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#1 starlore[54369]
207-172-129-231.s231.tnt2.col.md.dialup.rcn.com
1st~!~
#2 GRB[54370]
q.ssl.berkeley.edu
First.

Now to read.

-GRB



#3 GRB[54371]
q.ssl.berkeley.edu
FJSdojfsldfljlosjdf
#4 [54373]
as530022.infocom.com
Oh yeah, I forgot to include the other good post game comment GameOver made...

First thing he said when he returned to the chatroom was, "<i>Use more newbiesh tactics plz thx gw.</i>"

Anyway, there ya go Fox... hope ya like it... ;-)

Cheers,
Dref






#5 GRB[54374]
q.ssl.berkeley.edu
Bah. Anyway, good report Dref. I'm gonna need a break too after I finish part 2 of my br...

-GRB

#6 jeezumcrow[54375]
svweba04.statestreet.com
errr, nice report but i was hoping for a longer game then this.

btw you seem to be a bit mean "as in somewhat indirectly making fun of GOZ for not being as skilled, with that last part " stick with what you know"





#7 CynicalMagician[54376]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Good report Dref.. It's too bad you won't be doing the contest anymore, but I can understand that after 40 odd reports you must be a little too worked to pump 'em out fast.

Anyway, this one was good stuff as always. The images were clear, the writing top notch. I think a game like this would have been a little more suited to a best of three, or 2 game series, or even an intro to another report. I found myself wanting more after the game ended, and actually expecting another game, until I looked at the scroll bar and saw I was at the end.. Ah well.

GW though Dref.
-CM




#8 [54377]
as530022.infocom.com
"<i>I found myself wanting more after the game ended</i>"

Thanks CM, that's a great compliment... :-)

Dref



#9 BW-sux[54378]
spider-wa022.proxy.aol.com
Another good report by Drefsab.

8
Bw-sux

#10 some guy[54380]
super5300-dialup88.is.com.fj
i must admit that i totally agree with Cynical when he said

"...I found myself wanting more after the game ended..."

Awesome report man... 9.057463547657
#11 T_Mac[54382]
on-tor-blr-a58-02-485.look.ca
If u make me a rater i'll give u 10's :o
#12 T_Mac[54383]
on-tor-blr-a58-02-485.look.ca
Hmm just read it, pretty short :(
Anyway, it woulda been nice to have seen the rankings now, and what points we got, but oh well, u've done enough brs (for now) :)
#13 @_Loser[54384]
spider-to051.proxy.aol.com
I havent heard the term "grunt rush" in years. Brings me back to the old days of Warcraft 2.
#14 Agent_of_Sol[54385]
nav-34c.dsl.navpoint.com
man, I love your reports Dref.
(hopes he's not sounding TOO gay)

Wanted more afterwards is right!
#15 CynicalMagician[54386]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
I think wanting more after the game ends is what gets a reporter into the HOF...

By the way, I see this got an 8, and Dref is the only rater that's commented so far... hmmm.....
-CM
#16 Sexy^Orangutang[54388]
tcp-relay-3.adobe.com
its good to have a good report after all this crap thats been posted lately (although gamma's post was a treat =]) The simple reports in my mind are the best reprots. Well...unless its nobo, bob, and WC3 comming out with a huge callaboration report with pics done by wc3, cool writing by nobo and funny stuff by bob. (hint hint nudge nuge) and btw...where did Wc3 go?? here willy willy willy, here willy

Sexy^Orangutang
#17 BackStabingLiar[54390]
63.239.42.130
This report was pure class. Thanks mang.
#18 {88}hawk[54391]
209.128.34.3
I love it when nohunters newbies battle it out!!!!

Wow I love this shit, thanks for a good report dref, it's funny because I guess Fox^1 is now a god among nhers,

I played him 3 times, I dunno why, guess what?
uhhhhhh
IM 3-0!
WHO WOULDA GUESSED! Fox^1 now the big gosu zerg smacked down 3 times by my protoss.

