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#1 King_[LSRS-13][47411]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
I figured it out how to get it right now, all I had to do was disable those wascally autoinsertion br tags. I hope you liked my report, plz tell me what I did wrong, or right for that matter.

Later

#2 <font color="blue">Blue~Devil</font>[47412]
dialups-330.palmer.mtaonline.net
so damn close! now to read the br.
#3 King_[LSRS-13][47413]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Sorry Blue
#4 WarLeaderJustin[47415]
spider-tj044.proxy.aol.com
I like your writing style. All it needs is more sarcasm! Sarcasm is good. You also need more references to fellatio. That is also a good thing. Make sure you have plenty of sarcasm mingled with fellatio. And if you tell me how to upload pics, I'll tell you how to mix in obnoxious behavior spasms too.
#5 WarLeaderJustin[47416]
spider-tj044.proxy.aol.com
I like your writing style. All it needs is more sarcasm! Sarcasm is good. You also need more references to fellatio. That is also a good thing. Make sure you have plenty of sarcasm mingled with fellatio. And if you tell me how to upload pics, I'll tell you how to mix in obnoxious behavior spasms too.
#6 King_[LSRS-13][47417]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
First of all, I don't swing that way man. I done told you that before, and I'll tell you again. Second, it's gonna take a lot more time than I have right now to tell you about linking pics, so just find it from someone else.
#7 King_[LSRS-13][47419]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
First of all, I don't swing that way man. I done told you that before, and I'll tell you again. Second, it's gonna take a lot more time than I have right now to tell you about linking pics, so just find it from someone else.
#8 King_[LSRS-13][47420]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Damn spamming accidents, don't you just hate 'em?
#9 <font color="669999">person</font>[47422]
1Cust102.tnt8.lax1.da.uu.net
<font color="669999"> is it just me or am i having day-za-woo(or however you spell it).
#10 <font color="669999">person</font>[47423]
1Cust102.tnt8.lax1.da.uu.net
anyways great report (i think) i remember from a while ago for some reason. so did u repost or something.
#11 King_[LSRS-13][47424]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Yes, I did repost it because at the time, I couldn't get the report to come out right, so I posted a link and they deleted it. I'm fine with that, but I got it right after I disabled those wascally br autotags.
#12 -Hi-X[47429]
cx55467-a.irvn1.occa.home.com
Hi!!! Remember me? The guy you played earlier today =). GG, and awesome report.

#13 King_[LSRS-13][47430]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Remember? How could I forget? That was the best microing I've done in a while. Thanks for the comment. You did nice of kicking my ass. And I love storm. Storm > everything.
#14 -Hi-X[47431]
cx55467-a.irvn1.occa.home.com
haha, do u like, refresh every second? 8].

-Hi-X/Magic

#15 King_[LSRS-13][47432]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Pretty much, I'm eager for comments, and I don't want to leave anyone out in the cold. You know.

Later

#16 -Hi-X[47433]
cx55467-a.irvn1.occa.home.com
haha, do u like, refresh every second? 8].

-Hi-X/Magic

#17 -Hi-X[47434]
cx55467-a.irvn1.occa.home.com
asdf gay spam =(

#18 King_[LSRS-13][47435]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Same thing happens to me
#19 Duo Maxwell[47436]
dialup-63.208.247.190.LosAngeles1.Level3.net
Did u member da game we played in starcraft?

