| #1 Dialtone_[60923] |
| athe530-i187.otenet.gr |
| What do you think, i wont get 1st comment in my own report? |
| #2 JFeTT[60927] |
| ro04-204-210-189-182.ce.mediaone.net |
| I think I'll get second, That's what I think. |
| #3 SqueakyMonkey[60931] |
| osh1-7b8.twcny.rr.com |
Excellent work, great images, a solid 9 or 10.
I don't get first comments on my reports, but that's me, and I'm crazy. Dangerously crazy. |
| #4 Errr[60933] |
| cr331728-a.wlfdle1.on.wave.home.com |
| That Sesame Street Pic was....disturbing. GW with the report tho. |
| #5 ????[60935] |
| dial234.b1.tnt3.lax.ca.freei.net |
i thought pure was the winner, not nuclear...
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| #6 Gold[60936] |
| duncan.its.yale.edu |
| I thought pure won, but it said that nuclear did in the report. Did you declare the wrong winner? Who really won? |
| #7 WarLeaderJustin[60937] |
| spider-we014.proxy.aol.com |
Excellent report. This is ownage. A solid 100%.
PRETTY PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| #8 Dr.Zchivago[60939] |
| proxy2-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com |
Of all the pics, I think I like the last one the best! heh.
Kick ass report.
Ending was totally confusing though. I thought SpermOfPurity won, also.
Still Kick ass.
9
-Dr.Z |
| #9 [SLF]Harlequin[60940] |
| a-66-205-biz2.mts.net |
YAY i looked at the document source and figured out howto put in the pictures, yay me, i am cool, yay me, i am cool, THANX Dialtone_!!!!!!!! GW on the br its quite well done, except at end theres a contradiction in who won, but good images, solid grammar and paragraph formation
its a 9 or 10 in anybody's book |
| #10 CynicalMagician[60941] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
Funkin' A DT, this rocks. I liked the somewhat gothic feel to the images. The details were easy to follow too in the writing, and I liked the alt text, even if some of it didn't really make any sense.. (I will 0wn j00 soap? wtf's that?) Great work.
-CM |
| #11 SqueakyMonkey[60943] |
| osh1-7b8.twcny.rr.com |
| Elmo gonna cap yo ass, bitch! |
| #12 WarLeaderJustin[60944] |
| spider-we014.proxy.aol.com |
| I just realized that too. Who really won? |
| #13 afro~[potato][60946] |
| adsl-63-200-52-33.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| uhhhhhhhhhh......who won |
| #14 Talon[60947] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
i think you put the wrong guy as winner at the end :|
good except for that everything was in italics |
| #15 SpermOfPurity[60948] |
| pool-209-138-39-142.irvn.grid.net |
| DUDE, I WON ME ME ME ME ME, despite all the bad manner from that dam scv, now for the br, it was a great BR it was a bit wide but that not a factor its still good stuff, good job, took u wut a month? ill say a solid 9? yes das bout right |
| #16 CynicalMagician[60949] |
| px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
I just looked at the forum, saw the WLJ thread, had to go back through and look at your images again. Still cool, but the one above the 'Revenge' header thing had an assload of blank space... Didn't look right... Also your Breeze effect (lighting on 1 spot on the image) was overdone in a picture or two. But still, very nice.
-CM |
| #17 WSSO[60958] |
| hsa070.pool004.at101.earthlink.net |
| Is it me or are the BR's getting better? |
#18  [60962] |
| bvn.net |
| I'm giving this a 9. I almost gave it an 8. It was an awesome report, the only problems were a less than stellar ending to the game, the annoying and irrelevant alt-text, and the similarly annoying and irrelevant credit picture. Oh, and caught is not spelled with an 'o'. |
| #19 Binjured[60963] |
| 1Cust126.tnt17.det3.da.uu.net |
LOL gj dial... i think nuke really DID win, seeyou in hell Pure!! :P hehe ... anyways all i did was read it and look at all text...
MAKE YOUR PICS A BIT BIGGER 4 MY 56 K TO DL PLZ , THX GW!!!!
Other than that really good report.
