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#1 $h@dow[52966]
pdx-ppp468.pop1.net
1st comment...I hope. Anyway cool Pic of Psi-Storm. Rest of it (The BR) wasn't that much.
#2 Flisk[52968]
cwipnc01.bigpond.com
Reckon eh?
There were also a lot of headings to words written ratio.
In short, I SUCK

#3 Siege-[52974]
145.44.70.40
It was damn funny. This is actually the firs report I read that is better WITH than WITHOUT pictures. Pictures would do no good here!

(oh yeah, 3rd reply, I feel sooo good :P )

#4 AlienEater[52979]
dialups-646.palmer.mtaonline.net
I love it. It woulda been nice if there where more pics than the psi storm(that was cool BTW.). other than that the report was funny. hey... wtf? IM PREGNANT!! AND MY DICK JUST FELL OFF! *sobbs* NOOOOO!!!

alieneater

#5 Flisk[52980]
cwipnc01.bigpond.com
Interesting fact: The pic is almost as big - if not bigger than all the writing :/
Thanks for the nice comments =D
#6 ++swinger++[52982]
html.net
you should of put some pics of your first psistorm
would of been better

nice br though




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#7 Dialtone_[52984]
xtr806.x-treme.gr
An ok report i guess.Screenshots <i>always</i> help ihmo to get a higher rating.It's say a 6 or 7.
#8 Flisk[52985]
cwipnc01.bigpond.com
Yes, I know all that, but my HTML skillz r next to none existent and I just suck :[
#9 BW-sux[52991]
spider-to017.proxy.aol.com
After I saw the game was on hunters, I quit reading it. Nice pic though.

BW-sux

#10 <font color=yellow>Phoenix</font>[52994]
node156e4.a2000.nl
*Gasp*

That pic owns.

#11 §tarfreak[52997]
d26.as5.chcg1.il.voyager.net
that pic was awesome. it could've gotten a 10.0 jus by itself
#12 Dark-Berzerker[53006]
d32-kt01-ktnr-pdi.attcanada.net
that pic is fucking amazing
#13 Nychon[53009]
spider-tl023.proxy.aol.com
that intro pic was the tightest pic ive seen in a long time. ur humor cracks me up too man. wanker.....lmfao...i love that word! seriously, html isnt that hard to learn(well enough to do a br at least). id give this report a 7. would be higher if there were pics of the game.

Nychon

#14 ovinder[53010]
erbium-asy-42.rutgers.edu
I liked this BR. I didn't play the "no rush" games very often, but a high percentage of the times I did shit like this happened to me. I usually just got cleaned by crap like that myself, so its nice to hear about those kinds of wankers losing.

One little mini-BR that makes me smile though. A terran vs terran 25 minutes "no rush" game where the jerk who suggested the "no rush" rule suddenly showed up (early, with no warning) with several tanks.

Fortunately, I had 2 starports done, 2 more building, and one expansion, plus I had already started producing wraiths. wraiths > tanks, so his initial attack didn't work only got a few outlying buildings. I transitioned to BCs after getting about 8 wraiths and blew a new asshole in the backstabbing little twat.

fun fun fun. :)





#15 $h@dow[53012]
pdx-ppp177.pop1.net
Hmm its weird I hear people saying the writings more important then theres this cool image that gets this guy a 7 and well I guess you just gotta do something weird to get something good. Oh well I guess layout isn't as important.
#16 BackStabingLiar[53013]
63.239.42.130
<i>$h@dow if youre gonna be a little bitch, go do it in your own comment section.

This report was a hell of a lot better than yours in many ways, IMO. One of which being that hes actually writing to entertain us, not to be an arrogant prick like you.</i>

so, Flisk, I liked this report cause it was a fun story, written well, had a badass graphic, and because you presented it as exactly what it was. Keep writing bro.

peace
#17 <font color=orage>Phoenix-S-</font>[53016]
lrar6pp49.alltel.net
<font color=orage>Kick ass text report man! The writing itself should have gotten you a 7, but add that gosu as hell graphic and I think you deserve an...
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GW!
Phoenix-S-</font>
#18 Sexy^Orangutang[53034]
spider-tp043.proxy.aol.com
that was really well written... you could have some hella sweet pics that make you drool, but gay writing brings it down..yours had one sweet pic and totally hetero writing....gj!!!!!!!!!11
#19 $h@dow[53036]
pdx-ppp278.pop1.net
Not trying to be negative, sometimes things just come out. I just hear and see things that conflict with each other, its hard to explain.
#20 Flisk[53107]
cwipnc01.bigpond.com
I thought I was looking at a definate 4 or 6 :/
Eh.
#21 102485[53266]
host-209-214-192-188.mem.bellsouth.net
Great pic, but "cheap, and relatively inexpensive", LOL!
Overall, a good report, and a 7 is probably fitting.
Also, it is good to write short reports. Sometimes people just want to be entertained when they read these things.
#22 $h@dow[53416]
pdx-ppp126.pop1.net
Flisk it seems if you entertain the person you can get a better score. I would have gave u like a 4.5 probably cuz of the cool pic.
#23 Sonneillon[53922]
tsdlsk01d0101016.sk.sympatico.ca
Shadow, (With the really 3L33T $ and @ characters) you are a moron. If you would give a report a 4.5 compared to the rater's pair of 7's... you are a moron. That shows you are really biased against the author, and are henceforce a moron.

-Sonny Bouy
#24 AssofJack[59661]
spider-tr041.proxy.aol.com
Nice pic



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