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"I can't help it Praetor, something triggers in my brain when dark templar are swiping on both my bases and I have no detection! "
"Besides I said "gg", I wasn't a sore loser. If I had said "God damn it, Dtemps are gay! I hate you!" then I woulda been a sore loser. =]"
-Johnny_vegas




#1 Phuckin-Rhetard[1532]
The body of the sentences may look a little wierd because I posted it from notepad.
#2 Templar of doom[1533]
Well this is weird on one hand if he made normal templar he would have won but insted he went for carriers and dark templar. He expanded a lot more then you didand some simple scouts could handle the bc's or at least goons.
#3 Willzzz[1539]
Seeing that you suspected he was going for DT, I was suprised you used such a poor b/o. And that first marine shouldn't have commited suicide.

The island expansion next to you should usually be the first one you take, float a CC or whatever... but it's glaring weakness is a drop behind the peon line, I noticed no cannons there...

And BC beat scouts, just clone yamato them :) Think of it this way 2 scouts costs slightly more than a BC, the BC yamato's the first scout then it's one on one BC v Scout, guess who wins... End result he loses 2 scouts, you repair your BC to full health.



#4 [FLS]prozerran[1542]
Toothbrush, let the man have his legitimate victory there! Terran CAN beat Protoss. If he went temps AND carriers he would've died earlier cuz by that time he won't even have a single carrier (urr gas). Dude, marines are cheap! Matrixed marines are even cheaper! Besides, except his main and the final expansion, the rest of Slicer's expansions don't even got to be mined much.

And Rhetard, good job dude. Put some more bats in your first assault will definitely make you happier. =)

Instead of BC, try nuke next time. =) I'll guarrentee you that'll be a lot more fun and satisfying. =]

But quite frankly, SlicerDicer.100 is a newbie killer. =) Look at his wins and his score! hehe. Good job punishing those bastards!





#5 [FLS]prozerran[1543]
Toothbrush, let the man have his legitimate victory there! Terran CAN beat Protoss. If he went temps AND carriers he would've died earlier cuz by that time he won't even have a single carrier (urr gas). Dude, marines are cheap! Matrixed marines are even cheaper! Besides, except his main and the final expansion, the rest of Slicer's expansions don't even got to be mined much.

And Rhetard, good job dude. Put some more bats in your first assault will definitely make you happier. =)

Instead of BC, try nuke next time. =) I'll guarrentee you that'll be a lot more fun and satisfying. =]

But quite frankly, SlicerDicer.100 is a newbie killer. =) Look at his wins and his score! hehe. Good job punishing those bastards!





#6 Phuckin-Rhetard[1545]
I didn't take my island expansion because I was quite sure I had him after taking out his main base, He was pretty much contained. And if he used templar I would of just irradiated them, thats why I had five Science vessels for. The reason he expanded more is simple, After he knew I was sucessful destroying his base, He grabbed a bunch of probes and dropped them off at expansions, trying to rebuild.
#7 Prune Juice[1546]
But scouts are faster :) A good protoss player will fly in, have all his scouts target one BC and kill it, then fly back and recharge at a shield battery. Of course, the point is moot here, because this player was beat anyway :). But the way to use scouts is not to go toe-to-toe in a prolonged fight. Scouts cost too much to lose like that. I always get the speed upgrade for scouts then put up shield batteries here and there. For 100 minerals, the shield batteries effectively double the lifespan of your scouts. Of course, this doesn't help that much vs those darn Devourers. Even with shield batteries, scouts go down quickly to devourers and mutalisks. =(
#8 Phuckin-Rhetard[1548]
I didn't take my island expansion because I was quite sure I had him after taking out his main base, He was pretty much contained. And if he used templar I would of just irradiated them, thats why I had five Science vessels for. The reason he expanded more is simple, After he knew I was sucessful destroying his base, He grabbed a bunch of probes and dropped them off at expansions, trying to rebuild.
#9 Willzzz[1550]
Grrr, how many games have I lost because I though my opponent was beat and I relaxed... well 2, but that's enough for me to always put in the full effort regardless of how well I think I'm doing.
#10 PR()T()$$[1553]
God, why can't I ever find those crappy easy to beat players on ladder!!! God, he sucked, good report though:)
#11 TheRubberDucky[1570]
I've played the SlicerDicer.100 fellow (or was it SlicerDicer.99) and he isn't a newbie killer, he beat me, in a zerg vs toss game, and I beat him, same scenario twice, and infact, on that map. I think slicerdicer just likes that map.
#12 HardDrive99[1572]
Nuking the islands is a good strat because of the long range of the nuke but you will also find that siege tanks can decimate any cannons/buildings placed too close to the edge of the island expansions on that map.

HD

#13 OrcManiac[1624]
SlicerDicer IS a newbie killer that use newbie strat and he cant even use them right. PR you did a good job killing this guy tough but watch out for good toss cuz storm > infantry so i would recommend going hard infantry vs toss unless its late game u have 3254324654654 mineral and many sc vessel.

PS 10-0 and 1100 = fucking loser that kill guy in the 900 with a dt rush and think he is good.

#14 JSH[1643]
Yup, he averages 10 points a win. Newbie killer! Probably only plays 900 Terrans. If he doesn't kill them with his DT's (which I'm sure he always does), then he kills them with his carriers. Heh.
#15 da man also known as |-0ShAkUrAs0-|[1714]
good job man
why is toss getting his @$$ kicked by terran these days?
usually, toss kix terran ass good
but hey, u got to have a lot of skill
good job man



#16 Mr. Merf (dial-up218.twistedpair.net)[10941]
Date: 9/21/99 Reason I read this: for the hell of it, and because lots of people are pissed at Rhetard for flaming. Eye for an eye?...

Review:

You could've come up with better material if you'd been talking around a mouthful of goat cock while stoned off your ass and being raped by a trio of gay men. And what the hell do mercifulness mean?!? Is this straight from a hallucination you got from too much huffing, or what? And since when does a 'Protoss Essence' you WTF your enemy is doing? Sounds more like a loser-ass maphack to me.

That's a lot of fun, I see why you do it...

BTW, it actually pretty good. You even use HTML, always a plus;-) Your comsats probably could have been better scouts, though.




#17 Mr. Merf (dial-up218.twistedpair.net)[10942]
Date: 9/21/99 Reason I read this: for the hell of it, and because lots of people are pissed at Rhetard for flaming. Eye for an eye?...

Review:

You could've come up with better material if you'd been talking around a mouthful of goat cock while stoned off your ass and being raped by a trio of gay men. And what the hell does mercifulness mean?!? Is this straight from a hallucination you got from huffing paint thinner, or what? And since when does a 'Protoss Essence' tell you WTF your enemy is doing? Sounds more like a loser-ass maphack to me.

That's a lot of fun, I see why you do it...

BTW, it actually pretty good. You even use HTML, always a plus;-) Your comsats probably could have been better scouts, though.



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