had no idea how frames would interact
with the site, so didn't even bother
looking into it. |
| #31 Nightbird[47199] |
| internet-we.ascad.de |
This is truely the best report i've seen !!!
RESPECT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| #32 Fractal_Wave[47225] |
| firewall.lionhead.co.uk |
What JV said.
PLUR
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #33 Dausuul[47249] |
| kiewit-pub-bp-54.dartmouth.edu |
YES!!! This report was great. I get a real kick out of a battle like this. That trick of Crazy's, sending endless hydralisks in to die just to keep the enemy from noticing that his nexus was being chewed away, was so beautiful, and so... well... so Zerg.
The cool thing about this BR is that the players had such vastly different playing styles, and those styles were so well suited to the races they picked. ApTaktics was into heavy micro and spellcaster use, while Crazy relied mainly on rapid expansion and force of numbers. I'd love to see the final scores on that game... Crazy must have lost a ridiculous number of troops. :)
Plus, the Zerg winning always improves a BR for me.
Go Casper! Make more!
--Dausuul |
| #34 DaRk_BerZerKer[47255] |
| d2-kt01-ktnr-pdi.attcanada.net |
| yea, awesome report dude |
| #35 SlingsNArrows[47260] |
| bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com |
| Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! Fun to read. |
| #36 <font color=lime>C_Time[47263] |
| spc-isp-tor-58-21-471.sprint.ca |
OMFG, amazing report
the only reason this wasn't a ten is because of the lack of battles =[
Oh well, 10 anywayz! |
| #37 Korang[47287] |
| spc-isp-wpg-uas-04-14.sprint.ca |
This is honestly the best report I've read in a very long time. I feel this is deserving of a 10, and I wanna thank you for finally giving me something good to read. The game coulda gone either way, and it wasn't on BGH, and it wasn't a newbie stomp down!
Casper for Prez.
Best report in a fair while. OWNZ.
10
(and to think i only chose to read this br was because his name was in yellow :P)
-K. |
| #38 MisterMerf[47290] |
| PPPa18-ResaleMinneapolis3-3R7232.saturn.bbn.com |
Mmmmm...zerg hordes... mmmmmm....
That makes it beautiful right there. As an SC player (zerg player),
I am a simple man, similar to Crazy (though not as good).
Strategy= make hydras, make cracklings. Make more.
Make a queen. Throw in some hydralings. Then, proceed
to make lots of hydralisks and adrenalings. Add hatches.
Make heavily upgraded hydras and zerglings...
BTW, what's this 'micromanagement' thing I've heard about?=] |
| #39 MisterMerf[47291] |
| PPPa18-ResaleMinneapolis3-3R7232.saturn.bbn.com |
Oh, I forgot part of my strategy.
Throw in the odd 6 control groups of mixed hydraling
and olords for sight. Don't forget to make lings and hydras. |
| #40 }-{ARP00N[47336] |
| cr880778-a.poco1.bc.wave.home.com |
Then send them on attack ground to the middle of the enemie's base, and go eat dinner:)
Sersiously though, you know the part were the two "veteran" hydras destroy the neuxus (I sure hoped they survived th:) why did that make such a big difference? I mean, it wasn't a fully developed exansion, just a neuxus, and the 'toss army was allready on it's way, why couldn't he just rebuild the neuxus? Or was it such a fast paced game that he needed the resources _now_ and couldn't wait for the neuxus to finish? |
| #41 King-Lewis[47351] |
| modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net |
Neve Campbell rox and she us so sexy ! i want her body :(
10 |
| #42 Limp_Bizkit666[47372] |
| 199.182.54.248 |
King wants Neve Campbell's body on HIM!
he wants to attrack any heterosexual men left in SC that way. =]
byeya
p.s-i personally stalk Campbell... if you want, i could stalk you too, King. |
| #43 Krone[47379] |
| 2Cust28.tnt14.chi5.da.uu.net |
I cant belive crazy won taktiks must have had a bad game =[
good report all around
|
| #44 Casper...[47391] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-04-452.look.ca |
aP was losing 12 units at a time, rather than
massing up and waiting till ~175 supply to take
the game over.
