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#1 The Asylum[53580]
ce-stjh-01-01-e0.cbl.nf.net
First
#2 The Asylum[53581]
ce-stjh-01-01-e0.cbl.nf.net
Whoa, I even read it before I got that. Just a testament to how short a report it is. It's pretty funny watching an offensive-cannoning Toss go down to a Marine/SCV "rush." Hehehehe. Are you sure that map is 64x64 tho? I thought it was 96x96.
#3 The Asylum[53582]
ce-stjh-01-01-e0.cbl.nf.net
D'oh I skipped the end. I want my lolly anyways :p Title for report=MadMedicLesbianSex eats some cheese.
#4 DivvyO[53583]
kpcrdc.kp.org
Nope, I checked. 64x64.
#5 ~PL~CloudStrife[53584]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
DivvyO owns me! =( Good report. Dosen't need pics. I say that the title should be "DivvyO gets some ownin" =P.
Heres your marquee.


<marquee>5th comment > all!!</marquee>



#6 The Asylum[53585]
ce-stjh-01-01-e0.cbl.nf.net
Man I just checked too. It's 96x96 in my copy of Starcraft. I just realized how much the title I gave sucked. I will go hide from daylight now.
#7 DivvyO[53586]
kpcrdc.kp.org
Then Blizzard is wrong for posting Trench Wars as a 64x64 map. Those bastards.
#8 mAniAc[53587]
dial-in-usr-6884.ttnet.net.tr
SCV RULLAZ

#9 wAr2wIz[53592]
cr12888-a.etob1.on.wave.home.com
uhh i liked
You Killed 53 Brain Cells, I Want A Refund

--wAr


#10 BW-sux[53600]
spider-to014.proxy.aol.com
I killed 53 brain cells.
#11 DivvyO[53602]
kpcrdc.kp.org
Man, I'm killing more brain cells than Thugs on Film ...
#12 ~13~ShAdOwDrAc[53605]
spider-tj023.proxy.aol.com
Damn... down to 2 brain cells left... cmon you stupid freaks, you should be honry!
neways, good report, even if short. Liked the part 2 thingie :)
Me

#13 DivvyO[53606]
kpcrdc.kp.org
I'd be hornier in my writing, but then I'd wind up just seeing how many ways I could sneak in the word "Penis."

MadMedicLesbianSex tho ... come on, you thought about it ...

#14 USA-Badass[53608]
dialups-293.palmer.mtaonline.net
well its text.. and that pisses me off! j/k it was nice. ~=D

ohh and sorry to slings, i got disconnected.


USA-Badass




#15 DivvyO[53609]
kpcrdc.kp.org
Nah, it's cool. I rally against text reports all the time, I just thought it would interesting to play the hypocrite for a change ;)

Maybe next time I will actually have pics. I'm honestly not expecting anything over a 5 for this tho.

#16 CynicalMagician[53617]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
I liked your writing a lot, but obviously it wasn't a great game. Funny stuff. Title for the report:

When Good Peons Go Bad
-CM


#17 Phoenix-S-[53642]
r-177.125.alltel.net
ME WANT REFUND, BITCH! =/
Me no smart more

Kekeke~ 8)


#18 $h@dow[53683]
dsl-1-93.bmi.net
It helps to take pics in a game even if you aren't going to use them. Take SS's of important parts of game and look at them afterwards to see you are reporting the game right.
#19 DivvyO[53721]
209-239-214-181.lax.jps.net
No, it doesn't help to take screenshots. Screenshots are the DEVIL! I thought I had a good head on the game anyways, seeing as ...

- It wasn't too long.
- It was a 1v1 on a small map.
- It consisted of a single attack, followed by the game winning counterattack provided by the ever-so-nonstudly me.

I DO take them every once in awhile, it's just good practice. I didn't bother with this one though because it wasn't played on my computer.

DivvyO


#20 IamCanadian[53729]
cr467192-a.slnt1.on.wave.home.com
What do u mean PvT is imbalanced? P

PROTOSS OWN TERRAN EARLY GAME

^^ I play only toss
#21 CaughtNaked[107321]
205.222.244.173
gwgw
#22 DivvyO[119956]
kpcrdc.kp.org
I'M GOING TO HAVE LAST COMMENT ON ALL MY REPORTS, GODDAMNIT
#23 Dagger[134469]
clarendon.sboe.org
No, you're not. ;D:D




-Dagger
#24 PeaceableGhost[149295]
adsl-68-252-71-243.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net
Just to see if anyone still cares...



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