| #1 Baxter-O'Bixby[47661] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| FIRST! MWAHAHAHA! |
| #2 <font color=yellow>Protophobic</font>[47662] |
| cm-24-161-0-123.nycap.rr.com |
<font color=yellow>1st non-auth
firsts: 8
first non-auths: 18 |
| #3 <font color=yellow>Protophobic</font>[47664] |
| cm-24-161-0-123.nycap.rr.com |
This report would be great if it didn't use just about every br cliche to-date (gayness, turbochobo, kekekeke, etc.)
That's -5 points in my book. |
| #4 Baxter-O'Bixby[47665] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| I wrote this BR months ago when those cliches were still fresh and hip. It just took me this long to assemble the pics, that's all. ;-) |
| #5 <font color="blue">Blue~Devil</font>[47667] |
| dialups-648.palmer.mtaonline.net |
very nice report on SHOWDOWN!! i love that map... ohh.. and good br 2=)
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| #6 <font color="blue">Blue~Devil</font>[47668] |
| dialups-648.palmer.mtaonline.net |
| damn dude nice picks! of course i was done reading the br before the picks showed up. but thats my crappy computer for u. |
| #7 Baxter-O'Bixby[47669] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| It took me a few seconds to load up all the pics even when I was previewing it off my hard drive... this is why I put the modem advisory on there. There's about 4 megs of pics in the entire report (both parts together). |
| #8 Baxter-O'Bixby[47670] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
btw, thanks are due to Mark4. I couldn't for the life of me figure out how to make the black background work until I dug up his last report and horked some of the HTML.
me == comment whore |
| #9 <marquee behavior="alternate" scrollamount=2>Duke-Nukem</marquee>[47672] |
| 209.88.197.162 |
| <font size=5>T</font>op 10 :-/ |
| #10 probe[47677] |
| 242849hfc161.tampabay.rr.com |
nukem = gay
the report was pretty good, except chobo gosu kekek eajslfasjsfjfaslfjljg shit is really gay. and it's freaking turboNEWBIE not turbochobo,....oh nevermind , you're all nh'ers so it dosn't matter :|
hmmmmmmz, long and entertaining! 8.5 (not to mention everything loaded in 2 seconds on my cable) |
| #11 <marquee scrollamount=40>Duke-Nukem</marquee>[47681] |
| 209.88.197.162 |
<font size=5>P</font>robe = racist pig
bla bla... gay... bla... negro... bla... hispanic.. bla.. bla.. bla... PHUCKING NAZI STFU !
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| #12 F%BOY[47688] |
| bess-proxy.mounties.k12.pa.us |
VERY nice. You obviously put a lot of work and planning into this. The time took to assemble the pics definitely payed off.
<h2><font color=blue>9</font></h2> |
| #13 probe[47693] |
| 242849hfc161.tampabay.rr.com |
i'm a nazi, eh?
ummm whatever, you're a fucking retard. |
| #14 <font color=yellow>Protophobic</font>[47695] |
| cm-24-161-0-123.nycap.rr.com |
| <font color=yellow>I hate negros, am I a Nazi? |
| #15 Baxter-O'Bixby[47697] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| Kill whitey! |
| #16 <font color=yellow>Protophobic</font>[47705] |
| cm-24-161-0-123.nycap.rr.com |
| <font color=yellow>I just hate the kind that robbed me twice on the Metro last year. |
| #17 BW-sux[47706] |
| spider-ti054.proxy.aol.com |
The pics were blurry, and there were so many of them.
8
BW-sux |
| #18 WilliamWC3[47711] |
| cc29488-a.twsn1.md.home.com |
Best report ever written.
Math.random() & turbochobo... need I say more.
btw, I got my revenge against nobs on showdown a couple of weeks ago, we're 2-2 now.
turbochobo > turbonewbie
math.random() > random
me > nobody
Baxter-o'bixby > all |
| #19 Baxter-O'Bixby[47724] |
| nick.sfpl.lib.ca.us |
Thanks, Will. :) Let me know if you and Nobs are going to
play a tiebreaker. I'll round up my posse of 5 other
observers and write a sequel. (You'll have to smurf with
a ::body:: name, of course. ::sexybody:: is taken by me,
sorry.) |
| #20 Nice^0ne[47739] |
| sac-ca40-53.ix.netcom.com |
cute
regarding end-note #5: JV now "officially" owes you a 10.
