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#1 Eridious[51589]
209.121.99.7
This is the most pathetic report I've ever written...
#2 The Mad Clown[51593]
spider-wk013.proxy.aol.com
Ummmmmmm, o.k.
That was about as exciting as an 8th period
science class held inside an outhouse.:P

Anyway it wasn't a total loss at least i got
first non-author

the mad clown








#3 Wisest~Yoda[51601]
pm3-1-131.boscobel.mwt.net
riiiiight
#4 BW-sux[51602]
spider-wa071.proxy.aol.com
Why did you even post this? I'd like to see what probe says about this...

BW-sux

#5 CynicalMagician[51613]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Don't do comp games please. I would do a bigger comment, but I mean come on... It's not hard to find a game with people, so do so. I did like the Group 1 Group 2 tags, though, made it easy to follow which troops were where.
-CynicalMagician
#6 Kane-[51615]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
I'm just curious as to why it took you an hour to whack 2 comps. From the sound of your br, you had the game wrapped up in 30 min or less, but then at the end it says 1 hour. Why?
#7 Neal64[51618]
spider-wo062.proxy.aol.com
hmm.....u posted a report u urself thought was pathetic...o well

the comp is gay heres a tactic:

make a wall of depots and put bunkers behind them at ur natuaral, enemy melee attackers will waltz around in circles

one of my Avid BGH aquantances told me about this





#8 Certs[51623]
spider-ti034.proxy.aol.com
oh my god get a life man you are so retarded. that long of a report against comps and btw the 1 depot and rax is supposed to block shit not fuckin save money u worthless piece of shit
#9 <FONT COLOR="00ffff"><BR><MARQUEE>Hostile~SCV</MARQUEE></FONT>[51626]
spider-wj041.proxy.aol.com
You wrote it nicely, but don't BR yourself against comps. Watch a game between 2 people and BR that. It provides for a much better story, more surprises, etc. Does the comp drop Tanks in the ice pits in Winter Conquest? No. People games offer way too much more.

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#10 Shepherd[51634]
cm-24-161-48-11.nycap.rr.com
Mmmm. .

AGggghhhhhhhhWhat's going on with me.1!?!?!/a/sdf

I nEeD HuMaN oPpOnEnTs To FeEd OfF!!!!

CoMpUtErS tAsTiEs ToO mEtAlLiC tO mE!!!





#11 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[51675]
gateway.ncdsb.com
I didn't mind this but maybe I'm wrong . . .

not2bad

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#12 The Asylum[51677]
ce-stjh-01-01-e0.cbl.nf.net
The reason he made this was to point out that not all of the staff at his site lose to comps like Cannonballs. Go read the report at ICW(www.icantwin.com) and you'll see why he posted it. It was more for fun than to show how great a player he is or anything like that. I found it funny because I always like to laugh at how stupid the comp is.
#13 <h1>BackStabingLiar</h1>[51688]
63.239.42.130
Expect my next report to be about beating an enemy CPU with Zerg with a four-Pool on an island map.


are you kidding me??? you have no skill.

peace
#14 Eridious[51690]
209.121.99.7
What the BR really pointed out was how horrible my Terran skills are, and how stupid the comp is :). It doesn't really matter whether BLD people can actually beat the comp or not (or maybe it does...)

It's not to be taken seriously.

And I certainly won't be BR-ing any more comp games.
#15 Eridious[51693]
209.121.99.7
Most of it is heavily exagerated, and isn't really supposed to make any sense.

Anyway, I only wrote this crap because I get VERY bored while studying for exams...

Dammit I hate school in Ontario... most people are done already.
#16 British[FTL][51729]
204.245.4.140
Comp games = nerdy
#17 Eridious[51742]
209.121.99.7
We all obviously agree that the report was complete shit...

But at least it wasn't a 7on1 comp stomp... but even regular comp games are only a small notch above comp stomps.
#18 KoolManBloke[51974]
webcache-15.p.ps.ifl.net
the report was boring comps jusnt arnt smart enuf to fight back. espeshily when its a ffa.
You want to fight comps you need atleest 5 v you on a mealy map. Now thats harder and more fun.
nice righting but comps are boring......



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