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"At home four zealots came wandering past my choke point, took one look at the wallin, asked T_Mac for danger pay, didn't get it, and contented themselves with scouting my natural and then going on strike for better wages. I think they might be still there, waving signs and chanting 'For Hire!'

Alright, so that pun sucked. Work with me here people. It's past midnight."
-Fractal_Wave




#1 CynicalMagician[52235]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
There's a song on the newest smashing pumpkins album called: Try, Try, Try.... 'Nuff said.
#2 Smoke[52238]
cache02-e3c.syd.optusnet.com.au
1st non-CynicalMagician post.
#3 Smoke[52239]
cache02-e3c.syd.optusnet.com.au
Errrrrr, wait this report sucked.
#4 [HK]SlipKnoT[52247]
bc-kam-a53-02-41.look.ca
Hmmmm ehhhhhh Hrmmmmmmmm uhhhhhhhhh yaaaaaaaa, 1 tip if u have 12 upgraded carriers stick with it ass keep building them. anyways stupid report no pics BGH gay gayu agayagayagauyagayuagayaay
#5 PylonHead[52250]
we-24-130-45-102.we.mediaone.net
So, in the intervening year, have you learned how to play StarCraft?
#6 ovinder[52253]
erbium-asy-25.rutgers.edu
tough audience. But, BGH is a pretty lame map. And, playing BGH seems to have messed up the development of your SC skills, as its blatantly obvious that many if not most of the people who post here would wipe your forces clean off any given BW map within minutes.

No offence meant, and its great you seem to have fun playing.

#7 a[W]o_Stilicho[52258]
KRLDA010-0011.splitrock.net
The game doesn't really matter. I think, in terms of style, this guy is really good. I think his dialog-esque form of writing is really neat.

Beleive it or not, I'm being serious. Good luck, man.

#8 `Philip[52259]
cf3k-4.paradise.net.nz
It wasn't too bad, just the players sucked.
I liked his style too, but people expect a greater level of play on this site.
#9 KoolManBloke[52265]
webcache-02.p.ps.ifl.net
BGH messis up your normal SC skills and can get realy gay
#10 DivvyO[52268]
kpcrdc.kp.org
But as we all know, gay is good sometimes.
#11 BW-sux[52275]
spider-wj053.proxy.aol.com
BGH sux. Use the enter key more please.

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BW-sux






#12 EliteNotSoElite[52280]
cc416914-a.strhg1.mi.home.com
Just why BGH is only good for newbies.Ive had problems where Games of just building up and attacking can last for hours. I was in a few 3 hour long 2v2's that was just attacking back and forth with Bc's and carriers. I rarely play Bgh now just because it can last many boring hours. ...I feel like posting a halrious game soon. =)
#13 hey magician....[52309]
cr829661-a.wlfdle1.on.wave.home.com
uhhhh....yeah.

PUMPKINS RULE!!FUCKINGSDLKJRLKRFOREEVER..

ahhh. they're breaking up. im so sad.

-slunk





#14 Kaz[52317]
hades.lweb.net
"Just attacking back and forth with BC's and Carriers".

Elite, that in itself is the reason it sux.

#15 Fox[52331]
1Cust53.tnt3.sfo3.da.uu.net
fuck bgh and all the lame ass super mucho gas and money the best map of all time pitbull styles!!!!!$$$!!!! those are the lamest maps ever and the games are long and stupid. this was a very gay report. the only good bgh report i read was a huge ffa that is on this site where everyeon picked terran and it was crazy shit. check the report out it was awsome. late

#16 espansioniste[52353]
html.net
This was a weird experience wasnt it? (sarcasism)

YOU SHOULD OF LEFT IT ON YOUR SLOW HARD DRIVE!!!

#17 ~PL~CloudStrife[52367]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
Ditto what fox said. BGH and all mucho money maps suck... no argument.
#18 [52380]
rliv113.infocom.com
hahaha, my favorite quote from this BR:

"<i>I have a unique build order with toss. I went pylon at 7, probes till 11/17, then 2 gateways at same time... then i just keep getting probes/zealots.</i>"

Yeah, that's real unique... ;-)

Anyway, about the report, it was kind of funny. Try not to use the word bazillion so much and use paragraphs.

On a side note, this is a perfect example of why playing on BGH is pointless.

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Cheers,
Dref








#19 TerranTurtle[52404]
207.198.174.39
I could have written a better story with a pencil in my ass.
#20 Lusted_Marine[52579]
c23107-a.grlnd1.tx.home.com
heh, it's funny to see all these comments over a report i wrote over a year ago. I just put it on battlereports.com because somebody might have enjoyed reading it. some people get too excited and negative over little stuff like this. It is really quite sad.
#21 Mr.Forgetful[52646]
lambda-pre.alphalink.com.au
BGH is a 'who can spread cannons over the map first while getting 15 carriers' type of map, but 95% of people play on it? ARRGHH! If u want to build up massive impractical bases, go play some other RTS like Total Annihilation or Age of Empires.
People should really start trying out maps other than:
BGH/Hunters/MUCHO MONEY clones
Temple/Rivalry/Dire
UMS RPG/Pokemon/Arena fight or whatever.
If people did play more than between two and five maps, then the cream of the crop would rise more often, rather than average players relying on perfect map knowledge to stay competitive. Its ok to play these maps sometime, but try something new, it can be fun you know.
'Arbiter rush'
'4 naked expansions at 12 supply'
'Valkyrie Rush'
'Queen Rush'
I have tried all of these, not to win, but to do something different rather than play the same 8 SD 10 RAX 11 RAX marines etc etc. I actually won with the valkyrie rush, I did it on island hop :)
#22 SlingsNArrows[52930]
bgm-24-94-43-182.stny.rr.com
Oh, come on. sure it was a bad report, but he had some fun with it and people obviously have some sort of fun playing bgh. We prefer faster paced more complicated games than they do. That's about all that separates us, so "Can't we all just get along?"
#23 Lusted_Marine[53014]
c23107-a.grlnd1.tx.home.com
Amen!



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