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#1 ::nobody::[55263]
dt0f4n84.san.rr.com
Thats right.

first.

love the BR, but be committed too. (i am so tired :P)


Ciao!
Nobo







#2 [55264]
a3gb7vry1694.bc.hsia.telus.net
SECOND!
#3 Casper...[55265]
on-tor-blr-a58-04-1189.look.ca
fuck i can't sleep tonight
#4 [55266]
awork006210.netvigator.com
nice =]
#5 carni{hero}[55268]
cf3k-4.paradise.net.nz
Top ten on monster report. Am i not just the coolest?
#6 Casper...[55269]
on-tor-blr-a58-04-1189.look.ca
Now I remember why I hated toss vs zerg. Lose 12 units at any point before 11-12 minutes and it's over. Lose your first couple templar and it's over. Miscalculate his troop count or expansions and it's over.
#7 Persian[55270]
proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com
Whoa, good job Mark. I give you a 10 for having the balls to pick protoss and Tiller a -2 since he was an evil, imbalanced zerg.

The BR was just weird the way it was written. I prefer normal format, not commentary I guess, but I least I got a good feel of what was going on from the pictures.

:oOo



#8 Sonneillon[55271]
tsdlsk01d01010124.sk.sympatico.ca
I would have to say - 8.
#9 JFeTT[55273]
ro04-204-210-189-182.ce.mediaone.net
So the doctor said I wouldn't have so many noise bleeds if I kept My finger outta there
#10 ChinksWithGuns[55274]
209-239-213-79.lax.jps.net
That anime chick must be cold or something...
#11 [55275]
a3gb7vry1694.bc.hsia.telus.net
can you say ownage?
nice try tho, mrk
#12 anal-banana[55276]
bcfw1g.ext.bridge.com
whats that map called?
#13 Phoenix-S-[55277]
lrar5pp64.alltel.net
*hands nobo a $10*
So... Where do you get those anime pictures again?
#14 [55278]
dsl-gte-jr13661-1.linkline.com
Nice report nobody. And yeah! That Freefall owns pic made me laugh. haha

Mark has game 3 in the bag...

#15 [55281]
fred59.u1.cos.pcisys.net
Nobody = Ownage pics master

Game 2 = Awesome BR

Great game, TIllerman is kinda good. Mark4 in game 3? WHo will win? Prepare yourself!

Fox^1





#16 GRB[55282]
as3-2-155.HIP.Berkeley.EDU
Man this sucks. Couldn't you have waited a week? Bleh..

Anyway, sweet report. Hatch at every expansion... wow.

-GRB



#17 Mogalin[55283]
co853273-a.foti1.on.wave.home.com
Spifftacular
#18 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[55284]
bc-kam-a53-01-93.look.ca
Whoa.
#19 Sil3nT[55285]
IPNAK1-C8.xtra.co.nz
You suck carni
Casper's a lesbian..
Dont care much about report...

#20 Flisk[55291]
CWIP-T-007-p-219-142.tmns.net.au
I loved the pics.
I loved the commentry.
I loved the report.

Oh and where does everyone get them Mark4 statues from? :/

#21 Sven[55292]
CWIP-T-007-p-219-142.tmns.net.au
Hi
#22 <font color=yellow>Protophobic</font>[55294]
cm-24-161-44-132.nycap.rr.com
<font color=yellow>I found the back-and-forth narrative a little melodramatized and the commencement of every line with a name actually quite distracting.
#23 Snork~Dimmy[55298]
async166-per2-isp-4.nas.one.net.au
Not bad, the anime chick looks cool!!
Commentary style is ok, i think i do prefer traditional reports but it's alright, and the game was just a tad too one-sided for my liking.
8.


Snork~Dimmy
#24 Snork~Dimmy[55299]
async166-per2-isp-4.nas.one.net.au
Also when we will we see the deciding 3rd game of the series??. My money is on Mark4 to comeback after that shocking game and win 2-1!!