Fox if I beat tsunamis zerg and many others, I can smack down yours, no?

thx gw.

#19 jeezumcrow[54392]
svwebw03.statestreet.com
um i think ure jealous of Fox^1 hehe

and i dont think there was any mention by anyone or fox himself that he was elite or god, (maybe god for battereporting:)

#20 [54396]
gilligan94.pci1.cos.pcisys.net
Hawky! I'll play you again Z vs P me zerg, if you want to try to go 4-0 maybe I'll surprise you :D

Drefsab I knew you were a reporting machine, but I didn't think that you could do ones like this every week. AFter a while... Well you know. That 1st game I was doing so well, and I was riding that confidence into the 2nd game. I don't have that strong of a terran game. Marine rush is like my only strat, besides metal. But hey sometimes you get lucky :] gg GoZ

Fox^1

Fox^1
#21 Fractal_Wave[54400]
24.67.140.108.bc.wave.home.com
Dref.TheMan == True;

Battlereport burnout is a bitch, hey?

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#22 Bane[54402]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
foxy, you signed ur name twice =]

Nice report, very short game but what the hey all games on Styx are short =[
You're a very funny man Drefsab =] I don't think you were looking for too high of a rating with this report =]

8

Bane
#23 [54403]
WCS3.NORFOLK.NIPR.MIL
Hahaha, Hawk said that like beating Fox PvZ was accomplishment. Now if he beat Tillerman PvT, then I could see him thinking he was good. =] j/k. *note to Hawk, I wont be accepting the 1v1 challenge you'll immediately post, I'm playing D2 now.*

Nice report Dref. I get burned out on reports occasionally too, so I know what you're going through. You can't stick yourself on a schedule though, I know that much. The SC.org i2e2 tourney taught me that. =[

Can't we all make fun of my boy GZ a little more? He thrives on this stuff!
#24 Wisest~Yoda[54405]
pm3-1-156.boscobel.mwt.net
asdf no more contest?!?!?!?!
poa said if he won he'd put the money into my "buy d2 foundation"

oh well, good report tho it was short
its alweys fun to see goz get smacked around :P

later
yoda
#25 [54406]
dt031n5e.tampabay.rr.com
hawke shut the fuck up really.

btw whers the contest i got like everything right and i didnt even look at the posts that talked about it *(()@#
#26 CynicalMagician[54407]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Thanks for that immensely relevant comment D-Hawk. You know, the reason that everyone respects Fox^1, and thinks he's (in your words) a god, isn't because he's the next X'Ds~Grr (although he could definitely beat me), but rather because he's a respectable person, has good judgement, isn't an arrogant bastard, and he plays SC for fun, not to quell his poor self esteem in real life (which is undoubtedly why you play).. Also, he's more mature than a 11 year old with ADD.
-CM
#27 Deranged~SCV[54409]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
Ditto Cynical. Hawk has no ppl skills cause all those drugs he is on(I'm counting over 6 now...)make him think that StarCraft skills and being and arrogant bastard > real life. Ohy. Too bad about he contest, it was pretty cool.
Heres your marquee.

<marquee>D-Hawk is gay!</marquee>

Cya later.
#28 Scrode[54410]
users2.xorchicago.com
Great report, dref. I was bummed the games were short. I wanted to see GoZ get tortured a little more. (Sorry GoZ) I can't wait for the next one.

Hawk, you're a moron. Comment on the BR instead of jacking yourself off. No one is impressed.
#29 Mogalin[54411]
co853273-a.foti1.on.wave.home.com
8 minute effort for an 8 minute game!

