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#1 blah[50528]
63.210.199.30
diesen Report ist zu kurze und ich kann nicht Deutsch verstehen/lesen.

Entschuligung sie, ich bin ein dumm Kopf.

Achtung baby!

befuercht mein Geschicke!

Damn my german sucks.









#2 blah[50529]
63.210.199.30
oh yeah.

ich bin die erste!





#3 <font color=yellow>Protophobic</font>[50531]
cm-24-161-2-135.nycap.rr.com
<font color=yellow>Es ist zu kurz und hat nicht genügend Detail. Nizza zum jetzt und dann Sehen eines deutschen Reports, der jedes ist. Ich sehe Sie, offensichtlich zu können Graphiken einsetzen, also würde ich Sie Einsatzscreenshots außerdem vorschlagen.

Für Ihren ersten Report gebe ich Ihnen 6. Hoffen Sie, mehr Reports von Ihnen zukünftig zu sehen!

Au Rev...
Proto




#4 <font color=yellow>Protophobic</font>[50533]
cm-24-161-2-135.nycap.rr.com
<font color=yellow>Just kidding!

Post battle reports next time, not this pseudo-philospophical crap!

2!

<<my translation>>

Diversities of opinion begin mostly from futile cause, one forget an event, ignore a signal or it come to a misunderstanding. The situation, one escalates sometime hits themselves the headings, wounds the former friends deeply, violates their Besitzutuemer and robs their wives. Afterwards white none more, how it actually came to it and if the dust put again, is it time to go to drinking and to possibly consume a few halflegal substances. But not our attention is dedicated to the peace after the fight, but the fight, because who wants to see like men in the levers to be situated itself and nuschelnd about the quality any beer places converse? Enough of the einfuehrenden of words - ago with the force and the Gemetzel: It went thus now that four parties met on the well-known widths of the lost temple, in order to out-fence a feud. Their names were new fish, BlackJack, JoyPit and TheFonz. They educated 2 teams, new fish and BlackJack on to page - the two different on evenly this... New fish and BJ selected your races (respectively Terran and Zerg); Joy and Fonz left your existence form to the fate, and what compensatory adding - also they came as Terran and Zerg into the world...







#5 <font color=yellow>Protophobic</font>[50534]
cm-24-161-2-135.nycap.rr.com
<font color=yellow>The above is the English translation of this report (to my best ability)
#6 Skullbattalion[50535]
hoproxy2.proxy.lucent.com
from what i could tell (since i dont speak german and dont have a fucking clue what that shit said!)it was a cool report. If the raters will forgive me but just cause its in german it should be given a 7.

other than that it sucked ass and i wish i could say that in this language but oh well maybe next time>:).

#7 6th Comment[50536]
users2.xorchicago.com
Two words:

ULTRA GAY
#8 <font color=yellow>Protophobic</font>[50543]
cm-24-161-2-135.nycap.rr.com
<font color=yellow>I speak rough German. This aint a battle report at all. This guy was just having some fun with us/
#9 Ashdate[50547]
nat199.183.mpoweredpc.net
Following the link I'd have to say it IS a battlereport. I bet it'd own too if I could read the damn thing.
#10 jeezumcrow[50548]
svweba03.statestreet.com
guten tag das ist eine schule, der ist eine frauline, ich liebe beer, auf wiedersen, dumkopf assschloche, sheisse bitte, whelche bus gehts aus berlin kekekekekek
whens is their going to be a korean batttle report??



p.s. gesundheit, meine deutch ist so gosu, chobo , hobo
#11 blah[50551]
63.210.199.30
ja, Japanisch ist gut!

nihongo ga wakarun desu.
jitsu wa, boku no nihongo mo totemo heta da. atama ga yokunai.

poor me.

jeezumcrow - hee hee. hee hee... i think your german is even worse than mine!
#12 Baal_66[50553]
pD4B8819E.dip.t-dialin.net
Liebes Schaf, ich bin auch einer der wenigen Deutschen Besucher hier. Ich fand den Report ok, auch wenn es teilweise kurz war und würde dir eine 7.5 geben.

#13 [50556]
rliv218.infocom.com
Now that I know what this is I say... BAD<i>!!</i> YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT<I>!!</I> Post the BR here or don't post them at all<i>!!</i> hehehee...

Anyway, no rating, if you have a link to a report, post it in the forum. If you post it here, post it in English...

Cheers,
Dref
#14 Hundinsaft[50568]
PPPa31-ResaleSchaumburg1-3R1029.saturn.bbn.com
Hallo. Ich liebe bruesten.
Das ist alles.
#15 Phoenix-S-[50571]
r-174.180.alltel.net
=/
I might be learning german soon if my friend gets off his ass and lets me borrow his tapes... He speaks fluent German b/c of them...
#16 DivvyO[50573]
kpcrdc.kp.org
"Mase ts sem o poco, wala time du, rrrrrebasa, mase to se me po lo? Te fom tiddy, pla pla plilly pla pla pla la, wa no no no no, FCHHHHHHHH, PCHHHHHHHHH, wa la ta lumbar! Ha ha ha."

"Oh, Fooey Fooey and Fizzy."

DivvyO
#17 CynicalMagician[50578]
24.69.48.15
I dont read german at all, but I followed the links and saw some pretty sweet imaging...
-CynicalMagician
#18 [50580]
242849hfc139.tampabay.rr.com
being the fact that this is an english-speaking dominated website, your are a pure idiot.
#19 BW-sux[50584]
ACA699FB.ipt.aol.com
Don't spam please.
#20 Viper$[50613]
spider-wi061.proxy.aol.com
<P ALIGN=center>If your going to post on an english speaking site post in english
I followed the link to the rest of the report and noticed something very strange
Many english words were used examples: Denied, First Blood, Natural
Do germans actually use english when playing StarCraft?
Cool pictures though
(Yes I know that we use some korean words but english has a long history of thievery)

<P ALIGN=left><font size=20><font color="red">T</font><font color="blue">e</font><font color="white">r</font><font color="yellow">r</font><font color="green">a</font><font color="purple">n</font><font color="aqua">s</font> <font color="orange">o</font><font color="lime">w</font><font color="silver">n</font>
#21 Baal_66[50635]
p3EE07073.dip.t-dialin.net
Viper$: I think most of us use the English version of Starcraft because of the sounds, the better hotkey-placement etc. Additionally the internet-community of Starcraft in Germany is not that far developed as it is in the USA or in Canada. That leads to the fact that I myself read mostly English websites and this has some effects on my "Starcraft English".
#22 [50653]
chello213047238071.tirol.surfer.at
1) post keine links sondern ganze reports
2) keiner versteht hier deutsch, englisch versteht jeder...
#23 korang[50897]
spc-isp-wpg-uas-02-5.sprint.ca
proto, that sounded rather babelfish-ed to me.
http://babelfish.altavista.com/

the savior of many canadian students studying french
#24 ProtectorofAiur[51038]
coswebproxy1.core.hp.com
Protophobic way to use babelfish =/
#25 [For]Acid[57572]
maui.uni-trier.de
huch :) noch ein ger-guy, der die seite liest. Ich fand den report ausgesprochen witzig, wenn auch bisschen chaotisch... Ich weiss zwar immer noch nicht genau wer jetzt wen gekillt hat, aber spass gemacht hats trotzdem ihn zu lesen :P 8.0 für das schaaf... Hast du keine lust der deutsche BW-Gemeinde wieder Lyrische ergüsse zu bescheren?



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