When he lost that nexus, he was really low on
troops and had just ran out of minerals in his main.
That type of situation just spells GG. |
| #45 ReKruL[47393] |
| spider-wg014.proxy.aol.com |
The adjectives made the report.
You = Funny
You = Gosu Reporter
You = Better report one of my game or i kill u |
| #46 ReKruL[47394] |
| spider-wg014.proxy.aol.com |
| U teach me to BR i teach u to play SC..deal ok? |
| #47 Agent~JamiE[47425] |
| blvl-ppp51.intranet.ca |
Hilarious old chum, a brilliant work of art that should be placed in a museum of art and brilliance and hilarity. Don't you agree 'o' constant BR.com regulars?
Fill in comment below: |
| #48 Supoib[47426] |
| blvl-ppp51.intranet.ca |
| Brilliance, I agree. |
| #49 Agent~JamiE[47427] |
| blvl-ppp51.intranet.ca |
Oh yeah, you automatically get a 10 for including
the pic of Neve Cambell. Uhhhhhh..... Neve.....:P |
#50 [47451] |
| we-24-24-166-145.we.mediaone.net |
Nice report. I'm confused. At first toss was owing the middle, then its over because he loses the 3 natural?
Also did toss never scout 6?
Anyways, this coulda easily been a 9. Even with the holes its still an 8. |
| #51 Edge~TK[47460] |
| sf2-ip-1-80.dynamic.ziplink.net |
Should be a 10.
Casper > Ownz which = Ultra-ownazoge^^ |
| #52 aP`tAkTiKs2[47531] |
| term3-033.speakeasy.net |
well yea it was gg, its impossible to always win, it had to happen sooner or later. before this game...i won 16 in a row vs crazy. i thought this would be 17-0 but it turned out to be 16-1...so gg crazy, my mistake for not scouting faster or i would have rushed...btw im retired i havnt played this game for almost 1.5months now
pz im out
aP`tAkTiKs2 |
| #53 Marie47[47546] |
| ip136.minneapolis7.mn.pub-ip.psi.net |
| Excellent writing! Truly a joy to read:) |
#54 [47570] |
| a1-1c041.neo.rr.com |
Great report, loved it. I dont know about the rest of you but I didnt see that "hole" in the action that was spoken of. That one picture of the minimap that casper provided that showed zerg with 6 bases to toss' 3 pretty much explained it all to me.
I'm waffling between a 9 and a 10. |
#55 [47571] |
| a1-1c041.neo.rr.com |
| ah what the heck, 10. If it was Mark or some other famous person, I could see the 10s going up. :) |
| #56 nice =][47623] |
| 209.127.79.93 |
| <marquee behavior=slide><a href=porno.html><b><font color=yellow>xero</font></b></a></marquee> |
| #57 CraZy[47707] |
| 24.65.122.105.sk.wave.home.com |
| AP DONT RETIRE!! PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS COME BACK :-( |
| #58 <font color=pink>Casper...</font>[47714] |
| odo.computerstudies.ca |
| Make me feel sexy. More 10's! More 10's! |
| #59 Regular SC player[48555] |
| LSANA050-0034.splitrock.net |
| GREAT BR i think it deserves a 10. Great writing skills and insights o yeah maybe you should take the pic with Neve off because the readers only look at that :) |
| #60 hi[49955] |
| spider-tf061.proxy.aol.com |
<font size=20>HI
me no like u sux why everyone so fat |
| #61 CANDELA[147337] |
| 200.55.145.12 |
HOW A TERRAN CAN WIN TO A PROTOSS IN BGH
|
| #62 casper...[150319] |
| CPE0010b50f508e-CM00e06f16610c.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| my best report |
| #63 Raider[153245] |
| 141.161.98.95 |
| I liked this. Great report. The game was average tho imo, so I would not say it's a 10 despite being perfectly made. 9 |
| #64 liquid.crystal[153272] |
| px2nr.wp.shawcable.net |
| ah memories. we found out later ap was a hacker, thats the only reason he won fucking 16 games vs me. lucky biotch.! |
| #65 .Praetor[166997] |
| c-67-164-209-28.hsd1.ca.comcast.net |
| Good report, thanks. |