Following in that tradition I'd give this an 8 ;) Actually I wouldn't. This was too short :P
#30 [54421]
inehou-pxy02.compaq.com
CM: Thanks for the compliment. What's wierd is that GoZ's posts are retarted. He sounds like such an asshole. But when we played both our games, even though I won, he was a nice guy about it. I dunno. =]

Fox^1
#31 CynicalMagician[54424]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Heh.. Odd.. speaking of reTARTed, I'm going out tonight to catch a tart in the act, and hopefully get the police on her/the john's asses. Wish me luck guys >)
-CM
#32 [HK]SlipKnoT[54425]
bc-kam-a53-02-15.look.ca
hi ya where the contest i was in 8th place :( and mabye higher this time. But anyways some needs to post hawk's pic again hehehe Even if that was or was not him. Scary stuff
#33 [HK]SlipKnoT[54426]
bc-kam-a53-02-15.look.ca
Omg my english sucks
#34 BW-sux[54427]
spider-wa023.proxy.aol.com
Hmm... what happened to hawk vs probe?

BW-sux
#35 [54429]
12.29.113.1
"Puts hand on Rook". hahaha
#36 GameOverZ[54430]
ppp232.c5300-1.day-oh.siscom.net
Would any of you like to see my puppy?
#37 GameOverZ[54431]
ppp232.c5300-1.day-oh.siscom.net
asdf

Dref that comment i made was a joke. I'm one of the few people in this damn channel that doesn't act like Eric Bishoff when I win. I was humbled by fox and i admitted it so quit making me look like Mage...

#38 Melfuaru[54432]
ppp-176.tnt-1.ind.smartworld.net
OMG 1. BOB STFU U NEWBIE ASS HOE
2. BLEH Dref, you said I'd be ur next BR cause im a fellow Hoosier, but u let that fag GayOverZ play
3. Hawk, i bet i could rape u TvT ^_^ Raped 3 of ur so called expert {88} members now TvT. IM GOSU TVT ASK NE1^^
4. Dont be mean to hawk just because hes better than all you NHers =/ hes not totaly gay
5. Deranged~SCV ur a newbie so dont even talk
6. If any1 wants _KroNe_'s phone number it is 1-317-852-9332 ask for Jimmy
7. Ok i ran outta things to talk about. Dref stay hoosier sexy

Mel fu (as in fubu) ru (as in ruby) <--- felt like doing this cause when i called {88}Lurker it took him like 5 minutes to pronounce it.
#39 Melfuaru[54433]
ppp-176.tnt-1.ind.smartworld.net
omg just noticed i signed my name Melfuru, typo ^_^ Its Melfuaru pitiful how i typed my own name wrong, thats like saying potato ends with an e =/ oke byebye
Melfuaru
#40 CraZy[54435]
24.65.122.105.sk.wave.home.com
To bad its all luck :[ 9 Pool > melfs ter HE SUCKS WEEEEEEEEEEEE
#41 [54439]
dt031n5e.tampabay.rr.com
melf shut the fuck up, really
#42 ~LifeIsPeachy~[54440]
cache-2.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
Yeah well Hawk is still gay. Anyone who picks on random NH'ers and thinks he's played the whole channel ought to reonsider. Actually nm NoHunters has turned gay, but Hawk was bitching to them long before it sunk to its present level.

Oh yeah btw good report Dref :) Are you still planning to continue the contest later, only maybe at a slower pace? You didn't seem too clear on that matter, thnx.
#43 Mogalin[54446]
co853273-a.foti1.on.wave.home.com
Woah melf.. 3-0? Yah? Yah?
#44 $h@dow[54458]
pdx-ppp297.pop1.net
Reports get tiring after a while, I liked the game and I'd give it a 7 or so. I can't believe GameOverZ didn't build any bunkers in his base to protect. Do a lot of people that play Terran not build bunkers or do people usually do. If I was Terran I would but thats just me. Versus Non CPU I play a lot of Zerg.
#45 Phoenix-S-[54464]
lrar5pp56.alltel.net
Hey, dammit! Cynic, I'm a 14 year old with ADHD! =/

Decent BR etc. etc. etc. 8
#46 SlingsNArrows[54473]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Clearly D-Hawk needs another dose ;o) ::takes antique pen and paper set off the shelf and blows the dust off:: So you thought you could evade my derision by changing your name eh? Son, I will mock you until your penis, due to pure lack of confidence, shrivels up blocking your urinary bladder so that you die in the stink of your own piss.