Snork~Dimmy
#25 Napoleic[55303]
24.66.179.206.bc.wave.home.com
Frankly The smart money is on Tillerman. Mark4 barely won his imbal matchup, whereas Tillerman utterly owned his. If its race v race, I give the nod to Tillerman.

BTW Mark, don't feel bad, Only a pro had a chance on that matchup. ZvT on temple (shuddders)...

Once again, as in GRB's report, Zerg > Toss. All toss units should have 1 more armour point. That way it drastically affects theyre game against Zerg, but not some much over Terran. Allow Irradiate to hurt more toss units, and take away some of the medics power and you've almost got a balanced game. Maybe in 1.08...
#26 [55304]
WCS3.NORFOLK.NIPR.MIL
Bleh. Let me quote SilentStrike: "Yeah Mark, you know how much better I am than you? I can beat you PvZ on temple, that's how much better."

I should have gone double gate on nine and attacked with three zeals and nine probes instead of being a moron and trying to actually play vs one of the world's best players PvZ on a map with a natural. =[
#27 [55306]
awork006210.netvigator.com
=]

c'mon mark I bet you can beat FLAN ZvP since you got those toss tricks that can apply to your zerg control. :)
#28 ProtectorofAiur[55311]
coswebproxy1.core.hp.com
is it just me or was that ass's ass alt text really funny :D
this was a good game, and basically zerg has to mess up or not have an expand all over the place mentality for a toss to have a decent shot on temple =[ zlots need 800 hit points in 1.08, that's the only way to balance everything :P
#29 CynicalMagician[55319]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Thanks for upstaging me you bastards =P.

Nice report. The game was an utter blowout unfortunately, but the pics were nice, and some of the writing made me laugh. But I mean come on... Everyone knew who was going to win instantly. (no offense to M4).
-CM
#30 jeezumcrow[55323]
svweba02.statestreet.com
nice game, I like that minimap pictures showing all expansions taken , man tiller has that zerg on lost temple down to pat :P

great game and br.
those stuff bout the statues are a bit sick hehe
#31 BW-sux[55324]
spider-we074.proxy.aol.com
After seeing the first minimap, I already knew the winner.

8
BW-sux
#32 Plague[55330]
166.84.172.32
A hatch at every expansion huh? Maynard did the same thing to Pillars in i2e2. Most people are complaining about terran v toss but toss v zerg imbalance is completely overlooked. I hope it will be fixed in 1.08 but I doubt it.
Anyway, great report although a bit too short. Another flaw was that the result of the game was revealed when nobody said game 3 was needed, thus taking away the suspence. Honestly though, given the map and matchup, there hardly would be any suspence anyway, statue or no statue. (no offence to Mark4)
Otherwise, great job!
#33 [55331]
63.162.53.253
OMFG! Spanking! Spanking!

This makes me feel re-re-vindicated about Mark's "finish you off with probes" tactic in front of a hoard of observers oh so long ago.

It's fun to root both for and against Mark, but no matter the outcome, I'm drawn to this series like a fly to that blue zappy thing.

This isn't any old marque matchup, it's one of BR.com's best vs one of the best in the world, thus, intrigue!

I think you'll like Strifeshadow, Mark, as you can hide your warlocks in an Ambush Cellar Trap(TM) and spring them out behind the enemy after he engages your forces and throw down some shrapmetal on his candy ass.

BTW, I like the commentary style of report.

Joe
#34 jeezumcrow[55333]
svweba02.statestreet.com
i know what u mean plague, it is harder for pro protoss players vs pro zerg players, my friend a 1300 player, played toss vs smurf (maynard) and he overwhelmed my friend with as many expaisons as tiller did, my friend was totally impressed. Maynard just kept making hdyras in front of his choke, so even if 40 die to mass stomrs etc, 40 more will appear soon after
#35 CraZy[55337]
24.65.122.105.sk.wave.home.com
Pls put a black back round next game white hurts my eyes ^^
#36 CraZy[55338]
24.65.122.105.sk.wave.home.com
Btw you should try gosu 4 gate rush if they have less than 1 sunken they will lose horribly unless they have like 40 lings :[
#37 Dr.Zchivago[55349]
box2.trfb.navy.mil
This series is warming up quite nicley.
Nobo told me it was not his best, but I think it is done very well.
Great players, great pics, FreeFallOwnsYou, Mark4 statue, and the anime... can't go to wrong with that =)
Commentary was pretty cool too.