#20 King_[LSRS-13][47437]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
I'm not real sure, but I probably played you a pub game, right? Let me guess, my partner died, left, or just plain sucked. And you 2 ganged up on me, I fought to the bitter sweet end, and you won. No? Anyway, sorry if I don't remember, but next time you want to fight a rival of yours, whisper me, and I'll br it, k?
#21 DivvyO[47438]
kpcrdc.kp.org
I remember back in the day when I got hosed by Dref under a different name ... man those were the days ... anyone know what asdf stands for? I'm confused and tired ...
#22 King_[LSRS-13][47439]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
My personal purpose is to make everyone remember how Dref opened a can of whupass on everyone. He kicked my ass on Dire. I can remember it as vividly as anyday. I realized he was going a drop instead of air, so I frantically tried to make as many barracks as possible, but it was too late, it came......and then......BOOOM, there went the neighborhood.
#23 King_[LSRS-13][47440]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Anyone realize that half the comments on here are mine?
#24 DivvyO[47441]
kpcrdc.kp.org
Yeah, man, quit spamming your own report ;)
#25 Gades[47442]
modemcable080.174-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
looks like a chat room now
#26 King_[LSRS-13][47443]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Ok, you got it. Oh crap, oh well, as long as I'm here, I might as well tell you why I am spamming, I want to make everyone happy with a response, cuz no one is happy if they feel that they aren't heard, I know this for one.
#27 King_[LSRS-13][47444]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
I think Gades is onto something........
#28 Gades[47445]
modemcable080.174-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
like what?
#29 King_[LSRS-13][47446]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
How the hell should I know? Any rater that comes in here is gonna have a field day with me spamming this thing....
#30 Gades[47447]
modemcable080.174-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
funny...no seriously good report tho it does't beat those made by dref or mark4, even magellan( man i miss evil eye laser man and bitch ass squirrel).
#31 King_[LSRS-13][47448]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Of course it doesn't beat their reports, they're extremely good, and extremely seasoned at this thing, this' my first try. But they beat this anyway, even if I was experienced.
#32 Gades[47449]
modemcable080.174-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
Well lets quit the spamming I'm sleepy...so g'night
#33 King_[LSRS-13][47450]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
G'night
#34 Billy Bong[47453]
PNBFB102-42.splitrock.net
Hi. Good report.
#35 King_[LSRS-13][47454]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
It's exactly 2:22 a.m. where I live as I write this. I just had the idea of battle report history. I believe only one person could think of this besides me. Drefsab. I don't think he'll get this, but I'm not gonna tell my secret. My next battlereport will be the funniest one anyone's ever seen on this thing. But, it won't be out until Christmas. It'll be my gift to everyone who plays Starcraft.
#36 probe[47457]
242849hfc155.tampabay.rr.com
if anybody beats anybody, and you see them, you worship the winner?
hey , i beat 52 NH lamers today, wORShiP me!
um, the report was ok...6.5

#37 DivvyO[47458]
kpcrdc.kp.org
And it's not Magellan, it's Jamellan. Get your br.com almost-HoFers straight.
#38 The Asylum[47465]
ce-stjh-01-02-e0.cbl.nf.net
Some serious double-posting has been going on here...

The report was pretty good, and I liked the font, although there are plenty of people who dislike any font other than the default on reports. The pictures were good adn looked like they were taken at just the right time(i.e-when the Goliaths were fighting the Tank and the blast from the Tan was shown as a pillar of fire on a Goliath). The game was decent, but not really intense, seeing as how Dref got attacked once during the whole game. Your writing was also good, and there were very few instances in which I had no idea what was going on.

-A game that was a tiny bit one-sided
+Good writing
+Nice font
+Nice pics
<u>+Good HTML</u>
A 7-8 rating, IMO. Good job










#39 FAGBBOY[47467]
wmprt-cach1.blazenet.net
Nice report. Try to add a little more humor; it seems like this was the sort of game that deservers humor. You did a good job keeping the reader updated with minimaps. Very good.
This is just little detail, but maybe snap a pic of both players' mains.
<h2><font color=blue>8.5</font</h2>

#40 Starookie[47471]
edtn007911.hs.telusplanet.net
Having two "famous" people in the br: 2pts
Nice pictures of Terran Air =D: 2 PTS
Nice writing and sarcasm: 2pts
Profanity: 2pts


Total: 8/10!!!

hehe


#41 ScreamStalker[47479]
slip-32-100-235-50.ca.us.prserv.net
I thought it was ok. Writing was sketchy...and we all knew Drefsab wass gonna beat down Paso on Straights any how. Pretty good though.
#42 King_[LSRS-13][47481]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Thanks for the comments. But if you want more comedy, you'll love my next project, as described in comment 35.

Later
#43 gibber[47482]
host5-99-45-66.btinternet.com
laff
#44 BW-sux[47488]
spider-ti081.proxy.aol.com
This was definitely a great report. It was not a bit one-sided, in my standards, as it looked like Dref was gonna die, then gets BCs and wins.