Honestly, no one I have ever met has annoyed me more than you besides blood relatives. Be on the look out for my next BR ;o) It's gonna be very very special for our friend {88}Hawk.
#47 Melfuaru[54478]
ppp-439.tnt-1.ind.smartworld.net
Bob STFU newbie dont talk shit, and CraZy u got lucky =( i'd rape u TvZ now ^_^ see ya in channel. Now quit picking on Hawk he has room to pick on NHers cause he does own all of em =/ Well Melf is out
#48 [54482]
dt031n5e.tampabay.rr.com
melf shut the fuck up, really
#49 BW-sux[54492]
spider-to081.proxy.aol.com
Hmmm... Dref can now expect over 200 comments on this BR! :D
#50 T_Mac[54500]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-11.look.ca
Melf,hawke, stfu, who cares who u've beaten? NOBODY
#51 Dark-Berzerker[54517]
enc38.encode.com
i don't know what i like better, the BR or melf writing a long paragraph and bob simply saying "melf shut the fuck up, really"
arguing is cool ro read
so was this br
GW dref,

p.s- how many of these comments are acutally about the br?
#52 ~Moronic_Storm~[54518]
win-al-pm3-101.pepperlink.net
Well sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit...I guess we can't expect 'em to pump out a 9.0+ battle report every week. It was pretty cool while it lasted. Report was good, but it was over too quickly...perhaps you should have included a longer description of the first game, no matter how lame it was...=] BTW, T_Mac hit the nail directly on top of the frickin head, IMHO.

~Moronic_Storm~
#53 [54519]
inehou-pxy04.compaq.com
Reason why game 2 wasn't in that much detail

1. This BR is for points, and GoZ told everyone on Shocks forum that he lost game 1

2. Game1 there wasn't much, just me contaning GoZ, getting expansions and running him over.

3. Dref is lazy/sexy he could spam and I would still want to bear his children.

Fox^1
#54 melf is newb[54520]
24.65.122.105.sk.wave.home.com
gw
#55 CyanBloodbane[54526]
spider-to071.proxy.aol.com
haha hawk STFU. People actaully like Fox so that means something. All you do is bash others to try to pump up your ego since your a freaking nerd.

-Cyan aka soulplitter'
#56 GameOverZ[54536]
ppp21.c5300-2.day-oh.siscom.net
My ego is as big as my johnson. Tinny little sucka..
#57 Phoenix-S-[54538]
lrar5pp56.alltel.net
What the hell?
#58 {88}Hawk[54581]
209.128.34.3
Bob, be quiet.
T_mac no one asked for your disconnecting opinion.
Nohunters sucks make battle reports on some other channel.

OH WOW SLINGSNARROWS

IM AFRAID YOUR BATTLE REPORT MIGHT HAVE A POLL " IS HAWK A NEWBIE OR DOES HE SUCK"

SLINGS YOUR COOL YOU STUPID NEWBIE

NUBI STUPID NUBI

GOD GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEADS

YOUR ALL NUBIS
EXCEPT CRAZY AND MELF
#59 Marie47[54595]
1Cust149.tnt7.minneapolis.mn.da.uu.net
Nice report, Drefy. I'll miss the contest, but I understand completely :)
#60 Slayangel[54603]
pool0238.cvx24-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net
Dref - Running a BR contest was a great idea. What are the chances of you starting one up again? If the contest were 4 reports long with the reports coming out every other week or so would that be too much trouble? What do you say?