-Dr.Z
#38 garett[55353]
tyrcache.tyler.net
carni-swarm = carni{hero}?
#39 Spuzz[55355]
jfsn-02-25.dialup.netins.net
lol, great report. The pics were very good and I liked the commentary, especially the stuff you guys said about the map :D

I have an idea for an image in my next BR, but I decided that it was too crude to publish. However, that statue fiasco has given me courage...hehe...

Looking forward to game three! It doesn't look good for Mark4 but maybe he'll pull something out of his ass!

Spuzz
#40 Starookie[55358]
edtn007640.hs.telusplanet.net
Priest: We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of our fellow freind at br.com, who was smacked around harder than a kooshball at a squash tourny. Let us all join in prayer.


ALL: AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAA



=P Poor mark. Beat tiller next time! ^^
#41 CynicalMagician[55362]
px2cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
LoL Spuzz. Legends of lewdness live on >)
-CM
#42 bebop[55368]
24.65.81.66.on.wave.home.com
man why didnt' u guys show the masses of goons / zealot/ templar vs the hyrda/lings ! in more pics i mean, that would have been tres cooler

u just said that the more income helped him win.. but didn't show how
just a little comment dont flame me back =o
#43 probe[55369]
24161239hfc134.tampabay.rr.com
bleh, this report all depended on the pretty pictures.

they gay commentary style didn't make any sense, i mean, if you're gonna have it like a commentary, don't have one person say

Dude one: Mark4 takes the 6 o clock natural.

all basic and shit, maybe.

Dude one: hmm, looks like mar4's taking the 6 o clock natural, hopefully he gets if off sucessfully!

Dude two: Yeah, his last failure when he tried to take the 3 o clock natural probably made him more skittish,... but we'll see


that's alot better, imo, than having them say stupid, un witty or unrealistic 1 liners.

LOTS AND LOTS of spelling/grammar errors, too.

shoulda just done a normal reporting style WITH the pictures, and ran a grammar/spell checker.

7.5 :
#44 Dark-Berzerker[55376]
enc78.encode.com
you matter the ownage, i still enjoyed reading it
#45 Deranged~SCV[55377]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
Bojah! OWNZ!! I'm all on Mark4...I have played him (under a smurf) ZvP and he owned me w/ zeal/temp vs my hydra/muta/guard. Owww....
#46 [55394]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
Dref! =P Your the one who stopped the Monday Night Starcraft. We all loved it so much. To be honest that series IMO is the best next to any report ::Nobody:: has done.

Fox^1
#47 [55397]
rliv129.infocom.com
Hey, its cool if you continue the MNS tradition, just come with some new jokes... ;-)

Dref
#48 {88}Hawk[55398]
209.128.34.3
PvZ is not as imbalanced as you think, you gotta be creative with what you do.

I win that match alot vs the top players, but I agree a bit one sided
#49 ....(variable[55400]
207.229.0.241
found another quote for vegas to throw in:

#15 Fox: Tillerman is kinda good.

#50 exactly[55415]
PNBFB102-14.splitrock.net
could you guys kiss more ass?
#51 ::nobody::[55427]
dt0f4n84.san.rr.com
to comment #51: could you get the sarcasm any less?
#52 Fractal_Wave[55437]
24.67.140.108.bc.wave.home.com
Nice report. Nobo, you own. Have I mentioned that lately? No? here.

::Nobody:: owns.

Tillerman's got some powering skill, heya?

YRM :: I remember that game...remember the Discovery Battle?

"I don't need economy, honest"

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#53 probe[55452]
24161239hfc134.tampabay.rr.com
go away dark hawke, you aren't a good player.
#54 [55453]
11.crrg2.xdsl.nauticom.net
I remember you taking out my main base Fractal. Honestly, that may be one of the best reports I did aside from the WW3 ones.