Keep up the good work, Bax. |
| #21 Nice^0ne[47740] |
| sac-ca40-53.ix.netcom.com |
cute
regarding end-note #5: JV now "officially" owes you a 10.
Keep up the good work, Bax. |
| #22 Aquamarine[47751] |
| 204.164.199.92 |
<html>
<head>
<font color="blue"> still good. pics load fast on an office t1!!
i like these 2 brs. post more. |
| #23 Aquamarine[47752] |
| 204.164.199.92 |
| oops.....black on blue doesnt work |
| #24 maximus[47757] |
| mkc-31-246-115.kc.rr.com |
| good reports besides the first couple of pics, you know that tho:), was it me or the 1st part to wide? or is it just my resolution |
#25  [47783] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
Wow Baxter I should just give you a 10 because ::Nobody:: won and you had Will in it as well. Well pretty much what I have to say about this report was posted on part 1. Great job.
I just wish the pics looked better. (hint) Obsing Nobody and Will doesn't get there BR skill to rub off on you. Believe me I have tried, and mine suck big time. Great report again Baxter :)
Fox^1 |
| #26 Baxter-O'Bixby[47788] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| Thanks Fox! What did you think of the pics in this section? Besides the first one, which messed up for reasons that are STILL not clear to me. Was the layout not good, or was graininess the only problem? (Working with GIFs will pretty much fix that for me.) |
| #27 BackStabingLiar[47793] |
| 63.239.42.130 |
| the composite screenshot was not too gosu, contrary to its claims, but otherwise i like the report lots. Surprising, since i normally hate the overused vocab u had. Nice job. |
| #28 Baxter-O'Bixby[47802] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| You make a composite screenshot and then you'll see how cool it is. ;-) The gosu part is that I wasn't even planning on it; I just noticed as I was figuring out how to arrange my pics that four of them (each one depicting a seperate event) were in roughly the same area, with just enough overlap, and I says to myself "hm." I plan to make more use of this technique in future BRs, with perhaps a bit less fanfare. |
| #29 ::nobody::[47803] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
hehehe
yea, but recently kinslayer(tm) decimated me in a match of the gay strats, so i need to get my title back! kek.
Bax, you must obs us again! Nice reports, just work on the pics!
WD40>WC3 :D
Ciao!
Nobo
p.s. wtf is math.random()?? |
| #30 Baxter-O'Bixby[47806] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
Math.random():
It probably has a counterpart in C, but I refer to the Java function (I assume it works the same way), which is a static method called <b>random</b> belonging to the general <b>Math</b> class. It returns a random <i>long</i> somewhere between 0 and 1. Only geeks like myself find using it in common speech to be funny, so don't feel left out if you don't. ;-) |
| #31 ::nobody::[47807] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
oh.
:D
ciao!
Nobo |
| #32 Baxter-O'Bixby[47825] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| Tone... down? This concept is unfamiliar to me. ;-) |
| #33 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[47829] |
| port-3-07-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net |
<font color="#FF0000" size="2" face="Arial">omg "*BEEP* kekeke" I fuckin laughed when I saw that cuz cuz it just..I dunno. Wasn't expecting it. Meow.
Seeing as I looked at these BR's while downloading Prison Sex mp3 most of the pics I never saw. :P And my modem runs at about 21.6k on average (even tho it's a 56k..repeat after me: Gallipolis phone lines are made of shit).
::nobody:: owns cuz I thought WD40 was a funnyass name. But then again i thought the beep keke thing was funny and I'm tired too. I think I'm gonna go have my g/f call me a DORK on the phone too and go sleepy.
btw Proto: nobody cares about your comment record and I'm not referring to ::nobo:: ;( I like your BR's and you're cool but for god's sake. lol. |
| #34 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[47830] |
| port-6-40-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net |
<font color="#FF0000" size="2" face="Arial">omg "*BEEP* kekeke" I fuckin laughed when I saw that cuz cuz it just..I dunno. Wasn't expecting it. Meow.
Seeing as I looked at these BR's while downloading Prison Sex mp3 most of the pics I never saw. :P And my modem runs at about 21.6k on average (even tho it's a 56k..repeat after me: Gallipolis phone lines are made of shit).