8
<marquee selection=alternate> BW-sux </marquee>
#45 Old~El~Paso[47492]
3Cust115.tnt1.krk1.da.uu.net
Holy shit, from my perspective I thought I was fucked the entire game. But you left out the fact that while the BCs were hanging out on my former bottom right expansion, I unloaded 12 goliaths on that island and killed 3-4 BCs.

-OEP
#46 King_[LSRS-13][47493]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Sorry if I forgot that part OEP, but there was a shitload of goliaths, bcs, wraiths, and battles on that singular island, hell, it might as well have been the game itself. Oh well, I see ppl like it.
#47 <font color=red>Friendly~Fire</font>[47503]
cc326114-b.hwrd1.md.home.com
<font color=red>Great BR, good job. Also, I think that goliath w/range > BC, but you shouldn't go only for goliaths.

</font><font color=red size=15><b>7.5</b></font>

<font color=red>And don't start the gay
<marquee direction=left>marquees</marquee
again</font>
#48 King_[LSRS-13][47504]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Are the raters on a field trip today? Where are they? Hmmmm, idea for another report, the report that will have a pool on how long it will take to rate it........
#49 [47505]
PPPa53-ResaleWarrenBMi1-4R7098.saturn.bbn.com
Needed some humor!
#50 King_[LSRS-13][47506]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Who is this mystery man? Hey, wait, Im number 50, woohoo! Not many reporter's first times get fifty or more.
#51 Master-chef[47515]
98AA9C8A.ipt.aol.com
GJ..great br
Agreeing with the other commentors, humor was needed. I personally didnt like the layout and colors, but eh =
Not to disappoint you but you got 50+ comments onyl coz you commented like half of them.
<font size="30">7-8</font>

Chef
#52 King_[LSRS-13][47519]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Tru dat
#53 [47527]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
Nice report I like it. Most T vs T matchups are rather boring, but on islands it's extremely fun. Gloiaths to me are > then BC's and wraiths straight up, but there are not as mobile. Which on an island map is crucial.

Maybe next time if you include numbers of units before the battle, it would be a little better described. I would like to know how many goliaths paso had when Dref was attacking him with wraiths in the mid-game. Other than that it was pretty good.

8

Fox^1
#54 King_[LSRS-13][47538]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Hot damn, does this mean it gets on the gold list?
#55 Mogalin[47556]
co853273-a.foti1.on.wave.home.com
Golly only is actually a decent strat on isles
#56 Muerte[47580]
spider-wd011.proxy.aol.com
What DOES asdf stand for?
Hmm, I like hearing about early game (ie build orders)
Dire's kinda boring for BRing, imo
Gj for a 1st juan
#57 <font color="pink"> Ko[B]ull[47609]
ppp-403.tnt-1.ind.smartworld.net
Ack how are you going to say OEP is a "great" ive been around longer than him, i own him like 3-0 or 4-0 including a massive ownage TvT on dire (ask Bane bout that one, he was gonna BR but it was so much ownage he said no) this guy isnt a great, he just has a "wel known" name =( dont go calling people greats to take up space in ur BR thats what u did. Other than that the BR was good, It will be even better when u learn to align pictures and get text to wrap around em =] i give this br a 7 =] gj king
#58 ~IronChef~[47615]
slip-32-101-120-132.il.us.prserv.net
I love copperplate gothic bold. In fact, if I knew html, I'd make this post in copperplate gothic bold.

#@$%

Nice report btw. 8.1!
#59 King_[LSRS-13][47618]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
I don't give a crap what you all say what's wrong with it. It's on the gold list now, and I'm happy as hell. J/k. About the don't care part. I am happy as hell though.

Later
#60 Old~El~Paso[47781]
2Cust3.tnt3.krk1.da.uu.net
Err, I think I am a great because of my two shitty BRs, and the fact that I have been around NH longer then most of the current regs combined.

-OEP
#61 <font color="red"><S><B>Khorne</font></s></b>[48229]
198.174.18.100
I think that OEP shoulda won that cayse gols own air maybe he didn't get grades or something but if u play goliath thunder its all about expansion denial, U gotta deny em.
#62 T_Mac[48289]
on-tor-blr-a58-02-742.look.ca
pics didnt work for me
#63 King_[LSRS-13][49705]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
I think the site crashed. I'm not sure though.



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