Hehe,
Later,
YRM
#55 exactly[55465]
spider-wc051.proxy.aol.com
Markwho and Tillerwhat?
#56 PSI_PSI[55517]
qt-ce.singnet.com.sg
Good match. A Protoss with only 2 bases against the Zerg horde which mASS expands all over the map and still theProtoss win prove the balance of the game. Protoss can always hold off mass Zerg units with early high templers.
#57 BackStabingLiar[55518]
63.239.42.130
this wasnt that ultimate to me, but still an awesome BR on a really cool looking, but disappointing game. Id give it a 7.5.
#58 Zeal[55657]
cr60057-a.rct1.bc.wave.home.com
wow that anime lady has big boobies
#59 Activus[55734]
d185fde19.rochester.rr.com
Psi_Psi, uh... Well... The Protoss lost horribly man... I think the matchup is fine, I don't want Protoss getting any stronger as a Terran player :-O.

Activus
#60 Nick_Bruiser[55737]
d185fde19.rochester.rr.com
Alright, Two Unknown players, like who is this Tiller guy? And Mark4? What kind of name is that? You guys should do a report of that awesome Activus guy, because he's so cool and sexy to be around... And Terran are too strong, I think that marines need to have 1/2 the range and 1/3 the firing rate to even things out against dragoons and hydras and such, it's just way too hard for a good protoss to beat a bad terran.

Anyway, this was all sarcastic for those who can't figure it out.

Act... I mean Nick_Bruiser
#61 deathdefient[55875]
spider-wg034.proxy.aol.com
nice nice ..... a little more details would improve
#62 Bane[55911]
adsl-61-49-105.atl.bellsouth.net
does this mean...i have to start working now? :(
#63 SlingsNArrows[56152]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
I actually loved the commentary. The pics were good as always.. but... pics just don't do it. Cool/funny comentary saved it up to 8.5, 9 if u'd put a few battles under the microscope and tell us about the small scale stuff.
#64 thatoneguyisdumb[56261]
spider-ti042.proxy.aol.com
The guy who said that all toss units should get one more armor point is just dumb. Early zealot rush against terran? 4 damage to a zealot from a marine would not work at all....So, guy who said that, you are dumb.
#65 thatoneguyisdumb[56262]
spider-ti042.proxy.aol.com
oh yeah. Report was decent, I'm not quite sure about the commentary action though. I am tough and hardcore.
#66 DS-SlayeR[56421]
cr284156-a.poco1.bc.wave.home.com
Its been 2 months since ive been on bnet for more than 5 minutes but i finally got a chance to use my friends comp to c how the brood war community has turned out wether it has died or not and i c its the same ppl living their sheltered lives but u guys still believe in imbalance.. i dont know the exact post # but some 1 mentioned zerg > toss which isnt true at all. I played toss only and before i quit bw i was a winning rec vs every 1 on kali and bnet except testie we went 1-1 but just play carefully with toss and u can own... the trick is to play like u do on bgh and u will beat a zerg =) play around with goof around strats and u will find they own the standard strats that have been used since 1.05
#67 Undead{HeRo}[56454]
tsmia1-66.du.gate.net
Omg, who made the pics?! and what software do u use?! i gotta get me that software. hehehe
#68 PeonLover[56507]
d172-148.rndhnj.optonline.net
This game was total ownage. And that map you played. Pretty good. Maybe i should try it some day.

Now if fox was playing he would own all cause fox is my god.

Tiller in game 3 is my prediction
#69 [z]RubberDucky[56777]
crtntx1-ar3-099-004.dsl.gtei.net
haha nice report
#70 HEllz YEA!![61619]
usr30-dialup91.mix1.Bloomington.cw.net
LOVE THE ANIME PUT MORE ANIME YAY!!~!
#71 Greth[167067]
165.69-177-91.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be
Tillerman ...

25/07/11

Too bad the pics didn't survive...



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