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#1 SqueakyMonkey[49011]
osh1-6a1.twcny.rr.com
4.0, 5.0?
#2 AgentN[49012]
spider-to048.proxy.aol.com
Fist non-author
#3 Starookie[49013]
edtn009147.hs.telusplanet.net
OMG!!!!!!!!!! GOSU GOSU GOSU GOSU GOSU GOSU GOSU GOSU GOSU!!!! (im sorry, i had to say that to all funny reports) This report made me laugh so hard...i almost pissed my pants! keep it goin squeaky!!!!





*10*





#4 Eh[49014]
CWIP-T-007-p-218-209.tmns.net.au
This report was ownage, I still reckon those Mortyr reports you did before were the SHIT (thats a good thing :P)
Very funny, I always seem to look forward to your reports.
I think you deserve a <b>8</b>
SOMEONE FUX BW-SUX'S COMMENT SECTION PLZ :P


#5 Eh[49015]
CWIP-T-007-p-218-209.tmns.net.au
ralgrblagblarhgbalh
*FIX
#6 PeonSanders[49016]
cm-24-25-141-241.nycap.rr.com
LMAO funny. Not substantial but funny as hell.
#7 CynicalMagician[49027]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Wheeee! Something fresh! Go DJ_AssRape! It would have been even funnier if the other players had talked more, but man, this kicks ass. As Peon said, not substantial, but funny as hell. Well put Peon.
-CynicalMagician
#8 Turbo Chobo[49030]
sj-isp-nat-pool-2.cisco.com
report number 2222.

okay

forty-seven dro
fo?
k? k? joe...

oop oop too too too too

that is all









#9 [49031]
as530067.infocom.com
Hmmm, I don't know what to think...

This was mildly humorous, it just doesn't have much content.

After much mental debate, I'll have to go with a 6 I guess.

Cheers,
Dref






#10 Dr.Zchivago[49032]
proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
I thought it was pretty cool.

It did take me a while to get the hang of what you were doing. Maybe a different angle on the writing?
I don't know.

It WAS pretty damn funny though.

-Dr.Z
#11 SlipKnoT_KiD[49034]
bc-kam-a53-01-82.look.ca
thanks for backstabbing me fool!
#12 max[49035]
mkc-31-246-115.kc.rr.com
that was damn funny
#13 Jim-the-Pimp[49041]
145.44.67.192
Though I gotta admit it WAS funny, when you look through its funnyness, you don't see a thing :P

Just watch the fun then :)

#14 Spuzz[49042]
jfsn-02-06.dialup.netins.net
Oh my freaking God I laughed my damn ass off. I'm still laughing now. When I wake up tomorrow, I'll <i>still</i> be laughing. THAT WAS SO DAMN FUNNY!!! Shee-it, get your damn CD back so you can make more Reports....lmao!! Good God.

"OH NO THEY FOLLOWED ME!!!"

LOL LOL LOL

I swear I'm gonna pee my pants. Keep writing!

Spuzz
(<b>Still</b> laughing!)
#15 BackStabingLiar[49045]
63.239.42.130
if that's what 1337 players do when they lose their 1337 gosu turbochobo etc etc....mmmm. i dont know, its just, if youre gonna be a dick, you gotta be like "fuck you" and dont look back. not "its all in good fun"

peace
BackStabingLiar
#16 SqueakyMonkey[49049]
osh1-740.twcny.rr.com
I think you gave it a better rating than it was worth, Dref. This one is <u>really</u> short, but I'll make longer, funnier ones...hopefully...maybe...
#17 TheYomaMan[49056]
syr-24-164-186-108.twcny.rr.com
This was a great report, considering that i wrote half of it =)
#18 BW-sux[49060]
spider-ta086.proxy.aol.com
I agree with dref on this BR. Only mildly humorous.

7 (for great HTML skills)
BW-sux
#19 ~PL~CloudStrife[49072]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
FOR AI-...FOR LAUGHING!!! HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(ha)!! Hilarious. Bye.
#20 Computer[49097]
user-2inig0t.dialup.mindspring.com
U Cheep Faggot, Why U write REport AbOUT Me When i Didnt ask you!
#21 Guy whoo posted this ...[49143]
user-24-214-51-32.knology.net
whats happening?!!!??!?! AHHH NOOOO!!!!!
that has to be one of the funniest damn reports ive ever read :)
Gj make another now damnit
#22 Starookie[49152]
edtn009147.hs.telusplanet.net
I cant stress this enough

"What the fuck??"
"Stop!!"
"Ahhh!!!"+3 pts

"THERE HE IS!!"
" thats me"
"I FOUND HIM!!!" +3 pts

"That's it im gonna kill myself!!"
"Where's my CC??"
"oh NO! they followed me!!"
"It's my strategy"+1 pt




#23 KAZ[49285]
electra.lweb.net
ROFL!!!!!!!

That was the most GOSU BR I have EVER READ. SO FUCKING AWESOME!

(Time to go search for any other BR's by you :P)
#24 [49324]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
BR... Not... Good... But... Had... Drunken... Monkey... Must... Give... 10... But... Mark4's... Wrath... O.K.

7

Fox^1
#25 Almighty Cow[49513]
osh1-63a.twcny.rr.com
You don't know what you're doing. You know how annoying that is when scumbags like you do stupid ass things like that? You wreak the fun of the game and piss a lot of people off at the same time. It's childish and i'm glad that your CD-rom is broken so you can't do this crap on a daily basis. You need to grow up, both of you.
#26 SqueakyMonkey[49535]
osh1-51b.twcny.rr.com
Bah, calm yourself down. Yes, I know it's annoying. Yes I did feel a <u>little</u> guilty after that last game, as you can see, I did apoligize.

And like you said, it's a <b>game</b>. It's one loss on their precious records (maybe not even), the computer is relatively easy to defeat with the expendature of very few brain cells. I didn't interfere with their builds, or strategies, I just took myself out of the game loudly.

They get flustered for a few minutes, then they forget about it. I know, it's happened to me. Many, many times. For those of you who don't know, I used to stomp on the comp like no one else. It's boring and repetetive.

If you don't think I should write another one, you know how to stop me. I won't mind. =/
#27 oxboy[50196]
155.198.13.238
hahahahahahhahahah 10



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