::nobody:: owns cuz I thought WD40 was a funnyass name. But then again i thought the beep keke thing was funny and I'm tired too. I think I'm gonna go have my g/f call me a DORK on the phone too and go sleepy.
btw Proto: nobody cares about your comment record and I'm not referring to ::nobo:: ;( I like your BR's and you're cool but for god's sake. lol. |
| #35 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[47831] |
| port-6-40-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net |
| <font color="#FF0000" size="2" face="Arial">omg I never ever do that. Fuckin zoomnet disced me while the page was loading again and I hit refresh and reposted the form info without thinking *cries* |
| #36 S^O[47864] |
| spider-we023.proxy.aol.com |
| i like leprecauns |
| #37 TZ[47876] |
| 212.143.87.162 |
THIS IS A 9+ REPORT , INTERSTING , GOOD PICS AND GOOD GAME , NO FUCKUPS IN REPORTING YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST BEING GAY FOR GIVING IT A 8 . IT DESERVES AT LEAST A 9 .
DFRE AND MARK MADE REPORTS WAAAAY WORSE THEN THIS AND GOT BETTER GRADE .
Have a nice day
TZ
No caps lock , I held shift . |
| #38 Limp_Bizkit666[47878] |
| 206.117.45.150 |
hmmm, nice one..
the pictures on this BR DEFINATLY had a much better quality...
just FYI, if you can, put dividers into multiple pictures strung together. although it isn't necessary, it helps out ALOT in the overall visual pleasures, and just overall neatness....
also, if your pics get really blurry, use MSPAINT to color over a few spots...
i do that sometimes when the text gets really grainy.
oh well, nice stuff..
i don't think it is as good as it gets, but 8 sounds fair..
byeya
p.s-BAXTER!!! you dorm, right? which one? i have like 8 friends that go there, and maybe they can rape you or something. =] (btw, some of them are fine asian chicks...maybe you will like it when they rape you. =]) |
| #39 Baxter-O'Bixby[47925] |
| adsl-63-197-234-237.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| Sorry Limpy, I commute from SF. :( Can the fine Asian rapists take BART over to my place? |
| #40 Limp_Bizkit666[47938] |
| whv-ca3b-206.rasserver.net |
ah, maybe that explains yer gayness. =]
jk... SF is one nice ass city. oh well...
hehe, give me your address, and i might send some burly black rapist to take YOU over your place. =] hehe
byeya
p.s-lalalalalalala |
| #41 pezpunk[47941] |
| 63-248-98-32.usa3.flashcom.net |
"offensive starport > ALL"
YES |
| #42 The-Lakers[48028] |
| user-2init0g.dialup.mindspring.com |
bleh, reports were okay, sometimes pics aren't hte solution to all, but nonetheless you did have some detailed pics. like everyone has been saying, clear pics would help (how big did u blow up pics?)
though this game was kinda old (oh at least 2 months^^) it refreshing to remember Nobody getting owned! nobody uses gay crackling strats too many times! william's archons and templars racked up about oh 1 million ++++ kills.
8
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| #43 Muerte[48030] |
| spider-tr064.proxy.aol.com |
I miss minimaps in every corner :-(
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| #44 Baxter-O'Bixby[48033] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| I nominate rogueshark for rater. :) |
| #45 Goldenscale[48079] |
| citgo-bh.citgo.com |
I agree, this report deserved at least a 9, if not around 9.5 or so. It's leaps and bounds above a bunch of the reports that, as of late, have been getting 7's. It's almost as if people are afraid to rate shit for what it is, and rate gems for what they are.
This is a gem.
9.5
(slightly blurry/grainy pics keep it from 10)
Goldie
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| #46 Sharandar[48128] |
| 199.94.72.235 |
Baxter, great BR. Immensely enjoyable =P
Nob, (this is from the first one, but whatever) Lings and scourge own =) Nice one.
OMG I just realized that someone actually USED my obs version of Showdown (can tell from the final score pics) I'm gonna cry I'm so proud *sniffle*
Excellent detail, and nob needs people to make fun of him. I'll lose to one of you guys as soon as I get my net conn back =
--Sharandar (-=Hobbes=-) |
| #47 beast_of_london[48265] |
| pool-207-205-209-113.dnvr.grid.net |
| As it happens, I was drinking malt liquor while reading this report. |
| #48 Baxter-O'Bixby[48644] |
| 208.25.51.22 |
Looks like my reports are about to get nudged off the top ten gold list, and then nobody will ever read them again... sniff. It's the end of an era. Thanks to everyone who said encouraging things; I plan to put out another couple of BRs this summer so I can get a nice lifetime rating, if nothing else. :) Ciao!
Bax |
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