~Slay
#61 Napoleic[54609]
24.66.179.206.bc.wave.home.com
I sympathise GoZ... Well your still a nice guy so don't worry about it ;)

Hmm, odd how someone's experience in sc is inversely relational to someone's opinion of their manners...

GW Dref, nice little br for a few laughs :)
#62 Sonneillon[54613]
tsdlsk01d01010133.sk.sympatico.ca
D-Hawk or {4 breasts squished together clan}hawk, everyone here knows that you need to get your head de-fucked. So, you can shut about now 'cause you are a retard. It doesn't get any simpler than that. You have no girlfriend, you get some kind of ego- high from playing a game, and that was your real picture that was posted. =]

And call me a newbie, and please tell me you can kick my ass in StarCraft. I really do care.

-Sonny Bouy
#63 random guy[54648]
dialup-166.90.67.14.Chicago1.Level3.net
hmm.. writing was definately drefsab writing, and i guess the game had a neat tactic.. usually that's the cool stuff for an intro paragraph tho :/

just didnt seem up to the quality ive seen.. bleh.

love,
me

ps: everyones so violent.. :/
#64 ~Moronic_Storm~[54650]
win-al-pm4-158.pepperlink.net
But Fox, Dref already has a child =]

~Moronic_Storm~
#65 [54661]
as530065.infocom.com
I do not... :(

I'm going to have my first child with Marie... she calls me Drefy... :-)

Dref
#66 wood elf[54689]
1Cust136.tnt29.lax3.da.uu.net
the BR was too short, (but what can ya do when they rush?) anyway, do you think its possible to kick anymore dirt in gameovers face? Hope you dont emotionaly beat down your kid like you do to poor gameover...
#67 Flisk[54723]
CWIP-T-007-p-219-99.tmns.net.au
Hehe, interesting strategy and a wierd game :D
Great report!
#68 Smackemupagus[54913]
ihproxy1.proxy.lucent.com
So CM what happened on your stakeout?
(Ramius)
#69 Melfuaru[54996]
ppp-301.tnt-1.ind.smartworld.net
bah this is being spammed by newbies that are new to NH, aka nh newbies, and dont even know me or hawk or crazy, ur all newbies, and T_mac, disc more plz ok? u have almost as many discs as wins thats gosu> bob ur fucking gay all u do is rape koalas in the ass while sucking pig cock. i agree with hawk, u all are newbies =( cept hawk and crazy ^_^
#70 Melfuaru[55004]
ppp-193.tnt-1.ind.smartworld.net
bah this is being spammed by newbies that are new to NH, aka nh newbies, and dont even know me or hawk or crazy, ur all newbies, and T_mac, disc more plz ok? u have almost as many discs as wins thats gosu> bob ur fucking gay all u do is rape koalas in the ass while sucking pig cock. i agree with hawk, u all are newbies =( cept hawk and crazy ^_^
#71 Wisest~Yoda[55033]
pm3-1-141.boscobel.mwt.net
hi
im sure glad everyone is getting alone with eachother
#72 Wisest~Yoda[55034]
pm3-1-141.boscobel.mwt.net
grrarr i meant along
#73 [55272]
awork006210.netvigator.com
ROFL!!

OMG I find this report finally!
#74 GameOverZ[55537]
ppp1.c5300-1.day-oh.siscom.net
"T_mac no one wants your disconnecting opinion"

AHAHAHHJAHAHAHABAHAHBAHAHAHABAHABAHAAAAAAA

...

You guys should get along more.

<img "www.geocities.com/gameover_z/gozspace.jpg">
#75 anal-banana[55684]
bcfw1g.ext.bridge.com
I want more DREFSAB!
that was great!
#76 Cearas[79275]
proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au
haha
#77 xld.aldogrez[94215]
spider-wq044.proxy.aol.com
elastic penis

canasta!
#78 starcake[120090]
653468hfc90.tampabay.rr.com
melf and hawk, shut the fuck up, really



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