Hope to see u around at some point :))
Bin |
| #20 Kung~Fu-Fighting[60965] |
| cache01-e3b.syd.optusnet.com.au |
1 word:
Classy |
| #21 teck.lika.hore[60970] |
| cx190935-a.dnpt1.occa.home.com |
Good writing, graphics are very good complement - but I agree with praetor here - the alttext, although funny, was almost always irrelevant to the story. And at first I contributed it to you being funny until i realized you were just writing down stuff from Jack Handy's <u>Deep Thoughts</>. If you're gonna have irrelevant alttext for humor value, at least write your own or credit the source. If I hadn't recognized some of that alt text and if I could rate this, I woulda given this an 80 or a 90 even, but my vote <i>now</i> with this matter is <font color=orange size=+2> 77/100</font>. gj, a bit...
teck.lika.hore |
| #22 teck.lika.hore[60971] |
| cx190935-a.dnpt1.occa.home.com |
| oops i coulda sworn i but a /u tag after 'Deep Thoughts'. D'oh. ignore me. I'm an elf |
| #23 Snork~Dimmy[60973] |
| async15-per2-isp-3.nas.one.net.au |
irrelevant alt-text and it was a little wide, other than a really nice report.
9, images looked GREAT but a little too huge for my puny 56K to handle |
| #24 Dialtone_[60974] |
| athe530-k119.otenet.gr |
Omg,i just noticed that, SpermOfPurity did win the report but i used an older version of the my text at some point where i had mistakenly announced Nuclear as the winner and forgot to change it again :|
The "Stoopid S0ap, i win own j00 quote: <a href="http://detonate.net/hackers/"> detonate.net "hackers" bastardization</a> quote. Check it out it's a hilarious read.
The alt text: i have no idea what got into me (probably a demonic spirit again), but i finished the report at 4 in the morning and i just used quotes in Jack Handy's site.
Binjy who cares what you say? j/k :P
I cant beleive people didnt like the seasame street image? That was the funnyest thing ever. (of course it comes from a person that beleves smurfs porn would be funny,i'm a sick, sick man) |
| #25 Zumbooruk[60978] |
| IPNAK1-C6.xtra.co.nz |
| Ownage! I recognized the quotes, and I suppose it is wrong not to credit them, but they're funny and the pictures were AMAZING and I'd give this a 10. |
| #26 smackemupagus[60986] |
| alproxy2.proxy.lucent.com |
good work.
and for the record, i did like the sesame street image. but smurf porn... er... don't go there. |
| #27 GameOverZ[60990] |
| ppp120.c5300-1.day-oh.siscom.net |
| Why didn't this get a 10? |
| #28 jeezumcrow[60992] |
| svweba03.statestreet.com |
hehe nice nice, intense game and great picts.
Zerg must of been pissed seeing his ols popping left and right and his whole fleet of guards wasted :) corsairs sux big chunks :) |
| #29 KaneTheFirebat[61002] |
| ftmadisonagent.lisco.net |
I didn't win that :( But I did manage to make Latto lose so I'm happy. Dirty terrans. Oppressing us all, shooting us full of uranium.
Dial, this is one of the funniest things I've read as far as alt-text and the ending pic goes. GJ. Just at the end you made me look a little dumb, but that's ok :) |
#30  [61009] |
| fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net |
This was a really nice report, but it was a little wide for me. I had to scroll back and forth to fit it on the screen and my screen is 15'. You had really nice graphics, writing, etc. Good job!
9
Bane |
| #31 m1ndcontrol[61012] |
| ras-14.cyberglobe.net |
| Good job with the BR. Beautiful graphics and good text, looking forward to seeing more of your reports! |
| #32 ++FalCon++[61029] |
| ip93.saskatoon3.dialup.canada.psi.net |
| I give it a <font size=5>8.5</font cause it was that good although it was SpermOfPurity who won right? |
| #33 SCV~007[61040] |
| t4o957p106.telia.com |
Great report dial! I loved it =) Especially with my name in it, hehe. That made me laugh for five minutes...
I don't see why people don't like these alt texts, they were hilarious! WTF "irrelevant"???. Look at WilliamWC3's reports for example. His reports define irrelevant, not only his altext is irrelevant but the whole text.. =) (no offence WC3 I love the reports).
The width of the report was not a problem for me..
(1024x768 settings).
I can't think of any reason why this should not get a 10.
(Except that Dialtone_ is a fucked up name..) |
| #34 BW-sux[61046] |
| spider-tp062.proxy.aol.com |
As one of the few people with their monitor settings on 800x600, I couldn't read it. Make it smaller next time, please.
BW-sux |
| #35 anal-banana[61063] |
| bcfw1d.ext.bridge.com |
| Huh? Nuclear won? I thought pure won... |
| #36 BeerFish[61064] |
| 12.18.122.147 |
Damb cant see the pic's. geocities must be down like always
guess i'll have to check it out later ;-(
BeerFish |
| #37 anal-banana[61065] |
| bcfw1d.ext.bridge.com |
| by the way if you like smurf porn check out a series called "Deep Smurf". You'll love it. |
#38  [61082] |
|
| Holy crap, those pics were amazing. great battle report |
#39  [61084] |
| as530070.infocom.com |
Cool<i>!</i>
Too late to rate though... :( Easy 8, possibly a 9 though
Cheers,
Dref |
| #40 nerfsnut[61101] |
| CWIP-T-010-p-223-224.tmns.net.au |
The writing just wouldn't hold my attention. So I stopped reading the main text after half way and just looked at the pics and read all the alt text on them.
The writing wasn't necessarily bad. I just kept drifting off. I dunno. |
| #41 Templar569[61102] |
| 168.168.234.162 |
Having just spent yesterday taking my kids to Sesame Place, I found your last pic to be particularly disturbing. Guess I won't be letting them get their pictures taken with Elmo anymore . . . :)
Good game, pretty pictures, occasionally humorous alt-text. Nice work! |
| #42 Tc1~Micro[61108] |
| cs16030-161.austin.rr.com |
Great Report Dialtone_
excellent and high quality game(non 4-pool)
and great pics / writing style
UlTrAs4LiFe Nice underslash ^^ |
| #43 GameOverZ[61122] |
| ppp176.c5300-1.day-oh.siscom.net |
Have you ever handled a gun before?
P.s. I own the flame forum |
| #44 Dialtone_[61154] |
| athe530-k229.otenet.gr |
omg omg omg omg omg!! smurf porn! roflmao! that was hilarious!
Drefsab, it's never too late to rate :)
And i promise never to use the sesame street picture again, i didnt think it would bother people, it's just my twisted sense of humor i guess. I got one with Kermit the frog though. How 'bout it? ^_^ |
| #45 KaneTheFirebat[61156] |
| ftmadisonagent.lisco.net |
| Post it dial post it :) |
| #46 Shepherd[61168] |
| cm-24-161-49-87.nycap.rr.com |
| Good report, but I'm extremely confused at the end. . .I thought pure swept through Nuclear's last base. . .and nuclear won? |
| #47 Dialtone[61173] |
| athe530-k229.otenet.gr |
Kane if i post it there will be another wave of people saying that it was disturbing ^_^
Pure <i>did</i> win. Announcing Nuclear as the winner was a mistake i did because i hurried to post the report :( |
#48  [61186] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
Good Br SET
Lots of action: 2 points
Good Description of Action: 2 points
Good Pics: 2 points
Set bonus: 3 points
9
Fox^1
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| #49 [61189] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
(*#(347 Dam you new raters. I can't rate this oh well. You still get a 9 in my book :D
Fox^1 |
| #50 -NoVacancy-[61214] |
| spider-tn052.proxy.aol.com |
| Well done graphics and text wasnt too shabby. 9 |
| #51 Someone...[62024] |
| proxy3-external.etntwn1.nj.home.com |
| This is one of the best battle reports I've ever read. The game is really intense and the person who had the upperhand kept changing. I hope there will be more battle reports like this in the future, as I have enjoyed reading this a lot. |
| #52 Jinxy[63285] |
| spc-isp-cal-58-3-657.sprint.ca |
| Hey Bob thanks for the shameless plug back in post #30. :) At least some people are playing those custom maps now. Isn't anyone sick of Lost Temple yet? |
| #53 horny smurf[140206] |
| pool-63.53.161.87.nwrk.grid.net |
| where is the smurf porn?? |
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